why is this clearly the best of the three modern adaptations and yet the one that has fizzled into obscurity?

why is this clearly the best of the three modern adaptations and yet the one that has fizzled into obscurity?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Titus is difficult to adapt since it's so dark and ludicrous.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it flopped at the box office, and Shakespeare is too high-brow to put on daytime cable so it didn't build word of mouth over time the way other brilliant flops like Shawshank Redemption did

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's always been one of his less-liked plays.

      >it flopped at the box office
      yes although it only opened in like five theaters.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lmao, Shakespeare was low-brow in its time. Filled with smut. Imagine 400 years from now people calling Game of Thrones too high-brow to show anymore.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    anon ALL the Titus adaptations fizzled into obscurity.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    whats the name of that color?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No idea

      >t. ancient greek

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        real nerd hours

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cobalt blue

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Woad?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Almost certainly. I don't know the story, but I recognize the woad.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      aquamarine

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      turkroach

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ultramarine maybe. Like those totally shitty guys in WH40K.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Azure maybe?

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What are the other two? (Also, that version sucks.)

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dicaprio and the ian mckellen one

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Even the play has been shat on for fashion for hundreds of years.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    not even shakespeare play is a hit. he shat them out at a prodigious rate and titus adronicus just doesn’t have that much going for it

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It is no different from Game of Thrones and yet GoT was hailed as a modern day masterpiece.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        not even shakespeare play is a hit. he shat them out at a prodigious rate and titus adronicus just doesn’t have that much going for it

        its literally oldboy i guess people only like revenge stories when its done by asiatics

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm afraid I blue myself

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he blue himself

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >1999

    shant watch your silent ass black and white film, geezer. Skibidi!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      are you sure it even has nazis

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    thought it was garbage

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because it's a weird movie based on a weird play.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't "get" it.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    here's how to make it better

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why isn't he smiling about them. Is he gay?

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Titus
    >The fall of an empire
    Why are they like this? There is still the 5 good emperors after this dynasty.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      At least google before flaunting your impotent history wiener. It has nothing to do with Vespasians. It's a complete Shakespearian fiction. One of his first revenge play that people still argue was a parody of the entire sub genre.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >people still argue was a parody of the entire sub genre.
        Do you agree with this? Because a few of his stories seem more like a kind of mockery than a serious/invested take on the subject. He seemed like he was quite catty at times, but liked to dress his burns up in a deniable way.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I liked this movie a lot. Every character is a caniving bastard and it relies on exploitation for shock value. This Shakespeare guy was ahead of his time. Richard III is also really good.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i get my news from trusted news sources

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The best modern adaptation of TA is Scott Tenorman Must Die.

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    po-titus.

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You just reminded me of how based the score is

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In your opinion, what's the central "meme" or idea of this story?
    Because I've never heard one applied to it.

    More popular Shakespeare stuff tends to have at a least a very basic broad central idea that attracts people (and with the people come the critiques and cultural gatekeepers who attempt hijack and rewrite the popular viewpoint as their own viewpoint).

    >its literally oldboy
    This is interesting.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The theme is "don't be a dick".

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's the Cymbeline... with bikers.
    Ed Harris Motorcycle Shakespeare
    and it's kino.

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