Why is white people like this?

Why is white people like this?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Great thread, OP.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Amerimutts aren't white and never have been and never will be

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No one is "white" under your very specific definition
      Attached: Proof all Europeans are mutts and not white according to you

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Haplogroups = race
        I don't expect autists on Cinemaphilemblr to be literate in anthropology but just for you I'm going to be polite.
        Haplogroups trace Paternal or Maternal lineage, you following me.

        In a hypothetical situation let's say Abiyam the Punic explorer is escaping from Carthage for tax embezzlement so he sails into Northern Europe and lands on the Isle of Man.
        Through some political sorcery he succeeds the Gaelic leadership and becomes the local rí of the whole Island.

        As rí he plans on establishing a dynasty so a future son will inherit Abiyam's insular kingdom. Abiyam arrived alone so he must beget a son with a local Manx maiden.

        Female don't have Y chromosomes to pass on to their descendents so Abiyam's son got his Y chromosome from... well Abiyam, thus we have a half celto-semite with a haplogroup J1 instead of R1B like everyone other Male on the Island.

        Abiyam dies and his son also wants to pass the kingdom onto his grandson so he marries another Manx woman and begets some sons of his own.
        Being related to the royal family
        J1 but only 25% Semitic.
        The royal dynasty likes the system of only 1 son so they continue this policy of breeding heirs and sacrificing the rejects to Moloch leaving only 1 direct male descendant from Abiyam.
        >ffw to the 12ᵗʰ generation
        Current rí, like gold is 99% purely celtic... only 0.006% Punic but still possesses haplogroup J1 since his Y chromosomes come from an unbroken chain of paternal lineage.
        This rí of the Island of Man decides to sacrificing his children and he's also a lech thus spawning a shit ton of sons leading to a considerable portion of the population being related to the Abiyam dynasty
        >ffw to modern day
        Oisin does a DNA test on and finds out that like many other Manx pipo he's 100% Gaelic but unlike the rest of the British Isles he and every other Manx male is for some reason in haplogroup J1 and not R1B perplexing genealogists.

        This may sound extremely contrived but picrel is real.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Comment exceeded 2000 characters so adding here.
          If haplogroups determined race then why are chadic people not caucasian?

          If you're going to accuse Europeans of being mixed mutts, haplogroups won't prove jackshit.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Comment exceeded 2000 characters so adding here.
          If haplogroups determined race then why are chadic people not caucasian?

          If you're going to accuse Europeans of being mixed mutts, haplogroups won't prove jackshit.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >decides to sacrificing his children and he's also a lech thus spawning
          Did you have a stroke whilst typing that?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >haploautism
          im sorry you were dropped on your head as a child

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Haplogroups = race
        I don't expect autists on Cinemaphilemblr to be literate in anthropology but just for you I'm going to be polite.
        Haplogroups trace Paternal or Maternal lineage, you following me.

        In a hypothetical situation let's say Abiyam the Punic explorer is escaping from Carthage for tax embezzlement so he sails into Northern Europe and lands on the Isle of Man.
        Through some political sorcery he succeeds the Gaelic leadership and becomes the local rí of the whole Island.

        As rí he plans on establishing a dynasty so a future son will inherit Abiyam's insular kingdom. Abiyam arrived alone so he must beget a son with a local Manx maiden.

        Female don't have Y chromosomes to pass on to their descendents so Abiyam's son got his Y chromosome from... well Abiyam, thus we have a half celto-semite with a haplogroup J1 instead of R1B like everyone other Male on the Island.

        Abiyam dies and his son also wants to pass the kingdom onto his grandson so he marries another Manx woman and begets some sons of his own.
        Being related to the royal family
        J1 but only 25% Semitic.
        The royal dynasty likes the system of only 1 son so they continue this policy of breeding heirs and sacrificing the rejects to Moloch leaving only 1 direct male descendant from Abiyam.
        >ffw to the 12ᵗʰ generation
        Current rí, like gold is 99% purely celtic... only 0.006% Punic but still possesses haplogroup J1 since his Y chromosomes come from an unbroken chain of paternal lineage.
        This rí of the Island of Man decides to sacrificing his children and he's also a lech thus spawning a shit ton of sons leading to a considerable portion of the population being related to the Abiyam dynasty
        >ffw to modern day
        Oisin does a DNA test on and finds out that like many other Manx pipo he's 100% Gaelic but unlike the rest of the British Isles he and every other Manx male is for some reason in haplogroup J1 and not R1B perplexing genealogists.

        This may sound extremely contrived but picrel is real.

        Sir this is a cartoon and comic board.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nice try zoomie, next time get better bait

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >takes a meme tier scene from the early 2000's
    >Dude we need to explore why this is a representation of society and death.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The soap opera known as the NBA doesn’t appeal to them
    So they do other autistic shit like a 12 hour persona 4 retrospective

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kek I like how that 5hr persona review is still triggering ppl to this day.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can’t bear the sight of that guy’s current YT icon, so I always avoid him.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Please. Do not talk about youtubers like they're people

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Black peepo b like dis

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Me after the lobotomy:

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do non-whites make such shit threads?

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >white people are the only people who---
    My own recommendations say otherwise.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      show it

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just look up any dime-a-dozen video essay about Craig of the Creek or the Proud Family reboot.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    dem wypipo sure be acting stoo'pid

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Karsten Runquist
    I don't know what ethnicity that is, but it sure as frick isn't white.

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