Bruh, awkwafina is the quintessential yellow monkey. Tran and Liu are objectively pretty, and I know your b***h ass knows this but the right side is only heavily photoshopped Koreans.
Ride around on the Tokyo subway and you'll see a near majority of the girls 20-30 look like the girls on the right (although the teeth will be hit or miss, but that has improved significantly in the past decade)
I have an idea for a comedy. It’s called “stalking Awkwafina”
It’s documentary, hidden camera style, following awkwafina on her daily business, and when she least expects it, three masked men leap out from behind a bush and beat her like a dog in the street!
Then we leave her alone for a month, let her recover, and when she goes to a Starbucks the barista asks for her name and BAM three masked men leap from behind the counter and surround her, raising their arms and screaming “aaaaaaaggggghhhh die b***h die!!!! Aaaaagggghhh”
Then they bolt and leave her sobbing on the floor.
Then we leave her along for a year. Until one night, while she’s sleeping. Three masked men leap out of her closet and drag her into the street naked and tie her up on a street light and pelt her with gravel!
5the film ends zooming out on her crying as she’s tied to the lamp pole freezing and naked
Anyone who doesn't mention this is a shill trying to make it look like she "earned" her career. There is nothing special about her, she ticks the Asian diversity box but she is also a part of the tribe.
She's proven herself as a "safe" POC. You can hire her, collect your diversity points, and not have to worry she'll say/do something stupid 'cause she knows where the money is.
Stupid ugly b***h made the film actively WORSE any time she was on screen. There should be a law against giving musicians lots of movie roles. Some movie credits every now and then like Bowie or Sting are ok, throwing her ugly ass in every single movie out there even though she has 0 acting skills or charisma is fricking stupid.
Hollywood needs more asian slaves that tow the line, but there aren't that many. That is the same reason they promoted the main guy from Chang-chi as well but no one seems to care about him or like him but they think it will make them popular in china.
i don't really seen like i've seen her in much. i know she was in shang chi though i didn't see it. she was in the visit, which was underwhelming. she has her show nora from queens. can't really think of anything else
Asian for diversity but not cute pale hot pretty enough to make white women feel challenged, same with Zendaya. People act bewildered by all of the ugly nonwhite girls in media but it’s mostly to instill a sense of superiority in the white woman viewer and it’s gonna be the bulk of this decade.
She's an Asian Zendaya; forced ugliness to make you accept diversity.
You arent wrong , but I hate Zendaya more than her. Casting her as Chani was the moment I started to hate her
Should have been moner.
I dunno. Her agent is good? She attracts certain desired audiences reliably and cost-effectively?
She must give up the box to literally everyone within a hundred mile radius of Hollywood.
>swah
bad luck to kill a cigar frog
someone edit this with awkwafina instead of the bird
I like Nora From Queens.
>I like Nora From Queens.
Me too. Quiz Lady was passable as well
is this b***h named after bottled tap water?
i also don't understand that choice
WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP
Token Asian who can "act" as well as 90% of actresses. Not too Asian, probably easy to work with. Not pretty but easy on the eyes.
>easy on the eyes.
If you're blind maybe. b***h is ugly AF
>I luv penis
Based
it's a part of their plan
What's her name?
I'd still prefer a nice homegrown asiatic creatura over one of your plastic bugs.
right only looks better to pedos attracted to pre-pubescent looks
if you think ack-afina isn't the ugliest one in that picture by far, i don't know what to tell you
why would you dare slander lucy liu?
every Hollywood asian save for the third is still bangable
Bruh, awkwafina is the quintessential yellow monkey. Tran and Liu are objectively pretty, and I know your b***h ass knows this but the right side is only heavily photoshopped Koreans.
Ride around on the Tokyo subway and you'll see a near majority of the girls 20-30 look like the girls on the right (although the teeth will be hit or miss, but that has improved significantly in the past decade)
Liu is barely passable when she was in her prime.
haha very good very good. Well memed my friend! … now let’s see the right side without their makeup
what's wrong with top left? she looks pretty attractive
Young Lucy Liu was hot as a motherfricker
Lucy Liu is by far the hottest one there
>asians in asia
https://twitter.com/TheFigen_/status/1734527569892950411
very disrespectful to put lucy liu up there with those other disgusting americans. she's hot as frick
>ugly minority
why do you think
She's not ugly, you just don't like her and lack the self-awareness to distinguish the two.
Because like all comedians she has a funny voice
I have an idea for a comedy. It’s called “stalking Awkwafina”
It’s documentary, hidden camera style, following awkwafina on her daily business, and when she least expects it, three masked men leap out from behind a bush and beat her like a dog in the street!
Then we leave her alone for a month, let her recover, and when she goes to a Starbucks the barista asks for her name and BAM three masked men leap from behind the counter and surround her, raising their arms and screaming “aaaaaaaggggghhhh die b***h die!!!! Aaaaagggghhh”
Then they bolt and leave her sobbing on the floor.
Then we leave her along for a year. Until one night, while she’s sleeping. Three masked men leap out of her closet and drag her into the street naked and tie her up on a street light and pelt her with gravel!
5the film ends zooming out on her crying as she’s tied to the lamp pole freezing and naked
She isn't white.
she has a sexy voice and a vacuum butthole
token minority, recognizable face and moniker.
that's it.
Awkwafina is a genius, and her vegana is 50 times better than a penis
i want to tenderly kiss her neck and stick my wiener in her butthole, because she is chinese
so I can fantasize about her big fricking mouth around
what the frick I thought she was black this whole time
nah she's just from queens. new yorkers just sound naturally obnoxious lmao.
Her alias sounds like black
She sounds black so I guess that's the point. When I first heard her speak I almost didn't believe it because she sounds like a genuine black hood rat
chuds BTFO
Post modernist (aka israeli) redefining of traditions. Comedy is no longer about being funny.
Also chinese/american themed movies/tv are hot shit now because the chinese government now allows them to consume western media.
HER FATHER IS israeli
Anyone who doesn't mention this is a shill trying to make it look like she "earned" her career. There is nothing special about her, she ticks the Asian diversity box but she is also a part of the tribe.
It finally makes sense now. Just another ugly nepo b***h.
Wikipedia says he’s Chinese
I like her, very bangable, but my wife is a lot hotter than her.
her blaccent made the nyc israelites giggle
She looks like she loves being chocked and spat on
Why the frick would you take your stage name after a mangled formed of a bottled water brand?
How did she get a pass when they came to cancel her for speaking black in her roles?
She’s cute but her asymmetrical teeth seriously creep me out.
She was actually really good in The Farewell. Idk why they keep putting her in comedic roles which she’s a perfectly serviceable dramatic actress.
I'm guessing they measure the distance between actresses eyes these days.
she's the only Asian under 40 who speaks English
If you wouldn't go balls deep in her, you are a massive homo
>Why is she given so many roles?
Good agent, Hollywood agenda of "changing beauty standards" means casting people who look like racial stereotypes.
Yeah, I'd frick her. She's oddly attractive despite looking like a crude stereotype.
Funny to see these comics posted more on here these days. They're pretty much proto-Luna
She's ugly.
Only french people can understand this
she cute
She's proven herself as a "safe" POC. You can hire her, collect your diversity points, and not have to worry she'll say/do something stupid 'cause she knows where the money is.
Was it any good?
There was potential there, but it needed a lot more Cage and a lot less Awkwafina.
The fight scenes also went on for too long.
Stupid ugly b***h made the film actively WORSE any time she was on screen. There should be a law against giving musicians lots of movie roles. Some movie credits every now and then like Bowie or Sting are ok, throwing her ugly ass in every single movie out there even though she has 0 acting skills or charisma is fricking stupid.
Movie was disappointing and a massive part of that was her whole cop drama side story. Without it I would have thought the movie was fine.
I know nothing about her and I'm better for it.
Hollywood needs more asian slaves that tow the line, but there aren't that many. That is the same reason they promoted the main guy from Chang-chi as well but no one seems to care about him or like him but they think it will make them popular in china.
Why is her mouth and nose so un-aligned
i don't really seen like i've seen her in much. i know she was in shang chi though i didn't see it. she was in the visit, which was underwhelming. she has her show nora from queens. can't really think of anything else
chigger is the true "model minority"
Asian for diversity but not cute pale hot pretty enough to make white women feel challenged, same with Zendaya. People act bewildered by all of the ugly nonwhite girls in media but it’s mostly to instill a sense of superiority in the white woman viewer and it’s gonna be the bulk of this decade.
Because she's a Black person but yellow.
t. Chink
her face looks strangely large
trust fund c**t
her family founded one of the oldest chinese restaurants in NYC
but the b***h pretends to be from "working class"
Hollywood forcing her on everyone. Like they did with Zendaya and Seth Rogan.
Hollywood isn't forcing Rogan on is. Rogan IS Hollywood. He produces something like 75% of the slop you morons slurp up these days
>she's 35
wtf I thought she was 10 years younger
the wall looms
I liked her in that newer jumanji flick. Playing both an old crotchety guy sick of nonsense and then playing some insecure teenager was funny.