i have a bunch im pretty sure its from hittin my head really hard on shit. like those suvs where the back goes up but not really high. frick that hurts when you hit it
I actually have a minor version of this on the back of my head. I never even knew about it it until I shaved my head and people were like "you missed some spots" but it was just the lines on the rear dome area. It's kind of weird, but I guess I'm a mutant so whatever.
He regularly "bladed" (cut his head with razorblades) during wrestling matches so that the audience would think the other guy was hurting him really badly.
No Abdullah the Butcher (and probably New Jack) could do it because they both had cutis verticis gyrata. Moxley blades every day and he can't.
KWAB
Wrestlers blade with tiny razor blades, not with fricking kitchen knives
This is definitely someone's fetish
No this is.
He looks like a Mexican at my local Paradiso restaurant.
>more nachos, poor favor, andales muchnachos!
Gay mexican hooters?
Nta but you shpuld visit an ojos locos some day. Like an r-rated hooters full of hispanics
Steroids. I like him though.
Does she do porn?
>she
ill help you since no one else will
>sushiibabie
That HAS to cause back pain.
Maybe for you
This is how it's going down. You're going to give me her name. RIGHT FRICKING NOW
Alright alright calm down it's Izzy Wilde
>This is how it's going down. You're going to give me her name. RIGHT FRICKING NOW
>visiting the meth park of twitter
>tattoos
it's so over bros
It's called cutis verticis gyrata. And the cause? Take a guess.
Safe and effective.
vaxjew
have sex
>causes are unknown
>Never learned from Occam's Razor
Funny how you might deny how silly an answer is until it becomes the only possible one.
Wikipedia says it's unknown.
>the simplest explanation is my uneducated baseless assumption and if you smdisagree with it then, well frankly, you are moronic
what is it anon?
*draws gun*
I said, take a guess.
roids. And you apparently have them
yeah hemorrhoids
Aww geez mister I don’t wanna take a guess I ain’t got no trouble with you I’m just a simple farmer sir
roids?
>inflammatory
>tissue expansion
Roids
>cutis verticis gyrata
Don't google image search that shit.
I was just about to. Thanks for the tip, bro.
Holy shit
>Just be yourself bro
holy shit is that a ferengi?
The frick is this alien shit
Cutis Verticis Gyrata. But like, real bad.
they put balloons under the skin so that they can inflate them and scare people
>cease and desist for Copyright infringement
lmao
He absorbed too much knowledge in school
kek all those replies made me laugh like a moron, but that must suck.
And just when he thought fate couldn't be any worse, he gets acne and it scars his face.
Wait, they did this on purpose??? WHY.
Extra skin so they can cut away a huge chunk of the scalp and stitch the rest back together
It expands the skin so they can wrap it around to places that need skin. I know a woman that lost most of her face in an accident and she had a si
…similar procedure.
I hate this stupid ipad
ipadgay
what a nightmare.
the things people have to suffer through in this life...how can there be a God?
there is a god he just doesnt care
Padme?
The fact that there's still hair somehow makes it worse
Ill never b***h about my rugged scalp ever again, i got off lucky.
That's not very cutis.
nothing i just combed over pinpointed a cause
too many rig moments?
Skull started to shrink when he fullout embraced progressive liberalism. Has to do with brain size I believe.
I love when republicans say dumb shit to show how dumb they are
Felt called out, huh?
>TFW so smart your brain creases push through your skull
He regularly cut his head for theatric bleeds as part of his wrestling career. Source: my ass
They don't blade all the way up their scalp. I'd guess it's caused by shaving. Hairlets taking the L again.
They can and do, go look at Abdulla the Butcher. He could fit quarters in his head.
Isn't that something that only affects black peope?
Leprosy
roids and sun damage
some bulky guys just get it anyway
It's genetic, almost everyone has some folds like that, but he has a lot of them.
it's cutis verticis gyrata from the misuse of anabolic steriods
I got it too, it's just an unlucky genetic thing
scalp cellulitis
Frickin I am Groot lookin ass
That's what happens when your brain becomes smooth, your scalp wrinkles.
Nice
BBC in his rectum caused the head wrinkles. Batista is gay as frick but it’s 2023 and that it is totally ok!!!!!!!!! Yea!!!!!!!!!!
I saw a balding dude the other day with this shit on his head and remembered these Batista threads. The dude was skinny as frick so it isn’t roids
i have a bunch im pretty sure its from hittin my head really hard on shit. like those suvs where the back goes up but not really high. frick that hurts when you hit it
I'll never b***h about balding again. I'll just buzz it and wear a hat.
I'd fricking kill myself if my head looked like this.
You can cosplay as a supervillain. Probably get laid at cons that way.
>at cons
They won't let me in, I wear deodorant.
imagine how good it feels to scratch
Big Brain Energy aka Yakubism
>in a perfect world, men like me would not exist
>but this is not a perfect world
it comes from eating the bugs
Are those his piss jars?
Yes, the bugs eat his waste, then he eats the bugs. It's the Circle of Life
THIS IS NOW A KNOCK AT THE CABIN THREAD
TELL US YOUR THOUGHTS ON THE FILM OR ELSE
They pussied out.
How so?
It's his worry lines from trying to hide his homosexuality
Started working out at the library
Looks like my balls on a cold day
But God is real yo
Pssst, anon.
Make a 9th gate thread
My ISP is range banned from thread making.
He has HIV from getting his shit stabbed constantly.
Repeated chair shots.
The biggest, hardest thinks.
Browsing Cinemaphile after 3AM.
he was conceived via IVF but they accidentally used a cell from his dad's ballbag instead of a sperm
Pfizer head, poor guy. No refunds though.
haha naaaahhhh it wasnt the vaxx
"Biker's helmet," it happens when you wear your bike helmet too much. Same deal as gamer dent.
stay litty Cinemaphile
It's called Scrotal Head.
His brain is too big for for his skull from race-mixing.
I actually have a minor version of this on the back of my head. I never even knew about it it until I shaved my head and people were like "you missed some spots" but it was just the lines on the rear dome area. It's kind of weird, but I guess I'm a mutant so whatever.
He was scalped by a Comanche and they used his scrotum to replace it. They had to stretch it with a machine because it shrunk so much from roid use.
He regularly "bladed" (cut his head with razorblades) during wrestling matches so that the audience would think the other guy was hurting him really badly.
It's this. People who did it often enough can hold coins in their scars.
No Abdullah the Butcher (and probably New Jack) could do it because they both had cutis verticis gyrata. Moxley blades every day and he can't.
KWAB
Wrestlers blade with tiny razor blades, not with fricking kitchen knives
They blade their forehead not their scalp
homie looking like a walnut
>Have sex
>Chud
Is this the best their AI can do?
https://www.twitch.tv/blukitsune9/clip/VastMoldyTapirRalpherZ-3bk2CBxjQBfc_igN
It's shrinking
ballsac skin graft
Do they do that for other famous writers too or just him?
Brain expanding