star wars fans showing their IQ >how can it be ripped off if yoda existed first!
because the director is saying the character design of baby yoda was the ripoff... and it looks basically nothing like the original yoda either in terms of animation (puppet vs. CGI) or general appearance. and just like gizmo baby yoda is a blatant, blatant attempt to overwhelm the audience with cuteness
What if they eat on an airplane but cross a time zone? What if one has something in his teeth he accidentally swallows? What if they throw up a little in their mouth but swallow it? Does eating their own shit count since they technically already ate it?
well, a troony from sexless to female. other gremlins (in the first movie) perved upon women so shifted more male.
also the brain gremlin in the first movie pinged my gaydar. like - it was also male but would rather be on Broadway.
At the time (I saw it on VCR many many times) I thought to myself "hey it's Miss Piggy the Gremlin". I might have said it out loud.
Bugs Bunny in drag was another cultural touchstone.
>Gremlins is a huge hit >WB beg Joe Dante to come back and do another one >He says no >PLEASE JOE >Dante agrees only with the condition that he's allowed to do whatever the frick he wants >SURE JOE SURE WHATEVER YOU WANT >batshit insane kino ensues
Similar thing happened with Tim Burton and Batman Returns
He was tamed. The Chinese old man literally said that Billy wasn't ready for a Mogwai and was an irresponsible owner. You just got to raise and train them for a long time.
I thought that was implying Billy would get him wet etc and break one of the rules. But yes there's absolutely behavioral stuff which addressed. Like teaching him to watch TV. Eye yah
The biology of the shapeshifting alien bounty hunters was more interesting than the Critters themselves.
They must be genderless because the other one acts like his girlfriend got killed.
I mean, some of them were chill before they transformed. Childish and mischievous maybe but I don't remember this getting heinous or dangerous until they transformed. And it seems like each generation got worse.
I guess it's like they're copies and lose their moral resolution. Gizmo is more of an original than them and maybe inherently very original. In addition to all the behavioral conditioning etc of course.
Why don't people still do practical effects when my brain is literally 10x more willing to believe this and appreciate the hard work that goes into this than any garbage shat out on a computer?
how come theres no efforts in place to reboot these movies?
i think with the MSheU crashing and burning it may be time for kreature kinos to make a comeback
critters lay eggs and in the second one they didn't hatch until 2 years later and then there end up being like 200 of them even though there were only like a dozen eggs
Only one in a thousand Mogwai retain their innocence and kindness
He has a human fetish and wants to frick human women
Gizmo is obviously a pedo homosexual.
Probably the same reason why he was the only Mogwai at the beginning of the first film.
Because he wouldn't be there if he wasn't.
the chink shop owner castrated him
>don't feed him after midnight
Gizmo refuses to eat after midnight.
When is exactly after midnight?? Like is 6am okay? That's after midnight too what the frick
Obviously after sun rises
I don't know why this is so hard for people to understand.
Between midnight and dawn when evil spirits are most powerful.
dude shut up. poking holes in their mythology attracts them like flies
what is gremlins 2?
What is your point?
>knowing when night becomes morning is "mythology"
Atheist moron lmao
*ding*
What a rip off of Baby Yogurt.
star wars fans showing their IQ
>how can it be ripped off if yoda existed first!
because the director is saying the character design of baby yoda was the ripoff... and it looks basically nothing like the original yoda either in terms of animation (puppet vs. CGI) or general appearance. and just like gizmo baby yoda is a blatant, blatant attempt to overwhelm the audience with cuteness
The mannerisms of lil homie are basically gizmo. I wonder if Disney bought a bunch of surplus furbee dolls and reskinned them as yee
Baby yogurt
You made me laugh pretty good. Im serious
>baby yogurt
Ludicrous post
>Baby Yogurt
MOICHANDIZING!
He cute
What if they eat on an airplane but cross a time zone? What if one has something in his teeth he accidentally swallows? What if they throw up a little in their mouth but swallow it? Does eating their own shit count since they technically already ate it?
>literally Gremlins 2 script
Did Daffy eat Marla’s shit?
Remember that scene where Marla takes off her shoe and rubs her foot on Billy's dick?
I wish Marla was my loose switch femdom boss
Yes. I'm reasonably sure I got my taste for redheads from Marla and Janine from the ghostbusters cartoon.
>no Moana from who’s the boss
He's furry.
Imagine fricking Greta the Gremlin. She kinda cute when she smiles
Shit, that's fricking Picardo.
Watched Gremlins 2 all the time as a kid and didn't realize later upon watching VOY.
He was in a bunch of Joe Dante movies like he plays the cowboy assassin in Innerspace.
he's in nearly every joe dante film
Quite possibly one of the most disgusting movie ending of all time in my opinion.
Did she make it to the lobby for the conclusion?
I think she was spared.
So it's safe to assume that she and Forster are living in the suburbs now with their ugly children.
no, asac schrader probably blew it's head off after they found them together
would
Literally a troony. YWNBAG
well, a troony from sexless to female. other gremlins (in the first movie) perved upon women so shifted more male.
also the brain gremlin in the first movie pinged my gaydar. like - it was also male but would rather be on Broadway.
>SECOND movie
my apologies. derrrp.
CIVILIZATION!
lmao joe dante calls this the lgbt gremlin
At the time (I saw it on VCR many many times) I thought to myself "hey it's Miss Piggy the Gremlin". I might have said it out loud.
Bugs Bunny in drag was another cultural touchstone.
was this scene necessary for the plot?
Of course it was.
joe dante got to do whatever he wanted, of course the huge musical number is necessary
How did Gremlins 2 become so kino?
>Gremlins is a huge hit
>WB beg Joe Dante to come back and do another one
>He says no
>PLEASE JOE
>Dante agrees only with the condition that he's allowed to do whatever the frick he wants
>SURE JOE SURE WHATEVER YOU WANT
>batshit insane kino ensues
Similar thing happened with Tim Burton and Batman Returns
Why did they memory hole Give My Regards to Broad Street?
>gremlins
>ghostbusters
>give my regards to broadstreet
poor paul never stood a chance
>be Banana Peele
>get angry about the integrity of Gremlins being tarnished by a sequel
hahahaha
A shame she didn't dangle
now that would be true kino
He was tamed. The Chinese old man literally said that Billy wasn't ready for a Mogwai and was an irresponsible owner. You just got to raise and train them for a long time.
I thought that was implying Billy would get him wet etc and break one of the rules. But yes there's absolutely behavioral stuff which addressed. Like teaching him to watch TV. Eye yah
Long ass webm, thx.
Imagine how gay and israeli the eventual reboot is gonna be.
Critters 🙂
Alien blonde lady with big breasts
My first crush
The biology of the shapeshifting alien bounty hunters was more interesting than the Critters themselves.
They must be genderless because the other one acts like his girlfriend got killed.
I love how in the actual lore Critters are basically intelligent and space-faring.
How did I not remember one turning into a lightning elemental?
Idk, it's kind of key to the ending
For some reason I just remembered it as standard electrocution rather than being a gremlin lightning elemental.
we'll find out when the animated series debuts later this year
I mean, some of them were chill before they transformed. Childish and mischievous maybe but I don't remember this getting heinous or dangerous until they transformed. And it seems like each generation got worse.
See
I guess it's like they're copies and lose their moral resolution. Gizmo is more of an original than them and maybe inherently very original. In addition to all the behavioral conditioning etc of course.
cause hes white
Why don't people still do practical effects when my brain is literally 10x more willing to believe this and appreciate the hard work that goes into this than any garbage shat out on a computer?
A combination is the best. I don't have any examples to post, no.
Better question, why is such a kind Mogwai such a shit parent that has nothing but evil children?
Just now realized that's a callback to Gremlins 1
There's only one soul to go around?
>the acid throwing gremlin is brown
accurate
He isn't. Watch the second one.
Named my pet snake Gizmo.
I named my cat stripe
Cinemaphile is a gremlins board
how come theres no efforts in place to reboot these movies?
i think with the MSheU crashing and burning it may be time for kreature kinos to make a comeback
warner bros doesnt know what to do with them
he wrote the first episode of the mogwai cartoon that airs later this year
small soldiers is kind of like gremlins 3, and the hole has some gremlin like elements
Dante needs to make Gremlins 3 before he croaks.
Or Small Soldiers 2.
I just don't see how you top Gremlins 2.
Some might be too friendly.
I am conflicted
I think the eating thing is way more controllable than them breeding by getting wet.
What do they drink?
>What do they drink?
semen
I liked these two, such good friends doing everything together
I love this lil homie so much you wouldn't believe
It's like an allegory for something
You don't even know what an allegory is, do you?
Do you?
No. But I'm not the one trying to use it in a sentence
>You will never get to see a Gremlins vs Critters war crossover movie.
Critters are much more ferocious, but Gremlins are a lot more cunning.
Reproduction speed may be an important factor.
>B plot star-crossed romance between a critter and a gremlin.
Which one of the two reproduces faster?
critters lay eggs and in the second one they didn't hatch until 2 years later and then there end up being like 200 of them even though there were only like a dozen eggs
So Gremlins have them beat hard. They just have to find a swimming pool and then green zerg rush.
sounds like ur mom. one night, and she's got and entire basketball league.
"Bye Bye, Woof-woof!"
Seriously, what a little homosexual. I should slap the shit out of him.
cuz he was the only White one.