THIS. my father in law kept trying to talk to me about it and i kept telling him they're all trash except first movie but he kept going on and on about the intricacies of the lore
Also because it would never look like this, and you know it. >No! Ancient peoples enslaved by sentient parasites in this sci fi universe can't represent anything other than America's constantly rising obese demographic.
They've tried, more than once. Lucky for you that they were only able to make some dumb web series that no one watched. EVENTUALLY they'll get around to ruining every person's childhood
I'm dreading the day we ever see a continuation of stargate >we could get since kino like picking up a decade where the old series left off and wraith have invaded the milky way galaxy, new alien enemies, and Anubis escaped the ancients to take over ruling the Ori. >instead we'll get something that will make SGU seem old fashioned, Teal'c can only come back as a transexual
Yuh uh.
Look at the weird finger bends that are on every AI image, the man hands on the female body, the odd shading that makes no sense on the abs, the little hairy patch thingie on the thighs that is attached to nothing (see pic related), the little inconsistencies in pattern, the signature/copyright that isn't really letters at the bottom
Because nobody misses it. Stargate was Diet Star Trek crossed with moronic Star Wars. They never did anything noteworthy in over a decade and like four different shows. Where was their great villain? Amazing action? Spooky alien? None of that shit happened. They made the whole show to be aggressively mediocre, and it excelled at it better than anyone. That's the Stargate Legacy. It's like the exact opposite of Babylon 5.
How the frick were white people beaten and enslaved by black people if they were supposedly so advanced?
HUBRIS.
Also, cultural subversion at the hands of a parasitical race known as "Jouze" -- who, in order to conquer the technologically & militarily superior whites, exploited asymmetrical warfare (proxy conflicts, financial manipulation, socio-media influence, et cetera), ultimately flooding the streets with imported shitskins & mudbloods in a huge zerg rush which whitey was too kind not to outright exterminate.
>note: that kindness won't be returned
WAKE THE FRICK UP PEOPLE! WE ARE AT WAR WITH PARASITE-DRIVEN ALIEN INTELLIGENCES HELL-BENT ON TURNING THIS PLANET INTO A SLAVE PLANTATION!
Um, bro, they're still wadling around in water scrounging for food or whatever while some rich Pharaoh or "Khang" builds massive monuments for no good reason. Frick that trash.
Sart gate was average on the spin off was good but every episode is basicly the same they arrive on new world ether with big evil or not if big evil they defeat it if no big evil they spend the entire episode doing random boring stuff with the native and move on.
only ever seen the movie with kurt russel and his awesome hair cut
what's this i hear about the show being about israeli space worms that take over people or something?
Stargate: SG-1 served as the Department of Defense's "soft disclosure" of the existence of extraterrestrial species and their interstellar war (which we became involved with many years ago); it was necessary to inform the public "on the sly" through this "science fiction" television program, because any official public governmental declaration of this information would have been noticed by [REDACTED], who would've adjusted their policies towards us and undertaken more drastically effective actions against us.
Unfortunately, [REDACTED] have "won" -- it was only a matter of time, but certain actions -- including the syndication of this tv show instead of a "big reveal" by world leaders -- delayed the inevitable while providing the brightest viewership with critical information & perspective salient to conducting insurgencies & guerilla operations against [REDACTED] here on Earth.
SG1 was basically an "Operation Werewolf" or "Gladio" education & training video series to prepare (You) to survive and fight against [REDACTED].
Jews & trannies are infested by parasites, which influence or control their minds. These parasites are analagous to the Goa'Uld, with certain differences: instead of a single worm being a hyperintelligent operator of the fleshsuit human they ride around in, the enemy alien intelligence is more of a gestalt, ad-hoc hivemind... the complexity & intellectual capacity of the "personality" which a parasite-infected body is governed by -- as well as it's level of control over the host -- is exponentially proportional to the size & number of parasites inside; i.e.: a single worm does practically nothing but make you a little sleepy when people start parasite pill posting, an infestation of a bunch turns hosts into leftist homosexuals, and, at a critical threshold, someone absolutely riddled with these parasitic worms becomes another Nancy Pelosi or Chuck Schumer, who are practical Goa'Uld System Lords in their own right (although they'll never admit it)...
bruh, sci-fi authors have been speculating and trying to engineer stories about aliens that have to be different from other authors works, for over 100 fricking years at LEAST.
There are THOUSANDS of sci-fi novels by many hundreds of different authors out there. A quasi-american military one is nothing new or special, it came out the same time 5+ decent sci-fi shows broke into the mainstream, all offering something different. Why aren't you cooking up conspiracy theories about any of them?
>be nerdy guy who is red pilled >red pill a schizo friend >he comes up to me with all these conspiracy theories about seeding propaganda through tv like you are, only in relation to economic+viral themes in shows, also 9/11 >i explain that as someone who is writing his own dystopian sci-fi novel, and has read several dozen different sci-fi theme'd books including many dystopian ones over the course of my life, a clever author who is worldly will try to relate their plot points to reality as much as possible to remain authentic >he gets butthurt that i pissed all over his wild theories
no i explained how extremely plausible it is for writers to come up with plot points that parallel the real world all the time, and that i myself have been doing it with a book i gave up writing halfway through, i explained the PROCESS to him of this, and thats when he got butthurt.
While there is some merit to the theory i and many others have, that of con-men and serial killers who all seed some of their duplicity into the public, they sublty confess to their sins etc, but unlike morons like you, i actually know what to look for, and how to tell pure coincidence, from ~~*cohencidence*~~.
There's always a clear and obvious difference, having a very solid grasp of all STEM subjects, physicals, engineering, human+animal biology, astrophysics etc, makes it rather obvious most of the time.
Because it was always shit except for the first movie.
THIS. my father in law kept trying to talk to me about it and i kept telling him they're all trash except first movie but he kept going on and on about the intricacies of the lore
This. But it was fun shitty.
Also because it would never look like this, and you know it.
>No! Ancient peoples enslaved by sentient parasites in this sci fi universe can't represent anything other than America's constantly rising obese demographic.
the first post is the best post? how can this be!
Get absolutely all the way fricked. SG-1 is one of the most consistently good TV Shows ever made, not even just in sci-fi.
The film sucks.
i see Cinemaphile is reddit now where everyone just insta replies with a contrarian response
They've tried, more than once. Lucky for you that they were only able to make some dumb web series that no one watched. EVENTUALLY they'll get around to ruining every person's childhood
I'm dreading the day we ever see a continuation of stargate
>we could get since kino like picking up a decade where the old series left off and wraith have invaded the milky way galaxy, new alien enemies, and Anubis escaped the ancients to take over ruling the Ori.
>instead we'll get something that will make SGU seem old fashioned, Teal'c can only come back as a transexual
>Not even mentioning the all female (both biological and post op) SG team
imagine the farts
All I'll say on it is be careful what you wish for.
can you get more explicit please?
>Jaffa cosplay
>No symbiote pouch
Get this amateur cosplay shit outta here.
>cosplay
It's obvious AI
Nuh uh
Yuh uh.
Look at the weird finger bends that are on every AI image, the man hands on the female body, the odd shading that makes no sense on the abs, the little hairy patch thingie on the thighs that is attached to nothing (see pic related), the little inconsistencies in pattern, the signature/copyright that isn't really letters at the bottom
You might be moronic or turbotarded ,even both moronicturbotard
At least SG-1 had a satisfying conclusion. Several actually. But didn't end with any open-ended major plots.
Atlantis didn't even get the time to wrap up their main storyline and had to be concluded in fricking books.
they did tho? they had that 2018 movie
>GOOLD?
>goold poster signal goes out
...dial the reverse gate.
>filename
You dishonor us.
thats it im gooning
J-JAFFA! KREE BOOBA!!!
who is this literal goddess?
It's obviously AI.
where do i stick my ga'uld in that
BIRBA
Because nobody misses it. Stargate was Diet Star Trek crossed with moronic Star Wars. They never did anything noteworthy in over a decade and like four different shows. Where was their great villain? Amazing action? Spooky alien? None of that shit happened. They made the whole show to be aggressively mediocre, and it excelled at it better than anyone. That's the Stargate Legacy. It's like the exact opposite of Babylon 5.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HOW DO I GET A BROWN GF
have you seen star wars or trek lately? why do you want another sci-fi kino ruined
No matter how hot the image is, I've never been able to cum to AI porn. Anyone else have this issue?
Same
I haven't cum in over a year (I am permanently edging) so yeah I have never cum to AI porn.
Who is jacquin it to still images in 2023?
kys zoomer
Jacking it to pg-13 stills with hardcore pornography playing in the background is the way of the future.
wtf I love AI now
oh god anon that body is my dream female body. I'd breed her and take care of her go'auld pussy forever
Why do you make these cgi threads all day?
Why do you care?
JAFFA BOOBA
Too bad this muscle plus big breasts and soft thighs isn't a real bodytype that women have
THIS is the type of guards Hathor has? Where do I sign up?
Would kree that Jaffa right in her symbiote hole.
If you know what I mean.
WE WUZ INTERRUPTED N SHEET
Close enough
IMAGINE what we have been if Roger wasn't give that speech
How the frick were they beaten and enslaved by white people if they were supposedly so advanced?
How the frick were white people beaten and enslaved by black people if they were supposedly so advanced?
HUBRIS.
Also, cultural subversion at the hands of a parasitical race known as "Jouze" -- who, in order to conquer the technologically & militarily superior whites, exploited asymmetrical warfare (proxy conflicts, financial manipulation, socio-media influence, et cetera), ultimately flooding the streets with imported shitskins & mudbloods in a huge zerg rush which whitey was too kind not to outright exterminate.
>note: that kindness won't be returned
WAKE THE FRICK UP PEOPLE! WE ARE AT WAR WITH PARASITE-DRIVEN ALIEN INTELLIGENCES HELL-BENT ON TURNING THIS PLANET INTO A SLAVE PLANTATION!
Verification not required.
That's like asking them how they would feel if they hadn't eaten breakfast.
Um, bro, they're still wadling around in water scrounging for food or whatever while some rich Pharaoh or "Khang" builds massive monuments for no good reason. Frick that trash.
can't fap to those fingers
yeah
How do I get an alien brainwashed Egyptian tan gf that could and would most likely kill me bros?
>booba
>pussy
>ass
>controlled by a parasitc alien that might try and kill you during sexo
>focuses on fingers
NGMI
Because of your crippling autism?
>nose drips
S1 was good but I'm having trouble with S2. Some episodes are nice but others are pretty boring.
My wife
Why is she like this?
the star gate fan base is full of plebs who could not handle star gate universe so they have gotten jack shit for over a decade.
I hope Amazon gives them a shit reboot of the entire series in a cheap straight to dvd tier film
>butthurt trekkie upset over new series and jealous new SG will be kino.
Frick off and kys. Your kind isn't welcome 'round these parts.
Just take it
>mfw i saw a tau'ri today
SG-1 Cinemaphile memes are stale and boring.
This is why Trek is winning.
Why is she holding a pebble, OP?
Its supposed to be a thumb dingus
Look again. The AI made it into a pebble. I know it’s supposed to be a thumb, but it looks like a pebble.
I even made screenshot for u. She is holding a pebble.
It's a communication stone
Who is she talking to?
Does holding a phone mean you're talking to someone?
I should get around to finishing Brutal Legend
she's crushing it into a diamond for you to use to propose to her.
>Stargate gets rebooted
>but its revamped to appeal to the GoT/Lost audience
would you still watch it?
AI SHIT BUT GOT DAMN
WHERE'S THE SWEAT BROTHER
What is this bodytype called?
muscular as frick
SNU SNU
HARDTHICC
I like this term. Have a (you) as a thanks for adding to my vocabulary.
sex machine
Amazonian Goddess
Prescription from Dr. BWC
*are never seen again*
realistically, they should've fricked up the goold right?
Sart gate was average on the spin off was good but every episode is basicly the same they arrive on new world ether with big evil or not if big evil they defeat it if no big evil they spend the entire episode doing random boring stuff with the native and move on.
Random stuff was kino
yea I don't like gimmick episodes I liked the later seasons more
only ever seen the movie with kurt russel and his awesome hair cut
what's this i hear about the show being about israeli space worms that take over people or something?
I LOVE NORTH AFRICAN WOMEN
BREEEED!!!!!!
Sub-Saharan are subhuman tho
Jaffa tongue my Chappa'ai
Stargate: SG-1 served as the Department of Defense's "soft disclosure" of the existence of extraterrestrial species and their interstellar war (which we became involved with many years ago); it was necessary to inform the public "on the sly" through this "science fiction" television program, because any official public governmental declaration of this information would have been noticed by [REDACTED], who would've adjusted their policies towards us and undertaken more drastically effective actions against us.
Unfortunately, [REDACTED] have "won" -- it was only a matter of time, but certain actions -- including the syndication of this tv show instead of a "big reveal" by world leaders -- delayed the inevitable while providing the brightest viewership with critical information & perspective salient to conducting insurgencies & guerilla operations against [REDACTED] here on Earth.
SG1 was basically an "Operation Werewolf" or "Gladio" education & training video series to prepare (You) to survive and fight against [REDACTED].
Jews & trannies are infested by parasites, which influence or control their minds. These parasites are analagous to the Goa'Uld, with certain differences: instead of a single worm being a hyperintelligent operator of the fleshsuit human they ride around in, the enemy alien intelligence is more of a gestalt, ad-hoc hivemind... the complexity & intellectual capacity of the "personality" which a parasite-infected body is governed by -- as well as it's level of control over the host -- is exponentially proportional to the size & number of parasites inside; i.e.: a single worm does practically nothing but make you a little sleepy when people start parasite pill posting, an infestation of a bunch turns hosts into leftist homosexuals, and, at a critical threshold, someone absolutely riddled with these parasitic worms becomes another Nancy Pelosi or Chuck Schumer, who are practical Goa'Uld System Lords in their own right (although they'll never admit it)...
bruh, sci-fi authors have been speculating and trying to engineer stories about aliens that have to be different from other authors works, for over 100 fricking years at LEAST.
There are THOUSANDS of sci-fi novels by many hundreds of different authors out there. A quasi-american military one is nothing new or special, it came out the same time 5+ decent sci-fi shows broke into the mainstream, all offering something different. Why aren't you cooking up conspiracy theories about any of them?
>be nerdy guy who is red pilled
>red pill a schizo friend
>he comes up to me with all these conspiracy theories about seeding propaganda through tv like you are, only in relation to economic+viral themes in shows, also 9/11
>i explain that as someone who is writing his own dystopian sci-fi novel, and has read several dozen different sci-fi theme'd books including many dystopian ones over the course of my life, a clever author who is worldly will try to relate their plot points to reality as much as possible to remain authentic
>he gets butthurt that i pissed all over his wild theories
you didn't piss all over soft disclosure, you just explained how it works
kek
no i explained how extremely plausible it is for writers to come up with plot points that parallel the real world all the time, and that i myself have been doing it with a book i gave up writing halfway through, i explained the PROCESS to him of this, and thats when he got butthurt.
While there is some merit to the theory i and many others have, that of con-men and serial killers who all seed some of their duplicity into the public, they sublty confess to their sins etc, but unlike morons like you, i actually know what to look for, and how to tell pure coincidence, from ~~*cohencidence*~~.
There's always a clear and obvious difference, having a very solid grasp of all STEM subjects, physicals, engineering, human+animal biology, astrophysics etc, makes it rather obvious most of the time.
reddit
One reason why they actually physically banned ivermectin when it proved effective against "covid"
indeed
RAAPE?
because its already filled with dark skinned people
>Why have they not rebooted Stargate?
Today OP was the biggest gay of all time.
Okay AI, I see you.
She looks like she doesn't bathe.
>inb4 "ai doesn't bathe hurr dee dumbfrick"
this looks hot until you realize how ugly she must be
>Judean Ancient Alien tier cultural appropriation of Egypt en par with Yakub posting
It's truly one of life's mysteries.
Sauce?
moar?
>Why have they not rebooted Stargate?
Because nobody likes Stargate except for some 40 odd neckbearded homosexuals.
Now that is someone I can worship.
w ancient egyptian gyatts
Because only half the movie was good and the series is boring as frick until like 6-7 seaons or some shit.
Stargate: Universe was the best series and I'm not afraid to say it
>AI slop
Too niche and never was good.