Why is his comedy so fricking awful?

Why is his comedy so fricking awful?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Fear Factor guy does comedy?

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Steroids

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Look at his face. 100% deranged.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. Comedy comes from saying deranged shit as a joke, not sincerely.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Get out of here Joe, nobody outside of Texas finds you funny

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          frick joe rogan

          This. Joe Rogan is such an obvious alt right grifter snake now

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Comedy comes from saying deranged

        Not 'as a joke'. Truth is ugly and Reason is a prostitute. You lead the audience down bent lines of reasoning to make them aware of them and show them the perverse result, and vice versa.

        Joe Rogan isn't funny because a 4'9'' midget of the Book is orders of magnitude more insecure than your average Theatre Kid gay in comedy. Eddie Murphy, Richard Pryor - even Robin Williams on the out edge - you have to be a stud and not give a frick. The rest is secular confessional therapese cringe and soliciting the most basic AM I RIGHT low hanging fruit pandering with live action blogging/tweeting. A profound manlet with the additional world-historic baggage of RipDick Tribe is a recipe for a Gordian Knot of neuroses that can only manifest as the most basic, puerile, infantile stool humping psycho-sexual perversity: laugh AT ME, not the world whose dress I'm lifting for inspection. Comedy is dead and it should stay dead-- if it takes comedy to periodically put this zombie horse back out to pasture with a bullet to the dome, so be it. But this kind of shit is as bad as live action television news.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't listen to his comedy. I'd listen to what he had to say. and that's what no one did.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Obviously due to his head injuries.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's not naturally funny and being funny isn't something that can be attained with practice.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Basically this. Being genuinely, outstandingly funny is a gift. Most guys think that because people laugh at them sometimes out of social obligation that they are funny. It's like thinking you're a good singer because you sort of sound like it in your head. If you are genuinely funny, or a good singer, you will have had people telling you it constantly all your life.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      no, he's actually a naturally funny guy. he doesn't strike me as someone that ever practiced, he's just a confident guy who was probably class clown and went for it.
      someone like Steven Wright is a WAY better comic, but he's not naturally like that, he created an act and you can tell he spends a huge percentage of his life in his own head coming up with his jokes
      so I disagree partially

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You just haven't yelled loud enough my friend. Also, have you ever tried humping a stool?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        > humping a stool
        >having sex with literal shit

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

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    because he doesn't understand comedy as seen here. good example of him trying to fit in.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >haha! I get it!
      >doesn't get it

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      why is this guy talking like this
      he is about to break out into a
      >mmmmyeeaa seeee, look here copper
      any minute

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's his voice

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          damn, and people listen to hours of that?
          i guess i just dont really understand how people listen to any podcasts, but that guy's voice is pretty laughable

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            He's the funniest man on the internet.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >cringe criticizing cringe
      How can you watch this shit?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >How can you watch this shit?
        Because he's funny and has a heart of gold. He's, by far, the funniest guy I've ever listened to. Give it a year.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >haha! I get it!
      >doesn't get it

      Lmao I’ve fricking knew it, on every Protect our Parks Mark very subtlety shits on Joe

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bald men repulse me. And I'm a guy.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's a stool fricker

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because he's not very funny.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Why is his comedy so fricking awful?

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate how he does a weird little Mitch Hedberg voice in his standup. I notice it every time and it's so fricking sad

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mitch Hedberg impressions/ripoffs are my biggest pet peeve too dude. I see those every now and then on Kill Tony while hate-watching.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    WTF are you talking about?

    LICK THAT ASS, OR YOU DON'T GET NO CASH!

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Perhaps some of the 100+ pills, powders and oils he ingests on a daily basis inhibit his wit.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How dare you, a CIVILIAN, criticise his CRAFT, i bet you have never KILLED at a show

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    you'll laugh or else

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cast him his biopic

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, I don't think I will

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Dude, imagine Brock Lesnar fricking you in the ass, OOOOOOOOOOOUGH OUUUUGH BROCK SMASH

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      great joke about joe rogan but not a great joe rogan joke

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He and Dane Cook perform what I describe as ‘cocaine humor’

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just listen'd to him for the first time in years. It was his Kid Rock interview. It was funny because he spent the first two full hours being pretty reasonable and professional. But then they got a couple beers in and he unleashed his inner dumbrofrick. Like where he starts explaining how things work and gets weirdly sanctimonious and is no longer listening to the other person but on his soapbox saying just the lamest midwittiest opinions with passionate intensity. Kid Rock did a pretty good job handling it actually but it was refreshing to see that side of Joe again.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      One of my bros is like this. He's a really cool and fun guy, but once he drinks too much he becomes literally insufferable. Constantly repeats himself, talks way too loud, interrupts everyone to repeat himself AGAIN, makes up shit and gets overly aggressive. This has led to him getting his ass kicked by strangers several times already and we also left him alone at places because of it. We told him countless times about this, and now it's at a point where people actually don't want to hang out with him anymore. I feel bad for him, but honestly have my own problems to worry about so there's nothing I can really do.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I feel bad for him, but honestly have my own problems to worry about so there's nothing I can really do.
        Some people choose their own misery. Yes, it sucks but after a certain point it's better for your own sake to emotionally detach yourself from them.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Learned this shit the hard way with a junky friend. Knew him since high school. Tried to help again and again and again and again, just to be shat on every single time.

          Dude stood in the middle of the night in front of my door crying like a little girl and handed me a baggy with stuff and said it's his last and he doesn't want it anymore and want to change his life, but he can't because he needs money for bills that he can't pay, but if I would help him he'd go to therapy the next day. Gave him $700, which was a TON of money for me at the time. Learned like a week ago that he bought speed/meth from that. Haven't heard from him in years now, sometimes wonder if he's even still alive. Shit's gay.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Learned like a week ago that he bought speed/meth from that.
            *learned like a week later

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            A lesson was learned. Junkies are the best at lying

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Constantly repeats himself, talks way too loud, interrupts everyone to repeat himself AGAIN
        Early dementia signs

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everything about him is terrible. He was the jannetty to doug stanhope

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    His older stuff is good

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  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This episode is so funny in hindsight. Josh Dubin is a fricking fraud.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lmao i uaed to live in the bronx. Shit is hilarious

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because he isn't good at any one thing when it comes to comedy, and has no real skills related to the field. Some of the best comedians IMO have a niche that they are very successful at. It could be doing impersonations, it could be story-telling, it could be noticing funny everyday events that the audience can relate to, etc. Rogan can do none of these things. He is just energetic and forced his way into becoming a comic, in the same way a weightlifter forces himself to eat and hit new PRs.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rogan is great at impressions

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Rogan is great at impressions
        Holy shit no.
        Kys reddit

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Name one (1) good current stand up act.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i liked nick mullens yt one
      maybe if you listened to cumtown all these years you've heard the material before, but it was funny to me

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Idris Elba

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Brendon Walsh

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      louis ck
      shane gillis
      frankie boyle
      kevin bridges
      james acaster
      and people will seethe but nick mullen and stavros halkias have good specials out

      norm macdonald and sean lock would be on this list as they were active and hilarious until their recent deaths, but i dont think dead people count as "current" acts so i leave them as honourable mentions, RIP

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >louis ck
        not good
        >shane gillis
        god no he's hack
        >frankie boyle
        lit who
        >kevin bridges
        lit who
        >james acaster
        lol no
        >nick mullen
        he's closer to funny nice job you got one almost
        >stavros
        holy moron alert

        shocked you like shane 'bbc slurper' gillis tbh.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          bitter moron alert

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nope. I'm not bitter, these comics are hack. Louis used to be good, now he's hack. You're low IQ or easily amused.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              its hilarious when insecure pseuds like you get this far up their own arse about fricking comedy of all things. if you want to tug one out over smugly refining your palette or whatever get into wine tasting, dont shit up comedy with that pretentious masturbation

              You insulted me so I don't feel like cluing you in. You'll find him eventually.

              >gets his feelings hurt this easily
              youve never been to a comedy show in your life, opinion discarded

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >if you want to tug one out over smugly refining your palette or whatever get into wine tasting, dont shit up comedy with that pretentious masturbation
                You don't understand comedy. I'm not pretentious at all, but you listed a bunch of hack comics. Not my fault dude. I'd clue you in no problem but you have a nasty attitude. Work on that. ;^)

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >gets his feelings hurt this easily
                Why would I share information with an anon who lashed out at me because I don't like his comedians? You sound upset. A little kindness goes a long way, anon.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          who do you think is a good comic then you joyless frick?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            You insulted me so I don't feel like cluing you in. You'll find him eventually.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            he's a poltard, his sole purpose here is to cry out his insecurities and undermine anyone that isn't overtly racist

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'm a poltard because I don't like certain comics. That's hilarious.

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    link?
    never seen nor checked out his comedy specials or stand ups

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just don't.

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >So the other day I see this monkey
    >I go OOOO OOOO AHHH AHHH
    >AND THEN he tares my fricking arms off

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    joe rogan is half black half mexican, that's why he's short and looks brown

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Joe Rogan is just half.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        he's a browncel

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    frick joe rogan

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >stool fricking, if it's the right bit, can be funny. but it has to be a real comic with a real reason to frick that stool.

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    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      When he said that bit I almost died. He was like a little turtle going back into his shell.

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who is the un-funniest out of Rogan, Schaub, Kreitscher, etc.?

    Hard to choose between Rogan or Schaub being lamest.

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    he takes a half decent idea and then drives it completely into the ground. probably something to do with idolizing dice or being from new jersey where he mistakes being brash for nuance.

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw you get 3v1'd and come out on top
    High IQ posters ww@???

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    99% of standup comedy is fricking awful. Welcome to the "artform."

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Standup comedy is outdated vaudeville garbage. The same 5 setups and punchlines over and over.

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