Why hasn't there ever been a good bigfoot movie besides Harry and the Hendersons? All I want is a horror film that incorporates the more fringe aspects of the lore. Enough of this Gigantogayicus bullshit. I want a bigfoot movie about tapping on the walls while you sleep, hearing whispered voices in the woods, seeing glowing orbs at night, etc. How about have bigfoot scurry about on all fours like a spider. I've never seen anyone try that, but that has been reported by eye witnesses more than once and is pretty fricking scary to visualize.
Where does bigfoot keep his giant glowing balls?
>Where does bigfoot keep his giant glowing balls?
Don't know, my friend. Apparently, floating, glowing orbs and other strange lights often appear before, during, or after a Sasquatch sighting. Very strange. Regardless, it's pretty clear that Bigfoot is not just some big smelly ape.
>scurry about on all fours like a spider.
Spiders scurry about on eight legs, not four.
Are you just trying to be moronic on purpose for a lot of (You)s?
this post sucks
there's been a few eyewitness reports where they do exactly that
No, there are no spiders scurrying about on four legs, frick off, your link doesn't describe any such thing.
>like a spider
>moron can't grasp similarity, it must have exactly 8 legs to scurry!!
you're an idiot
https://twitter.com/TheForestFleur/status/1509206323317161988
that kind of extreme literal thinking is a sign of autism, he will never understand what you meant by "like a spider"
can't grasp similarity, it must have exactly 8 legs to scurry!!
You can't grasp that there are millions of 4 legged animals that scurry you could have referenced instead of saying something that sounds moronic like spiders scurry of 4 legs.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/uoXaDRWjoao
lmao the dog gives it away, if that were a real bigfeet that pooch would be terrified
yep, but a giant thing scurrying on the ground does look unnerving
like what?
which animals splay their arms and legs out sideways and crawl around?
people often refer to a spider because that's what it reminds them of
if you pulled off 4 legs off a spider, it'll crawl the same way, and you'd be a monster
>which animals splay their arms and legs out sideways and crawl around?
Cats, dogs, lizards, turtles, alligators, apes, and most other 4 legged animals can do that to hunt prey.
The only animal on that list that does what he described is the alligator and that's just because they walk like morons.
No, they all do, its how cats act when they are stalking, its how lizards just are.
Exactly because a spider has 8 legs.
how would you feel if you didn't have breakfast this morning
I would still feel like spiders have more than 4 legs and many animals can walk how you described if needed.
when cats stalk, their legs are kept UNDERNEATH THEIR BODY you dimwit
not spread out sideways
You're a fricking idiot.
>t. absolute moron who thinks spiders scurry on 4 legs
When will they learn?
not the way a spider does
>like a spider that had 4 of its legs removed
Dude what the frick why would you post that? I've never been afraid of bigfoots before but this is so bad.
that's not even that scary, the yowie didn't even harm the kid, was just curious and then ran away
there's been much more aggressive encounters where they've thrown heavy rocks at people and chased them, they're also fast enough to keep up with cars
You don't have to post things like this nobody is making you.
what the frick
Scary. This sort of behavior is further proof that sasquatch is not just a normal animal. That sort of unnatural locomotion has no place in the animal kingdom.
just imagine this, but 4x bigger, hairy and running toward you
actually it was a great post. i love it when there are other triple digit IQ anons who can regulate morons instead of me having to do it
if I win the lottery, I will make the best bigfoot kino ever
Because he’s the fricking lamest cryptid
>oh noooooooo a giant hairy Black person gorilla
Real scary or intimidating
This just shows you're not up to date on the lore. Bigfoot does some seriously spoopy shit these days. He's not out there just picking berries and frolicking with the woodland creatures. He hangs out outside your child's bedroom and tries to lure him towards the window at night so he can snag and eat him.
>bigfoot got that mpb bro
>moooom! the meth hobo is here again!
>meth hobo
That's a pretty good description of Bigfoot actually. Just a really, really big meth hobo.
I don’t give a shit if he comes in and helps me crank one out before going to bed he’s lame as frick. Boring ass look. He wishes he could be mothman or the Jersey devil
>I don’t give a shit if he comes in and helps me crank one out before going to bed
Realistically what would you do if bigfoot used his massive, boulder throwing hands to jerk you off at super speed?
more like he grabs and squeezes and anon's member instanly pops like a tube of red toothpaste
I didn't like world war z, so I'm not looking forward to this
Why is this scenario so common?
theres much more to sasquatch than that, listen to some encounters late at night in the woods and you'll understand
I highly recommend pic related if you want something along the lines of tapping along the walls while you sleep
Interesting. I've never heard of that one. Will have to look into it.
Got a torrent for that?
Loved the tent interior shots in this. Most of the film is pretty average found footage slop but they nailed the tent scene.
Dont waste your time with this, it sucks fricking ass, you see bigfoot at tue very end for like 3 seconds. The climas is all inside a tent, peolle freaking out while hearing noises. Half of the movie nothing happens. Boring ass film.
Do NOT watch Willow Creek! It will make you want the Bigfoot Burger and you can't get it anymore!
But now I want the Bigfoot Burger...
That is the curse of Bigfoot.
I liked the lost coast tapes
Watch this, mate.
because it would make people shit their pants and the cinema will smell like poo and nobody will go to the cinemas anymore and then they'll go bankrupt
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>and then they'll go bankrupt
>implying they weren't already doing that anyways
unf, squatchie got me actin up fr fr
Something like Troll Hunter but with Bigfoot could work. I don't mean it has to be found footage, just the same gist (group of amateur filmmakers meet a Bigfoot expert and leads them into the dangerous world of hunting/tracking it)
People who are actually into bigfoot aren't as afraid of the topic as the people who refuse to acknowledge the subject at all.
So as far as monsters go a huge portion of people who are otherwise into monsters or horror actually refuse to discuss or think about Bigfoot. This isn't just social conditioning - they are genetically hardwired to be disgusted with or to black out the phenomena. But they will sit through a slasher.
>It's just a bear, bro.
Sounds like Steve Carell goofing off.
I hope a sasquatch bends you into a pretzel
Soon
Protip: if you ever see a bigfoot, there are others there that you aren't seeing. They're never alone. Watch yourself out there.
I always carry a cryptid blaster on me
10mm and a 45-70 most of the time
lol those will just make bigfoot angry, and he'll stuff your body into a tree
I carry a 3lb axe when I go backpacking I'll chop bigfoot down like a tree
he'll pick you up and stick a tree up your butt
If those wont cut it I never stood a chance anyway. time to break out the IED vest
many hunters have quit hunting when they see sasquatches, they realise it's not safe to go in the woods even if you're armed, people get PTSD and nightmares from encounters
Why did none of these hunters just shoot the sasquatch and bring proof? They'd be world famous and retire early.
some have, bigfoots are not easy to kill, many have been shot and they ran off and survived, and if you do bring one down, now you have a tribe of bigfoots chasing you because they're never alone
Well shit, now Bigfeets travel in large groups? Makes you wonder even more why there hasn't been any proof after all these years. Not a single shred of tangible evidence, just shaky blurry videos of dudes in suits.
>large groups
at least 2, but people have seen groups of 5
>Not a single shred of tangible evidence
sure, if you ignore the footprints, hair, occasional blood from barbed wire fences, feces, trees shoved into the ground upside down, and other things
None of that evidence is compelling or points to the existence of sasquatch, stuff like the footprints are blatant hoaxes
>stuff like the footprints are blatant hoaxes
uh huh, footprints in hard clay soil from something obviously way bigger and heavier than a human is a hoax!!!
>why would they do this
to tell you this is their territory, and they'll do the same to you if you enter
>huur giant animal footprints simply can't be replicated!!
Dummy
wow, that must mean no footprint is real!! it's all fake!!
when you walk on the beach, all those prints, FAKE!!
Just bigfoots, moron
That guy looks extremely israeli
>footprints
Not good enough independent evidence when they're so easily faked with dermal ridges to boot
>hair, occasional blood
where
>trees shoved into the ground upside down,
why would they do this
nice try bigfoot. imma frick you up with my 45-70
bigfoot's got big hands too they should name him big finger no but seriously do not name bigfoot big finger
For me it was the one that used a bow and raped people
H-haha imagine bigfoot capturing a cute girl and fricking her that would be gross I would HATE to read about that
You're in luck
You sure you're not thinking of
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I would unironically frick bigfoot
although this footage is just straight up a guy in a suit
>although this footage is just straight up a guy in a suit
no shit, bigfoot obviously isn't real so what else would it be
Gnomes
Gnomes
>bigfoot obviously isn't real
wanna bet your life savings?
dumb people deserve to be homeless and poor
What would the terms be? How much more time needs to pass without any proof of bigfoot before I win the bet?
only a matter of time before one is caught in HD
it will happen in our lifetimes
science is wrong
bigfoot is real
deal with it
or you'll look like a total idiot when the undeniable evidence emerges
>bigfoot obviously isn't real
Bigfoot tourism generates easy shekels from rubes
Why must you bait the /x/gays. Cryptids and being gangstalked is the only thing they have going on in their succubus-less lives.
/x/ is just obsessed with demons, they're not interested in real things like bigfoot or dogman
Watch this first.
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>The walk cannot be replica-
ENTER
not the same
when I am tired, I deliberately walk like this in public
thats no where near the same, im not sayign the patterson-gimlin footage is real but that guy in your gif just wanted some quick cahss and 5 minutes of fame, hes not the first to say 'i was the guy in the suit' and he wont be the last
If bigfoot was real I would still think 9/10 of these youtube videos are bullshitters weaving a story
The Legend of Boggy Creek is probably the best Bigfoot movie, but there's plenty of others ranging from alright times to at least watchable.
I like harry and the hendersons
because it sneaks in a bunch of real bigfoot info without the audience knowing
>they smell bad
>they howl
>they are fascinated by children, but it leaves out the fact that they could and have eaten children
>they are very hostile to hunters
>they live in tribes
and this is just too hilarious
Science killed folklore, only the most bored people pretend to believe in it anymore
Because you can only drag that out for so long. Oh no a big tall hairy fat frick. I can find three or four of them down at the local bar. It's just not all that intriguing.
>It's just not all that intriguing.
until you start listening to encounters, there's a lot more to it
>I thought I saw a bigfoot but I just misidentified it/was drinking/made it up for attention
So interesting
>I just misidentified it
Nobody is moronic enough to mistake any known animal for a bigfoot.
>was drinking
Alcohol is not hallucinogenic.
>made it up for attention
(you)
I guess the real bigfoot was the friends we made along the way :^)
they're everywhere
>frost giant
>being anything like bigfoot or even the yeti
What's next, are you going to claim that mountain trolls are just bigfoots that live in caves?
show me a skeleton of a frost giant
You're seeing the skeleton of the frost giant every time you look at the mountains. You see his flesh when you walk the land and see his brain when you look at the clouds.
What is this image meant to convey? I'm not American enough to know the reference.
I'd buy you a drink and tell you to keep talking.
>dude weed bro
The Norse did not have weed, bro.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ymir
these maps are always dumb they throw completley unrelated animals to bigfoot in, there are bigfoot like animals from around the world, but you cant just through in other random ones too
>humans can find very rare animals in the wild
>constantly in the woods
>constantly hunting and traveling via roads, plane, etc.
>can find the dwellings of even small mammals
>thinks the nation is riddled with bigfoots
How do you cope with this? Your map shows a ton of alleged bigfoot encounters. So where are they? We hunt all sorts of animals, we're in the woods, we can find dwellings of a ton of different animals. How do you think that it's possible to hide a population of beings that large with 0 trace of them that is conclusive or a body or shit or any other sign?
>thinks humans have discovered everything
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giant_panda#Western_European_discovery
the panda is slow and dopey and it still couldn't be found for decades
>We hunt all sorts of animals, we're in the woods
they avoid humans, and they live in caves which you do not dare to enter
many people go missing in the woods, go ask them where they went
>How do you think that it's possible to hide a population of beings that large
have you ever been in a national park before?
there's a reason why they specify WEST EUROPEAN discovery, you tard. The difference being that there weren't hundreds of thousands of western Europeans going through those woods every year.
and you still denied pandas existed for decades
just like silverback gorillas and coelacanths
you're just a bunch of Black folk who will be dragged kicking and screaming into reality
We've found people in the middle of the amazon and we have people that go in caves. You can't have a population that big and still be hidden. Especially in areas like these that have ample human populations. There's gonna be bodies of the dead, there would be bones, shit, signs of them having hunted, some sort of structures, one hit by a car, shot by a hunter, something concrete. It's a creature larger than us. That's very hard to hide in the modern world.
they bury their dead
besides you don't find bear skeletons in the woods, the forest cleans up things quickly
>There's gonna be bodies of the dead, there would be bones, shit, signs of them having hunted, some sort of structures, one hit by a car, shot by a hunter, something concrete
there's plenty of that, but you deny it all
you want bigfoot to come in your living room and shit in your mouth before you admit they're real
>they bury their dead
and none have been hit by a car, fell off a cliff, etc? things that would make it impossible to bury their dead for fear of getting caught?
It's too implausible
>hit by a car
it has happened
go listen to the stories and what happened next
>fell off a cliff
not gonna happen, they're not dumb, and they are very very tough
>humans, goats, and tons of other animals
>n-n-no bigfoots are incapable of ever falling or having some sort of accident
>not gonna happen, they're not dumb, and they are very very tough
Bigfoots don't have accidents EVER
>All these animals would tear apart bigfoot corpses and nothing would be left
How come we haven't found bigfoot remains inside of a bear? Bears have notoriously slow digestive systems for hibernation so if it ate some bigfoot carcass and was shot, we'd have found some?
>Bigfoots don't have accidents EVER
they're not going to fall off a cliff for the same reason I have never fallen off a tall building
I'm not an idiot
>How come we haven't found bigfoot remains inside of a bear?
that would be like finding lion remains inside a jackal
>All these animals would tear apart bigfoot corpses and nothing would be left
nope, the weather, bacteria, insects would make quick decomposition of any body if it wasn't taken away and buried, which they do
>that would be like finding lion remains inside a jackal
A thing that happens?
jackals dont win fights against lions
a bear doesn't win fights against sasquatches
and a sasquatch wont be eaten by a bear because they stink
how many animals eat skunks? is it a popular animal for you to consume?
A bear wouldn't sniff around and uncover a bigfoot carcass and have a bite? of course it would you idiot
And Skunks can be eaten, you're just grasping at straws
do you know what bigfoots smell like?
>animals eat carrion
>no le bigfoot le too stinky guise
bigfoot smells worse than carrion
animals run from it, even bears
>he thinks a bear wouldn't eat a dead skunk when it's getting ready for hibernation or dig up a recent corpse to have a nibble
lol
lmao
The cope is unreal. It's like a cult.
your denial is gigacope
How do you know they bury their dead? Even if they did, they don't have tools. Never seen a bigfoot with those, those leave a trace. An animal would have dug it up. Smelled it. Like how we find human bodies. But we never found the bones of a creature this big on any fossil hunts, archeological digs, hikes, just any at all really. For a population numerous enough to allegedly be in almost every human culture.
they told me
>they don't have tools.
their hands are basically a pair of backhoes
>An animal would have dug it up. Smelled it
were you born yesterday? do you know how animals behave when they smell bigfoot? they run away
anyone who has smelt a bigfoot tells you the same thing, they smell terrible
>besides you don't find bear skeletons in the wood
You do, though. Not only do you find bear skeletons in the wood, you find deep sea creatures washed up on random beaches, where the odds of it washing up on that beach where a person can find it being astronomically higher than someone coming across a carcass in the woods.
>We've found people in the middle of the amazon
There might still be new things to find in the Amazon because that place is fricking huge, basically the same size as the entire US, and largely untouched. If people claimed Bigfoot was roaming that place then I'd be more inclined to believe it. Contrast it with North America where most of the continent was clear-logged at one point or another because the whole world got their timbers from the American old growth, it being the first cash "crop" of the first settlers and then the country and one of the most stable in the long term. What most people think of as "ancient untouched forests" in the US are actually just a couple of hundred years old because all the places where you could transport the trees by ship or river had every decent tree cut down for massive profit, and then once the steam engine became a thing they cleared the remoter land as well. Meanwhile the Amazon is still wild as hell, with plenty of tribes who choose to remain isolated from the modern world and it actually works because they're so remote in such dense forests.
I search for rare plants in national forests. I am not a believer in bigfoot but there are areas of wilderness where I could see something that big going unnoticed.
A single one, maybe. But the sightings would indicate a population of them. That's much harder to hide because those leave pretty big traces behind. It's a population of animals larger than humans living in groups. How long do you think you could even have a population of humans across this broad of an area living around with no trace?
Isn't there only like a few dozen of them? I don't know the lore but for places like the Lost Creek Wilderness I'd say probably four to eight of them could be around and not get seen that often by hunters or botanists. Even near roads stuff can go unnoticed, I've passed by lots of elk skulls close to Forest Service roads that haven't been picked up and those can go for like $300 each. Away from the big hiking areas not many people go into the woods.
They'd be inbred in groups that small and be dead. Like what happens to any other creature. You can't just have one family of a creature living around for that long. It'd go extinct. And that number would mean that most of these sightings would have to be bullshit. Unless you're getting the same couple bigfoots seen across all these maps posted in here at all those locations and times. Which just makes it even harder to believe.
They're inter-dimensional, dumbass. All of your arguments are predicated on the false idea that they live here with us at all times. They don't.
Kek. So the cope now is that bigfoots are some metaphysical concept now? Well if you have to have a trans dimensional excuse which boils down to "its magic" then concession accepted. You guys need to throw in the towel.
I accept your surrender.
>So the cope now is that bigfoots are some metaphysical concept now?
always has been. why is it so hard to think something like that isnt out in the woods
That a trans dimensional being that apparently is physical enough to leave footprints, be seen in the form of a big hairy ape thing, be filmed or photographed, but not physical enough to leave anything actually real behind? Because that's moronic. That's just making excuses.
Why don't they just take their dead to the other dimension instead of burying them, you fricking moron
as this anon said it always has been a lot of the famous sightings of bigfoot have had their supernatural elements removed before being retold
Why would you waste time believing that Bigfoot is a hairy inter-dimensional moron when you could have fun believing in the Fae instead?
They both exist.
Well that's clearly bullshit, because the Fae would never let some smelly moron like Bigfoot live and cramp their style. They'd call the Wild Hunt on his ass.
they made a pact
calling the other people "fae" ishygddt
I only do that when writing in English, really. Most things associated with them are attributed to trolls where I live.
they dont like being called that and react violently
No? Trolls don't give a frick about what you call them.
scandinavion trolls might not care what you call them
but the other people in Ireland and Britain care what you call them
Typical brits, being prickly bastards.
I have no idea what the biology of these things might be like. All I can say is while I don't believe in them I do think there's enough space for something to hide in the woods pretty effectively.
>hide in the woods pretty effectively.
especially when you realise they are smart enough to communicate with their own language
most people just stick to a few trails and popular hunting grounds
if people actually went exploring into the wild where nobody goes, they'd have a higher chance of running into them, especially if they go everyday
I'd wager most people who have seen something in the woods end up not talking about it because they have no proof, but they saw it
and people who do have proof still wont share it because they don't want people coming to their property looking for bigfoot and possibly shooting them, even if there was a crisp 8k photo of a real sasquatch, 95% of this thread will call it CG
just can't win
There's a reason you can't win, because you have 0 evidence
nah it's because you have a tiny brain because your ancestors were homosexual erectus
and the most interesting thing?
yowie descriptions, sounds, behaviour match american sasquatches near 99%
but we have a few more species here, we got small skinny ones as well
>There is NO PROOF Yowies exist.
You got that right lmao
>I want a bigfoot movie about tapping on the walls while you sleep, hearing whispered voices in the woods
you want a Tailypo movie
John Keel (the Mothman guy) wrote in his book that there's two distinct types of bigfoot sightings: ones on the west coast that's probably a real undiscovered apeman, and ones elsewhere that are something supernatural, they're seen in conjunction with UFOs, have glowing eyes, can appear and disappear at will etc
John Keel made up a bunch of mothman sightings and people specifically because he felt the story was too weak for people to buy into.
Why would you believe anything that moron has to say?
I don't believe in any of it myself but all the "supernatural Bigfoot" lore itt comes from Keel and Jacques Vallee originally
>Why hasn't there ever been a good bigfoot movie besides Harry and the Hendersons? All I want is a horror film that incorporates the more fringe aspects of the lore.
Exists (2014)
I believe they travel upon the winds and are able to materialize so quickly. Pay attention when you are deep within the forest and the wind is blowing and you feel something watching you. It sounds like magic but why the frick not, why couldnt there still be unexplained things out in our world?
imagine if homosexual erectus is still around
You can find plenty of homosexual erectus in San Francisco.
Probaby my fav TT video. A shame he's such a fricking israelite and started locking all his content behind a paywall.
mans gotta eat, anon. especially in todays world
Bigfoot and its global relatives aren't real, as in unidentified species of primate. It's just universal myths about wildmen, possibly originating with actual tribes of people that went deep into the forests for one reason or another and went savage, but humans nevertheless. Could also just be things parents made up to spook their offspring into not wandering off alone.
>possibly originating with actual tribes of people that went deep into the forests for one reason or another and went savage
Nah, it's not some "they went savage" thing, at least not in Europe or the middle east, it's myths based on how our farmer ancestors reacted when they came into contact with hunter gatherer tribes that travelled through the scary endless forests at the edge of the village. Huge motherfrickers(because early farming meant stunted growth compared to hunter gatherers) covered in fur who can't talk properly and have no village that you can find, they just disappear into the scary woods after you spot them. As far as our ancestors knew they had ALWAYS been farmers since the world was created, just like the plains indians changed their creation myth to include the horse after it was introduced, and so these hunter gatherers were completely alien and scary to them. This shit went on until very recent history because the spread of farming wasn't quick or universal, you had pockets of hunter gatherers just like you've still got them in the Amazon jungle even to this day.
Except for the spots that have actual hairy people in the woods like orangutans, of course.
>our farmer ancestors
we are aslo descended from the huntergathers as well more so in some places
Now you're just stating the obvious, anon.
>just like the plains indians changed their creation myth to include the horse after it was introduced
Did they? North America had horses and camels and a lot of other creatures that were hunted to extinction after Native Americans appeared. They weren't just talking about those horses?
No, because their myths was about how either a God gave them the horse as a gift or how a guy tamed the first wild horse etc and then their people lived as the Horse Tribe ever since. Their whole way of life changed because, as an example, they could suddenly hunt buffaloes relatively safely on horseback instead of having to rely on scaring herds into stampeding off cliffs and so their myths and view of themselves changed, they were Horse People now. If it had been referring to things that existed hundreds of years earlier and went extinct then the myths and view of tribes would have been completely different, something similar to the Aborigines and their ancestral myths of things that are gone from the world.
Believing in bigfoot is flat earth tier moronic.
Bigfoot, loch ness monster, aliens, ghosts, demons, angels, fairies... these are all the same manifestation but its appearance depends on whatever the current popular beliefs are
Primal Rage is really good though it goes off on it's own tangent lore wise.
I think Happy Camp had some wall slapping on an rv but I can't remember. It's a pretty decent if understated movie too but for the ending.
Most of the high strangeness stuff is confined to documentaries unfortunately or the asylum tier ones that go full moron. Tahoe Joe does throw in a tiny bit and is kinda ok. Haven't seen the sequel.
Bigfoot having the role of a slasher villain rather than a monster was a nice change, since it’s supposed to be intelligent.
Wait till these morons hear about the lady in White.
Heh, wait till these dumb motherfrickers hear about Bane
Anyone here ever seen this movie? I saw it once on the scifi channel, pretty scary from what I remember especially that head bite scene.
I love this movie just for the fact that is Rear Window but with Bigfoot. Very fun concept.
cool cover
>Jeffrey Combs
Say no more, senpai.
This is the one I was thinking of. Saw it once on TV when I was younger. Pretty damn scary. I only remember the boobs scenes and the scene where the dude in the wheelchair goes to the window and its face is right there. Definitely rewatching it soon
reminder that bigfoot's mindspeak is suspiciously similar to Ayy telepathy.
I find it fascinating that les stroud experienced it
he's a total non BS guy, so I believe it 100%
I'd love to communicate with a sasquatch
but not all of them do it, and some are really nasty
they appear to be able to "read" your thoughts or feelings though, even if they dont talk back
So hard to filter through the "lore" because a huge majority of these encounters really are fake grifters looking to get into it.
>a huge majority of these encounters really are fake grifters looking to get into it.
Source: your ass
reminder to everyone in this thread
unless you've heard every episode of sasquatch chronicles and bigfoot and beyond, you know SQUAT about sasquatch
you hear me?
DIDDLY SQUAT!!
If you aren't also well versed in dogman, aliens, demonology, poltergeist, fae, and other such paranormal phenomena, you cannot truly understand an inter-dimensional being such as bigfoot.
The Loch Ness monster is a supernatural being too. An Irish monk banished it to the bottom of the lake and there were no sightings until several hundreds of years later, after Aleister Crowley raised it back up with his black magic ritual
yeah gonna need a QRD on that one, friend
amerimutt womens arses must smell awful with the diets they have, not to mention they "clean" their shit off with nothing but a thin piece of paper
>The earliest report of a strange water monster appears in an ancient text from the sixth century AD. This describes an encounter by the Irish monk Saint Columba who was staying in the near the mouth of the River Ness. Columba, upon hearing of a monster, thoughtfully sent one of his companions to test out the river. On seeing the monster, Columba made the sign of the cross and banished the creature to Loch Ness.
but that doesn't say what you said
Crowley was living in a house on the shore of loch ness a long time after and was doing occult shit there. The modern monster sightings began immediately after that, in the 1930s
Columba was also drunk as frick at the time. Make of that what you will.
Bigfoot does not interest anyone outside of the USA. And it's only interesting a small percentage of people inside the US to begin with...
thats because there's different names for bigfoot outside of USA/Canada
I dunno about that, there's that Bigfoot co-op PC game that zoomers all around the world are playing or watching streamers play
youd be supprised, i listen to a podcast by a new zealand actor who talks about stuff like bigfoot, people in the uk talk about it occasionally
Exists is pretty good
In all the depictions we have of Bigfoot, why does he not have a penis or balls? Makes no sense
There was a lady on some bigfoot hunting show back in the day who claimed that she has sex with bigfoot often. Initially it was rape but over time it became consensual, like stockholm syndrome
was she Canadian by any chance
she was white wasn't she
Yes, typical white trash/redneck and seemed mentally unwell too. She lived in some shitty cottage on the edge of the forest
Because penises are bad, but tearing people to shreds is family friendly.
there's many eyewitness encounters where they see the genitals
I had a big foot encounter in 2006 well me and a bunch of buddies were camping by lake Simcoe. after that I have been all into big foot listening to podcasts about the creature. swear once you know they exists its like living in an alternate reality from people who just think its a goofy ape man. they are horrifying creatures still gives me chills remembering its scream.
1, exists
best produced and fun and scary big foot film
2, willow creek
most lore accurate big foot film
3, lost coast tapes
delves into the more paranormal aspect of big foot encounters
>I had a big foot encounter in 2006
I would like to know more.
we were just hanging out drinking in the swamp lands south of lake Simcoe half my buddies were passed out it was 2 am. I go to get wood for the fire it was damp so I knocked the logs together to get the leaves off the wood. once I did that we heard a loud ass scream 300 feet into the woods. being drunk I do it again and I hear a second scream but this time it sounded pissed.
we were up till dawn almost scared shitless the scream sounded like the Ohio howl. been a believer ever since. but I never saw the thing but I know it was big foot cause my one buddy saw it the next day he was one of the people who was sleeping when we heard it.
>knocked the logs together
they probably thought you were invading their territory, they communicate with wood knocks
we don't even have solid proof of bigfoot's existence and you people talk like they're a long-studied species and we know their behaviour
/x/tards are a different breed, anon. Watch him tell you to do your own research now.
some giant apelike thing screamed at me twice in the deep wilderness of the olympic peninsula
only youtube ive found that comes close to that sound is a bigfoot video
but where are the bones bro, why hasnt a single bigfoot bone ever been found
Legend of Boggy Creek 2
bigfoot isnt real. if it was we would have a dead body by now
Is this fake?
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