Why is this place so shit when it comes to producing good media?

Why is this place so shit when it comes to producing good media?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Mad Max 1-3 were all good

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Okay, good point. So we have Mad Max, ACDC, Steve Irwin… what else of note have we created? I should mention im from melbourne myself

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        We have Mr Inbetween, which is pretty good

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          only one mention of Mr Inbetween?

          Cinemaphile has failed once again at having good taste

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I nearly brought it up earlier as an example of self-financed Aussie filmmaking excellence... but then I found out he got hella financing from Screen Australia, still, yes, Scott Ryan is the closest thing you can get to indie film success in Australia: one good film (as long as SA likes it and you get a celebrity mate on your side) and then 20 years later a Netflix series

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I remember Yahoo Serious being a "thing" for about five minutes in the late '80s.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >In July 2020, Serious was evicted from his Sydney rental property and ordered to pay $15,000 in rent arrears to the landlords. Serious stated that he was unable to pay due to the impacts of the COVID-19 pandemic, but was unable to substantiate this claim.
          oof

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            he still lives in australia?
            wonder what he thinks about the state of the film industry

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              If he still wants to make another movie he probably thinks it's tip top (in public)

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            He rents? He wasn't able to channel that short term success into a house at the very least?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              It's never been more over. If Yahoo Serious can't make it what hope is there for the rest of us?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah we all know your that vaccinated piece of shit who started coming here when reddit was down.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Frick up c**t

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Imagine supporting Daniel Andrews and begging anons from Cinemaphile to go to the Astor with you. Fricking homosexual.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Eric bana might have started the MCU

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          it was george lucas with howard the duck

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >we
        Frick off curry Black person
        slither back to the open sewer that spawned you

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        DANGER 5

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Bong here. No love for Lano and Woodley? (They're essentially unknown here, which is another of life's injustices.)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Mad Max 3 is not good

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Stfu, raggedy man.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Its also not Australian

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      1 and 2 were good but i didn't like 3. the first one will always be my favorite

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Mad Max (the original)
    Crocodile Dundee
    Romper Stomper

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Crocodile dundee is a dumb caricature and the reason why c**ts overseas just think all of australia is a red wasteland with blokes riding kangaroos around wearing those hats

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Crocodile Dundee was a fun movie and is part of Australian culture
        >the reason why c**ts overseas just think all of australia is a red wasteland with blokes riding kangaroos around wearing those hats
        Youd be a lot cooler if you were

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          > is part of Australian culture
          No, it’s a part of your ignorant american impression of what aussie culture actually is

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Lol, as an American I know how you feel. Nobody who hasn't lived here has the slightest idea what America is really like but so many people watch American TV and movies they think they're experts on my country.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              You don't all live in massive 6 bedroom houses on treelined streets and just take a single slice of toast from the massive spread your mom cools every morning?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I mean, I do, of course, but it's not the norm for most people. Three bedroom house on a quarter acre lot is the most common for detached single family housing.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                For all it’s problems, america still seems like a comfier place to live then Aus. Outside the major cities of course.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It's awesome really. The cities are mostly shit, you can still find some decent neighborhoods in some, but they're mostly containment zones for the child races these days.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Climate wise? I'd rather live in NSW, in like 3/4 of the US the summers are nasty swampy humid. In the whole southern half of the country people live like vampires and don't go outside all summer long.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I live in Florida and people are outside constantly, that's literally the point in living here.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                yeah but that's old people, they want to live in a sauna 24/7. it's also relatively warm there all year round, no one wants to do anything outside after it goes from 70 to 105 on the heat index in a few weeks

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                nope there's fit young people everywhere try again, I genuinely don't get what the frick you're talking about.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                *outside everywhere

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                i'm not talking about florida where it's subtropical and warm year round so people are used to being hot, i'm talking about places that have winters. there are a lot less people outside in late summer than in spring and fall

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I know, I love how empty the beaches are in the summertime in the US.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                beaches are an obvious exception because people go swimming to cool off. think about hiking, people walking their dogs, camping, having fires, hunting, foraging, mountain climbing
                this is moronic why are we even arguing about this

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                you said something stupid and people called you on it, you could stop now and don't reply to this if you think it's so moronic.
                we will graciously accept your concession.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Australia is filling up with Hindus who want to shit in the streets, publicly burn people and use the rivers for their rituals.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >mountain climbing
                Everything you said is moronic but this one is particularly moronic. You don't wait until winter to go mountain climbing. It's best to do it in good, warm weather so you have less chance of dying.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >mountain climbing
                >in the southern united states
                just stop embarrassing yourself

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Does southern California count?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >whole southern half of the country people live like vampires and don't go outside all summer long
                I'm trying not to call people fricking morons anymore but what the frick makes you think that? Is that what you did the summer you were there?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >ignorant american impression of what aussie culture actually is
            dont you have "petrol" to be huffing? or fighting over in the wasteland?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It's an Aussie in-joke that played well overseas by coincidence
            "New York" = Melbourne or Sydney
            Ironically it is you who doesn't understand Australia or else you wouldn't have been filtered (or you're just too young to remember)

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Older Australians used to act a lot like, of course it's an exaggeration, and a stereotype of the inner bush person, but it's not far off. homosexual modern Australia doesn't recognise itself in it.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I visited the outback recently. It's definitely still alive, it's only the big cities that are soulless wastelands.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            That's good to hear.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              If I were to live somewhere in Australia purely by choice, it'd be in one of those slightly outback towns. They feel safer than the cities too.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                The cities still feel fairly safe to me, wouldn't expect them to remain that way for long but i still wander about like i would when i lived rurally.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You've never been to one of those "slightly outback towns" they're almost all shitholes with abos or drug addicts causing problems regularly

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                That's why you go to a white outback down dumbass. Don't go anywhere abos are allowed.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                The "white" ones are full of drug addicts

                Again like I said, you should try going outside first

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I'm from a rural town. Drug addicts are pretty minor.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Which one. We will check the stats.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                t. Inner suburb Labor voter who voted for the Voice and thinks dark emu is real.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                t. have cop friends who've worked in the country actually

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Where in the country? Northern Territory doesn't count, its well known as a shithole and there are plenty of better places.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >didn't deny anything I said
                >admitting to sucking off vicpol scum

                WA but keep coping abo lovers

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I live in a 99% white town and there's frick all crime here.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >didn't deny anything I said
                >admitting to sucking off vicpol scum

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The Australian episode of Rick and Morty

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Romper Stomper
      SKINHEAD SKINHEAD
      LOOKING FOR A FIGHT

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The German singer goes hard.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's peopled almost entirely by the descendants of criminals.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Not anymore mate it’s mostly indian immigrants. We’re going to be a minority soon

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They'll fill the rapist niche that your ancestors couldn't since rapists were hanged in England instead of transported. Their presence balances your society. It's a good thing.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They're finally shutting the door hard on immigration, thank frick. Doesn't help that the c**ts opened the floodgates the last two years while we've had a housing crisis and inflation is out of control but at least the pieces of shit were able to see the writing on the wall and reduce it as well as slice the international "students" loopholes allowing pajeets to come here and be uber eats drivers while living in a single bedroom with five other pajeets.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          They're not shutting the door on immigration. They are only trying to reduce it back to its pre covid levels, which is still gonna be high enough to completely change the character of this nation in less than two generations. It's also high enough that it will do nothing to fix house prices. Yes, rents might stabilise but they won't go down. We're still fricked.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Touche.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >finally
          At the absolute most it's dropping from 200k to like 170k in the permanent migration of students, and then only if Coalition gets in because Labor wants to increase it and if Labor get pushed in to minority government they'll have to bow to Greens and raise it, Greens will run the country like last time. Temporary is still like an extra 100-200k on top of that too.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >only if Coalition gets in
            look at how much immigration went down under tony "stop the boats" abbott

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I'm just pointing out that their big plan is to cut it by 30k. Whether they will or not who knows, but Labor says they want to raise it.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >cut it by 30k.
                Just another lie

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >At the absolute most it's dropping from 200k to like 170k
            We took in 970,000 shitskins across the last two years. Dutton is pledging to bring it down to around 140,000 and I'm sure Albanese will "promise" to bring it around 150,000 to hedge votes.
            How much damage has already been done though?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >believing a single word Dutton or albo says

              It won't change no matter who wins

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Most likely right but when both parties are making public pledges, even if they are lying, it means they're aware that people are disgruntled.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          There’s something greater at play here. This immigrantion pause won’t be permanent, I dont trust albo enough to do something as honorable as that

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >This immigrantion pause won’t be permanent, I dont trust albo enough to do something as honorable as that
            Immigration is wildly unpopular here despite the population just going along with it without resistance. Now, with the cost of living skyrocketing it's more unpopular than ever. They're literally just doing the bare minimum necessary to appease voters enough to keep them compliant.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              the cost of living is too high to spend time doing anything anything that takes longer than 2 weeks, which is why australia's focus is on instant results from low tech and low skill work to get the landlords off your back

              so it means anything creative, high tech is totally out of the picture, just my luck

              >cost of living
              Rent has increased by about 20% in 6 months. I don't know how anyone is surviving in this country if they don't live at home / nepobaby who inherited property

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >falling for it

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          you're a moron they've been doing this same thing for years
          >open the floodgates to Black person tier 3rd worlders
          >native population gets angry
          >pretends to shut the door for a year or two until the native population forgets but also makes sure not to remove all the people they already let in
          >start over at step one
          we are watching the western world collapse in real time, technology has progressed to the point that everything is monitored at all times a revolution will never happen again.
          In short, its over.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >technology has progressed to the point that everything is monitored at all times a revolution will never happen again
            All that technological progress could be wiped out with a single geomagnetic storm and it's basically inevitable. Imagine the impact the Carrington event would have in the 21st century.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              We got that 2 weeks ago and nothing happened

              Keep coping

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Not even fricking close to the Carrington event in scale. You're the one coping if you genuinely think technological constraints will always be able to prevent revolution.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >let in more than 500k pajeets in 12 moths
          >going to reduce it to 250k pajeets next year
          >mfw the highest EVER was like 230k, before that it was way less
          It's one of the oldest negotiation tricks in the book moron, by going hard you change peoples expectations and can then get away with getting the still high number you originally wanted.
          BOTH political parties want "Big Australia" which is at least double our current population.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >BOTH political parties want "Big Australia" which is at least double our current population.
            I believe you, but why on earth do they think this is a good idea? What good can come doubling the population of a country that is already overflowing with c**ts unable to even support themselves. Are they planning on expanding cities out into the outback?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              more people = more gdp and higher property prices

              Australia is fricked as long as everyone in parliament has multiple investment properties

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Basically

              more people = more gdp and higher property prices

              Australia is fricked as long as everyone in parliament has multiple investment properties

              , immigration is unironically "good" for the economy in that it increases it's size, the fine print is that it benefits some more than others.
              The average joe gets fricked by immigration due to more competition for everything.
              The wealthy benefit by having access to more labour and are mostly protected from the increase in competition.
              For the government it's a double edged sword
              >How do we fix this?
              By meming "Big Australia" into the climate change and renewable energy debate.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Basically

                more people = more gdp and higher property prices

                Australia is fricked as long as everyone in parliament has multiple investment properties, immigration is unironically "good" for the economy in that it increases it's size
                You're halfway there.

                Immigration is "good" for the "economy" because when a third world immigrant arrives, they lack one thing, DEBT. The government wants immigration because the native population is at a point that is called DEBT SATURATED. As in, they cannot take on more debt and therefore cannot grow our farce of a so-called economy. Immigrants can take on debt, natives cannot.
                Because we allow Fractional Reserve banking with a ZERO POINT ZERO percent reserve, every single dollar of debt an immigrant takes on is a dollar created out of literally nowhere, and that's how our "economy" has kept "growing".

                The moment the flood of thirdies stops out economy goes completely breasts up because it's been chronically mismanaged since 1947.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >By meming "Big Australia" into the climate change and renewable energy debate.
                I don't like that clever clever shit, it always backfires. You think they're hobbled by internal contradictions? They don't even blink

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >current raging debate about how to transition away from fossil fuel
                >average normie is passionate about it
                >a large increase in population makes it harder and more expensive
                it's not a huge leap, there's a lot of potential to trojan horse "Sustainable Australia" with white Australia polices

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >Are they planning on expanding cities out into the outback?
              Depends what you mean by "planning" - the answer is yes if you earn someone in government intends for them to eventually move to and expand regional towns turning them into cities like what happened in the US mid west but if you mean "planning" as in making preparations for infrastructure, jobs and most importantly a frickload of water to support these people in the middle of fricking nowhere...

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >Are they planning on expanding cities out into the outback?
              there is plenty of room along the coast for all the urban sprawl they're planning. i live an hour away from my state capital in a small country town and they are developing a new suburb here. except instead of it being large blocks with plenty of room on them (there's shitloads of room out here) they are doing mcmansion style cuck homes on blocks no bigger than 400m2 just like you'd see in a suburban development in a big city. it's over, they're planning on sprawling gay suburbs as far as they possibly can.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >planning
              lol they have no plans, no vision
              growth is good, GDP is good, the experts tell them they need more people, that's as much thought as they put into it

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Is he to blame for this?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Just one in a long line of Fabian society stooges.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              libtard

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Reminder that your precious israelites had rudd removed

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Voted out.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                The israelite installed Gillard

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Who was then voted back in. Following this she was removed for Rudd who lost the election. Guess what happened? He was voted out.
                https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2013_Australian_federal_election

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                And? It doesn't change the fact that the israelite had him removed in the first place

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                he still kisses israelite arse and cries about white racism even after they did so he's a joke

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It makes your statement completely irrelevant. If you have trouble understanding or if you just really want to "win", please speak to your NDIS funded autism coach before ranting further.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I hate the milky bar kid

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Nope he was the one we voted in to open us up to China as our new friend to replace the US, at least he admitted he was wrong about that.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          lol the immigration issue is a smokescreen, the housing crisis began during covid when nobody was coming into the country at all.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        So what happened to Australia when the lockdowns were going on and immigration was stopped? Did rents and unemployment skyrocket because there were no skilled immigrants coming in to do the jobs Aussies don't want to do? Did you people have to eat cardboard because you didn't have the delicious food immigration brings?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          lmao lockdowns didn't stop immigration, it was a bit lower for 1-2 years but that was it

          Nothing will stop GDP growth and tye endless need for property value to increase

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, was total chaos. I once killed 3 anti-lockdown bogans in a single night with my razor-boomerang until the indian uber drivers could be levied to save the country from total disintegration.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          rents actually fell and life was comfy for a while
          but now it's back to hellscape

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >life was comfy for a while
            >but now it's back to hellscape
            Really? Life was comfy when they were dumping massive amounts of cash to stimulate the economy?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Yes!

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Yes. You should have seen the server chats in this region for basically any popular multiplayer game at that time. Everyone was just laughing and talking about how they should upgrade their computer with the free $2,500 we were all getting

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Read what I said again you dumb c**t. Massive amounts of money were dumped int the economy to try to tread water, money we will be repaying for decades. Think of it like those divorced guys who quit their job and max out the credit cards having fun for a year.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Inbreed criminals, now they think American larceny is the 'norm

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      it's probably a safe bet to bet on the fact you are a mutt and likely less white than Aussies are. I dunno why mutts have this superiority complex when reality paints a different much browner and mixed picture.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >he never heard of abby winters

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Have you heard the way they communicate?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      yuravinalahfc**t
      >captcha:smaka

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Kino

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's pretty funny that the Australian New Wave, unlike the New Wave in practically every other country, never did any abstract arty things, it was always just entertaining movies.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The movie about the guy whos mom locked him up and abused him until he was 30 and then died durin bdsm, letting him have a fun comedy movie the rest of the time. horrid henry or something.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Bad Boy Bubby?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah thats it

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    donko balls wants us to pay for nuke sub's, not entertainment. We are all full down under, full of shit.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      We are going to need those subs.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's a small irrelevant country it's actually impressive that they've churned out what they have.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      At least they're not New Zealand.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        At least New Zealand can claim the Lord of The Rings

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          As a filming location. With American money. Thanks for Karl Urban. He's ours now.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            And now Mad Max isn't even made in Australia

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Why? Is it that much cheaper to film in a dangerous shithole like South Africa or Namibia? Or is it the lack of workplace safety laws that's so enticing?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Why? Is it that much cheaper to film in a dangerous shithole like South Africa or Namibia? Or is it the lack of workplace safety laws that's so enticing?

              Fury Road was initially planned to film in Australia, but the desert they were going to film in got a SHIT TON of rain beforehand, and green plants started sprouting everywhere. They moved the shoot to Africa to get the lifeless desert look.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It was fricking garbage

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Was furiosa filmed in Australia at least or did they go back to Africa?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >trying to pretend global warming will turn australia into a desert
                >it's too green to film in

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Furiosa was shot in Australia

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        New Zealand produces more kino so Australia has no excuse

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Examples of New Zealand kino? Besides Lord of the Rings?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            what we do in the shadows

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Oh, right. David Cohen. Yay.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                wait till you find out how many israelites are in hollywood

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Sleeping Dogs

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Really? Just one?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I agree honestly. This country just gets worse and worse with all the indian immigration shit and the homosexual we have as our prime minister. I’m not even necessarily a racist person but it’s become too much. Would any ireland bros mind if an aussie came over?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      not really, as a country full of white people with English as a first language

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I remember when this was touted as the next “big australian comedy” that would blow up overseas. I checked it out and jesus christ it’s bad. We’re almost german level when it comes to comedy. The only funny shit about australia comes from real conversations with real people, but our “funny” shows are just terrible

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's because our comedy (also our drama) has to pass thru layers of communist funding and approval before getting anywhere

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        So you can only make TV and film in Australia if it's funded by the government?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Our only real way to get funded in the country is Screen Australia, run by the government. They prefer to fund overseas films and bring them here to film for tax incentives (Fall Guy, Anyone but you the two most recent).

          Sure you can get funding from worldwide production companies but it's a lot harder. I've found success with fricking Dubai production companies because screen Australia hates my guts at this point.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            So there's no private studios or a history of them? There was never a Warner Brothers or Paramount equivalent?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              We do have a Warner Bros studio in Queensland, next to a theme park but I don’t really know what they actually produce there.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >screen Australia hates my guts at this point.
            why

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Presumably he's a white, heterosexual male.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          the cost of living is too high to spend time doing anything anything that takes longer than 2 weeks, which is why australia's focus is on instant results from low tech and low skill work to get the landlords off your back

          so it means anything creative, high tech is totally out of the picture, just my luck

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          1/30th the GDP of the USA and 1/20th of the population thereabouts. With open competition in a high expense industry. It used to be possible to have the odd breakthrough success but I can't recall the last time, maybe Priscilla Queen of the Desert or Babe.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Don't forget being on the arse end of the Earth, meaning you cut out a lot of people at the very top of their profession for the simple fact that they do not want to be such a long flight from their kids if they cannot uproot their family to move them here for six months.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      reading this thread, i have come to this conclusion:

      This post gets it. This is what Australia has to offer at its highest. Nothing more

      Cultural wasteland

      I agree honestly. This country just gets worse and worse with all the indian immigration shit and the homosexual we have as our prime minister. I’m not even necessarily a racist person but it’s become too much. Would any ireland bros mind if an aussie came over?

      >sick of indians
      >wants to escape to ireland
      lol

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You've never worked a day in your life

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Correct. If working and "work culture/banter" is as mundane and soulless as portrrayed in picrel I will stay a NEET.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The comedy isn't from the banter and while a lot of the show is reminiscent of an office its mainly a piss take of Australian politics

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            They make fun of the greens?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              The show has multiple episodes making fun of "wokeness" but you're too dumb to realise it without the word woke being used 300 times

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                So do they make fun of the greens or not? Post some funny clips.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                The show doesn't mention any political party by name

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Well then post some funny clips making fun of "wokeness". Let us all laugh at the lunacy.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This is the weird thing about Australia, every average Aussie I've met has been fricking hilarious but your comedians are just fricking horrible

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Comedy in a lot of places is filtered. In England unless you went through Cambridge Footlights or friends with someone who did you can go get fricked, in the US the comedy club bookers have to like you (think about what they all have in common) in Australia it is University theatre sports which theoretically anyone can get into but in practice you have to be embraced by the private school kids who have already been doing it for years helped by actual experienced acting coaches hired by their schools. Out of these, kids then get picked for open mics with university student crowds and out of these they get picked up by the public broadcaster for radio and tv work.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The best you can get are panel shows like Spicks and Specks from the mid 2000s.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the babadook?

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    australia is not the place you think it is, haven't seen a white person in about 6 months.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Boys in the trees
    Sweethurt
    Streets of colour

    Our indie scene is pretty good but it seems the better stuff is stifled out by screen Australia only wanting to push abos.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >27 million people
    >only 20 million Angloids
    >all the talented ones move to London or America
    >the rest are stuck under arts council communism

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >>all the talented ones move to London
      That amazes me. London is an absolute shit hole. The thought of leaving somewhere like Australia for that is baffling

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Have you spent any time in Australia?

        So you can only make TV and film in Australia if it's funded by the government?

        Nobody's stopping you from getting a camera and just going for it, but it's unlikely studios will pick it up unless they like its vibe, and they have very narrow vision (and a host of mates they're trying to take care of first)
        Basically it's the same problem Hollywood has but Hollywood has a regular influx of talent and energy to keep it going
        Also movies/TV is a collaborative medium and an expensive one so you're very limited in who you can get working for you and what you can do, hence the need to toe the line
        And as anon mentioned gov't-funded stuff crowds everything else out anyway

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          No but I have spent time in London. There's no way in hell it's worse there

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Nobody's stopping you from getting a camera and just going for it,
          24hrs in a day, and rent's not gonna pay itself
          if people had loads of free time, lots of stuff would get created

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The Hunter is one of my favorite films

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Tasmania seems kino, not interested in the rest of Australia at all.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Three are several excellent Australian movie, but an anon in another thread mentioned that Screen Australia or whatever it's called now "selects" screenplays to sponsor based on DEI bs.
    Even under those circumstances, Talk to Me and Late Night with the Devil, probably the most talked about recent horror movies, are Australian productions.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sometimes I almost shit myself laughing thinking about Australia existing.

    ?t=88

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      One of our more embarrassing moments for sure. They’ve been pushing a mass acceptance of aboriginal culture on us for a few years now. Every public event nowadays must start with a long acknowledgment that we’re on their land and we pay respect to the elders and etc. etc. Ironically i live in Melbourne and I dont think i’ve ever actually met an abo in my whole life. They all live up in Alice Springs

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I went to Melbourne for a week, saw 1 abo the whole time

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Every public event nowadays must start with a long acknowledgment that we’re on their land and we pay respect to the elders and etc. etc.
        The hilarious part is that they have started to fight over the lucrative right to Welcome to Country ceremonies, Acknowledgement to country can be done by any boong but WtC can only be done from someone from the designated traditional owner tribe so in contested areas they are forced to admit that they didnt all sit around singing kumbaya until whitey kicked them out.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          https://www.news.com.au/technology/motoring/on-the-road/dispute-between-traditional-owners-over-smoking-ceremony-delays-perth-freeway-ribbon-cutting/news-story/d7a7db164e7d3f18f3a172014d2d0fdf

          This happened right in the lead up to voice referendum and along with another abo group trying to scam people around the same time blackpilled most of WA on abo shenanigans

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        neither. i also live in melbourne. i work in government and cant stop doing a deep breath and sigh every time some moron does one of those long BORING welcome to country things.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I heard in some big companies the worst thing is when you get middle aged women start trying to outdo each other by adding things.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Ironically i live in Melbourne and I dont think i’ve ever actually met an abo in my whole life. They all live up in Alice Springs
        Can't have them attacking all the Chinese students, otherwise the unis will go bankrupt

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Comments are turned off

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >comments are turned off.
      Bit odd, innit? Anyway, is that a dude or a chick?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QO3BUpYFZvU

      Why don’t Americans cater to Native Amercians the way we do to Abos?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What Americans do with Native Americans (reservations etc.) is what Australia used to do with Aboriginals, up until like the 1960s. They lived on reservations, you couldn't take alcohol or various things in, and needed permits to go there. A vote was made to try integration instead, and it seemed to work up until the mid to late 2000s, at which point it started getting worse and didn't get better.

        So there's no private studios or a history of them? There was never a Warner Brothers or Paramount equivalent?

        No. There was never really enough money for it, and the exportation of American culture, including movies from Tinseltown, meant that most studios in Australia stayed very small and/or survived off government funding, which over time came with more and more strings (like needing to include X, Y, Z).

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >No. There was never really enough money for it
          We never had a studio system but private investment in film was huge during the 70s and 80s but there was a tax offset which alleviated any risk for investors so people were happy to contribute their money to cinema.
          Now there is no reason or incentive to do so.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >seemed to work
          Absolutely did not work

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >A vote was made to try integration instead
          Oh for frick's sake stop spreading this half century old leftie propaganda...

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Americans still by and large take pride in their nation, even if that's starting to dwindle.
        Pride is a bad thing in our culture. We are too 'down to earth'. And that has allowed Marxists to get s foot hold in our understanding of our history. When I was in school 15 years ago we learnt about Australian colonial history in both a traditional way as well as through the lense of the Indigenous. My cousin who is 11 now didn't even know what the First Fleet was when I asked her earlier this year, but they are constantly doing school projects on Indigenous culture and even refugee bullshit. It's a sad state of affairs.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Pride is a bad thing in our culture.
          I was recently at a rodeo and country show in outback Australia while traveling. Happened to be in town, saw it setting up, was there for a week, so I went. Not deep outback, as you'd call it, but when the flag came out carried on horseback, everybody there stood, sang the anthem. Bowed heads for a prayer afterwards too, I even saw people crossing themselves. I found most of Australia's big cities to be no different from a big city in the US or anywhere else in the anglosphere, but I was definitely feeling like there was patriotism and pride further out. I didn't go to any Aboriginal areas but.
          You won't find it in the cities or inner suburbs of the country because those places are mostly worthless metropolitan, and the same is true for the US if I'm honest. I think cities are where you'll always find most of the far left wing, and most of the media focuses there rather than what felt very different once I was outside that range.

          So I guess media should focus further towards country.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yep you'll always find more patriotism the further away from cities you get. The Abo loving is definitely an urban phenomenon too, as proven by the recent Indigenous Voice referendum.
            But the problem with Australia is that it is so much more urban than the US. It's hard to do an apples to apples comparison because different studies will classify rural and urban differently, but 1 in 5 Americans live rural in the US vs closer to 1 in 10 in Australia. The population of Sydney and Melbourne alone make up 40% of our total population. To get 40% of the US population you would have to count their largest 23 Metropolitan areas, every metro area larger than San Antonio including places like Orlando, St Louis, Charlotte, Dallas, Houston etc.
            Australia is basically like if New York and LA comprised 40% of the US population instead of less than 10%.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              are we talking cbd alone?
              if so that rings true tbh, though the majority of it seems to be new immigrants if you frequent those areas (which I do)
              it's strange seeing a white face in the city of Sydney now tbh
              but I am particular to korean food (meat that I have to cook myself) so I guess at least there's that

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                When we count the population of a city in Australia we are always talking about metro areas i.e. 'the greater Sydney region'. If you Google population of Sydney that's what you'll get, at 5.3 million.
                However if you Google the population of an American city you will only get downtown area. So if you google population of LA you only get 3.8 million, which could lead someone to think Sydney has a greater population than LA which obviously isn't true. To get a like to like comparison you have to search for the population of the metropolitan area of a city, which for LA is 12 million.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Didn't that referendum end with everybody voting no?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It sure did but there was a clear urban/rural and inner city/suburban divide that hasn't been seen in normal electoral politics in Australia up to this point. Modern cultural politics, while relevant, are not as relevant between our two major parties as they are between Dems and Repubs over in the States. But the referendum was 100% a cultural politics issue which is why you saw the votes play out along lines more typical of US politics.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                The only divide was between ACT and everywhere else

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                On a state and territory level, but on an electorate level the divide was stark and very different to the divide of federal elections.
                As you can see in this image all the wealthier harbor and coastal electorates voted yes while the poorer Western suburbs voted no.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                On a state and territory level, but on an electorate level the divide was stark and very different to the divide of federal elections.
                As you can see in this image all the wealthier harbor and coastal electorates voted yes while the poorer Western suburbs voted no.

                Compare that to the federal election where the inner city and outer suburbs both voted Labor. And it's the same in the regions. All the Labor voting regional electorates in NSW and Victoria voted No, while all the independent and even Liberal voting electorates in the inner city voted Yes. This referendum tore away the decades old party loyalty and was a pure reflection of leftist vs conservative social attitudes amongst Australians.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                If Libs actually ran the way their base wanted, the divide would emerge (and they would win a landslide)

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Agreed and that reveals the weakness of the Australian political system.
                In the US when the Republicans had grown out of touch with the desires of the American people, Trump could simply force his way into their leadership by challenging them in the primaries.
                There is no such mechanism in Australia to course correct a failing political party. There is a seriously underserved market in politics but the barrier to entry is too high to take advantage of it. Australians are rightfully apprehensive about giving the keys to the country to an unproven minor party. It would be much better if we could vote in the leader of the major parties instead so that they could take over the political machines that frankly take decades and even centuries to build.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I was under the impression that you can choose your party leader, you just have to be part of that party to have a vote? I also think compulsory voting and such in Australia is better than voluntary in the US. You are required to take part in your democracy on at least some minimal level, which keeps you from being completely apathetic outside a small base and requires chasing the centre of your country more than the fanatic fringes.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >I also think compulsory voting and such in Australia is better than voluntary
                have a nice day

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I bet you whine and moan when a leader you don't like gets in because not enough people could be fricked to vote at all

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                We're stuck will Liberal and Labor because the majority don't give enough of a frick to know what's going on and are pissed of they have to be there in the first place. Compulsory voting only enforces mediocrity.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Party leader is decided by the party, in the house of reps we just vote for our member to represent us then the PM is essentially determined by which party has the majority in the house of reps

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >I also think compulsory voting and such in Australia is better than voluntary in the US. You are required to take part in your democracy on at least some minimal level, which keeps you from being completely apathetic outside a small base and requires chasing the centre of your country more than the fanatic fringes.
                You could not be more wrong, anon

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                No party leadership is determined by party members i.e. actual politicians who run for office. The average person has zero say.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >There is no such mechanism in Australia to course correct a failing political party.
                Yes there is and you pointed it out:
                >Australians are rightfully apprehensive about giving the keys to the country to an unproven minor party
                Australians get what they deserve... although the minor parties are at fault here too... and anyway, you're wrong. Greens are a minor party, they regularly get senators, MPs, and once controlled gov't. Minor parties get the balance of power in the senate all the time.
                Aussies need to stop being gays and vote for One Nation, Family First, Great Australia, literally any right-wing meme party - especially the ones who want to cut migration. And the minor parties need to stop being gays and present an electable united front
                That is the way the Liberals will be brought round, the same way the Greens pulled Labor leftwards

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                As far as I can tell, Australians are really apprehensive about changing anything about how their government works. The government is working almost entirely from a constitution that was written in 1900, only like half a dozen changes since and they're almost all minor.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Constitutional alterations are hard to get passed, the country is fundamentally divided between communists and normal people, and the electorate includes (by force) the 30+% of people who can't hardly fricking read let alone grasp parliamentary procedure

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Holding the balance of power is trivial. At best you get to form government with one of the two large parties i.e. choose which of the big players gets to be boss. But it's not really a choice since your voters already know whether you lean towards Labor or Libs and you will be expected to form government with that party. And that party knows it too. You will be given some tokens by the major party and maybe you can force some of your policy by holding up legislation but ultimately you have no executive power and you can not appoint ministers, meaning the same shady characters will get to keep playing the same shady games they always do.
                In theory a minor party could become a major party but that is a huge task in comparison to a system that allows any swinging dick to label himself as a representative of a major party and challenge the current seat holder of that party in a primary election.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You basically do have a minor party becoming a major party in those teal people. They're all run by one guy, all that needs to happen is formally registering so they stop all being "independent".

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Major party? You are a fricking idiot.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >common funding
                >common policies
                >common branding
                >shared organisational structure
                >somehow not a political party
                Who bets that if Clive Palmer had tried that the AEC would've shut him down

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Your point was that the electorate doesn't trust minor parties, I say that if they'll give them the ability to hold the budget hostage for a meme policy then obviously they aren't that worried
                Your broader point is wrong too, the Greens have gone from nothing to getting all their major policies implemented in 50 years; just 25 years ago there were nowhere, but they absorbed or destroyed all their competition and now they call the tune for Labor to dance to
                One Nation could do the same thing

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                50 or even 25 years is a massive timescale in modern politics.
                But of course you're right that in theory there is nothing forcing the Australian political system to be a two party system. But in practice that is what we have. There is a psychological effect to having this paradigm for so long that acts as a barrier to entry for political ideas that neither major party (or yes, the Greens now too) are willing to endorse.
                The ability for a candidate with even the most radical views to wear the badge of Republican or Democrat by challenging in a primary is an undeniable advantage to such a candidate. In essense a party's policy position is voted on by the public before that policy is then taken to a general election. By contrast an Australian party is incentivised to keep their policy as close to the centre as possible while still differentiating themselves from their major competitors. And sure, if they do this to a fault then a minor party can start to eat away at their vote and in doing so pressure them to go further but compared to the US where a candidate is forced to go through a primary, this is a slow and inefficient process burdened by a marketing disadvantage and which ultimately doesn't even remove or replace the ineffectual party members from power, but rather forces them to shift their policy closer to what the people want. So you end up with the same spineless grubs in power at the end of the day.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >We are too 'down to earth'. And that has allowed Marxists to get s foot hold in our understanding of our history.
          That's not true, Marxists have gotten a hold of England all the same and they're the furthest thing from 'down to earth'. It's just a global Western problem, not anything to do with Australia. If anything our 'down to earth' attitude preserves more of an insensitivity to pc culture, but that never formed into a united political force that could affect parties and legislation.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            If there's anything that weakened Australia vis a vis communism it's geography: being far from the mother country it was easy for communists to undermine our connection to our own history and culture. Note that since WW2 we've changed
            >currency
            >flag
            >national anthem
            >national colours
            to say nothing of the depiction of the historical relationship in media and education. I think being divorced from our own sense of self makes us easier marks for globohomo, but note that this is the same thing that happened to NZ, Canada, RSA, etc, etc, and also the UK

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >If there's anything that weakened Australia vis a vis communism it's geography: being far from the mother country it was easy for communists to undermine our connection to our own history and culture. Note that since WW2 we've changed

              Those Communists literally CAME from that mother country. They're the Australian Fabian Society, an offshoot of the original British Fabian society who are/have done the exact same shit in the UK.

              >The Australian Fabians' Statement of Purpose states:[18]

              >Australian Fabians promote the common good and foster the advance of social democracy in Australia through reasoned debate by:

              >a) Contributing to progressive political thinking by generating ideas that reflect a level of thinking that meets the challenges of the times.
              >b) Contributing to a progressive political culture by disseminating these ideas and getting them into the public domain.
              >c) Creating an active movement of people who identify with, are engaged in and who encourage progressive political debate and reform, and
              >d) Influencing the ideas and policies of political parties, especially the Australian Labor Party.

              Their coat of arms is literally a wolf in sheeps clothing by the by.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          they make preschoolers do the whole welcome to country shit and worshipping aboriginals as if they're magic beings
          the country is done
          shoulda kicked the queers and lefties out of the education system when you had the chance decades ago

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Incorporating the entire history of humanity on your soil into your modern culture is fricking amazing. It's as soulful thing as it gets. Meanwhile Germans LARP that the Roman empire had anything to do with them. Pathetic.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Trust me, it sounds kino in concept but Aboriginals truly are unable to integrate into our modern society without causing issues. They want everything handed to them on a silver platter and our government does it for them. We spoil them so much, they have communities across Australia where our laws don't apply to them, so they get drunk all day, collect welfare and rape and assault others. Many of them are vile people

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              have a nice day fricking moron

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I have noticed an interesting side effect of this, a lot of little kids are starting to notice that something stinks about all of this and with so many people willing to proudly proclaim their 1/16th descent they see those kids being entitled pricks because rules dont apply to them.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Have you seen Yellowstone? Or anything made by Tyler Sheridan? Kevin Costner is another one with dances with wolves which portrays the Lakota as the most peaceful tribe in America when the exact opposite was true.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The Indian tribes are legal entities, even sovereign nations that are supposed to be like protectorates of the federal government, unlike Australia with terra nullius. So I guess Australians must feel more responsible to abos because afaik until recently abo tribes didn't exist as legal entities that had allocations made to them.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Australians must feel more responsible
          It's all a israelite scam

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Indian nations really were sovereign entities in their own right. I don't think the same can be said of stone age Abo tribes

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        A big part is that American Indians resists "Pretendians", here it is illegal to call someone that. As a result you get a lot of white grifters making a shitload of money who then advocate further.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I haven't even clicked the link yet but tell me if I'm right: Is it that one clip of some women (man?) on the piano and then two old aboriginals start 'singing?

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Danger 5, Farscape, Dark City, The Lost World is also nice. I'm sure there are many others I can't remember right now.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is it me or are Aussies damn natural actors? Whenever I've watched Australian media, it's rare to find someone who can't act. It all comes pretty effortless to them.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      We're a nation of liars and exaggerators so to a degree acting seems embedded in our culture. Seriously, I don't know why but so many people lie here. I'm not excluding myself, I don't lie anymore but when I was younger I told the most fantastical bullshit. Around 50% of the population just seemingly never grow out of it.

      • 1 month ago
        THE_JEWS_KILLED_JESUS CHRIST

        >We're a nation of liars and exaggerators so to a degree acting seems embedded in our culture. Seriously, I don't know why but so many people lie here.
        I'd wager it's the large Irish and Scots-Irish component of your founding population. I've noticed a similar tendency of lying (often without any intent of being believed), in Southern USA culture, who also have a large Scots-Irish (Irish to a lesser extent). "Drinking and tellin' lies."

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Are all scots-irish calvinist trash or just the ones in the American South?

          • 1 month ago
            THE_JEWS_KILLED_JESUS CHRIST

            >get mad at White Christians, goy
            Nah, don't think I will.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      everyone's a drama queen here

      So there's no private studios or a history of them? There was never a Warner Brothers or Paramount equivalent?

      all of those studios were created by based israelites early in the 20th century, they all went to america after fleeing russia and ukraine

      AI tools will enable new types of studios to form within the next 10-20 years that can pump out films without sets, actors, etc
      but it may still be too expensive to do anything in australia for anyone to try such things here

      [...]
      Why don’t Americans cater to Native Amercians the way we do to Abos?

      nobody bends over backwards as much as australia does
      we should all start billing councils and govs for every "welcome to country" we have to sit through
      wasting everyone's time every goddam day
      I bet abos think it's stupid too

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >I bet abos think it's stupid too
        They fight each other over the right to perform welcome to country, very very lucrative.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There isn’t an Australian culture. We hardly have our own unique identity anymore, we’re just like any other “western world” country, other than the le funny accent and marsupials

    >Getting shitfaced with mates at a bar, a backyard bbq/party or in the park
    >Camping
    >Going to the beach in summer
    >Listening to american music, watching american tv, playing american vidya
    >Going to sports games and paying for overpriced beer and food

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I like Chopper, Animal Kingdom and Snow Town.
    Mad Max 2 was good.
    Can't think of any other good Aussie films off the top of my head. Crocodile Dundee is cringe. Australians only like it because we get off on portraying ourselves as rugged bushmen to the rest of the world when in reality we are one of the most urban populations of any nation on the planet.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    HUGE ACT MAN

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I pitched a TV show in one of those screen Australia initiatives involving a scene with a bottle being used as a telescope with magic markings in it. Was turned down and then a year later Aquaman came out funded by Screen Australia who made them film here, and the exact fricking scene was in the movie.

    I hope they all die.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What is the Screen Australia pitching process now? Did you actually get to a meeting with people or was it all online submissions followed by a rejection letter?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Not anon but they run regular online initiatives that you only win if you have aboriginal heritage or you are a queer woman (in the actual requirements of the most recent one you NEEDED a woman and an aboriginal on the team).

        Then there's the route of making it yourself then getting funded after to help with post and distribution which unless you get enough buzz overseas or get into a big festival or have an A list actor, they won't care.

        Hugo Weaving is the only gem supporting Indies by agreeing to act in them if the script is good. He actually came to my last film premiere because he just goes to the same theatre every few weekends and it just coincided. We are talking only about 50k budget. Got his contact details to bypass managers and bullshit to tell him when I make the next thing so I'm hoping to get him involved in some way. He's a real one.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >reddit spacing
          >homosexual brackets
          go back

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >distribution
          Have you heard of... the internet?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            how many people read your blog, homosexual?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >No one has ever become famous on the internet
              Keep crying about how the corrupt sclerotic system with the shrinking audience won't help you, or just do it yourself online and sink or swim under your own steam
              Easy choice homosexual

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >or just do it yourself online and sink or swim under your own steam
                >sink or swim
                Yeah, one of these isn't going to happen. You sound like one of these boomer homosexuals who tells kids to walk into a corporate office and demand a job.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                i can't think of a single prominent australian online person except friendlyjordies (who got fricking firebombed for milquetoast shit, can you imagine any usa video blogger getting firebombed.) also our internet infrastructure is shit and peak australian times for streaming are shit numbers because the internet is built around american timezones.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >can you imagine any usa video blogger getting firebombed.
                Yeah they tend to avoid shit talking violent organised criminal networks because they have a reputation for...violence. Threats do alter speech, think of South Park knocking off their Muhammed shit. Also American streamers have been shot.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >>he came to my premiere
          >just happened to be there
          kek

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It doesn't take a genius to comprehend this

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I comprehend it perfectly, you're trying to get away with claiming Hugo Weaving attended the premiere of your movie
              What was the movie btw

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          What options in funding assistance, if any, are available if I just want like $10k-$20k to make a short film or a tv series pilot?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Are you a boong? Are you a woman? Are you a boong woman?
            Seriously how long is a piece of string?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You think Screen Australia is letting Hollywood screenwriters look at their slush pile for ideas?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      sue them
      australian copyright actually gives creators rights to defend their ideas, if you have it all documented, it's an easy win
      you can get some of that aquapie

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Everything by Peter weir

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Damo and Darren and Michael Cusack in general, picnic at hanging rock, U2 and Silverchair

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Australian kids shows are pretty good especially the ones funded by taxpayers money like this one:

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Its against the law in Australian to encourage your kid not to be a troony.

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why do you keep making this thread?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm pretty sure op is a troony. It's always makes a point of identifying itself and trying to groom people, also

      Imagine supporting Daniel Andrews and begging anons from Cinemaphile to go to the Astor with you. Fricking homosexual.

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    pozzed government who control everything

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Have you ever? Ever felt like this?
    Had strange things happen?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      season 1 fiona mogged hard

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Vote One Nation.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Controlled opposition. They have israelites and street shitter in the party.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You still have to vote for them or another minor RW party if you want immigration to actually maybe somehow go down

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The israelite won't allow it to go down

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            better just have a nice day then

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    australians are the queens of comedy

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Art production/education in modern day Australia is seriously the most cucked homosexual industry of all time it's genuinely fricking hilarious to be a part of it

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Does this count as Australian media?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      His video on how to get a council house was gold, think he took it down though

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, that counts, and he's really turned his life around

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It makes stupid hot people but little else. It's been a common refrain how there's been no great truly Australian novelist, they all become expats more associated with their host country.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Whatsa matter c**t you don't like Tim Winton?

      No but I have spent time in London. There's no way in hell it's worse there

      depends if you want to be a suburban normie or a success in arts/entertainment

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Whatsa matter c**t you don't like Tim Winton?
        NTA but I hate Tim Winton. His books are just so fricking boring.

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Monolith was a good recent indie movie

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Peter Weir Movies
    Wake in Fright
    Breaker Morant

    That's pretty much it, there are more that i enjoy but aren't worth mentioning.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >My Brilliant Career
      >Animal Kingdom
      >Rabbit Proof Fence
      >Lion
      >Walkabout
      >Muriel's Wedding
      >Next Of Kin
      >Romper Stomper
      >Mad Dog Morgan
      >Lantana
      >The Nightingale
      >Talk To Me
      >The Crow and Dark City
      >all the kino ozsploitation flicks
      >all the countless actors/craftsmen/producers/studios from there that have kickstarted some of the biggest Hollywood franchises ever
      >"That's pretty much it, there are more that i enjoy but AREN'T WORTH MENTIONING."
      >mfw

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >The Crow
        The one with Brandon Lee?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          yup, Alex Proyas is from down under
          his career went into the shitter but one thing's for sure he's never boring

          and that are many more classics i'm forgetting about

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            The Crow was filmed in North Carolina. It's not an Australian movie, if it was there probably wouldn't have been so many live rounds on set and Lee might still be alive.

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You'd have a point 15 years ago but America only produces trash nowadays too only in higher quantities.

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The government doesn't tend to subsidise creative pursuits very much, and when they do, it's some quota shit that just makes the networks pump out shit-tier reality shows because they're the cheapest way to fill those quotas.

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just wait for all of the asiancel classics, the next golden era of media will be asian, indian, arab incels out of Australia.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The majority of them are enslaved to uber so they won't be making movies any time soon

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The guys that come here to deliver food are not capable of creating anything.

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    nanny state

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    here's why

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Great list of videos, thanks anon.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Steve Hughes
      England loves/promotes sport more than Australia, what's he talking about
      Australia's self-declared status as a sporting superpower is what's forced, people here don't actually like it that much

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My favorite movie is Loved Ones but I'd never tell anyone that except my bros on Cinemaphile

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Dole bludgers and P plate hoons are to blame! We need to make more laws and restrict more freedoms!

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Family values are out of focus with the prime minister on the internet.
    Elon and internet have already been over what can happen. I don't think 25 million people should be voicing opinions.

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Alone AUSTRALIA.
    >Season TWO.
    >Filmed in New Zealand...

    A national embarrassment.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You are aware most of Alone USA is filmed in Canada right? Also the first season was way worse since they couldn't hunt anything

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    > white man comes and asks coon what this place is called
    > Ah that's woonganatta brudda
    > What about this thing
    > That's a miggee diggeroo
    Boongs literally just make up names on the fly.
    >What are your people called?
    > We da ngarrandjirri and dem over the river are da googly booglees

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      We pay them to have a sacred connection to the land, lo and behold, turns out they have a sacred connection to the land
      Would love to know how many such anthropological discoveries post-date the era when we were promising them money for it

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Would love to know how many such anthropological discoveries post-date the era when we were promising them money for it
        They will basically say anything you want regarding "oral history"

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Well its a shithole full of bootlickers for one.

  49. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Even when they don't produce much, it's still better than whatever post-war Germany has produced in the last half century. You don't know suffering until you've watched German-produced movies.

  50. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nuke every capital city and all the limp wristed vaxxed homosexuals who live in them

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Especially op the vaccinated reddit troony who sucks off stairman.

  51. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Because the Australian film industry is extremely nepotistic and the same dozen or so talentless hacks get hired for just about every single gig. It's basically a tax money grift that a few individuals are all in on.

  52. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Several reasons; in a nutshell, political and ideological apathy, and a mindset of authoritarianism and following orders, which stifles creativity.

    Never forget that Australia is made up of the gaoled AND their gaolers.

  53. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    heave ho unna

  54. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    australia is too comfortable and australians are too incurious. we also lack any form of funding for the arts or, on a population level, much appreciation for them. what part of our arts industry does exist is so small and incestuous that it's virtually impossible to get a break into it. so australian creatives do one of two things: give up or move to the US.

    we have no great mythology. we have no culture. even classics like "the castle" are pretty fricking cringe if you treat them like you'd treat any serious film. mad max is probably the only australian media that has stood the test of time.

    even aunty donna are just nakedly doing tim and eric (and outright plagiarising doom house for one of their school skits.) so much of australian media just feels like bad copies of stuff from america.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      remember "Bondi Hipsters"? They were based on a group of people who flooded that area during a brief boom in the Australian film industry hoping desperately to make connections.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >even aunty donna are just nakedly doing tim and eric (and outright plagiarising doom house for one of their school skits.) so much of australian media just feels like bad copies of stuff from america.
      Before the internet and cable/pay tv Media Watch used to show comparisons of Australian tv that was blatantly ripping off American work. One of the notorious examples was Tonight Live with Steve Vizard simultaneously played to show how he not only copied off David Letterman's monologue word for word but even standing at the same stage marks and hand actions. Even politically we do this during the "Freedom Ride" where communists took boong students into the country they werent actually going to any specific things they knew were happening to protest as being racist they just hoped to stumble onto something which is why they settled on a segregated pool instead of anything more serious.

  55. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    also, a lot of our creative industries are out of date. some australian literary agents, in the age of email, demand that you submit to no other agents while they're assessing your manuscript. yeah, no agent in this country is that good to demand something stupid like that given it might take 2-3 months for them to get back to you.

  56. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Suck my dick, op, i am reporting you and you will get banned!

  57. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    All the good actors and actresses go to usa

  58. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm an Australian artist with a dozen credits. I've received more support and connections from fricking New Zealand than my home country. Statistically, assistance from people within Australia has been insignificant. I've also been barred from representation because they "already had an Australian" despite the person in question being a Kiwi. It sucks dick. You're basically a minority token but not BIPOC so it's the worst of all worlds.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You sound like a fricking whiner.
      >I've also been barred from representation because they "already had an Australian" despite the person in question being a Kiwi.
      When someone tells someone else a very obvious lie, they are trying to tell you something. How could you be as old as you are and not know that?

  59. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    it produces the best media

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