Why is German Cinema so unpopular outside of Germany? The Scandinavians are much better at exporting their movies and shows
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Why is German Cinema so unpopular outside of Germany?
Its not though, Fassbinder, Wenders, Herzog, the list goes on
Go on then
Fassbender grew up in Ireland, he only went to Germany during summers and he got his break in London
I'm talking about Rainer Werner Fassbinder the director, not Michael the actor
These are known around the world (and not that much to average audiences either) because they're arthouse directors who got their work shown at various film festivals. Most countries around the world only have directors like that known elsewhere, normie slop for domestic consumption doesn't usually travel. With America it's different because of Hollywood, and all the mainstream garbage gets released around the world because of its cultural domination
Do g*rms really eat that slop?
grim
for me it's Brathering
The Räucherlachs. Give it to me.
Bleghh! Gross. Absolutely disgusting. I'll take the Brathering.
Räucherlachs and Stremellachs might be good
I've been watching Babylon Berlin recently, very kino.
Based Anon.
Lis Liv Fries is pretty hot, I'm glad she's cool with being naked often lmao
Coomerism aside, Weimarer Republik era Berlin is a great setting that should be used more
>Art Deco
>Nazis and Commies brawling
>Swinger Girls
>Berlin architecture before it was bombed to shit
>Expressionist Cinema references everywhere
>Boobs
>Crazy German doctor therapist bizarro experiments
hell yeah I love this show
Not a fan of fish, but I once ate fried herring fillets in vinegar brine and they were delicious, so either Bratroller ir Brathering for me.
I made a great salmon salad yesterday, that would be great for Christmas. Baked salmon with chili and orange on a bed of spinach, with small chunks orange and candied pecans with a touch of cinnamon.
That sounds fantastic, you are probably a very good cook
I'm pretty decent. I make mistakes still, and not just on things that I haven't made before. Lots of things to learn still.
Nothing about this resembles a salmon salad, what the frick did you do?
The frick is this burned hunk of shit?
Nah just ribbing you bro, cooking is an amazing skill to have and that hunk of meat is activating my caveman brain nicely, I bet it tasted delicious. You'll get plenty of nice women to stick around if you show you can cook a decent meal. Even if you just cook for yourself, putting the time in and indulging in the fruits of your labour even all alone is strangely therapeutic and makes any meal taste better.
>You'll get plenty of nice women to stick around if you show you can cook a decent meal
Don't listen to this anon, I learned to cook so I could get a gf and I ended up with a fat mexican girl who I literally could not break up with because she liked my food so much. She would come to my house at 2AM demanding I make her something to eat and screamed at me from my lawn until I relented.
The fischfrikadelle and raucherlachs look good
Seelachs-Ei looks good, nice source of protein with the salmon and eggs
Not television
from the thumbnail i thogut the one at bottom left was a gun in a bun
What's the difference between seelachs and seelachs-ei?
The latter has hard boiled eggs
Ei = Eggs
Lachs = Salmon
Seelachs-Ei = eggs & salmon
The only German films I've seen are Nosferatu, Aguirre the Wrath of God, Fitzcarraldo, Cobra Verde and Das Boot
I only liked Das Boot including the miniseries
Aguirre in particular is the most miserable film I've ever seen, its existence is offensive to me
You should watch Downfall/Der Untergang. It's where the Hitler in the Bunker meme came from, but the movie is genuinely fantastic.
Oh yeah I've seen that, I liked it a lot
It was a 9.5/10 film for me as someone who is an Eastern Front enthusiast
Also The Lives of Others was good
snibben snabben gimme the krabben
Speaking of Germany I’m in German 101 right now, I really love the cute cartoon videos they give me to watch!
>Emo representation
This plague is worse than any group of minorities, trannies, feminists or lefties. Im telling you gentlemen, there IS A STORM COMING, LIKE NONE OF YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN! AND NOT A ONE OF YOU IS PREPARED FOR IT!
I want the lizard sandwich
I recall The White Ribbon being good, but its been over a decade since I saw it so a bit hard to remember.
I saw 2 Hitler movies made in Germany.
This is why Germany NEEDS immigrants.
>implying they don’t
>krabben
ja i vill eat ze bugs
you got worked by the israelites and now are importing turks at a mile a minute, if you can't have pride in yourselves why would you have pride in your cinema?
This image is why I only ate McDonalds while visiting Germany, horrific food.
OP's pic is immigrant food. Everyone knows that Germany's national cuisine is Turkish.
It's not even a joke anymore tbh, your average German will genuinely be eating more Kebab in this day and age than they would eat spätzle or something
I.....IS THAT A BLATHERING? NO IM GOING INSANE HELP ME Black personMAN!!!
Es ist Bismarck-Krabben-Lachs für mich, brudis.
Ihr?
speak human
oooh for me it's stremellachs yes please yum yum just like mum
i like the scene from inglorious basterds where fassblaster is talking about german film in his funny accent haha its funny 🙂