Do you think superman has horny/grateful women all over the world that he occasionally consoles himself with? Just some “I can’t fricking take it anymore. YOLANDA!” side pieces for the lowest or horniest moments?
I'm going through the Byrne stuff now and it's actually pretty hilarious how alpha Clarke really is. First day on the job he scoops lois out of the story. Is catching eyes, dropping lines, getting dates and feeling great.
>Clark grew up tough and I argue had a tougher childhood than Bruce.
Yeah, linving in a farm and having Ma Kent baking apple pie every week is way tougher than living in crime city and having your mother brutally murdered in front of you.
>That's kind of clever
how is that clever? There is zero stereotype about therapist being rapist, it's just a weird coincidence. God damn is this moronic. Hey, God is in reverse Dog, it all makes sense now, that's kind of clever.
>I'm so mad I'm going to go frick Wonder Woman so I won't be so mad.
Do you think superman has horny/grateful women all over the world that he occasionally consoles himself with? Just some “I can’t fricking take it anymore. YOLANDA!” side pieces for the lowest or horniest moments?
Lana Lang, dude.
Then why isn't she pregnant? Is Clark sperm really that weak?
His pull out game is strong.
It's in her name, Lana
A lot of woman would jump at the opportunity to get railed by Superman
provides a contrast to simple country boy clark
Stop joking about rape, Lois.
>Aspie cannot grasp Girl who grew up in a big city is a big city girl
So you really need a word balloon outright declaring this to understand?
Alpha women need beta men who are complacent with their lifestyle.
Clark is not a beta male. Not even once.
Your types confuse kindness for weakness.
Clark grew up tough and I argue had a tougher childhood than Bruce.
I'm going through the Byrne stuff now and it's actually pretty hilarious how alpha Clarke really is. First day on the job he scoops lois out of the story. Is catching eyes, dropping lines, getting dates and feeling great.
Dude should’ve gotten with cat honestly.
>Clark grew up tough and I argue had a tougher childhood than Bruce.
Yeah, linving in a farm and having Ma Kent baking apple pie every week is way tougher than living in crime city and having your mother brutally murdered in front of you.
heh
She just wants to play with the gear lever of the Batmobile...if you know what I mean.
Why is it always Bruce? Is it just because he and Clark are rivals?
I'd like Lois to cheat on Clark with someone else. Someone more random. Like Ollie or Hal. Or maybe Wildcat.
I'd like you to suck on a tailpipe
It's not Clark that ever needed Lois. It's Lois who needed Clark. Don't let this modern age get you twisted.
Bravo Jeph
>The rapist
Legs
>That's kind of clever
how is that clever? There is zero stereotype about therapist being rapist, it's just a weird coincidence. God damn is this moronic. Hey, God is in reverse Dog, it all makes sense now, that's kind of clever.
It’s just Lois being a tard. b***h can’t even spell and always needs Clark to correct her.
Lois Lane can't spell therapist? Why would the writers do this? It isn't funny