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Why is it like this?

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gotham has chemicals in the water

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      When can we expect the new gay frog villain?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pepe from Cinemaphile? Maybe we'll finally see an episode set in Blackgate instead of Arkham as Batman tries to hunt down the elusive, witty amphibian rapist through its winding tunnels and claustrophobic halls

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      That was part of the Absence's origin.

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    BANE?

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only a man so brave, so tireless, so dedicated to justice would have to face such loathsome and vile villainy. Night and Day, but especially night, he fights the dogged fight against every manner of crook and creep. Who push not just his body but his mind (and also his body) to the absolute extreme.
    Only a man who has trained his whole adult life could possibly take on such powerful adversaries. He, alone. Without anyone who could get hurt, or more importantly get in the way. A man to look up to, who whenever the sign is shown, will go out into the dead of night to face whatever lurks in the shadow.
    A true hero for justice.

    Flashgays will just never understand.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      He is a better man than me cause I would've done things to Baby Dahl that would've made Batman consider lethal methods.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're talking about giving her another shot at the star light while helping her out with her mental problems instead of throwing her into an asylum filled with killers and rapists, right?
        I mean, I dunno if Bats would kill you for that but he would certainly beat you half to death for it.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Alone, except for Alfred, Gordon, Dick, Jason, Tim, Bas, Damian, Cassandra, Stephanie…

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Alone in spirit. All those who have been near him have never been with him, for he can never truly connect to the average man. Stoic and totally without anyone at his side the dark avenger boldly and bravely keeps dozens of open and caring arms at arms length, never truly being able to open up. Ya know, cuz his parents died.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          boohoo homosexual cry me a river

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            ?t=40

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yawn, come back to me when Batman fights a Sinestro-tier villain instead of street jobbers.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >street jobbers
        I'll have you know BATMAN the bravest hero who ever evered only fights threats to the entire world! Very serious and dangerous threats no other hero could ever handle. He's just that good.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Batman and X-men rogues are diverse while following one theme, that's what makes them great.

    Spider-Man and Flash rogue galleries in the other hand are just completely random shit but in the end the writers just end up using the same 10 generic petty criminals with silly costumes robbing banks over and over

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      At least Flash got the excuse of being the "original" one, Spider-Man is mostly a Flash rip off with a few copies of Superman and Batman villains and worldbuilding

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Spider-Man being a flash rip off
        What? Peter's an angry dickhead with a short temper who jeers and sneers at his foes. He's nothing like Wally, Barry or Jay, he has more in common with fricking Guy Gardner man.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Actually Spider-Man rogues do have a theme, and that theme is the hubris of corporations and human greed creating monsters

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        And furries.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        And furries.

        you're both wrong. all of spidey's rogues are based on animals that hunt spiders

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Most spider-man villains are animal themed at least

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Flash doesnt run Gotham and profit off every crime committed to continue embezzling money wsith his crime fighting.

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    whoah it's like they're the villains or something

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was always dumb how Flash's villains are way too nice

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well Flash treats them well. It reflects good on him.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Most are just strong back robbers, not insane people like batman deals with.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Spider-Man villains are just robbers as well but they are way more brutal.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah but they wanna kill Spider-Man because it's actually possible for them. The Rogues are guys with weapons. As strong as those weapons are that they can beat Flash do you really wanna make a guy who can walk at lightspeed hate your guts? No way

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're literally like 60-80 percent "Guy/girl with a cool weapon" and the rest are speedsters who don't usually do the whole play nice thing. Some of them do, but they're comparatively rare. Why wouldn't the rogues give Flash some leeway? He's the superhuman in this scenario, he's the one who could just punch a hole in them if he gets too pissed off. They're almost all not mentally ill or crazy, they just want shit. They take a break when Flash is doing end of world shit, he doesn't turn them into a red smear on the pavement, it's a good system.

      Killer Croc, Poison Ivy, Ra's Al Ghul, even Bane are superhuman if not downright near supernatural, Batman is the one who has to worry Ivy is going to summon a goddamn plant kaiju to eat him, not them worrying if he's going to just say frick it and vibrate them through a wall. Joker is just a crazy person who is also vindictive, of course he's random if he's going to back off, and Two Face did chill the frick out and take it easy on Bats when the earthquake happened. Flash deals with professionals, Batman deals with a circus.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >professionals have standards

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Batman mogs the villains so hard it becomes personal for them.
    I'm guessing the Falsh gives them a fighting chance before getting them medicated.

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Option A: Batman's extremist but human presence attracts likeminded extremist humans to attack him as a way of satisfying their own pathos (Killing Joke; Kings of Fear; Knightfall)
    Option B: Gotham is under a curse of some kind by cthonic forces driving people insane (Serious House; Cityscape; Dark Knight Dark City)
    Option C: Gotham's rampant corruption and crime encourages its disparaged to become violent against the system when they are wronged (Shadow of the Bat; The Man who Laughs; The Cult)

    Flash meanwhile is a good but stable fella. And more importantly he has superpowers. His rogues are crooks smart enough to get around those superpowers, they don't have any reason to hate him and they don't want him to hate them.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      nah but scarecrow is actually right here

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Just let Killer Croc go on a rampage and kill people after he inevitably gets out like I said he would.
        >Then he'll only be validated through the fact he just ripped like 5 cops in half instead of getting his ass kicked by you, meaning he'll definitely feel like he lost and stop doing this thing.
        >By stopping them from killing people you're only encouraging their behavior, better call it quits.
        >I'm a psychiatrist.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Batman: Kings of Fear
          The entire point is that scarecrow is trying to break him from being batman and the miniseries concludes with taking all of those common 'batman is bad' complainers and telling them to shove it up their ass.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I always thought scarecrow was kinda lame
            Stories with him seem to always go something like

            >scarecrow has new and improved fear toxin
            >uses it to cause crazy batman fear sequence
            >batman overpowers the fear toxin through plot armor and punches scarecrow in the face

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Not only that but we’ve already had major DC villains who are the embodiment of fear like Parallax.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah almost all of batman rouges would do what they do regardless of batman existing and batman himself has proven time and time again his presence is more positive then negative. "Batman is the real villain" is lazy bullshit on the same level as "What if good guy become bad guy!!!!1!"

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          frick that was the wrong image

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >wrong image
            Uh huh. Definitely the "wrong" image.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              [...]
              Anon..

              I was trying to post while cooking

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                whatcha cookin

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Beans and bacon with a salad and some pears.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sounds delicious anon, I just made a toasted cheese sandwich with a mug of milk

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                It was very tasty I hope yours was good too

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          frick that was the wrong image

          Anon..

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does Scarecrow really job more notably than the others?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. Plus writers usually can't come up with good fear based stories unlike the aforementioned Kings of Fear which is a great read.

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can anyone recommend me some good Flash kinos? preferably ones that have the Rogues front and center

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dastardly Death of the Rogues

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Flash villains are based frick you

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ai
      frick off

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've never read anything about Flash but his villains look interesting, that caught my attention. The only problem I'm seeing is how is it possible for Flash to lose against them with how fast he is? I'm talking about the rogues, not other speedsters.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're all fairly competent glass cannons who know flash really well. They all go down in one punch if caught out but they all know how to hurt speedsters

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah ive never read them either but I just dont see how a non-speedster villain would ever be able to be threatening to the Flash

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no, reddit said I wasn't the butthole
    Kekked at this harder than I should have.

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