Why does Jon make out with Jay so much in the books?
Clark didn't make out with Lois anywhere close to that much on panel...and the kisses weren't as graphic.
So what's the deal?
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Because all of this is rooted in lustful perversion
It has to be GAY.
You HAVE to know wiener is in his ass getting GAPED.
I guess the writer is just excited, they'll get over it.
Everything Post-Bendis is done out of spite
>DC cucks getting lip after all the smack talk
Feels good.
DC literally hates Superman
Gays are incredibly promiscuous and horny, so it fits. Then, one day, you wake up alone on your fortieth birthday and down a whole bottle of whiskey to forget how last night you paid a very young looking rent boy to shit on your chest because casual sex is not cutting it up anymore.
Anon, do you want to talk about it?
Will the Presence smack him down with a case of Monkey Pox?
>T. FtM troony
It’s so weird that Warner is using Superman to encourage children to get monkey pox
Because he’s gay and the book has to show it.
why is he orange, is he a troq?
ITT
>even fictional degenerates have more sex than me, a heterosexual
there there, anon. I'll have sex with you
>"What the frick do you mean people aren't reading our comics anymore and moved to manga? We're owned by major corporations so we don't need to give a shit about sells! Just add more wokeness!"
He needs that asian bussy
>Clark didn't make out with Lois anywhere close to that much on panel...and the kisses weren't as graphic.
Yeah they did lol? Did you read those comics?
Why would he do that when he can spam the board for a year and make up whatever lie he wants to fit his homosexual narrative?
idk man. I just read superman up to the engagement and Clark revealing that he's superman and they've kissed like once. Maybe it changes beyond this part but it's definitely not plastered everywhere nor as intense as Jon/Jay. ~30 years of comic/standards changing probably matters too
Me and my waifu
Is Tom Taylor a heterosexual? Because if he is then that means he only writes stereotypical gay relationships and character that have pink hair
TOM Taylor also writes Nightwing and Batgirl, which is most boring romance you have ever seen.
Is there a more smug punchable fricking face in the history of comics?
It just reeks of "Im going to do what I WANT. IM entitled to do what I please. YOU heterosexuals with your TOXIC masculinity. Never mind this a genre that's all about fighting. Frick this shit and frick men. Superman is going to be GAY to combat all the awful things in the world. You fight evil by taking dick in the ass."
He looks like nerd Fred durst
He says he is bi.but I get the feeling he is a closeted hetero
>Why do two people who are in love kiss?
Oh sweet kissless virgin-chan, you’ll learn one day if you put some effort to improving yourself and learning to talk to girls without spilling your spaghetti.
Representation
>Kissing in public with Superman.
Isn't this bad for the secret identity?
Why does Nu-Superman spend all their time making out with their Boyfriend? Aren't they supposed to be a Super Hero? Shouldn't they be focusing on Hero work?
Because that's his boyfriend
Its the same thing with Tim. For 30 years if Tim went on a date or was courting a girl it'd be a few pages put of an issue, not the subject of a whole story. Even issues about tim working up the nerve to go on a date, the actual date was one page and then no big deal the next issue. he was too busy being a superhero. Steph was Dixon's pet character and she would be gone for issues at a time because he felt writing a superhero action comic was more important than a romance one for a Robin book. It took until 2016 for even a hint at Tim being sexually intimate with steph.
Now Tim's appearances in the last year have mainly been about who he's dating. I guarantee you we get a hint about them fricking within a year.
Wait Jon has to be the top right? Can human penis penetrate Kryptonian cheeks?
He uses a special rock to make those cheeks penetrable, Dicktonight
Nice
I usually avoid these threads, but damn it anon, you made this visit worth it. Good job.
Think of it like Superman saving people. He's as soft as he needs to be.
Because that is all aged-up Jon has. He is a nothing character that they are trying to force through the popular 'shame queer allies and Twitter people into buying it through bragging about wokeness' technique. Seems like it worked for an issue or two at least.
I'm pretty sure it's like a big frick you to the people that have a problem with this. A lot of media is like that these days.
>A lot of media is like that these days.
A lot of American media is like that these days.*
FTFY
Bruh
Ok, that's pretty gay
There was push back on this whole thing so now they will keep escalating to piss people off and create clickbait articles. Full graphic anal penetration of Jon in 2025 at the latest. "Powerful" "Progressive"
That would actually be funny if they did that. Go full Savage Dragon on that ass.
Boring
Can we have something that isn't oversaturated with Unicorn vomit colors?
All these bright tones and rainbows are really giving me a headache
The gay creators imagine that it's grooming children and that gives them an erection. Good thing children don't read this shit.