Why is Barbie more discussed on here than Oppenheimer? The fact supposed grown men
went to see Barbie is proof the West is dead
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Why is Barbie more discussed on here than Oppenheimer? The fact supposed grown men
It's just a movie
What is cinema snob doin?
Oppenheimer was borderline boring
Oppenheimer is a feminist nothingburger for women
Barbie is a sensation and the most important film of the year
every corner of the internet is infested with ladyboys
I didn't give money to either of those pieces of shit
Why would Asuka want to see a movie about a israelite?
Bro her girlfriend is israeli.
I saw Barbie and it was way better than I thought it'd be but I'm still kind of embarrassed that I saw fricking Barbie. But Noah Baumbach half made it so if I'm gay he is too, and he's married, so he can't be.
Baumbach/Gerwig is accepted kino so don't feel bad.
there's nothing to discuss about oppie. it's just another overwrought midwit-core from that hack nolan. being a biopic makes it even less notable. barbie is funny, complex, challenging, and open to interpretation. it overall tone and message also seem deeply mean spirited and transgressive, which is also quite unusual for a mainstream foo-foo movie about a toy. it's just a more interesting movie in almost every way.
This, Oppenheimer is just another bog-standard Hollywood biopic. Oh no I wonder what will happen, will the bombs drop? Will they drop the bomb? Will the bomb destroy the earth? who gives a shit my god like what I'm meant to feel conflicted about the guy who invented the atomic bomb? because he cried and quoted some indian comic book? that's like a serial killer pissing himself on death row and quoting "the little prince" and all of a sudden you feel bad for him like cmon what a hack
Think again. Teller and General Groves alone are nearby and fascinating figures.
Barbie is disgusting degenerate propaganda and far worse since its existence damages society and its a movie that will attract little girls.
Nolan took a risk with Tenet and he got fricked by covid mandates. He will never make a movie like that again out of fear. With the success of this trash hes going back to making long winded boring period pieces about war. His time gimmick doesn't work in these settings. Just give me another tenet you bastard go even weirder with 0 exposition.
Why is Brad Jones there?
Was ask if that was him, or Walter White.
oppenheimer was beat to death before it opened
Nolan is a hack for pseudo intellectual redditors who browser/okaybuddycinephile and he hasn't made a passable movie since 2010
I am not going to see either of these movies but if ou think one is better than the other i hate to tell you but you've been slop-pilled and you're eating directly out of the trashcan rn
>am not going to see either of these movies but if ou think one is better than the other i hate to tell you but you've been slop-pilled and you're eating directly out of the trashcan rn
This
>Nolan is a hack for pseudo intellectual redditors
I would agree but he made tenet. Tenet proved he gives 0 shits about his dumb audience.
>Why is Barbie more discussed on here than Oppenheimer?
Maybe because place is Reddit infested? I haven't seen Barbie so I haven't talked to anyone about it. I'm also the only oldgay left on Cinemaphile and everyone else is a new person that I don't like. I'll be filtering threads full of the people in this thread now, whoever they are.
Nah, 09' here, and OP is a gay as always
I think you mean '09 because those are the last two digits of the year. Thanks for confirming that I'm justified in having the rest of the board missing if you're here.
>the le meme that's been rode into the ground
>another ragebait article about race casting
>sex scene
What else is there to discuss that I'm missing
Are you talking about Oppenheimer? Explain to me why you think Robert chose Kitty over Jean.
So do you want to discuss the 2023 movie or do you want to discuss nuclear physicist robert oppenheimer
Excellent question despite the fact that we're on a TV and Film board. Reply after I hide your post. I have really important filtering to do.
The fact that that guy is considered to be fit to portray Ken bothers me a lot more than the lack of male discourse about nuclear weapons here or anywhere else: His face is frozen almost permanently in a punchable expression.
They picked ryan becasue men and women like him and hes safe. I agree he plays Ken ironically. Why does he do this? He did the same shit in Lalaland. Anytime he does something mainstream he phones it in.
our boy caused mass seethe by making this female power fantasy film, about him instead
>400 views
I can't believe you took a picture of some nobody's comment. If I saw this dicksucking homosexual on Twitter, I'd block him and I'd never be able to read his garbage again. I'll fricking go now to block him because I have nothing better to do anyway. I guess the screenshot wasn't pointless.
Look what I just did to this Black person. What kind of disgusting person would write
>you ugly ass men are not kenough
Is it a woman? I don't give a frick because he or she is blocked.
Look at his little narrow eyes, slight eyebrows, and borderline matronly head. My grandma wants to fly jets too, but she's not going to make it.
so much for acceptance and body positivity
I always liked Baumbach/Gerwig
The Squid and the Whale
Frances Ha
Are genuinely good and heartelt movies. Them going mainstream and suceeding is good. Im tired of all the constant edginess/irony in movies, thinking that is deep.
Watch more movies and cinema
I have, for American indie movies they are good,. Bigger budget doesn't mean necessarily better. Most French New Wave filmakers started out the same, simple stories with a direct message.
Both are israelite propaganda movies. The viral marketing involved putting the two terrible unwatchable movies against eachother so that all the ''epic memers'' pick sides and go see these movies like those moronic zoomers who advertised movies for free by going to watch bad movies in suits ''ironically''
Oppenheimer fell off a bit because Nolan used white actors to play israelites while feminists are praising Barbie for being anti-male and pro-troony. Barbie is more overtly subversive so they pump more marketing into that one.
I AM KEEEENOUUUGH
i saw barbie twice by myself and i'm a grown man. it feels pretty good to not be insecure about the entertainment i enjoy.
Have you seen Oppenheimer? The fact that you posted is proof of your insecurity but I don't think you're able to see that.
i have zero interest in oppenheimer
You have zero interest in Oppenheimer and I have zero interest in Barbie so I guess we'd only ever meet in garbage threads like this.
>watching terrible goy propaganda because you're so insecure about your manliness you have to watch kid's toys movies to prove how man you are
stay mad
>i'm a grown man
Many trannies are, some are still kids tho yeah...
>meanwhile Rei is at home watching pirated anime alone.
based
Rey is reading books you barbarian.
>goyslop defending a commie because he's also a israelite
Vs
>absolute kendom
Both of them were alright, barbies plasticity was spiritually draining at times but ken clutched up and made it into an odyssean tale
Asuka would want to see barbie and drag shinjo with her. Dumb frick.
Oppenheimer was pretty good actually. I got no desire or intent to go see Barbie.
I'd really like a GF like Asuka so we could watch kino's and take walks together
they are normalgays tourists that got brainwashed by WB half a billion marketing
>Cinemaphile
>grown men
I haven't seen either of them but it's obvious there's just not anything to talk about when it comes to Oppenheimer, it's just a movie.
Barbie seems to have some things worth talking about at least.
What's there to talk about about Oppenheimer?
There's as much to talk about as there was for The Imitation Game or your 100th American documentary on "geniuses who also act like buttholes occasionally" (architects, musicians, engineers, physicists, chemists, actors, etc.), except this time the moral quandary is put center stage, is related to killing people, and pits consequentialist and principle-based moral frameworks against each other more obviously for normies to see than other movies.
that's nice but I still won't see either of them
>3 hour slogfest with signature Nolan melodrama with deafeningly loud scenes interspersed
Or
>fun, colorful movie that you can sit back and enjoy but still deep enough to spark discussion over serious societal topics
Tough choice
I'm not watching a movie about some mong who built a bomb, and got upset when it was dropped on people. I know how it ends, anyway.
haha! this so funny! i hecking love when a serious product launches at the same as a funny one, remember doom and animal crossing? hilarious
>muh bomb
Who cares, we already know the ending. Boring movie that serves no purpose other than Oscar baiting
>The fact supposed grown men went to see Barbie is proof the West is dead
The fact that you care about what other people do with their lives is sad.
it's bait m8. learn to spot it
Oppenheimer is kind of boring all things considered, especially the last hour, the fact that the test wasn't the best scene hurt the movie, the stomping/rally scene was more impressive. Haven't seen Barbie.
Asuka is more of a Joker girl
Who is the cowboy guy in the top row?
I haven't seen the movie but it looks like Ken.
Huh, looks like I will watch that movie afterall.
You can watch it if you want. I don't want to see it. I watched Oppenheimer instead.
I'll wait till they have a torrent online.
That's what I did with Oppenheimer; I waited for something of decent quality.