Why is this movie supposed to be funny? I call myself Virginity Master as a joke because I'm 33 and a virgin.

Why is this movie supposed to be funny? I call myself Virginity Master as a joke because I'm 33 and a virgin. Who cares? Why did they pressure him to lose it?

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ultimate blackpill (for coomers on Cinemaphile) is that sex itself isn't all that great and is arguably overrated from a purely physical sensation perspective, but the emotional/intimate connection that is strengthened by sex with someone you love, and the general intimacy around it (e.g., kissing, cuddling, etc.) is the truly incredible and important thing.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hate porn for ruining my brain or rather myself for ruining my brain with porn. I often frick my gf and basically feel bored

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        The way I see it, I let my girlfriend ride my dick as much as she wants purely for her own pleasure (she sure as hell enjoys it more than I do), and in return she sucks my dick for my own pleasure. Works out well for both of us.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >sex with someone you love, and the general intimacy around it (e.g., kissing, cuddling, etc.)
      homie I've been a addicted to porn for a decade and this is still all I long for

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    When "losing your virginity" replaced "getting married", that was the moment western romance culture went to shit.

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bro please tell me you’re really not a virgin at 33.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      bro I'm a virgin and 34

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        are you me? I'm 33 too and have never been on a date or in a relationship

        I'm 31 and still a virgin, never even kissed, never even held hands.

        Haha, I win. I'm 40 and a virgin.

        https://i.imgur.com/vxKEJRz.jpg

        Why is this movie supposed to be funny? I call myself Virginity Master as a joke because I'm 33 and a virgin. Who cares? Why did they pressure him to lose it?

        You are on the council, but we do not grant you the rank of master.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          what great powers do you possess, oh the dark one

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its not 2010. I was a virgin until 28 now I'm unhappily married

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    a lot of male coworkers will have litte personality outside of talking to you about pussy breasts ass. so they get their minds blown if you don't care. it could make it uncomfortable if you have to work closely with them.

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    why do you have a stack of links at the ready mate. that post wasn't even related.

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    are you me? I'm 33 too and have never been on a date or in a relationship

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >this us basically the norm in the west today
    What happened?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not really. While the percentage of incels is definitely higher than it was in the past, it's still nowhere near the majority of people that are over 30, and it's small compared to the numbers in countries like South Korea, Japan and China.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        What about people 20-30?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >china
        If you thought China couldn’t get Orwellian enough, statistically about 1/5 of chinese men will be incels for life because of the country’s fricked up demographics.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Terrible for the average man and family, good for the army's recruitment.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          they will send their surplus men to russia, because they have surplus women now

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s far from the norm, but the increase is due to dating apps. If you are not capable of playing the dating game using them as a medium, you are mostly dead in the water.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sexual Revolution happened, most women are fine with dating a small portion of men, said portion of men are fine with dating most women

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sex is awesome, mentally and medicinally. I could not imagine being 33 (much less 23) and never experiencing it. The litany of problems with a person who is 33 and has not done it yet are too much to overcome.

    Here’s the kicker…as guy who never had to even try to get it, I got married, had kids, and I don’t even think about fricking anyone else. I achieved “I’ve had sex with every type/scenario possible and my kids are more important”. It’s now just for fun and the physical benefits, not ego. Harmony.

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The early 00s were the beginning of the pagan nightmare we live in today

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 31 and still a virgin, never even kissed, never even held hands.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      me too, me too.
      t. in the same situation 31 year old turbovirgin

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      me too, me too.
      t. in the same situation 31 year old turbovirgin

      bro I'm a virgin and 34

      are you me? I'm 33 too and have never been on a date or in a relationship

      I'm 25 and a virgin.
      Wizardbros, how do I make it stop hurting.

      your making it up

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nope

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          you are

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            No

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        h-haha yeah I'm just "making it up" I'm not a 30 year old kissless virgin, I actually sex girls all the time penis in vegana am i rite

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    normies
    >just be yourself
    also normies
    >what do you mean you are a virgin at 30???
    normies too
    >actually, don't be yourself

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 25 and a virgin.
    Wizardbros, how do I make it stop hurting.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It will never stop hurting, it will never get better. It will get progressively worse each year

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      the true wizard powers you get at 30 years old are that you kind of stop caring and accept you will never have a gf

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's not true, it will never get better
        t. actual wizard

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are guys expected to have bad sex, unfulfilling relationships with peopel they don't like or use prostitutes just to conform to soem rigid social norm about copulating?

    Society should be trying to pair kindred spirits for life like they used to instead of turning everything into some cheap sexual perversion.

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Why is this movie supposed to be funny?
    It's fun to make fun of the disabled.

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