Why is everyone mad at Tom Holland's gay sex scene? It was going to happen sooner or later.

Why is everyone mad at Tom Holland's gay sex scene? It was going to happen sooner or later. It's a canon event for all Peter Parkers, after all.

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    every Spiderman fan I've met was a closeted homosexual or a normal homosexual. Makes a lot of sense now

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      And you're just a moronic homosexual. Everyone ends up being a homosexual.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Spider Man is one of the most popular pop culture characters around though. Are you saying you are surrounded by homosexuals?

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was always pro-LBGT anyway so it doesn't really matter.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bait.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        But it's true, I don't dislike homosexuals and pedos like you.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well, I do.

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    all i know is that the code hays was the best thing to ever happen to american art, and it's a damned shame that it got left behind so violently

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Some things are better left unsaid and merely implied. Sex scenes are good example of this whether they are gay or straight we don’t really need to see someone have fake sex on camera.

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mad
    disgusted and ashamed*

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that it's canon a young Peter Parker was raped by a family friend.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Some comic rag did a diagram of all of Peter's b***hes and they quietly included Skip

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't there another Spider-Man comic about a female babysitter who tries to molest a little boy?

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't the character Tom playing a rape victim who becomes a rapist himself? Gay activists are celebrating that?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >gays in charge of morality
      And the sky is blue.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Benedict Cumberbatch (his co-star in the MCU) has played gay like 5 times. He's like a gay rapist cowboy in one. He's gay cryptographer in another. Pretty sure he's been a gay dude in other stuff. He was non-binary in Zoolander.

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    actors today still have to pretend to be straight. he decided to be himself for once and everyone is disgusted by it, including him.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the whole premise of the Crowded Room is that Tom Holland's character has split personalities that help to protect him
    >2 distinct personalities go to get gaped by different black men
    Wtf, how is this protecting him?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >2 distinct personalities go to get gaped by different black men
      Double the pleasure.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      one of the personalities is a prankster and he left a note on the fridge saying "if your butthole hurts go ask tyrone about it"

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >letting yourself get fricked by a Black person as a joke
        Kinda based, if you ask me.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Tom Holland's character has split personalities that help to protect him
      wow, is this true?
      that is straight out of real MKULTRA stuff, dissociative identity disorder created by trauma/abuse
      spiderman, no

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >white guy dates the latest black darling irl
    >oy vey better make him gay in his movies

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I am sure Holland is gay and Zendaya is his beard. An ugly one, but still one.

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nearly all actors are homosexuals

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because it's a fricking Black who does this, it's political

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    SPIDER-MAN
    SPIDER-MAN
    THROATS A DICK AS DEEP HE CAN
    BBC, BREAKING BUCK
    FORMERLY CHUCK'S SUCK AND FRICK
    LOOK OUT
    HERE CUMS THE SPIDER-MAN

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bravo

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      he even hyphenated spider-man,
      we're standing on gigantic shoulders

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    @187620753
    Cringe contrarian

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    And he sacrificed his career.

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