Why haven't we ever gotten an adaptation of Homer's Odyssey?

Why haven't we ever gotten an adaptation of Homer's Odyssey?
It is one of the oldest extant works of literature still widely read by modern audiences, older than the Bible.
The closest we ever got was a b grade two episode mini series from 1997.
Surely this deserves a big movie.
For an industry that is struggling with creativity, what is stopping them from adapting classical works or even modern books like H.P. Lovecraft?

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What? We have the Simpsons?

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    O Brother Where Art Thou?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cold Mountain

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's a modern take that's very very loosely based on the Odyssey. It's not even the same thing.
      That's like seeing Fast and Furious is based on Lord of the Rings because it follows the same theme of family and friendship.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >that's very very loosely based on the Odyssey. It's not even the same thing.
        i wouldn't go so far as to say that, it actually incorporates a lot of the elements from the Odyssey. it's been a while since i watched it, but off the top of my head you've got John Goodman, who's the Polyphemus, you've got Circe (the river witches and one of the guys turning into a frog), iirc you had something approximating sirens/lotus-eaters, and you've got the core thread of journey and a husband returning to his wife
        >That's like seeing Fast and Furious is based on Lord of the Rings because it follows the same theme of family and friendship.
        that's a frivolous comparison

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because it's not just an utter anathema to the estrogen-addled nu-male, it's contrary to the very foundations of modernity. The closest you will see is "modernisations" like (kino btw) that make it palatable.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >wanting the ameripozzed shart version of this

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      americans be like
      >this homoric epic isn't gay enough

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It never was, stop listening to Mr. Shekelberg.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because it’s unironicaly the basis for a lot of our stories. Similar how pretty much every eastern story is journey to the west

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >every eastern story is journey to the west
      elaborate on that

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Im too lazy to go into details but essentially they get a lot of their character archetypes from it specifically the whole lovable goofball based off Son Wukong( Goku, Luffy, Naruto etc) And it’s why a lot of anime’s are focused on a group of characters there’s an Asian word that refers to group of companions like this but I forgot it. Just look into it

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >there’s an Asian word that refers to group of companions like this but I forgot it
          nakama? isn't that what the people in OP keep saying

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lots of stories are based on the west travelling to the east.
      There's an alore to exploring strange lands and cultures.

      East to West is only popular in the modern era because we like our propaganda. In the classical era, it was because the sun rises in the East and sets in the West.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >East to West is only popular in the modern era because we like our propaganda

        Its because the west was the frontier. Just as the East once was.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah but now you just have stories set in modern time about la poor Eastern European or Middle Easterner travelling to America for a better life BS.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lovecraft has been adapted by the assload.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh really? Why not name a Lovecraft movie then homosexual? I want my Cthulhu movie.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Color out of space. That shit with all the Black folk on HBO, Lovecraft country. Reanimator.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          All very loosely based on the same stories. None of them are actual adaptations. Colour out of space, for example takes place in modern times.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            What do expect, do you want an actual cat named Black personman? Of course they're going to adapt, Lovecraft is fricking boring.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              I want an adaption on the same level of Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Dune etc.
              Not a film that is very very loosely centred around the same themes.

              Again, that's like saying Jaws and Alien are the same film. Yes, Alien was inspired by Jaws but they're not the same fricking thing.

              Why are you morons not getting that? What's sad is that some of you actually work in the movie business. No wonder it's gone to shit.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Those were very popular novels. HPL is niche. And which Lovecraft story would even make a good movie if adapted faithfully?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                The Dream Quest Of Unknown Kadath

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        watch in the mouth of madness

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Again, not an actual adaptation. It just follows the same themes and has a similar title.
          >In the Mouth of Madness pays tribute to the work of seminal horror writer H. P. Lovecraft, with many references to his stories and themnes. Its title isa play on Lovecraft's novella, At the Mountains of Madness, and insanity plays as great a role in the film as it does in Lovecraft's fiction.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he wants a visual depiction of indescribable horror

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >indescribable horror
          >it's just a big squid with wings that gets btfod by a boat ramming it

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >indescribable horror
          >it's Black folk

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nobody really does the whole Cthulu thing even within the Lovecraft genre for some reason.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cthulhu sucks shit. Just a sleepy tentacle face that bumps his head on a doorway and goes back to bed.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you really want more Black folk in your Greek epics? Only Bollywood could do it justice right now and I'd rather they do their own mythology as it's kino as frick

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It's old, therefore it deserves a modern film adaptation
      You wouldn't want it even if they'd produce it. Much like said.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >indians as greeks

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    How did Troy do at the box office? Then would have been a good time to follow up with the Odyssey.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Troy made over $497 million worldwide, making it the 60th highest-grossing film at the time of its release.
      Unfortunately, the historical epic genre was saturated with movies in that era and they kind of just stopped making them. The following were just some of the movies released around the same time.
      >Alexander
      >Kingdom of Heaven
      >300
      >Last Samurai
      >Master and Commander
      >Apocalypto
      >Clash of the Titans
      >Immortals
      >Lord of the Rings
      >Beowulf

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kingdom of heaven is so fricking good holy shit.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Holy shit that movie sucks dog ass. I had been heavily researching the crusades at the time so I was stoked to see it but it was as historically accurate as Lotr. Total shit.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            It wasn't accurate at all but if you watch it just for entertainment, it's pretty fricking good.
            I am specifically talking about the director's cut.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              The knight skipping around: "It's what I do!" Pure shit. Scott is such a hack.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          How boring it is doesn't help in the face of the completely miscast lead. He's supposed to be a blacksmith lol

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The only good ones in this list are LotR and Apocalypto

        Kingdom of heaven is so fricking good holy shit.

        >crusade bad
        >muslim gud
        Wow epic

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          You should definitely watch Master and Commander. Last Samurai was also pretty good.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s hard to see how you could do the odyssey as a follow up. Troy was very loosely inspired by the Iliad and cut out everything supernatural or mythology related. If you cut the mythology out of the odyssey it’s just a guy on a boat for a really long time, and then he gets home and kills a bunch of people.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Best Hollywood didn't touch it anyway. There was almost one in the late 2000s/early 2010s starring Hugh Jackman. There's also a kino 1968 Italian tv miniseries I highly recommend.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Too many scenes of men tearing their clothes off and crying like women at the slightest inconvenience.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yakuza Games?

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    But we did? The tv series was pretty good.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      How did it take this long for someone to point it out?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't mean yours.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's a good movie. I like it. Dont want a "modern" version. enless Eggers does it.

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the odyssey
    >not Epic of Gilgamesh

    Fricking zoomers

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Odyssey inspired Alexander the Great. But of course I want to see the Epic of Gilgamesh too.
      I'd also love movies based on each mythology and pantheon of different cultures.
      We only get Greek and Nordic. Gods of Egypt was by no means based on anything related to Egyptian mythology. That shit was just Egyptian Transformers.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Underrated mythologies that could be explored
        >slavic
        >celtic
        >hindu
        >balinese
        >yoruban
        >turkic
        >aztec

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          How have we never gotten a movie about the Roman Pantheon? The Assyrians/Babylonians?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            The Roman pantheon was the Greeks with different names. the other two, wtf knows any of them?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want my Enuma Elish miniseries

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's long and boring as frick.
    >widely read by modern audiences
    Nah.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It's long and boring as frick.

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ulysses from 1954 was fun.

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Never I hope
    >inb4 the epic bloody Odyssey with full cast of fish face anglos with wienerney accent

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Why haven't we ever gotten an adaptation of Homer's Odyssey?
    CONSTANT SORRRROOOOOOOOOOW

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's plenty of them. Here's the best one btw

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jews.
    that's the answer.
    it's actually the answer to roughly 60% of all your questions.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh shut up

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Go watch it you Bozos. Its kino of the highest tier. Imagine wanting a 2023 version

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Made for TV trash

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It really doesn't lend itself well to a direct adaptation, given how it's a mixture of moral fable and action shlock. A series like Xena Warrior princess would probably be the best approach, but those seem to be out of fashion at the moment, even though you'd think cutting back to his wife suffering under the toxic patriarchy of the suitors would fit well into the current narrative. Then in the end she could save him in a twist and they celebrate Hanukkah or something...

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The task wasn't come up with the gayest movie possible.

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Okay, cast:
    Odysseus
    Circe
    Calypso
    Athena
    Poseidon
    Penelope
    Telemachus
    Chief Penelope Suitor
    Laertes

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Why haven't we ever gotten an adaptation of Homer's Odyssey?
    people can't even decide on a definitive translation for it let alone adapt it into anything

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >people can't even decide on a definitive translation for it
      Odyssey in greek, it is

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remember seeing a spaghetti version called "Ulysses" when I was a kid, but don't recall much about it.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ulysses from 1954 was fun.

      Ah, yes, that's the one. Should have read the thread before posting lol.

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