Why haven't you seen the best horror movie of this generation yet?

Why haven't you seen the best horror movie of this generation yet?

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is it?

    I just dont know

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Horror movies are for the 80 iq

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good thing i have 40iq and watch things twice as smart as me. That makes me a real aristocrat huh?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      i have 160 iq so i watch two at the same time

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was mid no cap

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      being a moron ironically still makes you a moron

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    my friends went without me
    the frickers
    and i don't like horror films enough to care to see it alone

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Go see it

    NOW

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's totally unremarkable. Already seen this movie. Over and over and over. Because it was so unoriginal.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        i think you mean aboriginal

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      why would he ie like this, the Black person made dead alive. We both know nothing comes close to horror movies made back then.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love the ending when the kid goes
    >TALK TO MEEEEEE
    Holy kino, Kubrickesque

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's an insidious rip off, and not scary at all

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This movie is nothing like Insidious at all lmao

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >film is about world of the dead that exists on the other side
        >the dead can and want to possess people
        >core plot point is about rescuing a boy in a coma because the evil dead want his body permanently
        >main characters hallucinate dead people irl but they're not actually there

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          You named like a thousand other possession movies. They're all the same. These are the same people who tricked me into watching hereditary when it was just another exorcist/possession movie. Malignant was a breath of fresh air from this trash.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Watched it last night
    Everything was to blame on the Black person of course

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Black person protag.

      Oh confirmed. Trash bin. Shame on OP for not leading with that.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The races are equal!
        >That's also why we have to pigeon hole them in every protagonist role now!

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          name one other film where the lead is a half west african / half australian

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Black person protag.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh confirmed. Trash bin. Shame on OP for not leading with that.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was fine, the side characters were fun, I wish it had been more about their dynamic than focusing on how much the main girl sucked. It was literally all her fault

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >if a film I dislike gets the slightest bit of praise I MUST poison the well by pretending to be an annoying hyperbolic soigay
    I'm onto your games Mr. Cinemaphile

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't find a good version of it online to watch. It is all shitty blurry cams with embedded foreign subtitles with gambling ads

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i went in without knowing a damn thing about it. enjoyed it, but felt like it could have been longer to flesh some ideas or characters out more. the directors said they were forced to cut 20 minutes out to make it 90 minutes

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It felt like it was missing some critical exposition.

      >was the boy's soul really being tortured, or was the little girl just a trick?
      >why'd she jump at the end? because she realized what was going on and thought she had killed her dad? because the demon needed at least one to do it? did it take her soul or did she just die?
      it's unsatisfying to have to fill in the ambiguity with what you think would make the best plotline.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      that makes a ton of sense actually goes the first half was tight and coherent and then I felt completely untethered going through the motions for the last act. stuck the ending though and that counts for a lot

      I can't find a good version of it online to watch. It is all shitty blurry cams with embedded foreign subtitles with gambling ads

      hurry up and wait

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      If your horror movie is longer than 90s minutes then you suck as a director or it better be kino.

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you want a better horror that just came out I suggest Cobweb. There's a woman in it with giant ass and DSL. Gorgeous. Dear God those hips. Some good scare sequences. Interesting premise. Strong direction. haven't finished it

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where can I watch

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Hand is definitive proof ghosts are real
    >It's never confiscated by shadow organization or at least the police
    This movie was so moronic only Australians could have come up with such a stupid plot

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Australian horror is normally kino but this was really average.

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    zoomers truly are terrifying

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >zoomers pissing their pants over a firm handshake

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >dude get this its horrorslop, BUT...are you ready...the cast is all brown queer they/them zoomers!

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The movie wasn't that good. But it wasn't bad.

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