Why is every half way decent film so overhyped these days?

Why is every half way decent film so overhyped these days? People were acting like this was the second coming of horror but its merely a good movie, nothing outstanding. Are the zoomers really this starved for great films, that they deem anything that isnt complete garbage to be amazing 9/10 kino?

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Are the zoomers really this starved for great films
    Unironically yes. Millenials and zoomers don't know how to write, their books and scripts are bad, they read like tumblr posts. That's the perfect time to jump in anons, the bar is so low that anything slightly good will make you rich and famous. You can also steal from old movies since they probably didn't watch them.

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    People will repeat every word that their favorite youtuber says
    >Into the Wokeverse is not woke because is not woke
    >Disney is Woke, Sony doesnt
    >TLOU2 is not woke, you are the problem

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Are the zoomers really this starved for great films
    Yeah, I mean you could almost feel sorry for zoomers. Have you looked at the release schedule? There's barely anything original coming out. Almost no bit titles that are not either remake, sequel/prequel or part of some frachise

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, you answered your own rhetorical question correctly

    Late Night was a passable straight-to-VHS quality movie, which means it's Oscar worthy by modern standards

    Because they gave an Oscar to Guillermo Del Toro's Fish Fricker

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >People were acting like this was the second coming of horror but its merely a good movie
    It's because 90% of horror movies fricking suck so when a "merely good film" comes out in the genre it's a huge deal.
    Of the 6 horror films released so far this year, there's 1 good one, 1 decent one, the rest go from bad to unwatchable shit.

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why does Cinemaphile hate this film so much? Is there a black person in it or something?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      No, they forgot to make anyone black or gay, making the movie unforgivable

      There was a Mexican dude and the MC is technically half Iranian and everyone else was an Australian subhuman though

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Not enough jumpscares. Black folk here think Blumhouse is peak and enjoy slop like Night Swim or Fantasy Island.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It seemed promising but the writing was weak and so a lot of anons are bitter

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Active shill campaign. Every third thread was about this zero hype borefest full of nobodies. It's blatant.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >full of nobodies
        GOOOOOD!! im so tired of watching films with boomers who yell at the screen everytime they recognize an actor from one of their shitty tv shows or whatever
        >OH WOW WOW I RECOGNIZE HE WAS IN XXYZYZY WOW I HECKIN LOVE THIS MOVIE NOW BECAUSE I RECOGNIZE PEOPLE!!!!

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >im
          Black person detected. Post discarded.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      reddit hates this movie bc like its been mentioned it dare to use AI so they boycotted it

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Reddit is seething because of like 2 AI images that were used and started a hate campaign against the movie. OP is probably a redditBlack person as well.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >anyone who doesn't like the movie I'm shilling is REDDIT
        OK, Adolf. Sure...

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          what makes it bad

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            The fanbase, for one.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Personally I was really disappointed because it got so hyped up here. People were acting like I was in for a return to great horror movies. The trailer was also pretty good for it.
      Turns out it's a 6/10 at best. Good acting from most, great premise, but the main "villain" couldn't act for shit and it fell to pieces at the end.

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    its just astroturf and more and more people are getting in on it

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    As you said, OP, the film is good, so why shouldn't people say it's good? Saying that isn't overhyping it.

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    this one doesnt have black peeps as main protags. stuckman didnt review it bc of muh artists ai is bs etc

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >defends Madame Web
      >gets pissed at 2 seconds of AI art

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Intro was good, build up was cool, climax was not the best the CGI lightning looked bad. When the film stopped being shot like a traditional talk show is when it plummeted.

    6/10

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >the intro was good
      Can’t take anything you said seriously after that, the intro was absolute shit.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, I really didn't like the CG pyrotechnics at the end. It made the climax feel like the Ghostbusters were about to come in any minute.

      All they needed was to shake the camera, have the lighting go crazy, and maybe have some bulbs explode in a shower of sparks or something. That would have been chaotic enough.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, I really didn't like the CG pyrotechnics at the end. It made the climax feel like the Ghostbusters were about to come in any minute.

      All they needed was to shake the camera, have the lighting go crazy, and maybe have some bulbs explode in a shower of sparks or something. That would have been chaotic enough.

      CG was supposed to look like 70s effects for obvious reasons.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Then they failed miserably, because no effects in the 70s looked like that.

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Because the industry has been a steaming plate of shit sludge with a garnish of degenerate marxist propaganda for so long that merely being competent is like finding an oasis in the desert.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Ah, so you only like it because you're a dumb chud with poorgay parents. Got it.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry to offend, comrade. I too think that children should be legally allowed to get their genitals mutilated.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          And now we know you're the devil and your thoughts and opinions are wrong. Just like every other dumb chud with no soul.

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Just watched civil war and fell asleep 3 fricking times, i really wanted them to reveal that not Trump released a moron gas that affected everyonne in america cause boy what a shit fricking movie.

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >JUMPSCARE BAD

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Meme arrows are for losers, just so you know.

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >THERE'S AI ALL OVER THIS in the cutaways that show up for 1 second twice
    >edit
    >edit 2
    >womp womp

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >NOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE AI BUMPERINOS!
    >THEY SHOULD'VE BEEN HANDCRAFTED BY A SEVERELY UNDERPAID ARTIST INSTEAD OF BEING EASILY GENERATED IN SECONDS BY ANOTHER EMPLOYEE

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    homies be crying at AI but then sóyface over 100% CG slop like marvel

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >NOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE AI BUMPERINOS!
      >THEY SHOULD'VE BEEN HANDCRAFTED BY A SEVERELY UNDERPAID ARTIST INSTEAD OF BEING EASILY GENERATED IN SECONDS BY ANOTHER EMPLOYEE

      rofl. ima watch dis shit now, sounds hella sick

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    At least it wasn't woke and had a white cast

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    This shit was mid/boring. I hate movies that take place in the same setting the entire time.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I don't its cool if they can keep it interesting and 12 angry men was solid

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