>literally a show about European nobility whipping a bunch of blacks to death What the frick, I thought you of all people would love this.
Why is Castlevania Nocturne so unpopular on here?
>literally a show about European nobility whipping a bunch of blacks to death What the frick, I thought you of all people would love this.
Cringe dialogue. There are no good writers left in Hollywood.
Leftist trash raping the material it's based on.
Watch Vanitas instead. It's not perfect either but way better than fedora tipper's Castlehivania.
Doesn't that also have gay shit?
No. My first impression was it would be some gay shit but the the slightly brown guy and the main character don't do any of that. The main character in fact gets a 10/10 gf.
Allright, worth a shot then. I'll report back in like an hour if the thread is still up.
You know what? Yeah, this fricks. No pozz trash, decent fight scenes and the 19th century Paris backdrop is exremely comfy. Thanks for the recommendation, man.
Sounds good, let e know if it has the typical anime cliffhanger ending, if not, I'll watch it too.
>a show about a boss queen laquisha overshadowing the protagonist
>nigress vampire with pink hair
>feather indian have gay sex with some brown knight?
Stfu stop shilling this gay show
a show about European nobility whipping a bunch of blacks to death What the frick, I thought you of all people would love this.
wtf does that have to do with Castlevania?
Whips?
It's nignog trash
reminder israeliteflix deleted this tweet LMAO
Why does a strong black female scare yall so bad? This is some white male fragility fr
they don't scare us we just don't care and never will
pot meet kettle
btw the artist is black
makes it even funnier
We just think you're ugly and stupid.
After awhile we want to watch something other than Animal Planet
Black person.
>Official Castlevania Nocturne Account: "Belmonts suck! Watch the new slop we made for you ahaha also we hate the fans"
>A few minutes later: "w-why is no one watching??? we put gay sex in it again!"
>Official Castlevania Nocturne Account
Oh God I didn't catch that at first kek why do they hate their audience? These people are mentally sick.
>frick frick frickity frick motherfricker b***h ass
Why should I feel bad about these "writers" going hungry again?
>is that... Millenial writing... IN MY FRENCH REVOLUTION PERIOD PIECE!?!?!
>IS THAT HECKING SOMEONE NOT LIKING GOYSLOP?!!
why the frick is there so many blacks in my european fantasy
Didn't you hear? Europe was always full of Blacks, Asians, Middle Easterners, Native Americans, Pacific Islanders, etc
no there fricking wasn't
at best, you'd find that kind of diversity in the biggest naval ports but you wouldn't find it anywhere inland
Stfu whitey this is true and my grandaddy was there. Why whitey always be white washing history
what the frick
I want to redirect you to the hit song "We were here from the begining". Btw Stonehenge was done by Black
Genuinely, remember this, these people intend to hold power over you someday, and if they ever do they will make you suffer. That's what ALL of this is about.
yup. south africa en masse for everybody
that's what they want
I mean he's not wrong. Maria completely mogs Richter in Rondo of Blood and Carrie is way better than Reinhardt.
Anime is for trannies. This board is for television and film. You homosexuals should go to Cinemaphile or Cinemaphile
dogshit writing and completely changed characters/story
I don't care how many blacks are getting whipped you change the characters and story I'm not watching (or reactivating my subscription)
All netflix shills go to hell when they die.
I actually enjoyed the first show despite its flaws, thought I absolutely hated what they did with Death. Is Nocturne really that much worse? Will I hate it even if I enjoyed the original show for what it was? I'm already disappointed that it clearly isn't even loosely based on Rondo of Blood or SoTN
>Is Nocturne really that much worse?
You tell me.
This alone means nothing to me without context. I'm not inherently offended by it making the clergy the bad guys or it making callbacks to ancient slavery. Is the entire plot of the show SLAVERYBAD?
The original story had nothing to do with slavery, the caribbean or african gods, so you tell me
Again, that's besides the point. I've already accepted that Nocturne is not adapting Rondo of Blood or SoTN just like the original show had little to do with Castlevania 3 beyond a poorly adapted 1st season. How does the show stand on its own? I don't care if it has the things you talked about, it can still be interesting, but is it?
No it's shit. Literally zero good characters. Belmont is a extremely uninteresting, doesn't even come close to Trevor. They tried to shove some strong women characters into the show, but they are not even close to Sypha's "burning the face off of vampires" level or Carmilla/Lenore etc. There were no quality dialogues, no witty one liners in tense situations, just endless rambling about Black folk being slaves. It's also really really gay
Trevor was a rude drunken butthole. I'm glad we got a Belmont who's a good guy, as is canon.
>Christianity is totally fake and everything supernatural can be explained by science.
>But ooga books African ancestral beliefs are totally real and valid
Atheists are incapable of writing a good horror story because they're only reference for good and evil is "the current thing".
You didn't care about the source material on the first place, you only act like you care now.
this homie needs to be thrown feet first into an industrial meat grinder.
>Castlevania show
>Dracula is not the bad guy
>there is no Dracula castle either
>bunch of Black folk in 18th century wigs
if its not about simon belmont defeating various creatures im not interested
the closest vanitas got to pozzed crap was the mystery blue vampire calling itself vanitas' father even though it's clearly a woman but even then, that's just IRL trannies trying to rub off on the story and claim it for conquered territory like they did castlevania
Gay
Bitchy black women will destroy the world
>they finally make a collaboration with the western audience using Japanese IPs
>in the worst timeline possible
I have always liked anime but i've found the writing in most anime just bizarre and juvenile along with how there is almost 0 compelling cinematography in many of them. I hated "japanese" humour and other trivial aspects featured in anime. I have long wished for anime to advance by incorporating some western ideals. But i have never though this politically garbage would reach to this much scale. This is truly the worst timeline because we can easily get some cool anime inspired shows made in the west but the west is so pozzed that there is no point in that anymore. Such a cursed timeline.
serves you right for being one of those morons who wanted to have their cake and eat it too
>anime is good! but it needs to get rid of X,Y,Z thing which is problematic...
morons like you make me sympathize with the people who say anime should have never made it big in the west, and should've stayed a hidden market like french BDs
Shut the frick up, you moronic ironic weeb. If it wasn't for the gay pozzed garbage being pushed then things wouldn't be as bad.
eat shit you frothing chevron gas station toilet plunger, morons like you held the door open for the gay pozzed garbage when you started ripping anime for "MUH PROBLEMATIC JAPANESE TROPES"
the nips are going to enjoy gatekeeping the frick out of morons like you when your companies can no longer claim to be profitable, because daddy fink isn't footing the bill, and then at that point you'll go back to your ridiculous satanic panic ways
>imagine being this much of a wienergobbling moetard zoomer you think as if western media was always pozzed like how it is nowadays
>"Y-YOU SAID WESTERN MEDIA WAS ALWAYS POZZED!"
not what i said
you're a peon compared to me, you want anime to be "better" whatever that means to a mindless CONS00Ming homosexual like you, ditching what often makes the anime good in the first place, target audience be damned
i want anime to be better, and am perfectly fine with how they got to the dance, and want japan to stay japan "trivial aspects" and all
frick you and your foe-skepticism
>weebBlack person acting like he is of high status
Shut the frick up you cretin. You are nothing but a overweight lardass blob barely functioning as a human being. Literally didn't read what you posted at all.
>resorted to using the term "weebBlack person" unironically
kek
i hit a nerve from the get go but whew
You wanted western garbage where it didn't belong, so eat it up.
It's unpopular on reddit too showing you how much they fricked up
i managed to watch the first couple seasons when i was bored. it was not good, stuff i had in the background and looked at when fightscenes occured.
this new season is actually insulting. the dialogue actively hurts, i closed it the millisecond that opera singer started to wail.
I liked it, but it has problems.
>How I'd do it
I have two base variants.
>1:
It's not about Richter, but an OC Belmont, his girlfriend is black, basically Netflixvania Anette.
This would appease the wokedience, and wouldn't antagonize the purists, but people would be disappointed to not see Richter, Juste, Simon and whatever.
>2:
Still following the basic thing they did, but at fix some pacing and world issues.
Anette gets her magic more from afro-caribbean religion, rather than like yoruba african religion. Catholicism will be less foreign to it, it'll be more a mixed bag for her.
Probably no flashback episode, maybe a flashback scene, and mostly save that for conversations with Richter instead.
Richter doesn't go solo for so much.
Anette is less antagonistic, or she gets corrected at least. Trauma competitions are dumb, but they happen, so at least the character should be called on their bullshit eventually.
Anette assists in Richter getting his magic back, the comeback can still be the same, but there's more buildup.
Juste helps Anette expand her own magic as well, those three can have some scenes together.
Save Drolta's black barbie design for later castlevania imho.
Olrox is cool, but don't try to make him too sympathetic, he's still a monster.
Less lightskin singing.
Not sure what I'd do with the church, priest and bathory when if I were to do minor adjustments.
My slim hope is that a prominent black character in Nocturne allows them to do a prequel that is more true to the setting of like 11th century france with Leon, so I still think that's fine.
its nothing like the source material
Sex with Julia Belmont btw
I have no idea