Why dont you go out and make a movie like the Blair Witch Project? It was genius.

Why don’t you go out and make a movie like the Blair Witch Project? It was genius.

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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh I did,
    It’s called Blair Shit Project, and it’s scat

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      link plz. for research purposes.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >scat
      Cool, I love jazz!

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was trash then and it's trash now

    • 6 months ago
      Anon

      this movie was always garbage, hyped and marketed by bullshit magazine reviews before the days of the internet bots

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    That movie just felt like a 2 hr domestic dispute simulator. The scariest thing about it was my PTSD from the characters screaming at each other.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      JOSH!

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Recently watched the official fan edit that restores basically all the footage that could be found. Does add some interesting stuff, but you can see why it was cut. I do really love the lore mockmentaries they released around the movies

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why don't you go out and make a new Microsoft it's just lines of code

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not allowed in the woods because mom said some kids were molested recently.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's right, never return to the scene of the crime.

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah it's amazing. I'm not a horror guy but this movie is one of my faves.

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Blair witch is gay. For me its jesus christ vampire hunter

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked her in the Taken miniseries, she was a first class c**t

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      is that the xfiles in tiktok mode

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Spielberg miniseries from 20 years ago

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  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s hard to think of a cool premise like two dudes killing a girl through the guise of a witch hunt and actually executing it perfectly. It makes me think this actually was something they seriously thought about and made a movie about it to cope with never going through with it.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous
  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know this is Cinemaphile but this is how I felt about the original FNAF game. A stupidly simple and shockingly effective idea that completely blew up in the wildest of ways.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's FNAF?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Furry Blacks aggressively fricking.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah you’re just a zoomer and actually stupid and desperate for some cultural thing of significance. FNAF is nowhere near the calibre of Blair Witch and neither is Among Us or whatever gay ass game you zoomers hype up like the best thing ever.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I never said they had any sort of similar cultural significances. I only admired their minimalistic productions and massive successes. You’re the only one bringing up Amongus here. Go project your insecurities somewhere else you thick illiterate virgin.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Seethe zoomie. Try not to turn gay in the next decade.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        FNAF is one of the largest toylines on the planet now, if that's not significance, I dint know what is

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          It’s about as huge as fidget spinners

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chris Stuckmann is almost done with his youtube movie

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really like the Blair Witch project, I know it has become a meme but I think it is a good movie.

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I did. I was a co-creator of a small Marbel Hornets clone. It sucked but had a small cult following.

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    1 - Cameras are way more expensive now
    2 - Going to the woods is expensive too
    3 - No friends
    4 - No creativity
    5 - No ambition
    6 - I dont like going outside

  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I saw Blair Witch at the cinema on Halloween in 99. Then we went to a graveyard in the dark and some pick up truck followed us home.

    I dont think I'll get Halloween kino like that ever again.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      time to get off Cinemaphile grandpa

  17. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why don't you?

  18. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Movie was legit horrifying when I saw it as a kid. They did a great job of making it increasingly spooky with each day.

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