you sound like you spend a lot of time around women and know them very well just kidding
women are s-tier easy to talk to and literally are nice and smell good
I've literally only had 5/10 chubby mexican girls with glasses speak to me in this way
it's like they're trying to reject you before you reject them, it's puzzling
>she’ll try to frick me after seeing me as a challenge >after rejecting her a few times I will half-heartedly agree to give her a shot after we’ve had a few drinks >frick her brains out >act like I didn’t really like it and ghost her for a bit >she wants a round 2 >agree after prolonged foot dragging >frick her ass and do ass to mouth and make her my ass puppet >she goes along with it thinking I just need to transition from man ass to pussy >I now have an anal broad on standby >string her along and pretend I can see us having kids >ultimately reject her, tell her she’s just not doing it for me and is boring
I wish I wasn't self-aware.
And I don't mean that good side of being self-aware, but literally crippling, and I mean crippling levels of self-awareness/self-consciousness of every little miniscule detail. When I interact with someone I am aware of the speed I am talking, the posture I am holding, the tone I am expressing, the eye contact I am holding, the body language I am expressing, my brain is literally working on overdrive 110% every single time and as soon as I do something "wrong" in any of these things I feel like I did something terribly wrong. Every single second feels like an hour and I am constantly in fight or flight mode. My heart starts pumping so much that at some point I literally start to think that even the other person can hear it, especially indoors in a quiet setting.
Every social interaction is like Q&A conversation in a RPG game, but instead of 3 possible questions/answers and endless time to pick the correct response there's like 3 million possible questions/answers to choose from and a deadly awkwardness timer going on, where if you don't quickly pick a response in milliseconds and not picking the right response results in me dying right there on the spot.
I want to erase that, to just be able not to think about any of that and not act manually. To be able to just talk about the weather or something dumb like that without thinking much about it. At this rate I'll die in my 30s out of nothing but pure stress cortisol overload.
Thanks for reading my blog post
I was so horribly anxious that when I had college orientation I tasted blood in my mouth.
But my course was for marketing and advertising. And it's primarily presentations. Somehow presenting comforts me because I can sort of dissociate and act.
I also had a tremendously supportive and welcoming class where everyone was friends and non judgemental.
Eventually we had a presentation class with the b***hiest professor I've ever met. She's heckle people mid presentation and I remember a few times sweating and feeling sick hot from frustration at her. But multiple impromptu presentations was my exposure therapy. I'm no longer anxious anymore. I'm still shy and keep to myself but whenever I need to communicate I'm rock solid. I recommend you try taking some classes that expose you to these environments. You'll be surprised just how far you'll go.
i do speak. and the reason i dont lile women is that i have spoken to them and heard the moronation they spout and witnessed the moronic actions they take.
>why don't you talk?
Because I have nothing to say and no-one cares anyway. >why don't you like women?
Because they don't like me. Now frick me, or leave me alone.
speed walking towards her without talking
choke her to death
god she is insufferable
>she is *amazing*
FIFY
jfc this flick was ruthelessly on the nose and repulsively medicore
i wanna know who that extra at the table is DAT ASS
Did you get mogged by her?
god i want her to mog me lol
i deserve a giant blonde gf
I do a 180 and walk away backwards
>I like women but hate prostitutes
without sounding mad?
>i don't have anything to say
what i'd say otherwise:
>because they dont respect themselves and hold off on sex til marriage
>incel talk
No wonder you can't find a girl
“…”
I’m gay.
Say
Hey Hey Hey
It's hump day
and I need you to tag
Five big dickass homies below
If you a big dickass homie, tag yoself
Then I slap her
Because I'm a e-girlcon
Stop spamming this homosexual shit
Says the closet gay
Back to plebbit, pedo
I only like Dunkin signature lattes
I drive.
women are even more insufferable when they start to compete with robots.
instead of improving themselves they go full prostitute and blame men "why dont you like meee"
damn it's like OP threw the perfect incel bait, holy shit
its repugnant to anyone who fricks moron
women who talk like this are awful and should be avoided
you sound like you spend a lot of time around women and know them very well just kidding
>nice hat, dork
>tfw no mackenzie gf
jdimsa
>tfw no autistic gf too
>go up to a random guy
>start talking to him
>wtf why is he standoffish and not smiling
Why are women like this?
they're not if you're handsome
women are s-tier easy to talk to and literally are nice and smell good
I've literally only had 5/10 chubby mexican girls with glasses speak to me in this way
it's like they're trying to reject you before you reject them, it's puzzling
>they're not if you're handsome
Why would they even approach a non-handsom guy?
not my problem uggo
I’m gay and no woman can change me.
>she’ll try to frick me after seeing me as a challenge
>after rejecting her a few times I will half-heartedly agree to give her a shot after we’ve had a few drinks
>frick her brains out
>act like I didn’t really like it and ghost her for a bit
>she wants a round 2
>agree after prolonged foot dragging
>frick her ass and do ass to mouth and make her my ass puppet
>she goes along with it thinking I just need to transition from man ass to pussy
>I now have an anal broad on standby
>string her along and pretend I can see us having kids
>ultimately reject her, tell her she’s just not doing it for me and is boring
Wow dude, sucking dick and drinking cum is actually freaking based!
I’m not gay it’s what I’d say to her as a ploy to get her to think I’m a challenge. You dumb bro?
>woman is literally throwing herself at K
>incelchuds are baffled at this woman's audacity to make fun of him
fricking hilarious
>no you have to go along with my advances
Why are women like this?
he didn't though
I wish I wasn't self-aware.
And I don't mean that good side of being self-aware, but literally crippling, and I mean crippling levels of self-awareness/self-consciousness of every little miniscule detail. When I interact with someone I am aware of the speed I am talking, the posture I am holding, the tone I am expressing, the eye contact I am holding, the body language I am expressing, my brain is literally working on overdrive 110% every single time and as soon as I do something "wrong" in any of these things I feel like I did something terribly wrong. Every single second feels like an hour and I am constantly in fight or flight mode. My heart starts pumping so much that at some point I literally start to think that even the other person can hear it, especially indoors in a quiet setting.
Every social interaction is like Q&A conversation in a RPG game, but instead of 3 possible questions/answers and endless time to pick the correct response there's like 3 million possible questions/answers to choose from and a deadly awkwardness timer going on, where if you don't quickly pick a response in milliseconds and not picking the right response results in me dying right there on the spot.
I want to erase that, to just be able not to think about any of that and not act manually. To be able to just talk about the weather or something dumb like that without thinking much about it. At this rate I'll die in my 30s out of nothing but pure stress cortisol overload.
Thanks for reading my blog post
I was so horribly anxious that when I had college orientation I tasted blood in my mouth.
But my course was for marketing and advertising. And it's primarily presentations. Somehow presenting comforts me because I can sort of dissociate and act.
I also had a tremendously supportive and welcoming class where everyone was friends and non judgemental.
Eventually we had a presentation class with the b***hiest professor I've ever met. She's heckle people mid presentation and I remember a few times sweating and feeling sick hot from frustration at her. But multiple impromptu presentations was my exposure therapy. I'm no longer anxious anymore. I'm still shy and keep to myself but whenever I need to communicate I'm rock solid. I recommend you try taking some classes that expose you to these environments. You'll be surprised just how far you'll go.
I don't like anyone. Frick off.
I'm scared
i do speak. and the reason i dont lile women is that i have spoken to them and heard the moronation they spout and witnessed the moronic actions they take.
yeah but they smell good bro
so do I
>why don't you talk?
Because I have nothing to say and no-one cares anyway.
>why don't you like women?
Because they don't like me. Now frick me, or leave me alone.
No surprise you can't get laid.
Eat shit.
stop being so ugly in public first
I'm shy, women make me nervous
>Not any women
>Just you
2D > 3D