Why don't zoomers like Lord of the Rings?

Why don't zoomers like Lord of the Rings?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Too white
    Too male
    Associated with incels

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Rings of Power is less white and male than House of the Dragon, you chud

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Game of trones is the series that had all whites survive and win at the end. White guy gets the throne. White guys stays as the hand of the king. All white guys plus one white female are in power. Black girl gets decapitated, black guy with no balls gets banished along with the rest of his savages to some city where they can slowly die. Ultimate YAAAAAAAAAAAS QUEEN fantasy becomes the main villain and dies at the end without ever sitting on the throne. Hero of the story is white guy who gets to have his happy ending with his other white guy friend and his white dog

      But that IS the not white series????

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      House of the dragons is way whiter and more male.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      fpwp

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Lord of the Rings is zoomer.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I love LOTR.
    ROP is convoluted dogshit that both alienates casual fans and bookgays who actually read The Silmarillion.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Lord of the rings is the most beloved book of all time. Rings of power is what people hate. Sir.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Lord of the rings is the most beloved book of all time
      If you're twelve.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Where there's woke shit
    There's no way
    We don't wanna sub to Prime today
    But the shill named Dinesh
    Says pay pay pay!
    We're gonna flood your goddamn board all day!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      based and bakshipilled

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      WHERE THERE’S A SHILL THERE’S A WAY!
      SLOP, SCHLOP!
      SLOP, SCHLOP!

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    thats millennials

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Normies never cared about LotR, they got swept up by the enthusiasm of nerds for the movies back in the 2000s but with no constant reinforcement they forgot all about it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This.
      LotR is Superman
      Got: HotD is Batman
      Still doesn't excuse Amazon for casting literal whos, hiring nocredits show runners, and pozzing it to hell. Possibly sabotage like Kennedy and JJ did to Luke

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Still doesn't excuse Amazon for casting literal whos
        One of their few good decisions

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >LotR is Superman
        >Got: HotD is Batman
        And so they will be united

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >folklore
          It's folxlore, chuds

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Matt Smith gets to be with a monke and a ratto
          I wish I can be like him bros...

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Very little nudity, sex, and real bloody violence in Rings of Power. It's like a tame children's comic book movie with very little stakes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's actually shocking how there's literally ZERO homosexual relationships in Rings of Power so far. Is this secretly based?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        There's also zero romantic relationships between two white actors. It couldn't be more pozzed

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >wanting romantic relationships in LotR

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            There's plenty of romantic relationships in lotr. Fricking Sam marries his cherished girl Rosie that he was pining after forever. Plus Aragorn and Arwen. This is supposed to be a long running series, there will need to be relationships to keep anyone invested and interested.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Literally every relationship in this show is interracial. Not as in man and elf but as in black actor and white actor

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I just think it's hilarious that they shit on the only homosexual in House of Dragons so hard. He's black and his white lover's face gets beat in and dies for trying to make a deal with the wife's side guy, then years later he's a cuck and the wife has two kids from a white guy and literally everyone around is raising their eyebrows at them and asking wtf is going on. He then just spends his time drinking and making eyes at twinks. He couldn't be any more pathetic.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They unironically don't know who to root for

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's the same problem with Dragons right, blacks and greens don't have a "good" candidate for King. Everyone's a spoiled twat.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's basically a bible tale. It's boring as shit

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      lel. meanwhile, jackson employed thousands of nerd extras who just wanted to do some HEMA on camera

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's kinda funny on rewatch to see just how many of them had trouble not acknowledging the camera, and somehow the movies never caught any shit for it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      kek, $1b and they couldn't afford to hire a few extras for like a few thousand?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        not even that. for the godzilla sequel they went to mexico to film rodan wrecking shit and got hundreds of people running around scared and no one got paid, it was just for fun and to be on the movie, but that requires sending a unit to a place and take time to set up the scene and current studios are incapable of doing that so they just send everything to the indians

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    We like LotR, we don't like RoPe.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      To bad you’re getting the rope anyway

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not watching it.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Fantasy has a problem with normies seeing it as goofy and wacky. A series that tries to use European history to inform and revise the genre is more appealing to normies because they are more grounded and "realistic." A Song of Ice and Fire and The Witcher are the best examples of such book series. This is why HotD is doing better, even though they nigged up the cast too much. Netflix's The Witcher went full moron with the nig-casting. Even if brainwashed normies won't admit it, nig-casting spends part of the leeway these series have for goofiness or being unrealistic. Rings of Power is more fantastical so it has even less of a margin for wackiness than the rest, so it shouldn't have had nig-casting at all.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    HOTD has more blacks than RANGS

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I tried watching RoP and it's honestly just boring. Most of the characters are unlikable except for that one dude who may or may not be Sauron. I don't care all that much about whether or not it's faithful to the books (never read them, probably never will), but the show as it is has nothing interesting going on.
    >B-but muh 1 billion dollar budget! The sea is always right!!!!!
    Yeah, still don't care. Prime better reboot this shit if they don't want another WoT situation.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No one likes Rings of Power. Everyone love Lord of the Rings even black people, don't tell the liberals.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ROP is not and will never be lord of the rings, jeff

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Why don't zoomers like Lord of the Rings?

    No attention span. HotD has boobs and incest to keep them interested. Rings of Power has slow pacing and takes its time, it's not suitable for the dumb tiktok generation.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Muh slow burn
      You should burn slowly along the writers of RoPe you dumb frick.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it's too slow for zoomers and there's not enough violence and sex

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This. Zoomers only like movies with tons of explosions.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They don't like house of the dragon either. That's more of a 25+ year old show

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    someone post the whole article, it’s paywalled

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    RoP is not Lord of the Rings.

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