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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The opening monologue with Steve Buscemi is pure kino

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The movie goes to shit after he gets shot

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I still watch the Desperado prequel El Mariachi every so often for keks.
    Super comfy, that one.
    Despite the fact that it lives in the shadow of its influences, (well, its single influence, that being Guy Ritchie's Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels) it holds up well as far as entertainment goes.
    Which begs the question, how's the Desperado sequel?
    Worth watching?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Depp is cringe, but its still kino

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Depp was always and will always be cringe kino

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        whatever you may call him, but his character is kino

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

      Depp is cringe, but its still kino

      Depp was always and will always be cringe kino

      I concur

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why do mexican women have short necks?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      All latinas undergo SpongeBobification at some point in their lives.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Evolution to thwart vampires.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    this movie didn't age well for me but you don't get good bad guys like the one in this any more

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    too soulful

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, im thinking a banger

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    people are too low test nowadays

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know why but when I rewatched these movies about a decade ago now on the el Rey network I didn't really enjoy this film as much as I did before, I actually liked the first film better. I don't know why that happened..maybe I need to rewatch them again.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    pedro pascal is every spaniard in every show and movie, and hot women are banned by the zendaya + lena dunham committee

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Spickino

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's Willem Dafoe doing brownface in once upon a time in Mexico.By the way, her accent in this movie was atrocious, I guess that's how Americans feel when they hear Salma Hayeck or Sofia Vergara in a movie.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      how is that a "brownface"?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Well you see his face isn't normally that brown, so they made his face more brown. Brown face.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >going to the beach twice now makes you a brownface wearing racist

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I want a crossover of The Mariachi with Alejandro Gillick.
    Hollywood, that billion pesos idea is free for you.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    WAH WAH WAH Yes...it's me.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      *points at you*
      NO' YE'...
      *ejects pistols from sleeves and criss crosses wrists to shoot dudes on both sides of the room*

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    kino

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >lotsa guns
      >rocket launcher
      >heavy machine gun
      >flamethrower
      >RCXD
      Which guitar case do you choose?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        flamethrower easily

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        the bazooka was most kino, lets be honest

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          this is a fact

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        i forgot enrique had a cameo lol whats this homosexual been up to?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      pure sovl

      this is a fact

      Just look at his power stance

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Great film, terrific soundtrack too, Tito and Tarantula is perfect.

    After Dark playing in From Dusk Till Dawn while Salma Hayek literally seduces every man on the planet who watched the movie is such a sexy song

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >my Spanish girlfriend is putting on latina weight
    Sucks. I didn't think it happened to mainland Spaniards but here we are.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i enjoy this up until the third act and then it kinda fizzles out

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >You used to be her little Mariachi...
      >NOW YOU'RE JUST ANOTHER PIECE OF SHIT LIKE ME!
      second half of the 3rd act.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This movie sucks frick off

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      filtered

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Latina Sydney Sweeney
    Ah, the 90s

  21. 1 month ago
    Hitman Monaghan

    This came out right around the time I discovered pic related, my thought was Rodriguez should make a Punisher film.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Salma was the hottest woman that ever lived cira Desperado. I don't think there's ever been better.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      prime Bellucci

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    pure sovl

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Rodriguez is a fricking hack

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i really wish this movie was pulpier than it is

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the sequel is

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        there is a sequel?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0285823/

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            thank you, i will add it to my watchlist

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              theres even a prequel

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              I concur

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    boomerslop

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Dumb fricking zoomer

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