Why hasn't Hollywood been able to do a good medieval themed show beyond Game of Thrones?
Why hasn't hollywood been able to do a good medieval themed show beyond Game of Thrones?
Why hasn't Hollywood been able to do a good medieval themed show beyond Game of Thrones?
Loss is art
holy frick that was hard to spot
Kys moron
What is it?
So it's related to this? i don't see it
https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2015/11/longest-running-miscarriage-meme-on-the-web.html
you need to squint real hard
the paneling (4x4) should come into focus easily, then you can kind of pick out the features,
I see a guy walking at the top left, bottom left is two people shaking hands, bottom right is people fricking
Kys moron
you tell me
fake and gay. disingenuous reactionary propaganadists get the rope
it doesnt need to be real as long as its heckin based and valid
Much like the holocaust (which happened), it's real in my mind.
>fake
you can actually turn on little mermaid or even aladdin on disney+ and it displays this warning.
Not on my machine. Do you live in canada, perhaps?
>watches capitalist nonsense that's made to indoctrinate children
>calls others reactionary
>aladdin
homie, most people in Aladdin are tones of brown, there is no white people on it, iirc, what is wrong with people?
>no longer
I went on Disney+ to see if this was true and it wasn't, and you gays pretend to be better than the news media?
/misc/ is always guilty of what it accuses others of doing. ALWAYS
No u
>once upon a time there was no plague of orcs
>all the sois reeeeee
Because they wouldn’t do it respectfully?
>it’s fantasy, so the king of fantasy Europe can be a black guy!
Frick off
medieval period is a white supremacist dog whistle
>dog whistle
only people that have taken a dick to the ass say this word
>be me
>be farmer
>0 on the Kinsey
>need to command my trust sheepdog
What do I call the canine communication device? I don't want to be a shirt lifter.
hound commander
>good medieval themed
Literally impossible, they just make everything grey, dirty and filled with diversity hires
It's like the mexico filter
All medieval movies should look like Pasolini's movies set in the medieval times.
This but wish he did films that weren't scat humor like Canterbury Tales and Decameron.
Almost every medieval movie is a gritty or dark story, this the muted colours.
they can't willingly portray a prosperous and happy medieval society because it destroys their narrative that a homogeneous society can be happy
I couldn't stop laughing
if you think Game of Thrones was good, you are the reason there hasn't been a good medieval themed show or movie in recent memory
Hollywood (the israelites) hatr homogenous European society
this basically. israelites were not having a fun during medieval times, its why they like to retcon the 'dark ages' as everything gray, muddy, and illiterate. they had to sneak around, always in fear of being caught and actually punished for their crimes. eventually they found their way to higher levels of society around the 1500s, but before that they did not have assured control, so they show that time in history ~800-1400 as ignorant and dirty, when in reality it was one of the most productive times in human history
Does everyone just forget The Tudors existed?
Nobody watches showtime unless they're in a hotel
>Does everyone just forget The Tudors existed?
That was the Renaissance, not the Medieval period. 5dawvy
Because its more expensive than just doing modern day.
>time period when Great Famine and Black Plague combined to kill 30% to 60% of European population
>everyone recognizes this as a shitty time and place to be alive
>chuds fw
>there are no famines and plagues outside of the middle ages
>other famines and plagues combine to kill half the population of the continent
s’called immunity
but no one is talking about living through the plague? this is like redditors when someone says the 50s were better and they start ranting about "but muh racism muh sexism muh technology" like if that's what the person meant
it’s more like someone saying office work is decent and someone trying to refute you by bringing up 9/11. you’re comparing a stable environment to one temporary incidence of chaos
No one is talking about it because you homosexuals do mental gymnastics to paint everything as some moronic conspiracy instead of daring to look truth in the face
Or maybe we're not talking about the specific periods of great calamity? It's not black or white, the middle ages had bad things, sure, but they also had plenty of good things which tend to get ignored so people like you paint it like it's a great tragedy compared to other periods
Look at the population graph again /misc/tard, it is a great tragedy compared to other periods. That's not even speaking for the loss of technological and artistic innovation and progress compared to antiquity. There is a reason the renaissance is called what it is
>the loss of technological and artistic innovation and progress compared to antiquity
oh no it’s moronic
>Look at the population graph again /misc/tard, it is a great tragedy compared to other periods
Because of a plague that happened in a specific period, you act as if the whole medieval period was the plague
> That's not even speaking for the loss of technological and artistic innovation and progress
In its beginnings sure, but what about all the technology, art and progress developed during it?
Shh let the fedora tipper keep thinking the renaissance isnt a medieval movement. Its funny.
>The Renaissance counts because......it just does ok!!
Keep coping chud, it's what your kind does best (or at least most often)
This is just horseshit though. The middle ages were far more advanced politically, economically and technologically than antiquity. Compare a book of medieval economics or a codices of law to anything from antiquity if you don’t believe me on that. As for technology I don’t know wtf you’re on about. People in the middle ages basically invented holland with land reclamation, the mill, the clock, they were far more advanced than ancient societies. As for their art, compare chartes cathedral to some roman fresco. Tell me which is more advanced
Great source there show me a film explaining that
and your source is….??
yes this is so fricking primitive in comparison
>compare chartes cathedral to some roman fresco
Compare anything in the middle ages to sculptures from even Ancient Greece you disingenuous chudcel
>they lost the art of sculpting due to the crisis in the roman empire and the inability of artists to pass their knowledge forward
>this somehow means artistic achievements after that are worthless
>Compare anything in the middle ages to sculptures from even Ancient Greece you disingenuous chudcel
There is evidence with some ancient bronze statues, that the “high artistic achievement” was simply from molding the statue directly from an athlete’s body, and not because an artist was highly skilled at sculpting by eye.
(At least one ancient bronze statue has the bottom of toes molded in)
The Romans, who tended to copy the Ancient Greek bronze sculptures in Marble, may have actually been more highly skilled that the Greek sculptors, since they had to chisel marble to shape rather that mold the original sculptures, although the Romans had copying devices at least to get the main form.
Medieval painting, particularly the Anglo Saxon painting, and Anglo Saxon metalwork were considered of very high artistic quality, but not much of it survives.
The Normans, after invading England, melted the artworks kept in churches down for the valuable metals.
The paintings were typically egg or gum tempura on wood, maybe with a varnish over top, and the wood and tempura are not overly durable in wet Northern European climates. (There is a theory, Oil Painting techniques originated in NorthWestern Europe, but the wet climate prevented the oil from curing quickly, so the technique only became a success once brought to Italy)
The Painted Chamber in Westminster was considered one of the great Late Medieval works Northern European painting, but was mostly lost to fire in the mid 1800s. It was originally painted in the early 1200s.
See this? This is from the Lindesfarne Gospels. It was cranked out by a bunch of monks on an island in the English Channel around 700 AD. During the so called DARK AGES. I know half a century of denigrating Western civilization has taken a necessary toll, but holy shit.
>monks spent literally entire lifetimes making books pretty
>this is the high achievement of the dark ages
>chuds think is impressive compared antiquity
Even fricking Hitler knew better homosexual
>Hi*ler
>wojaks
>words words words
holy fricking shit have a nice day
Digits of truth
Kys
this meme is made by someone who has been making Subway ads his whole life.
I fart in your general direction.
Literally no mention of medieval period
Germany and the HRE in general where the most advanced and prosperous lands during the middle ages, I bet Himmler was proud of Dresden, Hamburg , Bruges, Frankfurt, Venice, Milan and all the other beautiful medieval metropolis of the old reich
Absolute fricking moron. A medieval army would absolutely crush the Roman Legions. Why? Better technology.
Jews poisoned wells and brought on the Black Death. The only country that didn't experience the plague was the only country that hadn't expelled israelites : Poland.
When is Germany going to exterminate those disgusting pol*s?
Wow there were only two blacks in Europe back then?
>me and the boys after the black death when we kickstart the crisis of the late middle ages by beating up the locul squire and demand four bushels of wheat and a turn with his daugthers in exchange for tilling his fields
yeah israelites literally poisoned wells back then; they do the same thing now with different means
>modern medicine
lmao
They literally rewrite history books since they have to power to, of course they'd take an actually better time than now and make it look awful. Didn't do a good job since it's still better than living with troons and other assorted degens
>the entire middle ages is the 14th century
kevin smith called and he wants his lame VHS slur back
most of those houses are clearly from 1700s-1800s
How is no one else in the thread seeing it?
Don't worry, I'm at a loss too.
Literally the first response in the thread.
you still get atheist redditors huffing enlightenment nonsense about the middle ages being a dystopian wasteland. they literally desaturate colours and shit just to push this narrative and dishonestly represent the entire structure of their society to make it as cartoonishly evil as possible
Any civilization without modern medicine is by default a dystopian wasteland
so anything before like 1950 then?
He's just some homosexual redditor who hates Medieval society for being problematic and homophobic and sexist.
I will never get the "vaccine".
>t.weak subhuman homosexual
Me crouched at the feet of that Saint.
Dante best poet who ever lived. Aquinas best philosopher who ever lived. Van iyke best artist who ever lived. Medievalbros won.
chaucer>shakespeare
kek you just know this was made by an illiterate butthurt atheist
It's correct though?
Oh shit! A graph showing “scientific advance”! If only I was scientifically advanced enough to understand what that “scientific advance” actually means, then I’m sure I’d be btfo lmfao
I love when science line goes up!
The Orthodox monk Saint Paisios, who died in 1994, prophecied the covid "vaccine". He said that there will come a fake vaccine that the global elite will use for mind control and it will be a forerunner to the mark of the beast.
An Orthodox monk named Fr. Savvas Ageioritis did an exorcism on a man who became possessed by a demon after getting the covid "vaccine".
The demon confessed that the vaccine was made in a Masonic black magic ritual and it acts as a vessel for the demons.
>newbies can’t see it
Make way for kino
Where do I learn about the medieval period? any good docus etc?
Books are a better source of info in that regard, and still, you need to be critical when you're reading.
Thanks lads
Cathedral, Forge, & Waterwheel is a dry but well researched demolition of the concept of "dark ages"
read A Distant Mirror and then branch out from there
Here. Have some. You'll laugh and learn. Who ever knew that the animator for Monty Python had a degree in medieval studies...?
Modern History TV is a good youtube channel for medieval information and the videos are comfy too.
Hollywood needs a movie about witch hunting, only with a more progressive look on the witches.
The connection between feminism and witchcraft goes all the way back to the womans suffrage movement in the late 1800s. Many of them had seances and practiced magic. Very sick and evil people. Also of course they were financed by wealthy bankers.
Kingdom of heaven is the last good one i can recall
For what it is, Robin of Sherwood still stands up.
Cadfael starring Claudius is pretty good.
We should really have a prestige War of the Roses series but I get the feeling the accountants think Fatty stole enough of that to make it less appealing and the writers are scared because your main rival here for dialogue would be William Shakespeare.
Legend of the seeker. Sometimes you get the ambiguous olive skinned fellows and I saw one black guy who was part of the bad guys army.
>ctr+F The Name of the Rose
>zero results
It's because they all have to follow GoT's gratuitous dialogue-heavy bullshit.
Picrel had great potential but it turned out to be 95% fluff.
ITT: A bunch of highschool dropout chudlets LARPing as History MAs on the internet and fooling no one
>mfw all these electiontourists can't spot loss, let alone even know what it is
Game Of Thrones wasn't good. It also wasn't medieval themes, it was fantasy.
because israelitellywood is run by israelites. They can't understand the beauty of Christian society
It requires a considerable budget, talent, extensive knowledge and focus on candidly telling a story rather than trying to burden it with ESG nonsense
Can kinda, barely, roughly, slightly make it out.
Because trannies and negra and Indians
>Game of Thrones?
>medieval
not medieval.
I desperately want a high budget high fantasy adventure show like Witcher but not pozzed and more fantastical