We have this thread a lot. Blame the government. They destroyed private investment here in lieu of trying to entice foreign productions to shoot here. Now virtually all film funding here is from the government and the people that run the funding bodies are talentless old wine aunts and homosexual boomers.
Punched above their weight from the 70s-00s, average till now and israeliteywood is getting their claws in, they got Disney studios in Sydney after fox buyout and Warner Bros in Brisbane.
Some great directors Peter Weir, Rolf da heer, Alex Proyas, Phil Noyce. Baz Luhrmann even if hes a gay.
Everyone should check out Romulus, My Father and Alvin Purple.
Considering how Albo has been trying to pass the blame for the voice onto the previous administration lately? He knows the game is up and he's trying to duck and cover.
Constitutional referendums are extremely hard to pass, they're designed to be like that. It was a long shot before Sky news managed to turn half the country against it.
Not really possible in our country. Smaller population, compulsory voting, identity and district requirements makes fraud very detectable. Not to say they won't ever try it, but it won't be for this of all things.
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When one party controls the entire system, they can do pretty much whatever they want. These pricks count their own votes, it's as easy as telling a lie.
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AEC controls voting not the government, and no government has the balls to interfere with it. The uproar on both sides would condemn them to opposition for decades.
Yes has like 3x the money of No and are pouring it all into a blitz for the next two weeks. All they need to do is make up the lost ground, No is only like 50% of the vote.
Elon Musk crunched the numbers and discovered that every yes vote sacrifices 1000 babies to Moloch and even a 38% national count of Yes will irreversibly overthrow white government and commit all female citizens to devoting their time to pleasuring Aboriginal penises. This is 100% true even Anthony Mundine admits it.
We do it all the time.
Best war film >Gallipoli
Best Giant animal movie >Rogue
Best regular sized animal movie >Babe
Best post apocalypse films >Mad Max
Best surreal bush homosexual film >Wake in Fright
Best science fiction >Farscape (tv show and half American so kind of cheating)
And we've got competitors in Crime (Animal Kingdom) Romance (Man from Snowy River) and...whatever Romper Stomper goes in. Crime as well? Drama?
We've got good tv too. Or we had. Its all reality tv and the project now.
For one there's barely any people there, for two anglos are not a creative people in general, you won't see anything like the french new wave out of an anglo country (Americans are excepted because they're mostly made up of other continental euros)
It's because only countries with internal cultural conflict can produce art. Australia is life on easy-mode, we have high salaries, universal healthcare, cheap universities, etc. You can easily get a tradie job and earn $100k a year with an annual trip to Bali with the missus by the time you're 25.
We have no real issues, so our cultural products stagnate, reflecting the lack of tension we feel day to day. It's the same reason why Canada and Switzerland don't make great art.
Countries where there's deep inequalities, social-disturbances, etc create genuine angst and disgruntlment, like the US, Ireland, Korea, Japan, which is manifested in their art.
It isn't because of any of that shit we have plenty of stories to tell It's because of screen australia basically they hold the keys to the kingdom on which projects get government funding or tax breaks. So yeah unless you insert leftists stuff into your film you don't get funding. That's why every film from a home grown director here is weird as frick social critique on australian life with leftist themes.
>but anon what about russel crowe or eric bana's aussie films
they aren't home grown they went to hollywood and became famous actors that way so now after being a famous actor in like a dozen films yeah you have enough money and clout to come home and make a one off passion project which is funded by american's
I don't know about make-up specifically but I'm fairly certain the costumes and props were all designed and created by Weta Workshop which is an NZ studio.
Most of the prisoner population was killed in WWI, and a bunch more was wiped out in the second. The current Australian population is more a legacy of gold rush immigration than convict deportation, except in Tasmania.
They have so many kino actors that play Americans better than the actual Americans in whatever they're in
ex:
Hugh Jackman
Ben Mendelsohn
Antony Starr
Heath Ledger
Guy Pearce
Give them a break, there are only like 2 million of them.
Movies are gay
Everything here is is insanely expensive and the government interferes with absolutely every industry.
It's too fricking hot.
They made Lake Mungo though which is one of the top 5 best horror films ever made.
Disingenuous Twin Peaks/Blair Witch ripoff that lacks the impact of either. Picnic at Hanging Rock and Wake in Fright are where it's at.
Lake dungo a shit
Barely any infrastructure or industry set up to regularly make movies in the first place.
Because the government punished any form of success or creativity through heavy taxes, motivating everyone to leave the country if they can.
Actually they made the first kino:
We have this thread a lot. Blame the government. They destroyed private investment here in lieu of trying to entice foreign productions to shoot here. Now virtually all film funding here is from the government and the people that run the funding bodies are talentless old wine aunts and homosexual boomers.
Have you seen Animal Kingdom (2010)?
Punched above their weight from the 70s-00s, average till now and israeliteywood is getting their claws in, they got Disney studios in Sydney after fox buyout and Warner Bros in Brisbane.
Some great directors Peter Weir, Rolf da heer, Alex Proyas, Phil Noyce. Baz Luhrmann even if hes a gay.
Everyone should check out Romulus, My Father and Alvin Purple.
>Baz Luhrmann even if hes a gay.
He does have two children and a wife of 25 years, although both admit they sleep in separate bedrooms.
Oldschool gay. Unironically Respect it.
What is so hard to get about
Tom Brady n Barry Sanders. Watch the highlights. SPORTS. Not your gay Black person ass shit.
Ben Simmons is a gayget. Thanks
Everyone else excited for the cost of living to continue skyrocketing when the Voice gets passed?
SHUT THE FRICK UP YA GAY BORING DUDE
Its not passing my dude. No way in hell. If the republic referendum died at the voting booth so is this one.
LOL you think these evil c**ts fricking care about your vote? they're passing this shit with or without our consent.
Considering how Albo has been trying to pass the blame for the voice onto the previous administration lately? He knows the game is up and he's trying to duck and cover.
Constitutional referendums are extremely hard to pass, they're designed to be like that. It was a long shot before Sky news managed to turn half the country against it.
They'll just pull a Biden.
Not really possible in our country. Smaller population, compulsory voting, identity and district requirements makes fraud very detectable. Not to say they won't ever try it, but it won't be for this of all things.
When one party controls the entire system, they can do pretty much whatever they want. These pricks count their own votes, it's as easy as telling a lie.
AEC controls voting not the government, and no government has the balls to interfere with it. The uproar on both sides would condemn them to opposition for decades.
and labor would get voted out for another 10 years
inb4 election interference, frick off with that yank shit
It's not gonna pass.
Yes has like 3x the money of No and are pouring it all into a blitz for the next two weeks. All they need to do is make up the lost ground, No is only like 50% of the vote.
Elon Musk crunched the numbers and discovered that every yes vote sacrifices 1000 babies to Moloch and even a 38% national count of Yes will irreversibly overthrow white government and commit all female citizens to devoting their time to pleasuring Aboriginal penises. This is 100% true even Anthony Mundine admits it.
reddit, please frick off.
They make some good tv shows. Danger 5 is great and so is Rake.
We do it all the time.
Best war film
>Gallipoli
Best Giant animal movie
>Rogue
Best regular sized animal movie
>Babe
Best post apocalypse films
>Mad Max
Best surreal bush homosexual film
>Wake in Fright
Best science fiction
>Farscape (tv show and half American so kind of cheating)
And we've got competitors in Crime (Animal Kingdom) Romance (Man from Snowy River) and...whatever Romper Stomper goes in. Crime as well? Drama?
We've got good tv too. Or we had. Its all reality tv and the project now.
For one there's barely any people there, for two anglos are not a creative people in general, you won't see anything like the french new wave out of an anglo country (Americans are excepted because they're mostly made up of other continental euros)
It's because only countries with internal cultural conflict can produce art. Australia is life on easy-mode, we have high salaries, universal healthcare, cheap universities, etc. You can easily get a tradie job and earn $100k a year with an annual trip to Bali with the missus by the time you're 25.
We have no real issues, so our cultural products stagnate, reflecting the lack of tension we feel day to day. It's the same reason why Canada and Switzerland don't make great art.
Countries where there's deep inequalities, social-disturbances, etc create genuine angst and disgruntlment, like the US, Ireland, Korea, Japan, which is manifested in their art.
It isn't because of any of that shit we have plenty of stories to tell It's because of screen australia basically they hold the keys to the kingdom on which projects get government funding or tax breaks. So yeah unless you insert leftists stuff into your film you don't get funding. That's why every film from a home grown director here is weird as frick social critique on australian life with leftist themes.
>but anon what about russel crowe or eric bana's aussie films
they aren't home grown they went to hollywood and became famous actors that way so now after being a famous actor in like a dozen films yeah you have enough money and clout to come home and make a one off passion project which is funded by american's
Why are you all so unhappy then?
There's no one who can give us a challenge
Is that why you killed all the emus?
Yes
But when they do make kino it's the best kino ever. Great actors too.
What's that one?
The Loved Ones
Gallipoli and The Year of Living Dangerously and Mad Max trilogy
These movies alone bring them into the top 5 greatest countries with excellent movies
Anglos don't have SOVL. It's why Canada, South Africa, and NZ don't produce any kinos.
lotr is soulless?
That was American produced and bankrolled by israelites.
What was american about it besides israelite money
The director and actors and all the contractors that built the sets did the make-up, designed the costumes, etc.
And it turned out fricking kino. Are you meant to be making a case against the israelites, or for them?
Sorry mutty those were all New Zealanders and British
>The director
>American
I don't know about make-up specifically but I'm fairly certain the costumes and props were all designed and created by Weta Workshop which is an NZ studio.
If you are good at any creative field you are making a big mistake staying in Australia.
Idk but Australians always seem to make natural actors.
We have a bullshit culture here. Everyone lies and unlike in China where everyone also lies the liars here can be convincing.
Mary and Max
Chopper
The Loved Ones
Wake in Fright
>why can't breeds of prisoners living in a stinky shit hole make kino?
You need at least a three digit IQ to do this
No no the prisoners bred with the abus and created australians we know today
Most of the prisoner population was killed in WWI, and a bunch more was wiped out in the second. The current Australian population is more a legacy of gold rush immigration than convict deportation, except in Tasmania.
They have so many kino actors that play Americans better than the actual Americans in whatever they're in
ex:
Hugh Jackman
Ben Mendelsohn
Antony Starr
Heath Ledger
Guy Pearce
how do i cast an absentee vote? i legit haven't voted since 2004
Because most Australians with talent would rather move to America and make a lot of money than stay here and make no money.