Honestly fair play to the lad. It would be easy to accept your fate as that guy but he decided not to let it continue. Probably most people don't have that back bone
If you’re a professional actor who gets to enjoy a privileged life, you’re supposed to be secure enough to be a little self effacing. It’s like when Brie Larson got all defensive while doing promotional interviews for End Game. Take the hit, make a joke and move on.
>Well, I’ll tell ya, Jimmy. I did this for you. Any other day of the week I’d smell like cold cuts from Subway!
It's not that easy especially when you're Jonah the israelite. You don't want to be the fat funny guy in Hollywood anymore, you want people like Brad Pitt and Jimmy Kimmel to respect you after being picked on and teased your entire life. I think he can't handle the Hollywood lifestyle, because he is a typecast and will never escape it
Is johan going to have a resurgence like brendan fraser? It's honestly kind of sad how he rose to fame by being the butt of every joke and when he tried to escape that and go for serious roles (which he did quite successfully) people just kept treating him as a joke.
He was a lifelong fatty, from his childhood well into his adult life and career he was a fat frick. Of course he was going to take the easy route, working out and watching what you eat is really hard after all.
>Exiled yourself from Hollywood and interviews for a couple of years to get away from it all due to depression >decide to finally come back and ask your friend Jimmy Kimmel if he can ease you back into it with a softball interview, he says no problem >walk on set with your head held high feeling good >”hey Jonah, you don’t smell like shit which is very surprising!!!”
to be honest, all the flack he's gotten in the last few years he did to himself.
incredibly insecure rich kid who got in on his connections and carries his insecurities with him and is constantly trying to be something he's not. always changing his looks to whatever is trendy for 23 yr olds, losing weight then bouncing back over and over, being weird with women etc. he could have matured into a phillip seymour hoffman or something but is stuck in this state of trying to be cool in a way that just doesnt fit him
Honestly fair play to the lad. It would be easy to accept your fate as that guy but he decided not to let it continue. Probably most people don't have that back bone
it's just bantz mate, he shouldn't be such a sensitive homosexual, especially when he's a "comedic" actor.
If you’re a professional actor who gets to enjoy a privileged life, you’re supposed to be secure enough to be a little self effacing. It’s like when Brie Larson got all defensive while doing promotional interviews for End Game. Take the hit, make a joke and move on.
>Well, I’ll tell ya, Jimmy. I did this for you. Any other day of the week I’d smell like cold cuts from Subway!
There. It’s that easy
It's not that easy especially when you're Jonah the israelite. You don't want to be the fat funny guy in Hollywood anymore, you want people like Brad Pitt and Jimmy Kimmel to respect you after being picked on and teased your entire life. I think he can't handle the Hollywood lifestyle, because he is a typecast and will never escape it
Is he acting? Was this a bit? I remember reading some leaked email about him wanting a grand song-and-dance entrance to this.
Go watch the video you can tell it's clearly staged and they're doing a bit.
No, it wasn't. This was a genuine moment.
Alright my bad I didn't realize we were still doing this.
>posts a photoshopped image
you're not doing well for yourself
What do you think Jonah really smells like?
Kefir
Is johan going to have a resurgence like brendan fraser? It's honestly kind of sad how he rose to fame by being the butt of every joke and when he tried to escape that and go for serious roles (which he did quite successfully) people just kept treating him as a joke.
He's a falcon nosed manlet with a high pitched voice, what did he expect? Image is king and he doesn't look like a leading man
He needs to accept who he is and stop trying so hard to be someone else before a recovery
Cause you're a fat PIG, Feldstein!!!
what a forward fat man you are
because you have entire ecosystems living between your folds you disgusting schlomo
>OH N-
What is this bodyshape called?
Fat
KBB
(Killer Bean Bod)
>has access to the best dietitians, personal trainers , and personal chefs
>still had to abuse ozempic to lose weight
Why is he like this?
Imagine being addicted to something you need to consume every couple of hours
He was a lifelong fatty, from his childhood well into his adult life and career he was a fat frick. Of course he was going to take the easy route, working out and watching what you eat is really hard after all.
You know he stinks and doesn't shower very often
jews hate paying for water
>Funny how?
>Exiled yourself from Hollywood and interviews for a couple of years to get away from it all due to depression
>decide to finally come back and ask your friend Jimmy Kimmel if he can ease you back into it with a softball interview, he says no problem
>walk on set with your head held high feeling good
>”hey Jonah, you don’t smell like shit which is very surprising!!!”
to be honest, all the flack he's gotten in the last few years he did to himself.
incredibly insecure rich kid who got in on his connections and carries his insecurities with him and is constantly trying to be something he's not. always changing his looks to whatever is trendy for 23 yr olds, losing weight then bouncing back over and over, being weird with women etc. he could have matured into a phillip seymour hoffman or something but is stuck in this state of trying to be cool in a way that just doesnt fit him
Today I will remind them
>uh jonnah, why does your mouth taste like baby foreskin?