Holy shit.
I mean, we always knew these leftist nutters were racists in aggressive denial but still
How the frick do you even put that to page and not question what your doing?
>black people have to be tatted and wax lyrical like it's street yo >everything is tagged, even the statues of black vikings >sneakers are thrown over the telegraph lines >the iconic outfit is now a hoodie
This feels like we wuz but it's not satire.
I can't tell if black Americans have no culture or the artists are racist.
Do the shoes still indicate drugs are sold around that corner?
Does it mean something else now?
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Holy shit.
I mean, we always knew these leftist nutters were racists in aggressive denial but still
How the frick do you even put that to page and not question what your doing?
>black Americans have no culture
They really don't. Everything you see is stolen from their betters. They create nothing. They are nothing. A rabid rat has more worth than a ghetto full of black americans.
People tend to forget that the United States ain't even 300 years old yet. As far as culture goes what the frick IS it? I see people on here complain about how black Americans have no culture but it's like, neither do the whites, the Asians, anybody who's a second generation or who's family showed up here a hundred years ago(more like hundred ten at this point) got a fricking culture. You guys aren't Romans, Greeks, Vikings, or any of that other shit. You're American. For fricks sake you can't even go around this country without people arguing whether shit like Sprite is Pop or Soda or Coke. People argue about what's the 'correct' way to make and eat a pizza, people argue about the stupidest shit because there's no right way about the vast majority of shit we have here. It's a melting pot, a shitter, a black hole where everything is sucked in and nothing escapes.
Welcome to America.
you absolute dumbfrick, you literal moron, US culture is so incredibly prevalent that you don't even recognize it, you get hung up on trivialities and lose sight of every fricking thing around you
just because our shit hasn't been around for a thousand years doesn't make it any less real, there was no "one way" in the Roman Empire either
So I don't know shit about marvel lore but if the course of asgard was altered by them landing in brooklyn instead of scandinavia, why are they black? Black people aren't the natives of brooklyn. Do the writers know that?
Isn't it weird how early thug culture appropriated blackletter script, just like how the nazis did as an attempt to drive out the influences of the israelite? But hey; it's just a theory...
I mean when it's one pair for sure. But you always have those kids who do it for fun, considering there's multiple shoes in a row I think it's the latter.
Also the whole thing feels like a person who's only seen the "Hood" in movies.
How is it snowflake behavior? You sensitive dumbass. It is pretty racist, still I find it funny because the writer didn't intend for it to come off that way.
Hip hop is a SUBCULTURE
Graffiti is a SUBCULTURE
They aren't the religious uniform of black people. It's like if a random white teenager became Thor and now Asgard is nothing but Surfing/Skating.
What teenagers like isn't what defines an entire race of people.
I had to google the writer and it's a half Mexican half israeli guy who's majority of comics are about fat people (even though he lost a ton of weight recently) so its not even a black writer.
think black people want. He probably just did it because his execs at Marvel told him to because it'll be "SO EMPOWERING"
Is it so hard to create something representing african american history that doesn't come off as insultingly racist?
The hood isn't our culture, hell most of the time all the energy we have is investing in getting the frick out of there. Someone getting godlike power creating what is essentially a crab bucket heaven is dumb as hell.
What's next, gonna show me some elves on the corner selling crack? Maybe a Good Times cut of the new Asgardian Projects?
Miles as Hercules, but ambrosia is watermelon.
Miles as Captain America, but his shield is an African tribal shield with Obama's red/blue meme picture on it
Mile as Spider-man but he has electricity powers for no discernible reason.
Really it's a hat on a hat
Thor is Norse mythology. You can have Miles be Thor by picking up the hammer and turning into Thor like Jane.
It's basically Shazam. But this is different it's putting Asgard in Brooklyn, but implying that Brooklyn would have the same demographics. It's Norse mythology but woke.
It is not Miles Morales.
Because really this may be ANOTHER unintentionally racist angle on this. That there doesn't seem to be ANYTHING of Miles Morales in this.
Just "what if Thor was a black guy from magic Brooklyn".
>character
Miles isn't a character. He's a diversity hire who steals other character's identities. Doesn't have anything original about him except his skin color. He's the greatest representation of the soulessness of modern media.
>Black americans are defined by rap and hood behavior >A black person cannot deviate from that >Gods forbid a black kid could be into something else like, I dunno, metal or something more viking-related. Or hell, just be a fricking individual instead of a bundle of stereotypes
The entertainment industry never really moved on from minstrel shows.
Weirdest part for me is the fact that, at least from what I can tell by my very little Miles exposure in the Spider-Man PS4 games and the obvious movie, I thought Miles leaned more into the *Morales* part a bit more with all the Spanish influences than what's being led on here.
Did the comic writers just completely forget about the Spanish side of his family in favor of black people points or something?
Spanish people in brooklyn are pretty much just lightskinned black people.
Only Spanish people who live in majority spanish areas in New York act spanish and even then. The cultural impact of black cultures heavy on them. You dont really see, really spanish people unless id you live in miami
>What If Wakandans had migrated to North America and lived there for centuries, in secret >they're all white >they all talk like Southern rednecks >they all dress like cowboys
I remember last thread month or 2 ago having a much better pitch than this garbage
This concept could've literally been an action comedy from the early 2000s movie where some kid from the Hood finds Thor's Hammer and hilarity ensues, including but not limited to. >Saving money on electricity >Frizzy Hair sight gag >Norse Pantheon trying out Soul Food and learning to do the Cha Cha Slide or the Electric Slide >Auntie Character:Dayum Girl, Check out Hercules! >Thor:I appreciate the compliment madam but you are mistaken, Hercules is a close friend though. >The sequel will be about Gang Violence and Jotunn >Dad is deployed overseas and Mom is busy being a lawyer or something so he lives with Grandma >Montage of learning how to use his powers to I've got the Power >Dance Party or Cookout ending >Grandma hits on Odin
It’s actually amazing how marvel can get away with being blatantly racist like this >let’s do an entire comic line about WHAT IF your favorite character was an inner city minority (but a white approved one who doesn’t say homie and goes to college and doesn’t gangbang and isn’t poor because that would be uncomfortable)
I had to google the writer and it's a half Mexican half israeli guy who's majority of comics are about fat people (even though he lost a ton of weight recently) so its not even a black writer.
So I haven't been reading Miles in a while but I remember him as being a very vanilla good kid living a sort of privileged life with multicultural friends from different backgrounds regardless of the fact that he is afrolatino.
So what the frick is this angry black man persona?
Its what happens when a character with a personality becomes a figurehead for diversity. Whenever Marvel or DC wanna show off her equal and diverse and woke and all the other buzzwords that will give them good PR that they are, they take a character with a personality, even if its only temporarily for an issue, and make that personality whatever marginalized group they're trying to "represent" (which they really arent, they don't give a frick if those groups read the comics as long as the medai gives them good press).
So Miles goes from a character with flaws and a personality and goals and backgrounds and hopes and dreams and likes and dislikes to "He's black" because they're trying to highlight his blackness.
The thing is, when you hire a non black writer it goes hilariously wrong because they have to write their idea of whats black and it leads to funny shit like this
> Miles goes from a character with flaws and a personality and goals and backgrounds and hopes and dreams and likes and dislikes
Anon… he never had any of those
It's when big corporation try and appeal to black minorities and LGBT rights, by shoving as many minorities and rainbows in your face. It's look who we casted to play what was previously a white character. It's a false representation that racism is solved or bigotry is over.
What if... Bendis threw himself off of that bridge?
The Hammer means nothing
At this point it's a joke if you can't fricking lift it.
Wrong. It is fricking awesome when Thor is allowed to lift it.
Miles is an autosexual homosexual, anon.
That's one better
>autosexual
Huh?
That's not a very attractive take on Miles.
disagree
This should make me mad, but I'm choosing to be happy Vinland Saga 2 is happening.
That’s cool
>Having any reverence for farmland saga
Yeah this is pretty racist, lmao.
So he is NOT Miles Morales?
Holy shit.
I mean, we always knew these leftist nutters were racists in aggressive denial but still
How the frick do you even put that to page and not question what your doing?
>black people have to be tatted and wax lyrical like it's street yo
>everything is tagged, even the statues of black vikings
>sneakers are thrown over the telegraph lines
>the iconic outfit is now a hoodie
This feels like we wuz but it's not satire.
I can't tell if black Americans have no culture or the artists are racist.
Which gang does Miles' shoes imply he belongs to?
>I can't tell if black Americans have no culture or the artists are racist.
i assure you it the artist & writer
Nah the shoes over telephone wires
Didn’t you ever wonder why people did that?
>I can't tell if black Americans have no culture or the artists are racist.
Yes
>racist
Wrong
Is just "what if"
What If Thor was a 70s Blacksploitation comic?
>I'm just asking questions
Artist is Italian. This is the view of Black American culture from TV.
who is the writer of this issue?
Their culture is crime and drugs.
>black Americans have no culture
They really don't. Everything you see is stolen from their betters. They create nothing. They are nothing. A rabid rat has more worth than a ghetto full of black americans.
People tend to forget that the United States ain't even 300 years old yet. As far as culture goes what the frick IS it? I see people on here complain about how black Americans have no culture but it's like, neither do the whites, the Asians, anybody who's a second generation or who's family showed up here a hundred years ago(more like hundred ten at this point) got a fricking culture. You guys aren't Romans, Greeks, Vikings, or any of that other shit. You're American. For fricks sake you can't even go around this country without people arguing whether shit like Sprite is Pop or Soda or Coke. People argue about what's the 'correct' way to make and eat a pizza, people argue about the stupidest shit because there's no right way about the vast majority of shit we have here. It's a melting pot, a shitter, a black hole where everything is sucked in and nothing escapes.
Welcome to America.
you absolute dumbfrick, you literal moron, US culture is so incredibly prevalent that you don't even recognize it, you get hung up on trivialities and lose sight of every fricking thing around you
just because our shit hasn't been around for a thousand years doesn't make it any less real, there was no "one way" in the Roman Empire either
>AYO fellow black people
This reads more like “Hood Seuss” than anything close to Thor.
>Black Asgard is just the hood
This is beyond parody
>Black person becomes kang of Asgard
>Asgard gets immediately vandalized
what did Marvel editorial mean by this?
So I don't know shit about marvel lore but if the course of asgard was altered by them landing in brooklyn instead of scandinavia, why are they black? Black people aren't the natives of brooklyn. Do the writers know that?
Black culture is graffiti, vandalism, and sneakers according to the writer and artist.
And he's right.
Isn't it weird how early thug culture appropriated blackletter script, just like how the nazis did as an attempt to drive out the influences of the israelite? But hey; it's just a theory...
I like it. I am sorry.
Oh god I think I’m actually offended by this
why are there only five realms? what happened to the other four?
homies can't count.
Do the shoes still indicate drugs are sold around that corner?
Does it mean something else now?
I mean when it's one pair for sure. But you always have those kids who do it for fun, considering there's multiple shoes in a row I think it's the latter.
Also the whole thing feels like a person who's only seen the "Hood" in movies.
>Asgard becomes a hood as soon as a black dude becomes Thor
pure comedy
I don't think horseshoe theory is real but this is really testing it for me.
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
Just very weird choices
>Snowflake behavior.
How is it snowflake behavior? You sensitive dumbass. It is pretty racist, still I find it funny because the writer didn't intend for it to come off that way.
How does this even work? Black people didn't originate in Brooklyn. What kind of moron wrote this?
I really don't think they thought it out. Basically the whole pilgrims and indians thing would be way overblown with Asgard in the mix.
How the frick is this not considered a minstrel show?
It's not racist if they get an out of touch black person to flip through the script and give it their half-hearted approval.
I’m confused how is this racist?
>How do we make this look more black?
>Just add some vandalism and sneakers hanging from phone wires
>Black Asgard is just a ghetto Asgard
>Asgard becomes black
>Its now depicted as a ghetto
You can depict black neighborhoods as a good place.
you can but it would be unrealistic
Or you can depict black Asgard with Afro culture and not lazy stereotypical black ghetto culture.
Hip hop is a SUBCULTURE
Graffiti is a SUBCULTURE
They aren't the religious uniform of black people. It's like if a random white teenager became Thor and now Asgard is nothing but Surfing/Skating.
What teenagers like isn't what defines an entire race of people.
Whites attempting to pander to blacks and created something pretty racist as a result. Crime rate on black Asgard is pretty damn high.
That’s hilariously racist
Latinadad is built on anti-Blackness.
Fricking caste system loving suck ups to white power.
This feels like a parody but is meant to be serious and empowering. I don't understand the world anymore.
Its what people like this
think black people want. He probably just did it because his execs at Marvel told him to because it'll be "SO EMPOWERING"
Welcome to homierd
Did Slavery still happen, how did black people end up in Brooklyn?
Is it so hard to create something representing african american history that doesn't come off as insultingly racist?
The hood isn't our culture, hell most of the time all the energy we have is investing in getting the frick out of there. Someone getting godlike power creating what is essentially a crab bucket heaven is dumb as hell.
What's next, gonna show me some elves on the corner selling crack? Maybe a Good Times cut of the new Asgardian Projects?
Miles as Hercules, but ambrosia is watermelon.
Miles as Captain America, but his shield is an African tribal shield with Obama's red/blue meme picture on it
Mile as Spider-man but he has electricity powers for no discernible reason.
Really it's a hat on a hat
Thor is Norse mythology. You can have Miles be Thor by picking up the hammer and turning into Thor like Jane.
It's basically Shazam. But this is different it's putting Asgard in Brooklyn, but implying that Brooklyn would have the same demographics. It's Norse mythology but woke.
Why aren't more black people offended at all the fantasy paradises are just scifi ghettos with spraypaint tags everywhere and graffiti?
>miles thorales
>we were RIGHT THERE man.gif
I just googled the name of the writer.
A white hispanic guy wrote this rap.
>The H of the rainbow bridge is the Hilary logo.
Fricking hell are we sure this aint parody?
It's gwenverse all over again, they are turning him into a joke
“turning”?
should have been Luke Cage
It is not Miles Morales.
Because really this may be ANOTHER unintentionally racist angle on this. That there doesn't seem to be ANYTHING of Miles Morales in this.
Just "what if Thor was a black guy from magic Brooklyn".
This is so racist it's making my pancreas burst.
Is there a worse way to push a character like Marvel has done with Miles?
>character
Miles isn't a character. He's a diversity hire who steals other character's identities. Doesn't have anything original about him except his skin color. He's the greatest representation of the soulessness of modern media.
>Black americans are defined by rap and hood behavior
>A black person cannot deviate from that
>Gods forbid a black kid could be into something else like, I dunno, metal or something more viking-related. Or hell, just be a fricking individual instead of a bundle of stereotypes
The entertainment industry never really moved on from minstrel shows.
Weirdest part for me is the fact that, at least from what I can tell by my very little Miles exposure in the Spider-Man PS4 games and the obvious movie, I thought Miles leaned more into the *Morales* part a bit more with all the Spanish influences than what's being led on here.
Did the comic writers just completely forget about the Spanish side of his family in favor of black people points or something?
Miles is Spanish like Jon liking woman.
Spanish people in brooklyn are pretty much just lightskinned black people.
Only Spanish people who live in majority spanish areas in New York act spanish and even then. The cultural impact of black cultures heavy on them. You dont really see, really spanish people unless id you live in miami
When will this Black person stop being everyone and everything? What if the person who made this was aborted.
thats it Im done
This is the closest thing we'll ever get to White Panther
>What If Wakandans had migrated to North America and lived there for centuries, in secret
>they're all white
>they all talk like Southern rednecks
>they all dress like cowboys
TROLLS STOLE MY HORSE
CAN'T HAVE SHIT IN ASGARD
I remember last thread month or 2 ago having a much better pitch than this garbage
This concept could've literally been an action comedy from the early 2000s movie where some kid from the Hood finds Thor's Hammer and hilarity ensues, including but not limited to.
>Saving money on electricity
>Frizzy Hair sight gag
>Norse Pantheon trying out Soul Food and learning to do the Cha Cha Slide or the Electric Slide
>Auntie Character:Dayum Girl, Check out Hercules!
>Thor:I appreciate the compliment madam but you are mistaken, Hercules is a close friend though.
>The sequel will be about Gang Violence and Jotunn
>Dad is deployed overseas and Mom is busy being a lawyer or something so he lives with Grandma
>Montage of learning how to use his powers to I've got the Power
>Dance Party or Cookout ending
>Grandma hits on Odin
Make the grandma Madea and we got a deal
Sounds hysterical
Sassy Black Woman Lady Sif
>literally makes Miles Thor still wear a hoodie and sneakers
They gonna have him munching on water melon and chicken next? Fricking hell Marvel
It’s actually amazing how marvel can get away with being blatantly racist like this
>let’s do an entire comic line about WHAT IF your favorite character was an inner city minority (but a white approved one who doesn’t say homie and goes to college and doesn’t gangbang and isn’t poor because that would be uncomfortable)
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I had to google the writer and it's a half Mexican half israeli guy who's majority of comics are about fat people (even though he lost a ton of weight recently) so its not even a black writer.
So I haven't been reading Miles in a while but I remember him as being a very vanilla good kid living a sort of privileged life with multicultural friends from different backgrounds regardless of the fact that he is afrolatino.
So what the frick is this angry black man persona?
Mi hermano azteca ¿Que mierda estas haciendo?
Its what happens when a character with a personality becomes a figurehead for diversity. Whenever Marvel or DC wanna show off her equal and diverse and woke and all the other buzzwords that will give them good PR that they are, they take a character with a personality, even if its only temporarily for an issue, and make that personality whatever marginalized group they're trying to "represent" (which they really arent, they don't give a frick if those groups read the comics as long as the medai gives them good press).
So Miles goes from a character with flaws and a personality and goals and backgrounds and hopes and dreams and likes and dislikes to "He's black" because they're trying to highlight his blackness.
The thing is, when you hire a non black writer it goes hilariously wrong because they have to write their idea of whats black and it leads to funny shit like this
Miles being a tagger makes sense in the spider universe because that's something a kid from Brooklyn would do.
Miles as soon of Odin still tagging doesn't make sense in his character.
> Miles goes from a character with flaws and a personality and goals and backgrounds and hopes and dreams and likes and dislikes
Anon… he never had any of those
kinda what?
/pol/tards still can't cope. Just get the frick out of comics to save yourself.
I wonder if any of you know what the term "woke" actually means
It's when big corporation try and appeal to black minorities and LGBT rights, by shoving as many minorities and rainbows in your face. It's look who we casted to play what was previously a white character. It's a false representation that racism is solved or bigotry is over.
moron