Why haven't you seen the best horror movie of this generation yet?
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Why haven't you seen the best horror movie of this generation yet?
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What is it?
I just dont know
Horror movies are for the 80 iq
Good thing i have 40iq and watch things twice as smart as me. That makes me a real aristocrat huh?
i have 160 iq so i watch two at the same time
It was mid no cap
being a moron ironically still makes you a moron
my friends went without me
the frickers
and i don't like horror films enough to care to see it alone
Go see it
NOW
It's totally unremarkable. Already seen this movie. Over and over and over. Because it was so unoriginal.
i think you mean aboriginal
why would he ie like this, the Black person made dead alive. We both know nothing comes close to horror movies made back then.
I love the ending when the kid goes
>TALK TO MEEEEEE
Holy kino, Kubrickesque
it's an insidious rip off, and not scary at all
This movie is nothing like Insidious at all lmao
>film is about world of the dead that exists on the other side
>the dead can and want to possess people
>core plot point is about rescuing a boy in a coma because the evil dead want his body permanently
>main characters hallucinate dead people irl but they're not actually there
You named like a thousand other possession movies. They're all the same. These are the same people who tricked me into watching hereditary when it was just another exorcist/possession movie. Malignant was a breath of fresh air from this trash.
Watched it last night
Everything was to blame on the Black person of course
>The races are equal!
>That's also why we have to pigeon hole them in every protagonist role now!
name one other film where the lead is a half west african / half australian
Black person protag.
Oh confirmed. Trash bin. Shame on OP for not leading with that.
It was fine, the side characters were fun, I wish it had been more about their dynamic than focusing on how much the main girl sucked. It was literally all her fault
>if a film I dislike gets the slightest bit of praise I MUST poison the well by pretending to be an annoying hyperbolic soigay
I'm onto your games Mr. Cinemaphile
I can't find a good version of it online to watch. It is all shitty blurry cams with embedded foreign subtitles with gambling ads
i went in without knowing a damn thing about it. enjoyed it, but felt like it could have been longer to flesh some ideas or characters out more. the directors said they were forced to cut 20 minutes out to make it 90 minutes
It felt like it was missing some critical exposition.
>was the boy's soul really being tortured, or was the little girl just a trick?
>why'd she jump at the end? because she realized what was going on and thought she had killed her dad? because the demon needed at least one to do it? did it take her soul or did she just die?
it's unsatisfying to have to fill in the ambiguity with what you think would make the best plotline.
that makes a ton of sense actually goes the first half was tight and coherent and then I felt completely untethered going through the motions for the last act. stuck the ending though and that counts for a lot
hurry up and wait
If your horror movie is longer than 90s minutes then you suck as a director or it better be kino.
If you want a better horror that just came out I suggest Cobweb. There's a woman in it with giant ass and DSL. Gorgeous. Dear God those hips. Some good scare sequences. Interesting premise. Strong direction. haven't finished it
Where can I watch
>Hand is definitive proof ghosts are real
>It's never confiscated by shadow organization or at least the police
This movie was so moronic only Australians could have come up with such a stupid plot
Australian horror is normally kino but this was really average.
zoomers truly are terrifying
>zoomers pissing their pants over a firm handshake
>dude get this its horrorslop, BUT...are you ready...the cast is all brown queer they/them zoomers!
The movie wasn't that good. But it wasn't bad.