Why is?

There is nothing remarkable about any of these shows, and yet they'll generate multiple threads with hundreds of replies.
Why?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hailey has some potential waifus on it.
    Could be coom worthy.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      And her theme song is getting 10x times better.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        This would've been a better theme song

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nope

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Tasteless

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >coom worthy
      You have no standards

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    People want to frick the characters.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      nobody in primos is frickable

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wanna frick that one fat b***h with hime cut, but that's only cause I'm a degenerate fatgay

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          My homie. Said the same thing.

      • 11 months ago
        The "Happy is Gert's Daughter" Anon

        The Negrita is cute, just take away her piercings and I would invite her to a date.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    There are no mice in that image

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What mouse?

      I see no mice

      This has got to be samegayging

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I havent seen primos but it looks like shit. Kiff is very annoying. Ariel is literal preschool garbage so no bueno. I watch haileys on it despite it being painfully mid because i wanna pork the MC

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Kiff is very annoying
      Sounds like someone is being areal Beverly

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I havent watched enough of the show to understand that reference. I left it on when i was half asleep and the most positive things i can say is that i like how the MC has libbys VA and the deer teacher has pearls VA so i wanna dick her /k/ style

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          She's not played by Lara Jill Miller, she's played by Kimiko Glenn.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Lena, Bridgette, Peni & Horse

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kiff is great. I don’t care about the rest.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, there isn't even much fandom in every social media, it's just french people saying the word.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's a good show whether it's popular or not.

        It boggles my mind how cartoon network has barely any currently running cartoons. The only ones i can think of are we baby bears and TTG which they dont even make but import from warner bros animation division

        They wanted to fill their schedule with TTGO and Gumball reruns and didn't have time to develop any new shows or even keep supporting most of the ones they had that weren't those two.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Cute art, sauce?

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    its a form of outrage marketing
    >shills come on here and inform us new thing is out and it sucks
    >everyone has their jimmies rustled
    >everyone starts making outrage threads because theyre angry and the only way to let out their anger is to make someone else angry
    >it conitnues
    >people hatewash
    >gisney gets paid

    imagine how good things would be if everyone just shutted the frick about about this crap for like a week... imagine the peace
    i genuinely think Cinemaphile should constitute some kinda generals-only rule for the first period of something new coming out

    new cartoon coming out? you get one general about it and thats it
    wanna talk about it? go in the general
    dont wanna talk about it but still wanna spam the catalog with outrage bait? go frick yourself

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not all discussion is outrage marketing, i genuinely like talking about cartoons because i like cartoons even if they arent objectivelly good i can still get enjoyment from them. And not everything is like velma where its tailor made for outrage marketing, Cinemaphile is full of morons who will get triggered by anything nowadays

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Not all discussion is outrage marketing
        most of them are
        >Cinemaphile is full of morons who will get triggered by anything nowadays
        aaand there you go, this is why

        if this was Cinemaphile of 10 years ago i wouldve believed that a thread about [current outrage-inducing thing] can be genuine... nowadays, thats 99.99% likely to not be the case
        nobody is able to have a laugh anymore, they just wanna be mad and make others mad

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >nobody is able to have a laugh anymore, they just wanna be mad and make others mad
          Thats what weaponized autistic politically charged brain rot can do to masses of newbies and cross board spammers. Thanks gamergate

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            ok obvious bait aside
            i think this is a result of the lack of passion we see in todays works
            its true what they say, weve become cynical, nobody wants to be happy about anything anymore, even when we jokes about something shitty we had fun doing it, we made jokes, we made memes
            imagine the memes if something like black spiderman or black mermaid or feminist she-hulk came out a decade ago, it'd be a riot
            now theres none of that, everyone just wants to be upset about something

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >imagine the memes if something like black spiderman or black mermaid or feminist she-hulk came out a decade ago, it'd be a riot
              >now theres none of that, everyone just wants to be upset about something
              I agree people get that dopamine from being angry now which just makes them cyclically depressed and why we have so many people going postal now

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                can those of us who actually have some joy left in us agree to start bringing back that old 4chins spirit of laughing at this crap?

                the only funny gag ive seen about the Black mermaid on here is pic rel
                less seething more lolz

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Agreed, black little mermaid was rife with meme potential it is very disappointing how little jokes people actually made at its expense

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >read it in her voice
                nice

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                thats the most unfunny unoriginal shit ive seen here

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                No humor

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Besides the usual Genndy stuff, CN is literal wasteland and nobody gives a shit from Nickelodeon since Greenblatt exposed them out, Netflix hasn't made anything worth it since axing it's animation department.

    Literally as much we hate it, Disney is pumping animation on the TV side, also:

    >offended for a literal babies show (Ariel)

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not OP but being a baby show doesnt omit something from being hated on. For instance i fricking despise cartoonito existing at all and want it erased

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >t. autism

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because Gravity Falls left such an impression on 2012-2015, which could be considered "peak fandom" years. Star vs The Forces of Evil as well.
    People have been following whatever slop Disney puts out thinking it'll give them the same fandom enjoyment as previous shows.

    ERA 1 : Gravity Falls , Star Vs
    ERA 2 : Owl House, Amphibia
    ERA 3 : Molly McGee , Hailey's On It

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Owl house was the last truely decent disney show and now after it got cancelled we are just watching disneys sloppy seconds because like someone else has pointed out no other channel is doing anything better. I used to like the loud house but now its just fricking lincolns shit friend group. Cartoon network is literal preschooler shite now and while they are supposed to get invincible fight girl and a new season of gumball soon as of this moment its literal garbage. The best show disney has now is big city sneeds and thats ending next year or so.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Artist?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Dont know sorry

          >t. autism

          Cartoon network doesnt belong having all of its cartoon slots wasted on literal baby shit. Now instead of having several good cartoon series on at once and in its place we get more preschool crap for shitting toddlers who belong watching nick jr instead and for CN block we just get gumball reruns and more TTG filler. I have every goddamn right to be angry over the state of the network

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Proof?

        • 11 months ago
          The "Happy is Gert's Daughter" Anon

          There is NO WAY Disney is ending Big CIty Sneeds, less so considering its getting a movie AND a fourth season. At best its ending after a fifth season.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Surprisingly that they never announced any new info or updates on BCG tv film. Hopefully some events like SDCC, NYCC or D23expo will reveal some news about it, maybe an actual trailer and a release date. Plus with new stuff that Disney planned/planning to release, it's best to end it on good note/terms than allowing it to continue and turn into shit.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    CN and Nick don't have cartoons

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's nothing on Nickelodeon and Cartoon Network right now so DTVA cartoons are basically the only seasonal TV cartoons to talk about.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    CN is a dead channel. Nick just spams Redditbob and Proto-Primos... why wouldn't I want to watch Hailey's On It? It's simple plot of "complete a checklist" is a much more fun ride so far than this year's Genndyslop which has been a confusing incoherent mess.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hailey's On It is just Disney mashing up all their previous cartoons into shitty mystery meat.
      You only watch the show because you can fap to the main character, not due to the show writing being any engaging at all.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >because you can fap
        Anon go five seconds without thinking about another user's dick challenge

        I've found the interactions between the characters to be the biggest charm so far. Hailey in particular is great with just about every cast member she interacts with, even her enemy, so its been giving me early SvTFOE vibes which I like. My only fear is like with Star they ruin her.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Calling TLH Proto-Primos is like calling KITT KARR 2.0.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    3 of these shows aren't even out yet

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Haileys on it and kiff are out

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      3 of them are worth discussing either

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because that's the only American network (currently) making cartoons as of late. Aside from Adult Swim, what does CN has to offer? What does Nick have to bring to the table?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It boggles my mind how cartoon network has barely any currently running cartoons. The only ones i can think of are we baby bears and TTG which they dont even make but import from warner bros animation division

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's no other cartoons to talk about. Cartoon Network? All they got is We Baby Bears and TTG. Nickelodoen? SpongeBob, and The Loud House. Disney's the only network right now making new shows instead of soley putting out content for old IP's. And so far every new thing out of CN and Nickelodeon has been shit, while Disney's cartoons at least have been tolerable.

    • 11 months ago
      The "Happy is Gert's Daughter" Anon

      All of them look boring, are rehashes of already known stuff, the new pilots won't come out for a while and the Warner Discovery merger cancelled internally a lot of Projects.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What about 'Craig of the Creek'?

      • 11 months ago
        The "Happy is Gert's Daughter" Anon

        That has pretty much ended, Production has finished and the Spinoff still does not have a release date IIRC.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    dicky power.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What mouse?

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mousecucks will consoom anything with the Brand™ on it. Anything without the Brand™ is may as well not exist, unless it's perceived as a threat to Papa Mickey's bottom line. They're the ideal consoomers, the perfect NPCs.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I finally got around to checking out the mickey mouse shorts they’ve been putting out since 2013 and I feel that everyone has been sleeping on them.
    Gorgeous backgrounds, great cinematography, funny jokes, deep cuts to theatrical shorts from the golden age. These should have been way more popular and it’s sad that they’re going to stop making them.

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I see no mice

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    shills

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