Why is chat noir hotter than ladybug?

Why is chat noir hotter than ladybug?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    femboi bussy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's a twink, you uncultured swine

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        technically he's a sentimonster

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          On a scale of 1-10 how mad would you guys be if Adrien never finds out he's a sentimonster?

          and then how mad would you be if he didn't, but Marinette somehow did and doesn't tell him?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            He isn't one

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              he literally is.

              https://i.imgur.com/uIkCrvI.jpg

              Why is chat noir hotter than ladybug?

              He's literally perfect because he was created by a magic spell.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Nope

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                yep, stop being in denial moron

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            i'd less be mad and moreso just laugh because i REALLY want to see how they'd stretch her not telling him that in a positive way for her. like how the hell could they make her seem reasonable or sympathetic at all for doing that

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Telling him he's a soulless abomination of magic might hurt his feelings and/or cause him to have second thoughts about every sentimonster we kill, so I'll just keep this a secret, what's one more lie between friends after all?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, it's not a good look for her no matter how they spin it.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            What evidence is there that Adrien is a Sentimonster?
            On a scale of 1-10, how mad would the "Adrien is a Sentimonster" theorists get if it is revealed that Adrien is not a Sentimonster?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              it's either adrien or felix, either way i don't really care which one.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              There's a lot of little things, off the top of my head

              >His mother "died" from overusing the broken Peawiener Miraculous, and creating Sentimonsters is the whole point of it. What else would she create and risk her life to do so?
              >in the Luka episode where everyone hit by an Akuma turned into what their dreamed of being as a child, Adrien just became himself because the only thing he cared about was being what his parents wanted
              >Gabriel gave Natalie the Ring when he thought he was sending Adrien away
              >Felix's few appearances have been focused on stealing the family Rings or the Peawiener Miraculous, he knows what they can do. The Peawiener was the only one he cared about when he could have had the whole box

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Given how people on this board rage about Chloe not getting her redemption or Marinette being a stuck up do-gooder, the rage would probably be a five. Mostly from the autists who love a good conspiracy theory.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >sentimonsters are as human as they are created to be (Ladybug senti)
              >human senti can do their own thing if their amok is not used to control them and basically be indistinguishable from a normal human (Ladybug senti)
              >sentimonsters can use a miraculous (Nino senti becoming Carapace)
              >Asstruck said on twitter that CN's suit protected him from his cataclysm in Miraculer, which is a huge duh considering LB and CN get thrown through walls and shit
              >those with the peawiener miraculous can only sense amoks, not sentis (Feast, also Nathalie probably knows Adrien's a sentimonster given she knows everything else)

              >the painting of Emilie is a referencing to a painting of Adele Bloch Bauer, who was childless after miscarriages and a stillborn, then went into a coma and died
              >Gabriel giving her the peawiener, asking her if she was ready and then romantically picking her up like they were about to frick to make a baby?? (Evolution)

              >Adrien allergic to feathers
              >Adrien needing magic to remember as a kid he wanted to be whatever his parents wanted him to be (Wishmaker)
              >the statue shown throughout season 4 of a angel boy holding two rings with Adrien having the angel wings for a commercial
              >Felix even more obviously being a sentimonster and being aware of it (probably due to his dad telling him before he died?)
              >Adrien becoming docile in Mega leech and Ephemeral after they bring attention to Gabriel's ring
              >Felix pretending to become docile (as he was pretending to be Adrien) when Nathalie, who had the ring at that point, gave him a command in Risk

              Then there's little shit from season 1 that would've just been normal things to say had the show gotten cancelled (but take on new meaning with the intro of sentis), like Gabriel calling him flawless, perfect, and "not like everybody else" and pic related

              >On a scale of 1-10, how mad would the "Adrien is a Sentimonster" theorists get if it is revealed that Adrien is not a Sentimonster?
              0, That would be hilarious

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                even more obviously being a sentimonster
                This. Didn't Gabe/his senti threaten to literally snap Felix out of existence?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                even more obviously being a sentimonster
                This. Didn't Gabe/his senti threaten to literally snap Felix out of existence?

                Forgot to add
                >when Adrien tries to talk back to his father it's like some kind of invisible force is stopping him

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                My new favorite are the end cards. Pretty sure in at least one or two of them Adrien is positioned next to a peawiener featherand the one for Multiplication was Gabriel and Adrien in front of a ring lmao.

                even more obviously being a sentimonster
                This. Didn't Gabe/his senti threaten to literally snap Felix out of existence?

                Yes. The denialists thought it was Gabriel just being a rich butthole saying he was gonna ruin his life.

                If you actually watch the show in order, there were small little hints that you could overlook throughout season one and two, but after the Sentibug episode, they've been making the foreshadowing as unsubtle as possible. The Felix episode being called Felix was the last hint you could call subtle, as all the episode names had been akumatizations and sentimonsters up until season five and Felix was clearly the antagonist so still easy to overlook. Once the Gabriel episode came out and pretty much told us Felix was a sentimonster they pretty much told us the next episode, Mega Leech, that Adrien was a sentimonster too.
                It is funny how so much of the drama of theory could've been avoided had the Gabriel episode not been one of last ones out.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              one of the ambassadors saying he is one and that she's known since season 2 lol

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >and then how mad would you be if he didn't, but Marinette somehow did and doesn't tell him?
            same amount of mad as with the gabriel=hawkmoth thing: completely depends on how they have marinette justify not telling him.
            which isn't really that hard, just have LB threaten HM to tell adrien because obviously he deserves to know but HM manages to convince her with facts and logic it's better for adrien if he doesn't know. also have marinette feel bad about keeping this secret and constantly worry if it's the right thing to do.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              So, this is a bit of a tangent, but considering that we know GabeA and Hawk Moth are the same person, I have to question something. Why would someone like Gabe think that LARPing as a Silver Age supervillain is the best way to flush out the two artefacts he needs to make his wish? Could he not just, you know, make a superhero or something, and do some sort of long con?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                to quote an anon a few threads ago: because there would be no show

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Because Gabriel is a theatric lunatic with zero self-conttol.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    because you're gay

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Appreciating male bodies doesnt mean youregay. Im so sick of you insecure straight chuds assuming what does and does not make you gay when you're allegedly not even gay. It doesnt make me any less straight if I eant to run my hands over his muscles or see how firm his buttocks are. And so what if I accidentally cop a feel on his dick. We're both guys, no need to make it weird.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It’s not gay if I’m self inserting as Marinette

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        holy fricking based

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        what if I'm self-inserting as adrien

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          that's called a power fantasy sexual power that is

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Miraculous is nowhere near as good as Yin Yang Yo

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why does this homie got breasts?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Are your eyes ok?
      He has perfectly normal pectorals.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >not the femboy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Thats literally a child

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        they're all the same age

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        "literally a child"
        to be fair, the AOC is 15 in france and im sure theyre all around 14/15

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He reminds me of pic related

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ngl, my years long interest in him went up in flames when he finally got his shirtless scene, why is Adrien just a flat canvas with 2 pepperoni slices. So ugly and bland, were all the lean muscles, are CG animators and designers this incompetent ?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's a 15 year old twink they're giving us what we wanted

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, these models really don't look like they were ever designed to be viewed without clothes. Which I guess is understandable but it does mean they have some weird proportions the few times we do see them without a shirt or with shorts.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        bugaboo will always look good

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I thought Buginette was the nickname?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            cat noir doesn't know her name is marinette

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Hey, don't mess with me. I've been watching the FR dub of the show, which I must remind you is the original language track, and I distinctly remember Chat Noir's nickname for Ladybug being "Buginette". Are you going to tell me my ears are playing tricks on me?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                i've only watched the english so anything is possible

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Oh, I see. Maybe they changed the script to make it more sensible for English-speaking audiences.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >original language track
                But aren't the lips synched to the English dub?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The original script is french. Then translated/localized to english and lip synched to english dub.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    is anyone in the show not hotter then ladybug?

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    loose blond twink in latex. I rest my case, your honor.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >"how do you plea?"
      >"based"

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Twinks are for being topped by buff dudes, tomboys and/or dick-girls.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why does Gabriel getting his wish actually matter again?
    Even if he has to destroy the current world they live in and recreate it, the only functional difference would be that Emily is alive now. He doesn't literally want to rule the world.

    I know Adrien and Marinette don't know that, but still.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because we don't know the ripple effects that saving Emilie would have

      Without Ladybug and Chat existing maybe all the people they've saved wouldn't have survived, sometimes they save people unrelated to Hawkmoth attacks
      And without Ladybug stopping Feast and using Miraculous Ladybug, the entire order of Monks wouldn't have come bacm

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Twinks are always better than girls

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      thats not a twink but youre in the right ballpark
      thats otter or whatever they call it these days

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Its a twunk, and this thread needs more of him

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      me on the right (background)

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    because you are a fricking homosexual.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Watch Asstruck reveal that nobody is a Sentimonster and that he jerked everybody along on fake hints because he thought he was being clever.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      And then in the live panel where he defends his decision, he suddenly poofs out of existence, because he was actually Zag's sentimonster all along, yes?

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Was made to be very magical girl influenced by the people who animated Precure. That genre tends to have cute girls, but hot or bishounen men to satisfy the female audience.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What do you think he smells like?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ask plagg. but beware, you may not like the answer

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