I still watch the Desperado prequel El Mariachi every so often for keks.
Super comfy, that one.
Despite the fact that it lives in the shadow of its influences, (well, its single influence, that being Guy Ritchie's Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels) it holds up well as far as entertainment goes.
Which begs the question, how's the Desperado sequel?
Worth watching?
I don't know why but when I rewatched these movies about a decade ago now on the el Rey network I didn't really enjoy this film as much as I did before, I actually liked the first film better. I don't know why that happened..maybe I need to rewatch them again.
For me it's Willem Dafoe doing brownface in once upon a time in Mexico.By the way, her accent in this movie was atrocious, I guess that's how Americans feel when they hear Salma Hayeck or Sofia Vergara in a movie.
The opening monologue with Steve Buscemi is pure kino
The movie goes to shit after he gets shot
I still watch the Desperado prequel El Mariachi every so often for keks.
Super comfy, that one.
Despite the fact that it lives in the shadow of its influences, (well, its single influence, that being Guy Ritchie's Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels) it holds up well as far as entertainment goes.
Which begs the question, how's the Desperado sequel?
Worth watching?
Yes
Depp is cringe, but its still kino
Depp was always and will always be cringe kino
whatever you may call him, but his character is kino
I concur
Why do mexican women have short necks?
All latinas undergo SpongeBobification at some point in their lives.
Evolution to thwart vampires.
this movie didn't age well for me but you don't get good bad guys like the one in this any more
too soulful
Yeah, im thinking a banger
people are too low test nowadays
I don't know why but when I rewatched these movies about a decade ago now on the el Rey network I didn't really enjoy this film as much as I did before, I actually liked the first film better. I don't know why that happened..maybe I need to rewatch them again.
pedro pascal is every spaniard in every show and movie, and hot women are banned by the zendaya + lena dunham committee
Spickino
For me it's Willem Dafoe doing brownface in once upon a time in Mexico.By the way, her accent in this movie was atrocious, I guess that's how Americans feel when they hear Salma Hayeck or Sofia Vergara in a movie.
how is that a "brownface"?
Well you see his face isn't normally that brown, so they made his face more brown. Brown face.
>going to the beach twice now makes you a brownface wearing racist
I want a crossover of The Mariachi with Alejandro Gillick.
Hollywood, that billion pesos idea is free for you.
WAH WAH WAH Yes...it's me.
*points at you*
NO' YE'...
*ejects pistols from sleeves and criss crosses wrists to shoot dudes on both sides of the room*
kino
>lotsa guns
>rocket launcher
>heavy machine gun
>flamethrower
>RCXD
Which guitar case do you choose?
flamethrower easily
the bazooka was most kino, lets be honest
this is a fact
i forgot enrique had a cameo lol whats this homosexual been up to?
Just look at his power stance
Great film, terrific soundtrack too, Tito and Tarantula is perfect.
After Dark playing in From Dusk Till Dawn while Salma Hayek literally seduces every man on the planet who watched the movie is such a sexy song
>my Spanish girlfriend is putting on latina weight
Sucks. I didn't think it happened to mainland Spaniards but here we are.
i enjoy this up until the third act and then it kinda fizzles out
>You used to be her little Mariachi...
>NOW YOU'RE JUST ANOTHER PIECE OF SHIT LIKE ME!
second half of the 3rd act.
This movie sucks frick off
filtered
>Latina Sydney Sweeney
Ah, the 90s
This came out right around the time I discovered pic related, my thought was Rodriguez should make a Punisher film.
Salma was the hottest woman that ever lived cira Desperado. I don't think there's ever been better.
prime Bellucci
pure sovl
Rodriguez is a fricking hack
i really wish this movie was pulpier than it is
the sequel is
there is a sequel?
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0285823/
thank you, i will add it to my watchlist
theres even a prequel
boomerslop
Dumb fricking zoomer