Never seen family guy but: >be a woman >think you are the greatest shit ever >want the best for your kid >so the best option for them to date is you >incest is taboo so that is the next best thing
Freud was right.
>I wanna frick my daddy
I am so sorry that you were abused as a child. I hope that in spite of your homosexuality you are still able to live a happy and fulfilling life.
What the frick did you just fricking say about me, you little b***h? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the frick out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fricking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fricker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fricking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fricking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fricking dead, kiddo.
What the frick did you just fricking say about me, you little b***h? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the frick out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fricking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fricker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fricking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fricking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fricking dead, kiddo.
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When do you think this is 2011? You aren't funny or clever. You aren't going to get dozens of yous so you can repost this to r*ddit.
I don't know. My sister keeps dating people like my father and it's fricking weird and never works out. And anyone my mother recommended to me was an ugly, washed up bawd who had kids or was a Jesus freak or something. And I'd be damned if my daughter dates someone like me. Actually I'll be pissed if she dates at all, she needs to be alone. Forever.
>Actually I'll be pissed if she dates at all, she needs to be alone. Forever.
Quit being a homosexual and get over it. Your daughter is going to suck wiener and there's nothing you can do about it. If you get asspained, she's just gonna run away and frick some drug dealer.
>And I'd be damned if my daughter dates someone like me. Actually I'll be pissed if she dates at all, she needs to be alone. Forever.
yet if you had a son you'd be fine with him boning women left and right....
I'm in kind of shit shape and I'm slightly scared that it might make my child grow up to be into fatties. Trying to lose weight but who knows what's already ingrained on the subconscious by this point?
Family Turd is so awful it scares me. Everything about it feels so forced,rushed,false and soulless. Macfarlane is great as a voice actor only,that's why American Dad is so much better a show,cause that morons involvement is limited to voice acting only
>at least with Family Guy you know what you get
I dont understand why people say this about things they like. Why would I want to know what I'm going to get when it comes to entertainment? With Fanily Guy, I know that I'm getting cutaways and 80's movie references, most of shich arent funny.kttd2
Tbqh I would be flattered if my daughter dated a guy who looked and acted like me. I'd like to think it meant I raised her so well that I became the ideal of what she thinks a man should be and how they should act. I always felt like kids with good parents grow up wanting to marry people like their parents.
Never seen family guy but:
>be a woman
>think you are the greatest shit ever
>want the best for your kid
>so the best option for them to date is you
>incest is taboo so that is the next best thing
Freud was right.
Pretty much this.
That would be a relief to see my daughter dating a guy that looks just like me.
FREUD WAS WRONG!
>I wanna frick my daddy......
>I wanna frick my daddy
I am so sorry that you were abused as a child. I hope that in spite of your homosexuality you are still able to live a happy and fulfilling life.
What the frick did you just fricking say about me, you little b***h? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the frick out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fricking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fricker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fricking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fricking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fricking dead, kiddo.
When do you think this is 2011? You aren't funny or clever. You aren't going to get dozens of yous so you can repost this to r*ddit.
When do you think this is 2011? You aren't funny or clever. You aren't going to get dozens of yous so you can repost this to r*ddit.
cringe
Cringed like a mf good job little gay
When do you think this is 2011? You aren't funny or clever. You aren't going to get dozens of yous so you can repost this to r*ddit.
What the frick did you just fricking say about me, you little b***h? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the frick out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fricking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fricker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fricking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fricking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fricking dead, kiddo.
When do you think this is 2011? You aren't funny or clever. You aren't going to get dozens of yous so you can repost this to r*ddit.
I have that on vinyl. Nice reference anon.
I don't know. My sister keeps dating people like my father and it's fricking weird and never works out. And anyone my mother recommended to me was an ugly, washed up bawd who had kids or was a Jesus freak or something. And I'd be damned if my daughter dates someone like me. Actually I'll be pissed if she dates at all, she needs to be alone. Forever.
>Actually I'll be pissed if she dates at all, she needs to be alone. Forever.
Quit being a homosexual and get over it. Your daughter is going to suck wiener and there's nothing you can do about it. If you get asspained, she's just gonna run away and frick some drug dealer.
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>And I'd be damned if my daughter dates someone like me. Actually I'll be pissed if she dates at all, she needs to be alone. Forever.
yet if you had a son you'd be fine with him boning women left and right....
Not really
Psychology is a pseudo science
>the episode of larry sanders show where hank gets married on air and his fiancee's dad looks just like him
I'm in kind of shit shape and I'm slightly scared that it might make my child grow up to be into fatties. Trying to lose weight but who knows what's already ingrained on the subconscious by this point?
His future wife will be a c**t , so Lois2 would be a better pick
Still, pic related should be his endgame but they wont because FG is written by hacks
Oh damn I forgot about that
Is that sneed?
>Wanna go down to the old bridge and make out?
>Yes, sir!
Remember when the writers cared?
>She is voiced by Elliot Page.
WHAT IN THE FRICK
how does he not get b***hslapped for looking at her gadget all the time
Its flat out spelled in the episode. Louis is so vain that she doesn't see how awful Chris' gf is.
Because Chris canonically has a big dick unlike Peter so Louis can vicariously get his big dick through her teenage doppelganger
People who do arranged marriages like south asia or china or africa have been doing this for generations and have been very successful in reproducing.
Family Turd is so awful it scares me. Everything about it feels so forced,rushed,false and soulless. Macfarlane is great as a voice actor only,that's why American Dad is so much better a show,cause that morons involvement is limited to voice acting only
seething horse
Last few American Dad seasons are almost unwatchable bad, at least with Family Guy you know what you get
>at least with Family Guy you know what you get
I dont understand why people say this about things they like. Why would I want to know what I'm going to get when it comes to entertainment? With Fanily Guy, I know that I'm getting cutaways and 80's movie references, most of shich arent funny.kttd2
What shows do you like?
im dating a girl who is insanely similar to my mom, main difference is that she is chinese
Imagine if this was Lois' secret child she had as a teen which is why she is closer to Chris' age.
>your fat frick moron loser son shows up with a hot girlfriend
>she isn't a obvious hooker/prostitute/drug addict etc
i'd be happy too
I have a cousin who married a guy who looks exactly like her dad. Down to his appearance and mannerisms. Nobody else seems to notice but me.
They've all individually noticed but none of them will talk about it, because how do you even begin that conversation? Many such cases.
>yay now my daughter will be raped somewhere so she suffers the same fate I did
Women do this all the time.
Tbqh I would be flattered if my daughter dated a guy who looked and acted like me. I'd like to think it meant I raised her so well that I became the ideal of what she thinks a man should be and how they should act. I always felt like kids with good parents grow up wanting to marry people like their parents.