Why is it so difficult for them to make cool Star Wars stuff?

Why is it so difficult for them to make cool Star Wars stuff?

The setting is filled with so much potential, but they keep failing to live up to it. How do they keep focusing on the worst and most boring parts of the lore?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    because it's a franchise fully under the control of clueless people that have never actually "liked" anything their entire life other than money and extremely prosaic real life interests and the mandates they carry out are done so by mindless sycophants that have no taste.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      this
      same can be said for 99.99% of the rest of hollywood
      >t. director chad

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Show your movies

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >well akshully unless you can make a Black person baby you can't say Black folk commit crimes

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          learn to speak to your betters correctly you dygenic sack of trash

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This and also the mindless Disney adults who keep paying to see them so they think they have some kind of audience.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you didn't drop nu wars after tfa, you're part of the problem. Stop making threads, it's really, really pathetic at this point.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      TFA was better than the prequels

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        maybe but it had less soul no doubt

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It didn't even make any sense. Anyone who claims it's better never understood anything about star wars.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        WHAT was better about it?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        As a movie? Sure. But it fricking copied ANH beat for beat. To me that makes it instantly worse. At least the prequels had spirit and the designs and music all came from the right place.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wonder how the sequels would have been received had they continued on the path TFA set up, as in remaking the original trilogy like how TFA was a new hope clone. TFA is honestly still entertaining but hollow as a movie, if the last jedi just kept someone like JJ at the helm and ripped off empire strikes back the sequels would have turned out fine most likely.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >TFA is honestly still entertaining but hollow as a movie
          You probably suck your own wiener

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >whoa lasers and explosions cool
    This was never what was cool about Star Wars

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      ...What do you think it was about?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Driving cars and weird aliens who play jazz

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Space wizards and daddy issues

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >laser sword duels
        >cool space ships
        >exotic alien planets and species
        >space wizards
        Star Wars had such cultural staying power because it implied this vast galaxy teeming with life and adventure beyond what was seen on screen. The EU, licensed video games, and even the prequels capitalized on that and filled in the details with varying degrees of quality, while mostly maintaining a sense of wonder and cohesiveness. Disney star wars has done the opposite and made the setting feel smaller and more trivial.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Every space adventure involves at least one character from the original trilogy to take advantage of maximum nostalgia points. But like you said, this makes the whole universe feel cramped.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      literally that was all that was cool about it. little boys just wanted to see Darth Vader frick people up with a lightsaber. It's not that deep.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Real answer: it takes balls
    Disney has no balls. And its also soulless
    Ask any nerd what they would like to see in a big budget Star Wars movie and you get cool ideas like ancient jedi vs sith wars, military drama with clone/stormtroopers, space horror similar to Alien, whatever
    Disney will never do anything cool with SW because they just play it safe and dumb consoomers still watch their garbage

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you get cool ideas like ancient jedi vs sith wars, military drama with clone/stormtroopers, space horror similar to Alien, whatever
      None of these are cool ideas

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Real answer: it takes balls
      >Disney has no balls. And its also soulless

      This, applies to Marvel to after the buy-out

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love Boba Fett, if they had made a show of him dabbing on different bounties and other hunters week to week with no real overarching story it would've been better than the Mandalorian which really isn't all that great but still

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What did you think about the Boba Fett show?

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because the people currently in charge of the Star Wars movies and films are NOT passionate nerds who fantasize about cool Star Wars stuff.
    They're not the types who imagine tense lightsaber fights or galactic conflicts with John Williams OST playing, they don't understand exactly what it is about jedi or sith that appeals to people, they don't understand the tropes, they don't understand which movies and genres Star Wars harkens to. They're not on that wavelength. They spent their time thinking about what a certain actor would look like in advertisements, whether investors would approve of the cast or not, if a movie's villains and sidekicks and gadgets could result in good toy sales, if the movie's success could leave room for an expanded universe, things like that. They're businessmen, extroverted managers who don't really look at the setting the way a creative would. The maximum extent of an executive's "vision" of Star Wars is whether they can put self-inserts into the story regardless of whether it's a good idea (see KK with all the Reys and Jinns and Bokatans)

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This, sort of. There are people who are capable of actually realizing the potential of a fictional universe, but in the corporate world they are never going to be in charge of those projects. Those spots are reserved for the climbers of the corporate ladders or directors whose expertise is closer to being a wrangler and project manager than an ideas guy.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Using shields

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    money and the acquisition thereof

    to get many monies corporations and their agents cut out any part of art that *might* alienate an audience in a way that diminishes the bottom line

    the endless teat of garbage actively prevents interesting art

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because Star Wars isn’t cool, Disney is shit but the IP has been over since TFA.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because they are sitting on a multibillion dollar IP and are afraid to do anything, so every decision must go through a commitee of corporate suits. The movies are only a very small part of the franchise anyway, they are like 2 hours long commercials to their toys.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The movies are only a very small part of the franchise anyway
      Yeah. Star Wars has almost always had better novels/comics/videogames than mainline movies, and today this is truer than ever before.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The movies are only a very small part of the franchise anyway
      Yeah. Star Wars has almost always had better novels/comics/videogames than mainline movies, and today this is truer than ever before.

      Yeah, I'm sure those globally popular movies that were loved for generations had nothing to do with it.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        They do, but they're often limited by having to be a theme park ride for the whole family. There's parts of the movie clearly made to sell toys, and especially today big budget movies have to be designed by committee in a way that never alienates any type of viewer (to sell as many tickets as possible). But more niche types of media like books or games don't have those limitations, that's why in these types of fictional universes it's usually the side content that is best.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          nu wars isn't even star wars

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nu Wars actions will never be able to top TOR trailers lol

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Damn man, I was just thinking about the original one. Literally NOTHING comes close: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGDBTDnW7d0

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Everyone says "They should make live action KOTOR/Old Republic movies" because of this but it is 100% guranteed the mass choreogrpahy would be TDKR level garbage given how bad Nu Wars lightsaber action scenes has been. They'll remain shit as long as they don't acknowledge people actually like Prequel-style lightsaber fight

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The setting is filled with so much potential
    It doesn’t have any potential, the ‘worldbuilding’—I hate that term but it fits—is awful. Outside the main movies it doesn’t have any appeal, as evidenced by Solo flopping. People only care about the Skywalkers (who are now extinct) and lightsabers. Lucasfilm should of realised this and just made a new main saga movie every three years, and waited five years between trilogies. Moreover, keep an animated (not live action) show running between each trilogy, so lore obsessed people whose entire life is Star Wars get a fix. Also, state that every piece of media outside of movies and tv shows are not canon, which means the EU can still exists. Books and comics are niche and their readership will still consume them even if they aren’t canon. This would of made them more money while keeping the franchise respectable.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the ‘worldbuilding’—I hate that term but it fits—is awful
      40k worldbuilding is awful too and that doesn't stop it

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        40k worldbuilding is literally the best in the fricking genre, what the FRICK are you talking about?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Genuine question: Do you have severe autism? The only people I have ever seen complain about 40k world buildings at massive spergs who cannot form real friendships. I feel bad for you guys.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    If they made a movie about Star Wars, it would bomb.

    Their job is making money, which is why they're making generic sci-fi popcorn flicks for the widest audience imaginable reskinned as a Star Wars movie. That's how you make billions.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      And yet star wars is dead because of stupid homosexuals like you.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >that's how you make billions
      They're literally losing billions you moronic Black person.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because Star Wars is an idealized fantasy, and that can't be written by cynical corporate types like Kennedy and Abrams, or spiteful mutants like Johnson.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Why is it so difficult for them to make cool Star Wars stuff?
    Because it's owned by fricking disney. The company has never made a film over pg13. Why would you expect them to make a compelling story that adults could enjoy?
    Temper your expectations.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The cool factor in Star Wars straight up died when TCW came out, but zoomers aren't ready for that conversation.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      TCW was a massive downgrade from CWMMP but it didn't kill SW. George ignoring EU had been already a thing since the Prequels

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It didn't kill it, but it still carelessly set an example that Disney blindly followed with being blasé about continuity and pretending the EU and its fans don't exist, to name a few.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >a long time ago
    >but still somehow only in an 80 year gap for the entire series of 20+ movies and TV shows
    >and now men are useless and women can do literally anything
    I think the upcoming movies about Rey will make us fall in love again.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    One of disney's biggest mistakes was to treat the empire as equivalent to the nazis,Trump,etc. The Empire was always very popular in the extended universe but Disney can't allow any even gray portrayal of them because it would be like praising MAGA/nazis etc.I think the empire in the sequels could be shown in a similar way to Neo Zeon in Gundam Unicorn.

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The israelites in charge don't think about what's cool to look at or watch. They think non-stop about their politics and can't help make everything about that.

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because it's a franchise that has been riding nothing but nostalgia since Return of the Jedi ended and so they're perpetually afraid of actually moving it in any new direction that isn't some form of prequel or reboot.

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because they hire gays, women, and non-Whites instead of the White males that actually watched and enjoyed Star Wars

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