Intermezzo is the blackpill movie in that it contains that scene of Ophélie getting eaten out for real for like fifteen minutes and which we'll never see. If anything, it all demonstrates that women aren't big enough prostitutes.
>I like these kind of films where almost nothing happens, they’re cozy.
I see that they're more commonly found on the European Cinema. Is there any explanation to it or is it just a confirmation bias of mine?
It’s less of a Euro thing and more of an Arthouse thing in general, America and Asia (especially Japan) also make some hella comfy movies where nothing really happens and you just enjoy the beautiful visuals
[...]
it will, but with ophelie scenes cut as far as i know
The Ophélie thing is only part of the problem. She's been interviewed and she says that she knows nothing about the progress of the film and that she has no interest in working with Kechiche ever again which presumably rules out editing her contribution to her liking with Kechiche. Apparently her character is even more prominent in Intermezzo than in Canto Uno to the point that cutting her altogether would basically destroy the film. Apart from that mess, Kechiche's company's fricking insolvent, the cost of the music used in the film (it's essentially just three and half hours in a nightclub) is apparently absolutely enormous and it was savaged by critics not just for its lecherous "male gaze" but for being boring. There is very little will on the part of people with any real capacity independent of Kechiche to release any of it at all. It's often mentioned that Intermezzo and Canto Due were filmed simultaneously and that the likely best case scenario is just a release of Canto Due and even that faces some of the aforementioned difficulties of Kechiche's money troubles and his absolutely dogshit optics regarding his actresses and women/feminism in general.
He flew too close to the sun. He had this Venus Callipyge happy to show the goods in Canto Uno, but he pushed her too far and now we'll likely not only be deprived of this holy grail, but of anything approaching Canto Uno from her ever again after her bad experience.
If he has the rights, he'll release even if on streaming/vod because he'll make some statement about artistic license, perhaps give Ophelie some hush-hush cash and that's it.
>If he has the rights, he'll release even if on streaming/vod because he'll make some statement about artistic license, perhaps give Ophelie some hush-hush cash and that's it.
I wish that I could share your optimism, anon. Even presupposing that he's able to smooth things over with Ophélie somehow, there's still the problem of the music and the question of which streaming/vod service will actually want it.
>which streaming/vod service will actually want it.
Self-release on his site for US50 bucks a watch. or if shove comes to push just leak it and say he was hacked
2 years ago
Anonymous
>if shove comes to push just leak it and say he was hacked
It's been three years of this now. I feel like push has come to shove and he's given up. There has been no official communication about it since 2019.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>he's given up
Unlikely, He's laying low but won't let his effort go to waste.
2 years ago
Anonymous
There are reports that he's looking at other projects. It's not just a question of will here: considering that it's essentially one long nightclub scene, without the music that he can't afford, it'll be an unfinished shell of a film. Even going with the whole "he won't let his effort go to waste" idea, it's still more likely that he'll just go for Canto Due alone instead for some sense of conclusion.
2 years ago
Anonymous
At some point, it becomes a question of frick it. Change the music, release it and ask for permission later because nobody lives forever and creators have to be bold.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I don't know, man. It's three and a half hours and music can be pretty integral to a film. In his eyes the bold thing is probably not to release anything at all instead of a compromised work.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>It's three and a half hours and music can be pretty integral to a film
It's not about releasing a polished version, it's about letting it be seen even if in a rough at the edges version
2 years ago
Anonymous
>It's not about releasing a polished version, it's about letting it be seen even if in a rough at the edges version
Well there comes a point when a version is simply too rough to accurately be called the same work and reflect what achieve anything close to what was intended. If it's anything like the nightclub scene in the first film (it is), the dialogue is quite sparse due to prominence of music and the plot is even more nonexistent. It would likely be just too skeletal for him to see as being worth releasing.
2 years ago
Anonymous
This point has long since been left behind. The movie was shown at Cannes in 2019.
It's not about being overly autistic and just releasing it.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>The movie was shown at Cannes in 2019.
It was apparently unfinished even then. It was like half and hour shorter than what he promised to the officials at Cannes.
>This point has long since been left behind >It's not about being overly autistic and just releasing it.
But from his point of view, that's likely not worth doing. Especially when his efforts would likely be better spent on Canto Due if he's particularly concerned with giving some sense of conclusion to the story and making use of the material that he has. It sucks, but I feel like that's where we are.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>It was apparently unfinished even then.
Good enough. Release the remaining scenes as extras, done.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Good enough. Release the remaining scenes as extras, done.
Aaaand we're back to the possibility of Ophélie causing trouble for him as a deterrent.
So only the lucky bastards at Cannes got to see the box munching scene?
It seems so.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Ophélie causing trouble
Call her bluff because she won't do shit, probably for contractual reasons.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Call her bluff
I don't think that he's in the kind of place to be doing that. He was only recently cleared of a sexual assault of an actress, he has no money, Seydoux still seethes about him in the press quite often, and the last thing he needs is more bad PR and possible legal shit. >she won't do shit, probably for contractual reasons.
That's just it: they give conflicting accounts of the nature of what was agreed, but third parties tend to side with her and came out saying that he was getting her and her scene partner drunk to get them to do the scene. She'd probably have a lot of help if she wanted to do something about it.
2 years ago
Anonymous
You're overthinking it. This is his movie. Ophelie Bau was hired to star in it. Any stories about her drinking on the set etc have to be considered from the angle that she is an adult woman, she wasn't forced to drink through a tube as if she were a fattening goose. Movies are meant to be watched.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>You're overthinking it. >Movies are meant to be watched.
I feel like this is wishful thinking, unfortunately. These thoughts going through his mind go a long way towards explaining not just why it's been three years with no release, but three years with no communication at all.
>Ophelie Bau was hired to star in it. Any stories about her drinking on the set etc have to be considered from the angle that she is an adult woman, she wasn't forced to drink through a tube as if she were a fattening goose.
In this homosexual day and age of intimacy coordinators, and increasingly rigorous notions of what consent means, that would absolutely be seen as a huge deal. The idea of him being in a position of authority and pressuring her where she was uncomfortable is a big no-no nowadays (ethically if not legally) regardless of what was signed (the very idea that that situation is possible is seen as objectionable) which is itself unclear and may only add further support to Ophélie (she claims that she was denied a private screening of that scene prior to release that was promised to her).
2 years ago
Anonymous
So only the lucky bastards at Cannes got to see the box munching scene?
2 years ago
Anonymous
yeah it's said that Ophélie left the room along with some people, so it must have been a really cool scene
He should just release it on XHamster like they did with The Interview
Gigabased and frick intimacy coordinators to hell.
Intimacy coordinators can be cool. They're basically people who frequent BDSM clubs and have experience negotiating sexual interactions who walk the actors through talking about what their limits are.
>I like these kind of films where almost nothing happens, they’re cozy.
I see that they're more commonly found on the European Cinema. Is there any explanation to it or is it just a confirmation bias of mine?
I've only seen a couple movies where I could say they weren't boring as heck that have done this.
>Intimacy coordinators can be cool.
Intimacy coordinators can be cool in the way that human beings can be siamese twins: rarely. In theory, it's all as perfectly benign as you say, but in practice, ideology necessarily comes with it. They are in practice, fundamentally a force for the exact opposite what Kechiche is all about and serve to validate hangups about the male gaze, objectification, etc. and to redirect sex scenes towards increasing levels of abstraction and anodyne orthodoxy.
All they do is explain how to negotiate a scene and walk them through it.
2 years ago
Anonymous
That is never value-neutral. Their presence alone in this day and age even says to everyone involved that "what we're doing is a big deal and you ought to be concerned" and this paradoxically only serves to reinforce anxieties and leads to a preference for the tame and/or the abstract.
Why was the main character a beta ?
He looked good and had some charisma
he was speaking like an alpha chad, never spilling spaghetis
why couldn't he frick girls?
he was a 8/10 on alpha scale
>Why was the main character a beta ?
He's more of a sigma. >He looked good and had some charisma >he was a 8/10 on alpha scale
Even if true, he was mogged by his cousin so it counted for less. >why couldn't he frick girls?
Less a case of couldn't and more case of didn't want to. He was more interested in Ophélie (and rightly so) and she wasn't really available between his cousin and her psycho fiance.
>Less a case of couldn't and more case of didn't want to
Bro he had an assigned gf ready to frick and his chad cousin snatched her from under his nose with no effort whatsoever, he looked pretty pissed too
Then he spent the rest of the movie lusting over his brother's thick ass gf who got fricked by his best friend
Then she got home with the assigned gf's ugly friend who no one wanted to deal with because she's the usual bland prude who only exists as an accessory to her attractive friend
>Bro he had an assigned gf ready to frick and his chad cousin snatched her from under his nose with no effort whatsoever, he looked pretty pissed too
whut ?
are you talking about the 2 girl tourists?
there was clearly one for each
>Bro he had an assigned gf ready to frick and his chad cousin snatched her from under his nose with no effort whatsoever
Smiled just thinking about that. That Tony was such a rake. >he spent the rest of the movie lusting over his brother's thick ass gf
His cousin's thick ass gf whom he's known for ages, has had model for his photographs and whom he asked to model for him again in the film (and nude this time). That was kind of my main point that she occupies a lot of his thought but is thoroughly unavailable.
>His cousin's thick ass gf whom he's known for ages
I think that's his brother's gf, his brother never shows up because he's in Afghanistan or something. From what I gathered the plot of the next movies is that thick-ass is pregnant with the other dude and his brother is coming back soon
>I think that's his brother's gf, his brother never shows up because he's in Afghanistan or something.
Tony (Amin's cousin) is the guy fricking her. Her fiance (Clement) is the dude in the army and I don't believe he's of any relation to Amin. >From what I gathered the plot of the next movies is that thick-ass is pregnant with the other dude and his brother is coming back soon
I think that she's pregnant with Tony's baby and Clement is coming back soon to marry her.
>Bro he had an assigned gf ready to frick and his chad cousin snatched her from under his nose with no effort whatsoever
Smiled just thinking about that. That Tony was such a rake. >he spent the rest of the movie lusting over his brother's thick ass gf
His cousin's thick ass gf whom he's known for ages, has had model for his photographs and whom he asked to model for him again in the film (and nude this time). That was kind of my main point that she occupies a lot of his thought but is thoroughly unavailable.
who the frick was the "aunt" supposed to be?
I'm talking about the cute arab girl that was married to a long haired white guy
how was she related to them?
On 23 May 2019 —a date which will live in infamy— the Cannes trannies saw fit to savage the great Abdellatif Kechiche's magnum opus "Mektoub, My Love: Intermezzo", depriving the peoples of the world of a scene of roughly fifteen minutes in length wherein the beautiful Ophélie Bau had unsimulated cunnilingus performed on her until she reached unsimulated climax.
Fricked a girl with an ass like this
She rode cowgirl and the feeling of her ass on my thighs was insane
Didn't last long tbh, but she came already during foreplay so didn't mind. Then I gave her a butt massage.
>nutting in the bawd
You never, ever nut in a bawd.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Tell that to my 4+ illegitimate children in South America
2 years ago
Anonymous
They can't read
2 years ago
Anonymous
The Brazilian one probably can’t read, Brazilians are pretty fricking dumb, but I’m paying a few hundred dollars every year to send the other three to the best schools in their countries, so if they can’t read I’ll want a refund
2 years ago
Anonymous
How did this happen
2 years ago
Anonymous
>backpack through South America in my early twenties >get lots of puss because Latinas love dudes who have that blond, blue/green-eyed Viking look >cum in every one of them while high on cheap cocaine
It’s really not that complicated anon, in my defence they were all upper-class, ethnically European Spaniards/Italians and not mestizos
2 years ago
Anonymous
how am i supposed to eat my creampie if i don't nut in her
That was my thinking given the French name and no biographical info to give the contrary impression.
>anon discovers beurette girls, 2022, colorized
It's not that I wouldn't buy it from her appearance, it's just that actual info confirming it is missing along with stuff like her name (apparently shortened from "Baufle") seemingly meaning that she's at the very least mixed.
Ophélie Bau's strong Med characteristics and amazonian frame awake something very primal in me bros. >Tfw no bossy strong gf to spend your seed under the scorching Mediterranean sun
Ophélie Bau's strong Med characteristics and amazonian frame awake something very primal in me bros. >Tfw no bossy strong gf to spend your seed under the scorching Mediterranean sun
Intermezzo BluRay when?? >Given that “Intermezzo” includes more ass than any movie since “Au Hasard Balthazar,” and features an unsimulated oral sex scene in which a beautiful woman grinds her vegana on a man’s face in a cramped nightclub bathroom for somewhere between 10 and 15 uninterrupted minutes, the movie’s only hope for U.S. distribution might be for Kechiche to broker a deal directly with Pornhub. >Given that “Intermezzo” includes more ass than any movie since “Au Hasard Balthazar,” and features an unsimulated oral sex scene in which a beautiful woman grinds her vegana on a man’s face in a cramped nightclub bathroom for somewhere between 10 and 15 uninterrupted minutes, the movie’s only hope for U.S. distribution might be for Kechiche to broker a deal directly with Pornhub. >And can you blame him? Yes. Yes, you can. The “good news” is that you don’t need to have seen “Canto Uno” to understand the second chapter of Kechiche’s trilogy. This isn’t “The Two Towers,” it’s a nearly four-hour movie about butts, and butts don’t require context — only legs. >Kechiche argues that becoming the Béla Tarr of butt shots helps him “to get across this feeling of a soul that exists,” and while that’s just about the most delusional thing anyone has ever said in a public forum, there’s some evident truth to the idea that bodies are more expressive vessels of desire than words can ever be. Over time, as Kechiche’s mind-numbing shots disassociate these bodies from their basic functions and find a kind of pure meaning in the wild paroxysms of ritualistic movement, you can appreciate what one character means when they say that “madness is truth.”
>tfw I had a french girl just like Ophelie with an awesome ass as a frick buddy while she was on student exchange here in Norway >tfw I almost made her pregnant because I convinced her pulling out is safe
I WANT THE FRICKING SEQUEL RIGHT FRICKING NOOOOOWW
GIMME GIMME GIMME MORE OPHELIE BAU BOOTY
I WANT I WANT I WANT I WANT HER BIG BUTT ON MY SCREEN RIGHT FRICKING NOW
It's not. Just Kechiche self insert being cucked by his cousin.
this is a blackpill movie
all women are prostitutes
Intermezzo is the blackpill movie in that it contains that scene of Ophélie getting eaten out for real for like fifteen minutes and which we'll never see. If anything, it all demonstrates that women aren't big enough prostitutes.
Based beyond conceivable belief. Attractive women should do nothing but frick all day
It reminded me of Rohmer except with fat asses. I like these kind of films where almost nothing happens, they’re cozy.
>I like these kind of films where almost nothing happens, they’re cozy.
this
>I like these kind of films where almost nothing happens, they’re cozy.
I see that they're more commonly found on the European Cinema. Is there any explanation to it or is it just a confirmation bias of mine?
It’s less of a Euro thing and more of an Arthouse thing in general, America and Asia (especially Japan) also make some hella comfy movies where nothing really happens and you just enjoy the beautiful visuals
THIGHA
Ta gueule pédé
will Intermezzo ever see the light of day?
no
It still hasn't released, what's the freakin hold up?
The Ophélie thing is only part of the problem. She's been interviewed and she says that she knows nothing about the progress of the film and that she has no interest in working with Kechiche ever again which presumably rules out editing her contribution to her liking with Kechiche. Apparently her character is even more prominent in Intermezzo than in Canto Uno to the point that cutting her altogether would basically destroy the film. Apart from that mess, Kechiche's company's fricking insolvent, the cost of the music used in the film (it's essentially just three and half hours in a nightclub) is apparently absolutely enormous and it was savaged by critics not just for its lecherous "male gaze" but for being boring. There is very little will on the part of people with any real capacity independent of Kechiche to release any of it at all. It's often mentioned that Intermezzo and Canto Due were filmed simultaneously and that the likely best case scenario is just a release of Canto Due and even that faces some of the aforementioned difficulties of Kechiche's money troubles and his absolutely dogshit optics regarding his actresses and women/feminism in general.
He flew too close to the sun. He had this Venus Callipyge happy to show the goods in Canto Uno, but he pushed her too far and now we'll likely not only be deprived of this holy grail, but of anything approaching Canto Uno from her ever again after her bad experience.
Well there goes any chance of it releasing anytime soon
'Tis truly a hell in which we find ourselves.
If he has the rights, he'll release even if on streaming/vod because he'll make some statement about artistic license, perhaps give Ophelie some hush-hush cash and that's it.
>If he has the rights, he'll release even if on streaming/vod because he'll make some statement about artistic license, perhaps give Ophelie some hush-hush cash and that's it.
I wish that I could share your optimism, anon. Even presupposing that he's able to smooth things over with Ophélie somehow, there's still the problem of the music and the question of which streaming/vod service will actually want it.
>which streaming/vod service will actually want it.
Self-release on his site for US50 bucks a watch. or if shove comes to push just leak it and say he was hacked
>if shove comes to push just leak it and say he was hacked
It's been three years of this now. I feel like push has come to shove and he's given up. There has been no official communication about it since 2019.
>he's given up
Unlikely, He's laying low but won't let his effort go to waste.
There are reports that he's looking at other projects. It's not just a question of will here: considering that it's essentially one long nightclub scene, without the music that he can't afford, it'll be an unfinished shell of a film. Even going with the whole "he won't let his effort go to waste" idea, it's still more likely that he'll just go for Canto Due alone instead for some sense of conclusion.
At some point, it becomes a question of frick it. Change the music, release it and ask for permission later because nobody lives forever and creators have to be bold.
I don't know, man. It's three and a half hours and music can be pretty integral to a film. In his eyes the bold thing is probably not to release anything at all instead of a compromised work.
>It's three and a half hours and music can be pretty integral to a film
It's not about releasing a polished version, it's about letting it be seen even if in a rough at the edges version
>It's not about releasing a polished version, it's about letting it be seen even if in a rough at the edges version
Well there comes a point when a version is simply too rough to accurately be called the same work and reflect what achieve anything close to what was intended. If it's anything like the nightclub scene in the first film (it is), the dialogue is quite sparse due to prominence of music and the plot is even more nonexistent. It would likely be just too skeletal for him to see as being worth releasing.
This point has long since been left behind. The movie was shown at Cannes in 2019.
It's not about being overly autistic and just releasing it.
>The movie was shown at Cannes in 2019.
It was apparently unfinished even then. It was like half and hour shorter than what he promised to the officials at Cannes.
>This point has long since been left behind
>It's not about being overly autistic and just releasing it.
But from his point of view, that's likely not worth doing. Especially when his efforts would likely be better spent on Canto Due if he's particularly concerned with giving some sense of conclusion to the story and making use of the material that he has. It sucks, but I feel like that's where we are.
>It was apparently unfinished even then.
Good enough. Release the remaining scenes as extras, done.
>Good enough. Release the remaining scenes as extras, done.
Aaaand we're back to the possibility of Ophélie causing trouble for him as a deterrent.
It seems so.
>Ophélie causing trouble
Call her bluff because she won't do shit, probably for contractual reasons.
>Call her bluff
I don't think that he's in the kind of place to be doing that. He was only recently cleared of a sexual assault of an actress, he has no money, Seydoux still seethes about him in the press quite often, and the last thing he needs is more bad PR and possible legal shit.
>she won't do shit, probably for contractual reasons.
That's just it: they give conflicting accounts of the nature of what was agreed, but third parties tend to side with her and came out saying that he was getting her and her scene partner drunk to get them to do the scene. She'd probably have a lot of help if she wanted to do something about it.
You're overthinking it. This is his movie. Ophelie Bau was hired to star in it. Any stories about her drinking on the set etc have to be considered from the angle that she is an adult woman, she wasn't forced to drink through a tube as if she were a fattening goose. Movies are meant to be watched.
>You're overthinking it.
>Movies are meant to be watched.
I feel like this is wishful thinking, unfortunately. These thoughts going through his mind go a long way towards explaining not just why it's been three years with no release, but three years with no communication at all.
>Ophelie Bau was hired to star in it. Any stories about her drinking on the set etc have to be considered from the angle that she is an adult woman, she wasn't forced to drink through a tube as if she were a fattening goose.
In this homosexual day and age of intimacy coordinators, and increasingly rigorous notions of what consent means, that would absolutely be seen as a huge deal. The idea of him being in a position of authority and pressuring her where she was uncomfortable is a big no-no nowadays (ethically if not legally) regardless of what was signed (the very idea that that situation is possible is seen as objectionable) which is itself unclear and may only add further support to Ophélie (she claims that she was denied a private screening of that scene prior to release that was promised to her).
So only the lucky bastards at Cannes got to see the box munching scene?
yeah it's said that Ophélie left the room along with some people, so it must have been a really cool scene
He should just release it on XHamster like they did with The Interview
Intimacy coordinators can be cool. They're basically people who frequent BDSM clubs and have experience negotiating sexual interactions who walk the actors through talking about what their limits are.
I've only seen a couple movies where I could say they weren't boring as heck that have done this.
>Intimacy coordinators can be cool.
Intimacy coordinators can be cool in the way that human beings can be siamese twins: rarely. In theory, it's all as perfectly benign as you say, but in practice, ideology necessarily comes with it. They are in practice, fundamentally a force for the exact opposite what Kechiche is all about and serve to validate hangups about the male gaze, objectification, etc. and to redirect sex scenes towards increasing levels of abstraction and anodyne orthodoxy.
All they do is explain how to negotiate a scene and walk them through it.
That is never value-neutral. Their presence alone in this day and age even says to everyone involved that "what we're doing is a big deal and you ought to be concerned" and this paradoxically only serves to reinforce anxieties and leads to a preference for the tame and/or the abstract.
it will, but with ophelie scenes cut as far as i know
Zero point in watching then
>casting a girl just because she as a fatass
Gigabased and frick intimacy coordinators to hell.
Why hast thou forsaken us?
Because of Ophélie with her cute lil face and huge ass.
Why was the creepy bald uncle considered cool ?
He kept hitting on teens and shit, nobody seemed to really care
He wasn't. The young women were too polite to tell him to stop but the older ones were pulling him away and calling him a nuisance.
Apparently in Intermezzo he himself actually has a bit of a realization about it.
Why was the main character a beta ?
He looked good and had some charisma
he was speaking like an alpha chad, never spilling spaghetis
why couldn't he frick girls?
he was a 8/10 on alpha scale
>Why was the main character a beta ?
He's more of a sigma.
>He looked good and had some charisma
>he was a 8/10 on alpha scale
Even if true, he was mogged by his cousin so it counted for less.
>why couldn't he frick girls?
Less a case of couldn't and more case of didn't want to. He was more interested in Ophélie (and rightly so) and she wasn't really available between his cousin and her psycho fiance.
>Less a case of couldn't and more case of didn't want to
Bro he had an assigned gf ready to frick and his chad cousin snatched her from under his nose with no effort whatsoever, he looked pretty pissed too
Then he spent the rest of the movie lusting over his brother's thick ass gf who got fricked by his best friend
Then she got home with the assigned gf's ugly friend who no one wanted to deal with because she's the usual bland prude who only exists as an accessory to her attractive friend
>Bro he had an assigned gf ready to frick and his chad cousin snatched her from under his nose with no effort whatsoever, he looked pretty pissed too
whut ?
are you talking about the 2 girl tourists?
there was clearly one for each
the blondie, they were set up
>His cousin's thick ass gf whom he's known for ages
I think that's his brother's gf, his brother never shows up because he's in Afghanistan or something. From what I gathered the plot of the next movies is that thick-ass is pregnant with the other dude and his brother is coming back soon
>I think that's his brother's gf, his brother never shows up because he's in Afghanistan or something.
Tony (Amin's cousin) is the guy fricking her. Her fiance (Clement) is the dude in the army and I don't believe he's of any relation to Amin.
>From what I gathered the plot of the next movies is that thick-ass is pregnant with the other dude and his brother is coming back soon
I think that she's pregnant with Tony's baby and Clement is coming back soon to marry her.
>the blondie, they were set up
That was another dude that looked super scummy
>Bro he had an assigned gf ready to frick and his chad cousin snatched her from under his nose with no effort whatsoever
Smiled just thinking about that. That Tony was such a rake.
>he spent the rest of the movie lusting over his brother's thick ass gf
His cousin's thick ass gf whom he's known for ages, has had model for his photographs and whom he asked to model for him again in the film (and nude this time). That was kind of my main point that she occupies a lot of his thought but is thoroughly unavailable.
Sounds just like me
>posts on Cinemaphile.org specifically on the imageboard Cinemaphile - Television & Films
doubt
who the frick was the "aunt" supposed to be?
I'm talking about the cute arab girl that was married to a long haired white guy
how was she related to them?
I don't think that it's explained. I think that Kechiche just wanted an excuse to cast Hafsia Herzi again.
post the magnet
PART TWO UNSIMULATED BOX EATING SCENE WHEN
IT CANNOT COME SOON ENOUGH
> * fricks your gf *
I wouldn't even be mad. He's just such a larrikin.
Post her ass.
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post the webm
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This was an incredibly boring movie, which is really saying something considering there's a bunch of sex and nudity.
It's basically some Arab trust fund kid being a spoiled douche and hooking up with women, but as a slow burn with no comedy and forced drama.
The movie is boring af, but Ophelie is literally one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen hnggggg
Disagree on the first point but agree harder than I've ever agreed before on the second. She is simply magnificent.
I will forever be mad at cannes.
On 23 May 2019 —a date which will live in infamy— the Cannes trannies saw fit to savage the great Abdellatif Kechiche's magnum opus "Mektoub, My Love: Intermezzo", depriving the peoples of the world of a scene of roughly fifteen minutes in length wherein the beautiful Ophélie Bau had unsimulated cunnilingus performed on her until she reached unsimulated climax.
Who's eating her, Amin or Tony?
Neither. It's a character played by the actress' irl boyfriend.
How desensitised is her clit if it takes 15 minutes for her to cum? My gf is gushing like a fountain after like less than five minutes of oral
It's fifteen minutes for the whole sex scene which includes more than just the oral.
because of this
I'd ram my head so far up that ass I'd be crowned king of the swarthoids
Whatever you say Don Juan
Perfection.
needs to lose 20 kg
bait
nope
Queer.
liking fat is low test and degenerate
Sure it is, pederast.
see
youre gay anon, im sorry you had to find out this way
I don't think my average dick could even do anything with all that material
That is not how it works nerdvirgin.
Fricked a girl with an ass like this
She rode cowgirl and the feeling of her ass on my thighs was insane
Didn't last long tbh, but she came already during foreplay so didn't mind. Then I gave her a butt massage.
Did you cum inside her?
Nearly, pulled out barely in time and splooged all over myself
>not nutting in the bawd
Very shameful display. Wtf are you afraid of? Worst case scenario you’ve just created another attractive white person
>nutting in the bawd
You never, ever nut in a bawd.
Tell that to my 4+ illegitimate children in South America
They can't read
The Brazilian one probably can’t read, Brazilians are pretty fricking dumb, but I’m paying a few hundred dollars every year to send the other three to the best schools in their countries, so if they can’t read I’ll want a refund
How did this happen
>backpack through South America in my early twenties
>get lots of puss because Latinas love dudes who have that blond, blue/green-eyed Viking look
>cum in every one of them while high on cheap cocaine
It’s really not that complicated anon, in my defence they were all upper-class, ethnically European Spaniards/Italians and not mestizos
how am i supposed to eat my creampie if i don't nut in her
What her ethnicity?
Going by name and place of birth alone, French.
So brown or black?
Who knows.
Arab I think
Really?
She's southern med. Levantine, Roman, Greek, Spaniard, a little bit of everything really
That was my thinking given the French name and no biographical info to give the contrary impression.
It's not that I wouldn't buy it from her appearance, it's just that actual info confirming it is missing along with stuff like her name (apparently shortened from "Baufle") seemingly meaning that she's at the very least mixed.
*very most
very attractive birthing person
>anon discovers beurette girls, 2022, colorized
>well Cinemaphile, it’s not gonna eat itself
Heavenly.
i just want to squish my face into that
It's just a little bit too big.
You're a big guy.
Ophélie Bau's strong Med characteristics and amazonian frame awake something very primal in me bros.
>Tfw no bossy strong gf to spend your seed under the scorching Mediterranean sun
That magnificent ass gets so much attention that it's easy to forget how cute she is.
I believe that she boxes and I believe that I want her to beat me up.
She looks very robust
Indeed. She is just spectacular.
Peak female body.
Should have been Wonder Woman
Intermezzo BluRay when??
>Given that “Intermezzo” includes more ass than any movie since “Au Hasard Balthazar,” and features an unsimulated oral sex scene in which a beautiful woman grinds her vegana on a man’s face in a cramped nightclub bathroom for somewhere between 10 and 15 uninterrupted minutes, the movie’s only hope for U.S. distribution might be for Kechiche to broker a deal directly with Pornhub.
>Given that “Intermezzo” includes more ass than any movie since “Au Hasard Balthazar,” and features an unsimulated oral sex scene in which a beautiful woman grinds her vegana on a man’s face in a cramped nightclub bathroom for somewhere between 10 and 15 uninterrupted minutes, the movie’s only hope for U.S. distribution might be for Kechiche to broker a deal directly with Pornhub.
>And can you blame him? Yes. Yes, you can. The “good news” is that you don’t need to have seen “Canto Uno” to understand the second chapter of Kechiche’s trilogy. This isn’t “The Two Towers,” it’s a nearly four-hour movie about butts, and butts don’t require context — only legs.
>Kechiche argues that becoming the Béla Tarr of butt shots helps him “to get across this feeling of a soul that exists,” and while that’s just about the most delusional thing anyone has ever said in a public forum, there’s some evident truth to the idea that bodies are more expressive vessels of desire than words can ever be. Over time, as Kechiche’s mind-numbing shots disassociate these bodies from their basic functions and find a kind of pure meaning in the wild paroxysms of ritualistic movement, you can appreciate what one character means when they say that “madness is truth.”
is this real? I don't remember nudity in that scene and I can't be assed to rewatch to find out.
I don't recall it either. Also, lol at that obsessive coomer attention to detail.
IMDB nudity reports are hilarious. You get the feeling they're written by a repressed puritan that fantasizes doing the things he chastises
I definitely feel like the second of those was typed with one hand while the other was furiously at work whacking off.
>shower webm is still not posted
I'm really dissapointed in you guys
Because Abdullatif sama knows how to direct women very well.
And he's one of the last.
He likes them chubby. But i thought he was gay?
What in God's name would make you think that Kechiche of all people was gay?
Blue is the warmest color tbh
One of the big criticisms of that film was its male gaze leading the sex scenes to be more or less straight up porn.
he was born in the wrong era
She's an amateur boxer, would you let her beat you tv?
Without question.
Absolutely. If peg night is to be had, I'd gladly take that for the team
I weigh like almost twice as much as her and I’m not even fat, I’m not optimistic about her chances of doing femdom with me
>tfw I had a french girl just like Ophelie with an awesome ass as a frick buddy while she was on student exchange here in Norway
>tfw I almost made her pregnant because I convinced her pulling out is safe
is this pic supposed to show the progressive uglyfication of blondes?
>pulling out when you have a golden opportunity to create another very attractive white person like
Very shameful display. Wtf are you afraid of? Worst case scenario you’ve just created another attractive white person
For what purpose?
alice eve mogging everyone
so who's the girl
Ophélie Bau.
Damnit i cant see her ass on insta
kys
I WANT THE FRICKING SEQUEL RIGHT FRICKING NOOOOOWW
GIMME GIMME GIMME MORE OPHELIE BAU BOOTY
I WANT I WANT I WANT I WANT HER BIG BUTT ON MY SCREEN RIGHT FRICKING NOW