Why exactly should I be excited for this again?
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Because it's product. Consume!
The CGI somehow looks worse than in the 2003 Eric Bana movie.
This is the first time I'm realizing how big of a moron this guy i
>"hurr just consoom!"
>surrounded by a bunch of plastic trash
thats the joke, they run a show intentionally parodying that type of consumer attitude
And yet buying a bunch of plastic shit as a joke still results in buying a bunch of plastic shit.
I agree
They have an open PO Box. High probability most that shit was sent to them by fans.
rich provided all the toys
>t-they buy it for le joke!
Some are clearly their actual toys and merch if you look closely, gremlins stuff and other things they clearly didn’t buy just for the videos lol
>buying
all this shit was sent by fans: mocking and burning them is actually based, chud
They are just soihomosexuals by any other name. Their existence still revolves around pop culture.
>t. William Shatner
HOLY FRICKING SHIT YOU"RE THE ORIGINAL moron
NOT EVEN LARPER
HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
REAL, PLEBBITOR moron!!!!!!!
I see you've moved from twitter Mr Shatner.
Frick of ~~*Goldmark*~~
>better that
Seethe and misspell, queef
no. fricking. way.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Congrats on your disability
clearly bait so they can call you sexist for not liking it for later articles just like how they did it for that Marvel muslim show that nobody is really watching.
time and time again
>make shitty show
>hide behind “muh bigotry” “muh soggyknee”
goddamn i hope Tatiana at least got paid a fortune for this. she seems way too cool for capeshit.
>36yo
Perfect age to panic because she's approaching 40 which means she might settle for somebody like me
face is to unfit for she hulk
Because you're a 40-something nostalgic manchild.
Because if there's one thing 40 something nostalgic manchildren love it's feminism.
He's saying only ppl like that would be excited for capeshit in the first place, anon
Yes? Have you not heard of Reddit?
that's 40 something progressive manchildren
they hate history
no one is nostalgic for she hulk
they actually kept her hot and confident about her body (instead of being ugly in a burka and sperging at men for not being gay) so that alone already makes this show more based and culture than 99% of everything marvel ever did
no, they will let this one flop so they can blame it on the woman being hot and fricking dudes so they turn her into an ugly hulk monster like the aaron run to "fix" her (make her to femcels instead of to men) youre falling right into it or youre the paid disney shill preparing the terrain
You shouldn't be. The MCU is finished.
>Single female lawyer
>Fighting for her client
>Having lots of sex
Because you don't want anything new. You want the same thing you've seen hundreds of times before.
It's the Tv show. It's supposed to be the same thing not something new you dumb frick because it's selling an established idea. At best it's supposed to be the same thing, but stripped down for normies. Why the frick is this so hard for Disney to understand? It's the same reason star wars shit the bed
it was a reference.
Ally McBeal She-Hulk fricking sucks.
She's just an obnoxious pig.
GRUNKA LUNKA DUNKITY DARMED GUARDS
Jesus christ its a show that literally promotes everything wrong with modern women
Because it’s marvel Marcel
according to experts, this is everything
This, I consulted with experts and they say She-Hulk is going to be the best marvel production judging by the latest data
19 studies have been conducted and the results are in
Thank you. I literally laughed out loud at this comment.
>comment
You have to go back
And that's a good thing.
heres why
Just what the world needs more of!
Look Disney, I just want to jerk off to a giant green muscle woman. Would you please let me do that?
shut up and watch it already
Me? Gonzaga.
Gonzoogu?
If I have to be told it's a smart satire, then it isn't a smart satire.
OH BOY!
checkd and zamnd
To be fair to him the entire movie got rewritten so for all we know it *was* such a movie when he said that.
Wasn't it his nudes were in a diamond. His character was gay not hidden Chinese censor gay. They just made diet Deadpool down to the narration and awful jokes.
Well given that women's attacks on men usually consist of
>Virgin
>Small dick
>Premature ejaculation
>Gay
It can still be considered feminist.
This is the dude who walked out on his wife and daughters by the way
to creampie MEW
Whats MEW? Men en Wigs?
Damn that’s based
is this real?
That's not real
That's gotta be a fricking joke
What happened
Gal Gadot became Wonder Woman so from that point women could never again be sexy on the big screen
they accidentally spliced a youtube rewind clip for women's month into the opening credits
hillary lost so the elites decided to push their strategy early
It's like an ad for feminine hygiene products. It's saying "look at all the fun activities we can still do despite have a blood soaked rag stuck to our c**ts"
is this the power of feminism? my god...
This is clearly a psyops. I just dont know the motive. Why push this message so hard when people do not like it? Qomen dont want it.
I legitimately believe Elizabeth Banks made this movie to satisfy herself
Some people need religion and when they don't get it they can get a little insane
That is the case. Culture is driven by a small group of rich bored white women ( mostly israeli) living in a specific part of California .why do we allow
>suddenly shifts into an ad for psoriasis medication
Do Americans really...?
if this is sneaky then im fricking solid snake in the middle of a highway on broad daylight
"""""""sneaky"""""""""
>when it fades in to the group of girls
>sneaky
The entire movie was just women = cool and good, men = evil idiots. Nothing sneaky about it
>sneaky
>"sneaky feminist ideas"
The first 10 minutes is literally a tampon commercial montage. It didn't even make sense. She just slapped together a bunch of stock footage of 3rd world girls smiling.
Right lmao. Its so fricking funny people think that is subtle now. I'd hate to see what they think is blatant
When did Tatiana change her name to Ginger Godzilla
>really cool feminist commentary
>really cool
First time I've seen it described like that. All the kids must be into it.
Anon, I don't think anyone should be excited for wine aunt cope the movie, you're just meant to be called a mysoginist to distract from the money laundering.
Because Shrek was great, and we’ve been waiting ages for the live action remake.
For her.
>stretchmarked breasts
So sad.
Literally who?
Just another miscast from Disney
> Killed her own babies.
Hard pass.
Why do I find her so attractive
Anyone paying even a little attention to Marvel should have cringed themselves inside-out when they announced this series
do you have main character syndrome or something? why do you think it needs to appeal to you?
Does it need to appeal to anybody? It's an offering to the ESG and Larry fink anyway
Is this real. THat's funny as frick
Exactly this, from the promo images she will be less sexy than everyone expected
We were right, they were never going to deliver a curvy She-Hulk they go with the dike pants version
ask Black folk that question too anon
>sit down on toilet
>shit comes out of my ass
>no one looks at it
>no one thinks about it
>flush toilet
>sit down at computer
>shit comes out of israelite's ass onto my screen
>it's called GREEN MUSCLE MAN 2: ROBOT CAPE
>spend 6 months talking about whether i'm FOR or AGAINST it
How come you guys don't pay any attention to MY shits
fricking lol
One of the most based takes I've seen in a while. Well done
This is a board for discussing israelite shit, sir
>femshit commentary
>really cool
lol
lmao
Feminist humor is never funny. You can see a little of it in the trailer already.
>Paying for smug buttholes to lecture you about social issues
Subscription canceled.
No one saying this shit has EVER read feminist history or philosophy.
Why would anyone waste their time reading that shit
I can't think of very many things that would be a bigger waste of time
>Inhaling wiener & boozes like there's no tomorrow.
Wow what a great feminist commentary.
I heard she shows a lot of skin, including her bare ass
Really?
Who said you should be? Who said ANYTHING about you?
I genuinely thought this was a Shrek spinoff with their daughter being a lesbian or something.
Fixed.
She-Hulk was always feminist tho.
no cap tho?
She's not captain america.
frfr tho?
> Jessica Gao, our writer, made such a smart satire with a lot of really cool feminist commentary, so it's exciting.
"Is someone laughing?"
Rose Tico is a writer?!
BTW - she wrote "Pickle Rick". So you know She Hulk will be great.
Hilarious.
That unironically is a funny photo.
>Hey Morty….*burb*….you know this Holocaust stuff is all Bull shit right….
>”I dunno about that, RIck, I mean what about about the gas chambers and mass graves?”
>Open your eyes Morty….*burp*. This was a planed by a certain semetic people….WOODEN DOORS MORTY! Use your brain! It’s mathematically impossible to burn that many bodies, in that amount of time! What did they have, a furnace using gorgamite as fuel?! Use your fricking brain…*burp*…Morty
>”I-I mean if you say so Rick.”
She wrote Pickle Rick and she's also known for harassing Trump's kid.
Not trump's kid nooooooo.
He's a minor. Blue Checkmarks shouldn't harass children.
So have you raped a child yet or is it just CP so far?
>phenomenally asian
She's so asian she can barely see
>phenomenally asian
I would Jade tbh, Jim.
This culture sucks so fricking bad that it genuinely blows my mind. Leftist women are all such lame manipulatable tools, so good at getting used.
>phenomenally asian
Phenomenally asian but isn't a doctor? Something wrong isn't right
She looks like loads of fun
why do so many people wear what they are proud of on their fricking clothing lately? yeah i see you are asian and obviously i assume you are proud of it. why wear it on your shirt? do you need to remind yourself to be proud of it?
people wear stuff on their clothes so other people ask them about it. it's not that complicated
>wear 'culturally asian' on my shirt
>oh you're asian? i didn't realize! tell me about it
makes sense
it says "phenomenally" not "culturally." i guess it makes sense you don't understand this simple concept because you're illiterate
kek, it doesn't change a thing moron. but i see, you are out of arguments.
You're such a loser.
Who?
Am I the only one who wants to frick this green b***h really bad?
>I
you think... you are the target audience? Unless you are a small kid, you are not.
She-hulk is a parody comic aimed at 16-35 males
>16-35 males
how do they expect to make a profit selling such a small amount of comics?
>aimed at 16-35 males
Yes, of course. Strong and independent 16-35 males.
>watches capeshit movies that are derived from comic books
>comic books written by israelites that are littered with social justice commentary
>gets upset when capeshit movies have social justice commentary
I hate it too but I mean I just don't watch it.
Ally McBeal, but made of lime jello
Disney s/hes, we got too wienery.
The entire market is crashing moronbro.
it’s almost like this giant propaganda corporation helped sway people to vote for the politicians responsible
>Disney is ahead of the curve!
No, Disney is ahead of the curve. De Santis fricked them.
>The entire market is crashing moronbro.
>only the most woke companies are crashing.
sure, cupcake.
the non woke companies crashed from the start
Cope, leftoid.
Yeah and guess who caused the crash? The people who hold Disney's leash.
Build
Back
Better
wondering why
Dana Schwartz? Kek. I didn't know that broad was involved.
>White man's guide
>Written by a woman
Huh?
>white man's guide
"Satire" written by a ~~*white))wo)man and illustrated by a ~~*white*~~man.
You ever wonder if these people ever experience a moment of clarity where they realize their hatred of groups of people is 100% actual racism?
Or are they always like "I actually have good reasons for hating them so it's not racist"?
Racism is racism and like breeds like. They embolden identitarianism and are genuinely surprised by the consequences.
Jews know exactly what they're doing and are openly "racist" amongst each other. They don't just hate white people, they think blacks are literal animals.
COME ON BABY!!! LET'S GET LOWER!!! YEAHHH
Oh my poor Tatiana, what have they gotten you into?RA2GS
Feet
Foota
Feet
FEET
IMAGINE THE SMELL
aaaaOOOOOOghaaaaa
Mmmmm YES SHEhulk shove your tangy green toes in my mouth like some jumbo olives mhm mHMM
I must LICK THEM and SMOTHRR MYSELF WITH THEM OIOOOOOOO MOMMY
She-Hulk is one of the biggest wasted potentials in all of comics.
We have Deadpool already. Women cant be funny.
She did it first moron.
Superhuman Law is fricking dumb.
Porn parody kino. Has the potential to elevate the artform.
Bottom left is cute
Because if you don't watch this, you might not understand a scene in Avengers 7: The Ascension of Big Wheel
Funny thing is that the show is going to be entirely written about blatant feminist themes and cliches etc but the main audience will be male musclewoman coomers
nobody but women and onions boys watches this Disney+ shit at this point. Normal people just watch the movies. Wake me up when secret invasion gets here.
The character is unusable after 2007.
>Ask me how I got these scars
Underrated
Monkey pox
At least we know no children read this, as only adult nerds read superhero comics.
If a key opens many locks it is a master key. If a lock opens for any key it is a shitty lock. This has never been refuted, it cannot be refuted.
We need to bring back bawd shaming.
men should be bawd shamed too.
>big green mama
From outer space?
You homosexuals get triggered the moment somebody mentions feminism.
This is what feminism means today
Because it gives women a sense of superiority over us. Its not right to have an entire movement dedicated to making women feel even better about their already phenomenally easy lives. Its like frat bros complaining they arent popular enough.
Are there really people who read "A smart satire with a lot of really cool feminist commentary" and unironically get excited to check the show out?
Twitter roasties calling men incel are excited.
"Satire" loses meaning if it's something created to appeal to broad audiences created by the world's leading propaganda corporation.
>20+ years for bruce to control his hulk side
>female does it better since day 1 and spends the rest of the movie on tinder
empowering
it's ogre
>”I’m the Homelander, I can do what ever the frick I want…”
>”now, where… is… Translucent…”
>Why exactly should I be excited for this again?
Tatiana Maslany is the best actress alive
Green pussy or something idk
homie look like girl shrek
I'd be genuinely embarrassed to be associated with this show in any way professionally
reminder - Cinemaphiles most populated sites are brown people talking to eachother thinking they are talking to white men
i dont get what you are trying to say, im just mexican and i hate wokeshit, and fricking chicanos speaking on our behalf like if they knew our culture or even knew how to speak our language
the fricking "Latinx" cant even be pronounced in spanish, its moronic and the people that pushed that shit cant even speak spanish.
people are right frickin done with feminazis
>Gonzaga
GONZAGAS
with usura
seeth no man Gonzaga his heirs and his concubines
no picture is made to endure nor to live with
but it is made to sell and sell quickly
>plebs think of some random pop culture reference and not the Duchy of Mantua
>Gonzaga
me on the left
>all that 80s style happiness, self-assurance, and optimism
>everyone happy and enjoying life
no wonder they hated this version, it's their version of being mogged by a freak
In the 80's & 90's Jen was ethereal.
Then BOOM 9/11 happens, Marvel loses their minds & Jen is made into a basic b***h slob (Ally McBeal).
Victoria Alonso will never allow She-Hulk to appear in a bikini and Feige will never allow her to wear the leotard
Porn
Why did they go with pink lips? They look terrible.
it's orange lipstick
she is without any make up, who does the concept does not know anything about art related to women is a disaster
That does look a little cuter.
Why don't these writers understand that women want to be sexy? There's nothing un-feminist about that
is it the implication from the trailer that she got her powers just to get laid?
In the shitty comics from the 00's they rectonned it that she was femcel in college & mainly just uses her powers to get dick like a Cougar.
>really cool feminist commentary
Unironically dropped. Not even going to watch this series. I am sick of stories that push political agendas. Can we go back to stories with fairy tale style (read: not in your fricking face) moral lessons?
>actress praises the series she is the MC in
Let me tell you about how big and awesome my wiener is.
Frick Disney. Capeshit is so tiresome at this point.
>green juice
I bought a can of Ecto Cooler off of eBay last year and I was horribly disappointed. It was oxodized so it was like drinking a battery.
COOL FEMINIST COMMENTARY
THIS WILL SELL OUR SHOW
This generally looks really bad but I saw fee in the trailer so I'll still probably check it out
As a leftist defending censorship would say, “just watch porn!”
If you want to see some real inspiring female lawyer, just watch Camille Vasquez's work during the Depp trial, instead of this green power fantasy feminist bullshit
Yeah I'm thinking we're in the final days of the MCU thankfully
Trying it just because the actor was good in Orphan Black and I never see her in anything else
>"YOU'LL LIKE HER."
>PLEASE WATCH THIS
>PLEASE CONSUME OUR GARBAGE PLEASE
I miss when comics could still do fun indulgent stuff like this. Back then it was basically like how the anime and manga industry is now.
It was all over when dudes started showing up in the "swimsuit issues"
Reminder that Strongbad predicted that this show would suck 10 years ago.
Holy shit stongbad was still going 10 years ago?
Green lady makes pp hard
What's a "really cool feminist commentary"? Buff women can be hot? Sorry but I didn't wait for that show to realise that
>right leg
Is that a tumor or did she de literally nothing, but train her glutes?
Captcha: JJDVD Do the sequels even exist on dvd?
She-Hulk needs more legs
>What's a "really cool feminist commentary
All these women are a joke, they talk about feminism but She-Hulk by the images and trailers always appears with conservative clothes her personality is not that
Is there anything that lies to women and everyone else as blatantly as feminism? It literally benefits no one. Not even the women it “”””serves””””” (they serve it).
Reminds me of how movies today always have 90 pound girls throwing around a dozen men who are twice their size and we're supposed to pretend it's not bullshit.
That trope will inevitably result in some stupid women getting raped and butchered after trying to do Tai Chi on a two meter two hundred kilograms biker thinking she'll push him through a wall.
Look I know you want to be outraged over everything but complaining about feminism with She Hulk is like complaining about race topics in Luke Cage. It’s a dumb hill to die on
I feel like if they focus heavily on the insane nature of superhero law they could make a fantastic show. And Marvel has been at least somewhat willing to try weird things like Wandavisions first half and Moonlight's schizoposting. But my fear is that the superhero part will inevitably take over and while She-Hulk the super hero attorney working the law is a compelling character, She-Hulj the super hero who is also an attorney bagging badguys is not.
You’d think lefties would be the more artistic side of the political spectrum, give how heavily leftism and liberalism is predicated on emotion over logic, but they just can’t do it.
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I thought it said Shrek in the thumbnail and I was very confused lmfao.
I’m 5’6 400 pounds and I’m not even fat I’d knock any of your gay asses out in a druk fight
Looks like Shrek. Now my peepee's hard. Frick
I think the actress and She-Hulk are cute.
I'm a straight white male btw.
Okay, doesn't mean you have to watch a terrible show for that reason.
I'll watch any show if the girl is cute enough and if I want to have sex with them. Frick plot.
Can't have: gggwr
Incels keep losing
Okay this is not a meme, she look 100% like shrek now.
>Yeah, this CGI looks good enough
WTF were they thinking?
Warcraft did it better
green women are disgusting
Ugly ass cgi
I was interested in it, but not anymore
Why would she throw the show under the bus like that?
>cool feminist
lol