Why is there so little decent smut based on this?
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Why is there so little decent smut based on this?
Why is there so little decent smut based on this?
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>smut
You mean porn?
Smut is girltalk for porn.
Because the characters look like earthworms and the only significant audience it has left are 40 year old women with 'Furbabies'
Cope.
I'm sorry your show doesn't have 'smut'. OP asked a question and I gave an answer. You are free to take the answer as you like but that is the reason.
Yet there's no shortage of porn for the fugly ass characters of Simpsons and Family Guy or South Park.
Fricking moronic
Simpsons and Family guy's women are an acquired taste
>Because the characters look like earthworms
And yet i can find Warren the eagle porn
Checkmate
Because they're ugly as sin.
I see some written smut. This seems to be a show mainly watched by women, so there's not much market for pictures.
I might be short, but not too short to jerk off to cartoons.
The Belcher gals are remarkably perfectly suited incarnation for the relatable feral horniness of the feminine mystique. If you're a real b***h in heat you probably see a lot of yourself in Louise's preadolescent agression, Tina's adolescent desperation, and Linda's full-bodied shamelessness.
Excuse me sirs, I sleep with prostitutes and jerk off to Lou- I mean Linda.
The artstyle unfortunately turns off some people.
This looks fine
SketchToons does good stuff.
Where can I find more?
Their pateron.
not enough people watch cable tv anymore.
Nor many people like the Muppet mouths, but the main two (Linda end Louise) are really cute
That's nice, but it's not really Linda
>it's not really Linda.
Or is it? If we just have Linda be a big tiddy new joisey Italian-american neighborhood mommy then it's quite valid interpretation of who Linda could be.
That one looks more like Linda, tho. Liek yeah, you can de-Muppet-fy her a bit, but not the whole way
I'd argue you can. The simplified art style is not meant to be descriptive but impressionistic.
Compqre that one to the Tovio Rogers one, and tell me which one looks more like Linda
Trick question because they both do.
Not really. Without the reference pic at the top corner, you could say she's some Jersey broad
>you could say she's some jersey broad.
AKA essentially Linda Belcher.
I rest my case.
I wish a young man would approach her and whip out his foot long wiener leading to a night of love making
When you're talking about this teen stud, who you imagining? I always picture Logan because he seems like he poor impulse control and a big dick.
a young man is 18-25
Yeah, I'm gonna ahead and imagine it's Logan because I'm already headcanoning him being one of those skinny white boys with ginormous penises.
Cuck
Jesus Christ, that face is fricking horrid.
that's not nice the show's animators worked hard on that style
It's supposed to be ugly, because ugly is funny. They had a man voice her because it's funny. They never thought about the degenerate morons that would be turned on by that shit.
Besides, it's completely off-model, so that's not the fault of the show's creators.
They shouldn't have cast a guy who does a mom voice so fricking well. Hell we sexualize the everliving shit out of Dr.Girlfriend and her voice was even gruffer.
It's not his fault, it's yours.
No it's neither my fault for recognizing a pitch perfect imitation of a maternal voice nor John Roberts for honing his act.
No the fault lies entirely with the unimaginative prudes, like youself, for having such a rigid view of gender performances.
Because the art style is too ugly and the audience isn't there.
That's only half true.
I think the showrunners have an anti-glamour, pro-awkward agenda where Linda's MILF status is ignored, Tina is denied her high school glow-up and Louise getting more in her touch with her feminine energy is shut down making it a big entry barrier with some of your more tpical smut peddlers
There it is.
That's all of it.
https://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/Bob%27s_Burgers%20Ehryelmswr4/1
I asked for decect
Surely there has to be fan fiction of Bob and the supermarket turkey salesman.
Because the characters are fricking ugly you moron. Who would fap to these skin colored muppets.
Sorry you just don't got that dawg in ya son but my dick is an apex predator that is rock hard and ready to frick.
I HATE THIS BOARD
GET SOME STANDARDS YOU PATHETIC FRICKS GOOD GOD
Alright then
What cartoons do 'you' like, little anon?
Hm?
Most of them are children you freak
>13 adults
>11 kids
learn to count