why is he in so many shitty movies?

why is he in so many shitty movies?

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shame and The Killer are kino

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Killer is fricking shit

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    he's havin fun

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Prometheus and Alien Covenant are kino

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      nah he is good in them, but the movies are otherwise shit
      the only good scenes are with David

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked it.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Birnam Wood comes to Dunsinane in the form of ash and flame
      Unironically one of the greatest film adaptations of Macbeth.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >all hail Macbeth

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Getting into small shitty movies is a kino strategy.

    star in a big hyped up movie and it flops everyone will laugh at you, Hollywood drops you and you'll be back wage slaving.

    Or star in a small movie and if it flops no one will bat an eye, no one will blame you instead blame the indie writing team and the best part you get easy paychecks without ruining your reputation.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      he did headline a "big" movie and it flopped hard.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hey esl real humans are talking here

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        LOL what the frick is Brad Pitt doing? He looks moronic

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I cannot remember a single thing about this movie. I don't even remember hating it, just that it felt edited out of order or some shit.
        That being said, I won't ever forget THAT scene.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      he did headline a "big" movie and it flopped hard.

      Peak Fassy was very hot, but he's aging like milk.

      hes never been in a single good - not great, just good - movie.

      Tell me you got buck broken by him without telling me you got buck broken by him.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was his Macbeth any good or A24slop?

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He likes working.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Difference here is that I would have fricked my hot sister then and there if she were playful like that

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        He clearly wanted to.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          He let illusions of society badmouth sisterfricking hold him back, I did the same thing once and regret it ever since.
          She'll never be as wild and horny ever again.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sorry to hear that.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              It is what it is, I was 17 and she was 15, we were both naked fooling around in this bathhouse like room.
              She was going at my groin and I had to use a bucket to hide my hard-on.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    A Dangerous Method with Sarah Gadon is his best kino.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Seek professional help.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sarah Gadon has such an elegant patrician neck.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    frank is kino

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked it.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    gets offered shit roles that don't pay well BUT allow him to travel and sleep his way through the town they're filming at

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    THe movies he is in have a good premise.
    All of them.
    They have a garbage execution.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      How were all his movies with Steve McQueen badly executed?

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because he's handsome and I would have sex with him.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick off queer

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Peak Fassy was very hot, but he's aging like milk.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        What cold-turkeying Black pussy does to a mf

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think he's had a very strong career

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Better than 99% of the industry, yeah. He just failed to establish an A-list status.

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    hes never been in a single good - not great, just good - movie.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Utter bullshit. Hunger, Shame, 12 Years a Slave (until the Brad Pitt part) and Macbeth were all great.

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i liked the counselor

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      meh.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        we need more webms from it

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      it was fine. not sure why Cinemaphile hates it, other than muh late state Scott

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Never seen him in a movie I disliked. Frank is probably my favourite.

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