Why is she so evil?

Why is she so evil?

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because she didn't get a wiener in her pussy once in her entire lifetime.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      She has a husband.
      She pinches his butt in the original film, so I imagine they were at least occasionally knocking boots.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      She raises chickens for a living; she has plenty of wiener.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Melisha fricks like crazy what are you talking about? She needs something to string all these men along.

      this movie always makesme hungry for pot pies

      Just as planned.

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    she was hot

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    she's forced to live in england

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      bro, you mean West Palestine

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    this movie always makesme hungry for pot pies

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's british

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    At least sequel wasn't as saccharine as I expected, they did show a character dying.

    previous one had a beheading in in like 5 minutes of the movie

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was a cop out that Mrs Tweedy didn't get chopped-up to death and fried.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        At least she was fried in the end... twice.

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >wants to make chicken pot pies
    >wants to make nuggets
    """evil"""

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think in the first one she was just hyper frustrated being a big fish in a small pond and was trying to get out of it and then the chickens fricked her. The second one was her just going full tilt due to getting reckt'd by chickens and not being able to handle it but still trying to become something great when everyone else is just doing small shit. full evil was only cemented at the end once she saw they were actually full intelligent chickens and could feel parental emotes and just did give a frick

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The revelation that chickens are sapient beings with human like intelligence damaged her mind.

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    as a kid i always thought she was a man on the first movie not even memeing

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is she back?

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    She really isn’t she’s just a farmer.

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Goddamn those nuggets look good

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wait, they made a sequel?

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    She reminds me of that one deranged femanon who used to hang out in Homestuck threads

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >She's evil because...she uses meat for cooking

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because evil women are hot

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

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