Why is no one watching it?

Why is no one watching it?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone is burned out on Marvel shit and this show doesn't even offer an interesting premise.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      there was A VERY IMPORTANT
      reason to watch, tho

      can't put my finger on it..

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        white snoop dog? wtf?

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Capeshit is dead

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would anyone watch?

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because capeshit has burned out? Because Endgame was the end of peak capeshit? Because people are sick of Disney?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Because Endgame was the end of peak capeshit?
      Infinity War was the end of peak capeshit. Thanos stepping out to view the sunset after accomplishing his mission should have been the ending to the MCU.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I know a guy that cried at endgame. I never let him live it down.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          doing god's work

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        True, especially since it wouldn't have made a difference thanks to marvel in its uncreative cowardice is relying heavily on alternative universes to solve all plot problems. It's especially true now that they've completely trivialized the infinity stones with a theoretic infinite supply of them across dimensions that they know how to casually neutralize.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          The MCU died right here for anyone who watched Loki. This one scene single-handedly trivialized the last 10 years of buildup and Marvel was absolutely moronic to allow it.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              because is made every movie hyping up the infinity stones seem like a gigantic waste of everyone's time. it was way too early to trivialize them as endgame had JUST HAPPENED

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                the MCU spent like a decade and a half hyping these things up, making each of them the macguffins of multiple movies. loki's staff, the tesseract cube thing, they were major parts of the foundational movies, then they were unceremoniously tossed aside in a throw-away scene from a nothing TV show. i've never given much of a shit about marvel, but the pile of infinity stones in the drawer definitely felt like the exact moment the final nail slammed into the coffin and they've been been shoveling dirt on top of it ever since

                >Trivialized
                The infinity stones carry all kinds of power, within their own universe. The whole thing with the TVA was that it was so powerful it dwarfed every universe put together. They could pick and choose with universes survived and which were erased, including the infinity gems within those universes.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes I understand how they work. You don't get why it's a slap in the face to the audience to trivialize them in a throwaway scene like that. Showing that there are even greater powers than something as important as infinity stones should've done with more reverence for their power and respect for that expectation from the audience since they've been hyping them up for the past 10 fricking years. For example, have Loki go to timeline while trying to escape the TVA and find an infinity stone, thinking he has the power necessary to one-up up them, only for a pursuing TSA agents to reveal they have some as well and it would get the same point across, except in a non ass-pull way. (This would still kinda suck tbh but it would be 10x better than the low-efffort dogshit gag scene we got in Loki) Them just being worthless paperweights was an shitty (and lazy) rian johnson-esque attempt to "subvert expectations" and made people feel like years of getting hyped up was a waste of time.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >made people feel like years of getting hyped up was a waste of time.
                No, that was just you.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                lol okay ur right anon
                people love marvel more than ever
                that's why no one is watching it anymore!

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                People don't watch it because aside from a couple of epilogues, the story ended with Endgame. How they treated the stones in Loki has nothing to do with it, people didn't make it that far into Disney Plus.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                no. a lot of people watched wanda and were still watching up through falcon and the winter soldier
                the drop off happened after Loki but i'm sure that had nothing to do with it right

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                The drop-off happened when Falcon couldn't get a loan despite being a veteran, having active contracts with the Government, and a three-generations-spanning relationship with the bank because muh racism in 2025 America.
                They literally watched people turn the shit off in real time when the cops showed up to harass him, and never turn it back on.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >https://www.ign.com/articles/kevin-feige-confirms-loki-is-mcus-most-watched-disney-plus-show
                >Kevin Feige Confirms Loki Is MCU's Most Watched Disney Plus Show
                sure bro

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Kevin Feige confirms
                >numbers provided by third party services
                disney literally has a view counter. until they release real numbers i will ingore any claims of popularity

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >until I get the magical numbers showing exactly what I want to see I will ignore everything
                just take the L bro

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >magical numbers
                no magic required. only the number of times content was viewed. they have the data. why are they afraid to release it? why are you content to trust third parties?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              the MCU spent like a decade and a half hyping these things up, making each of them the macguffins of multiple movies. loki's staff, the tesseract cube thing, they were major parts of the foundational movies, then they were unceremoniously tossed aside in a throw-away scene from a nothing TV show. i've never given much of a shit about marvel, but the pile of infinity stones in the drawer definitely felt like the exact moment the final nail slammed into the coffin and they've been been shoveling dirt on top of it ever since

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                First of all, the Infinity "stones" were never originally called stones. They were introduced in the comics as Infinity GEMS, but some israelite in Hollywood thought "stones" sounded more ancient. The pathetic part is that the comics, in such desperate need of new readers, willingly adapted their own source material to fit to the MCU, rather than the other way around

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                The better question is who had to die to get that soul stone, only to have it languish in a random drawer

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          its not even theoretical since Loki. theyre fricking paperweights

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes. In the hands of the TVA, who can literally unmake entire universes in seconds, they are literal paperweights.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        are you me?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Infinity War was the end of peak capeshit
        Iron Man was the end of peak capeshit

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        This. Infinity War was kino (minus the shitty dwarf and pointless Wakanda battle), and Endgame was a fricking parody that destroyed everything the franchise had built up to.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tens of thousands of people are downnloading it from internet so they must be watching

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I feel sorry for them. My general attitude is if it's not worth paying for, then it's not even worth getting for free.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >you should pay for all content goy

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Tens of thousands

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post covid people are more aware of the complete shit being thrown their way

    Also the direction with forcing women and minorities has completely killed the MCU.

    Not even minorities want to watch other minorities on screen.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because it doesn't matter.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because Disney is at war with Florida but the only Bombs being dropped are at the box office or on D+

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm watching it.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >one million SHIELD TV shows that all suck
    >new show is just more boring SHIELD subplots mixed with modern day tolerance politics
    I don't think I will

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's somehow amazing that AoS is still the only good MCU tv show even if Disney and /tv wants to pretend it never existed

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        AoS starts slow but if you stick with it the payoff is great. All the reveals with Ward and how that shit escalates is really well-done. It kind of peters out in the later seasons but I never dropped it because it actually managed to keep me somewhat invested, which I can't say for most of the D+ trash they've been churning out.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's somehow amazing that AoS is still the only good MCU tv show even if Disney and /tv wants to pretend it never existed

          those shows are ABC Family tier garbage.
          all comic book Live Action TV shows have been the absolute pits, outside of a few good episodes involving superman in the various outings they have produced

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Hawkeye is decent, I think in part because it’s an isolated adventure that doesn’t connect to the broader universe and doesn’t take itself too seriously. That said, season 2’s antagonist being a snowplow was a weird choice and I really don’t know where they’ll take the story from there

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            MCU was BY FAR the best written live-action Marvel.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              AoS, I meant.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Watched the first episode. It’s boring. Cap fungus is required watching to understand this shit. Ain’t gonna.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That doesn't help at all.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        кeк

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Cap fungus is required watching to understand this shit
      But Skrulls weren't even had guys there. If anything I'd think you'd benefit NOT having seen CM.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    this show got memoryholed so fast it should be a record, even that show with the weekend that apparently no one liked, got more going on every week

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fury has been completely neutered as a character and no one really gave a frick about that Krill shit from Captain Marvel in the first place

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's fricking boring, and you could tell from the first episode it was way over-hyped and it's not going to have any long lasting impact on the MCU. It's just some half-assed "spy thriller" that will not have any implications moving forward.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you could tell from the first episode it was way over-hyped and it's not going to have any long lasting impact on the MCU
      This.
      When I first heard about Secret Invasion I thought it was the concept for a culmination of an arc of movies like Infinity War. When I learned it's just a random Disney+ show in the middle of nothing I realized it would be pointless and devoid of stakes.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Even the Youtube channels that fall all over themselves to breakdown every detail of MCU shit are struggling to find shit to talk about this show.
        >in this scene you can see that he's wearing a green tie, is he possibly a Skrull? We'll have to wait.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was just as bad as a comic because it WAS the culmination of an arc.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    All good reasons itt, but also because the "who is really a skrull" premise is dumb and low stakes.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >All good reasons itt, but also because the "who is really a skrull" premise is dumb and low stakes.
      Especially when we know that 99% of the Marvel characters WILL NOT appear on the show.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    now that they closed out the Guardians there genuinely is nothing for me to care about with these movies/tv shows they'll have to do something pretty huge and even then i'll just stream it long after release

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because it's a SECRET invasion you numbskull. People aren't SUPPOSED to see it.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    In my eyes, the MCU ended with Hawkeye.

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I watched the first two episodes and stopped. It's boring and there are no white men.

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    there are a dozen reasons
    >capeshit
    After infinity war it's over, that should have been the end of the MCU until they had the X-Men and Fantastic Four ready to roll out.
    >premise
    Nick Fury is a peripheral character in comics for a reason, he's simply not interesting enough to carry a story and neither is SHIELD as a whole, as evidenced by the now multiple failed SHIELD TV shows.
    >politics
    I think this is less important than a lot of people on here do but it certainly doesn't help when the show is coated in the worst political and social takes since Mary Antoinette told them to eat cake. Again it's hardly the show's biggest or defining flaw, but it doesn't help.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Nick Fury is a peripheral character in comics for a reason, he's simply not interesting enough to carry a story
      Based casual

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Goddamn thats cringe, like the boys level of cringe

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >did he do a heckin toxic masculinity??? Cringe!!

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because they were written by the same guy kek

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      In the MCU definitely less is more.
      He’s mysterious, competent and short fused.

      How can you have a show with him as the mc.

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Nick Fury and the literal whos
    Lol Agents of SHIELD but somehow even more boring

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only one character can save the MCU

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The buchering of D+ MCU Doom is not something I want to see. The first several attempts were bad enough

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't watch a single MCU capeshit since Iron Man but I will watch Doom movie if they make it

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      True (as a non mcu fan)

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Doom would unironically save it, but there's no way they have the balls to do him justice. An absolute gigachad dictator with powers out the ass who manages to be despicable while also remaining charismatic and just cool as frick. They'd neuter him so hard out of fear he'd turn people authoritarian or something.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Secret Wars HAS to have Doom or it's DOA.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Only one character can save the MCU
      inb4 D+ makes Doom a black feminist woman who just screams at everyone.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Doom finally makes it into the MCU
      >He gets the Ultron treatment where he's just the but of the joke for the entire run time and is constantly making shitty quips

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Dr. Doom? Really? You bad guys arent even trying to come up with clever names anymore.
        >--defeats him easily--

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >It's DR DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*starts violently coughing*-OOOOM
          >The heroes look at each other and cringe
          >"Well that was akward"

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Dr. Doom? Really? You bad guys arent even trying to come up with clever names anymore.
          >Doom takes no shit, bulldozes them easily
          >"Only an imbecile would think to stand against DOOM"

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They would just make him a Trump analog.

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This should've been a phase-long arc. They botched it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Making Skrulls a galactic refugee group was a moronic decision

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        holy fricking cringe, is that actually what they did?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          that's what they are in Captain Marvel, now they are trying to blow up the Earth with nukes to conquer it because they can survive radiation, all that is supposed to happen in Russia, the cast is 50% African Americans for some reason.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Required for Oscars

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well what are they then?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          A race of alien conquerors, constantly at war with the Kree. NOT oppressed by them.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The start of MCU Skrulls was botched. Stretching it out would have been piling on bad after bad.

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    No Cobie no watch

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      why was she killed off? is she an issue behind scenes? her last show stumptown got canned and she not done much since?
      she would have been perfect to take over from fury.

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sameul L Jackson attacked the audience.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Go on...

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://cosmicbook.news/brie-larson-broken-by-donald-trump-samuel-l-jackson-defends-her

        I have no idea why their actors keep saying this moronic shit right before their garbage comes out.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          This was back in 2016, but I don't think she's a big fan of Biden either.
          Didn't go to endorse him with the rest of the MCU cast.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >This was back in 2016,
            No that was now. They are mentioning Trump because every article has to for clicks but he recently called everyone that dislikes her incels. That was last month

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I have no idea why their actors keep saying this moronic shit right before their garbage comes out.
          Hollywood still hasn't gotten it through their head that attacking the same people that consume their product isn't a smart move.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >She was broken over Trump winning
          Kek. She is such a victim.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            She's better looking than Brie.

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Secret Invasion (the comic) was written like another Infinity War. It was a huge event that involved literally every capeshit character. Clearly Yidsney didn't see fit to provide the budget for that, hence the cast consisting of Sam Jackson and that's it

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kang should've been a niche plot device for TV series. Shapeshifting alien invasion is clearly more interesting subject than some time-traveling wewuz

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's insane they they chose Kang as the new villain.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's insane that they introduced him after nerfing MCU time travel.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >nerfing time travel
            they built a time machine and introduced infinity universes and time cops to keep order. nothing matters anymore, its like rick and morty. shits fricked? jump to new unfricked universe thats exactly like the old universe

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I meant more that Kang takes advantage of altering time to benefit him, where Endgame made it a rule that you can't do that.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                sure but the whole loki TCA shit makes it clear that tons of time travel is okay if its "supposed to happen" so they can always paint themselves into corners and time travel away again.

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    No-one cares about capeshit anymore.

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >thinking people will warch capeshit without superheros

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Plot is completely unbelievable.
    >Be advanced alien species who can blend in with society perfectly
    >Decides to be black

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've watched so far but the show is dumb as frick, it's nowhere near as smart as it thinks it is.

    Fury's character is moronic and he should have known his actions would inevitably lead to this rebellion, and he gets absolutely BTFO and outsmarted at every turn.

    The show has made it clear over 3 episodes that Fury is a moron, and the only reason he even got high in SHIELD is due to his Skrull spies

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >black man rises through the ranks of his profession
      >not because of his intelligence or merit
      >but because another race did all the work

      What did Marvel mean by this?

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would anyone want to watch skrulls? It's a gimmick that lets them make anyone they want a skrull so they get out of any bad plotting

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's boring, woke shit.

    Who wants to see Super Skrulls if they're not fighting against the Avengers?

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They fricked up secret invasion by having the skrulls be a non-threat and victims of interglatic racism with captian marvel.
    That's their first introduction to the MCU and they completly boatched it ruining any possiblity of using the skrulls as an actual threat or danger.

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Why is no one watching it?
    Because this is your new era Nick Fury

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      .jpg
      That scene is literally blacks saying they're superior to the entire White race and that blacks should rightfully rule over the planet.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >We wrestled power from mediocre white men
      >Our best efforts fail so hard in comparison to the efforts of those mediocre white men it's embarrassing.
      kek

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Remember, blacks literally believe that any time a black person fails it's because of White oppression.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, they don't believe that. They use it as blackmail. An excuse, just like they use "racism" as an excuse when they don't get their way, but they know full well what the truth is.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >No, they don't believe that. They use it as blackmail. An excuse, just like they use "racism" as an excuse when they don't get their way, but they know full well what the truth is.
            I think we need to separate the races until we find out just what the hell is going on.

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wanted to give it a shot, but it's too dark. Not the blacks, I mean literally I can not see anything. Disney+ is too dark, but a lot of new movies are too dark to see anything in general. Frick these moronic homosexual graphics people that have been fricking everything up, God damned diversity hires.
    Capeshit is dead though, I was hoping for some spy kino

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I was hoping for some spy kino
      Why anyone thinks they could do anything with 6 episodes is ridiculous. Only reason Andor could be remotely good was it had 12 episodes and a promise of a S2 and even then, 6 of the episodes were slow as frick.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah i had to tweak VLC's video filters to watch various things in the past and now just leave them on everything.

  36. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why WOULD anyone watch it?

    >Skrulls
    Presented as not being villains; don't care.

    >Nick Fury's newly created family
    Care even less, probably.

  37. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because, just as I said would happen, the TV shows are way too big of a commitment to keep up with month to month, and now that most people missed most of phase 4, there is no interest.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      6 episode mini series released on 18 month cycles are too much. if they tried to make an old fashioned 26 episode season i think it would do fine.

  38. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a bit slow.
    They're trying to make me care for the aliens but I just don't.
    It's the same reveal every time so far. Wew person is a skrull.

  39. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >more Marvel

  40. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it's okay when Assguardians migrate to Earth
    >it's not okay when the colored folk Skrull migrate to Earth

  41. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm watching for Emilia, now they've shot her. It doesn't seem like typical capeshit. Has an "Andor" feel about it.

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