some materials can repel a lightsaber. there are also vibroblade weapons that basically vibrate at a frequency that allows them to stand up to lightsabers as well.
If you told me we'd have this much Star Wars content, an adult animated He-man cartoon, and an adult animated DC cartoon 10 years ago I'd've been so excited. If you told me it would all suck I wouldn't believe you.
the games and cartoons were fine, it was just the movies themselves that sucked. once you had competent directors and writers (ie not George Lucas) playing with the setting it got much better.
Imagine a scene where shin hati flies "home" and crawls into the bed of an already asleep rando farmer/mechanic dude she's clearly in a relationship with. It'll never happen but still.
Star Wars is manufactured to appeal to the biggest, feminized losers that would be lucky to become the father of a mixed breed demon spawn while his fat slampig of a wife fricks druggies in a alleyway all day long.
If the basedboys realize that watching something based like LazyTown and listening to that one big bulky guy about eating your veggies would affect them for the better, they would love to take a massive, juicy ole shit on what they once loved.
But of course, these people will never be able to lift a single pushup to save their lives, but their lives aren't important anyway. They would rather call someone like Sportacus out because MUH TOXIC MASCULINITY!!! like they're programmed to do.
I agree with you Anon. Star Wars is for the weak, keep in mind that they genuinely thought that Leia was frickable, but unlike our Stephanie from LazyTown, which is the real mans show, she looked like one of those homeless b***h that would take your wallet.
are you sure this is Star Wars? where's the legacy white male character that gets shown up by a new diverse female lead? that's like the most important component of Star Wars!
Genuinely burnt out. This MCU-esque attempt at a connected story is just all too tiresome in wake of the shitty sequels and the fact we all know it's going to be aggressively mediocre. I didn't watch Andor because I was completely burnt out but apparently that one's good.
Also stop shoving Ahsoka into everything. She grew on me in TCW but now I'm starting to hate her again because cowboy hat furry man shoves her in every little thing. The galaxy feels so damn small now, everyone knows everyone it's like a damn high school clique.
>Ashoka is female centric >acolyte is female centric >Rey movie will be female centric
Why the frick is this happening? Star Wars is a male dominant hobby
What do very young guys watch today anyway, anyone have young children or nephews? Do Transformers and re-runs and Samurai Jack still air on cartoon network?
Because despite hating the nu wars trilogy- honestly never saw the last two- I was still excited for the live action shows after the Mandolorian. But between Kenobi, the Book of Fett, and Mando S3 all that good will completely burned out. This show could be great- ha!- but I just don’t care any more. At this point the only thing that would get me back is if Disney sold it or Kennedy got fired.
According to Kennedy “the force is female”! It’s kind of baffling though, I get appealing to female audiences by having some female centric led shows, but you think you’d keep strong male led shows too. Instead we’re getting another female led trilogy, two more female led shows, and male leads turned into side characters in their own shows. I don’t know what dirt Kennedy has to keep her job, but it can’t be worth it anymore.
I'm as hyped for this as I would be being told I get to fly first class to some place tropical in a plane piloted by someone who has crashed every single plane they've flown killing everyone except themselves in the crash somehow.
Story is going to suck and be all over the place just like season 2/3 of Mandalorian, Boba Fett. Just excuses to add CGI and special effects to wokeness. Literally its all Disney does now. Gaytroony Black personhomosexual and their stronk womanz do the thing! ( insert CGI)
why would anyone care about Luke Skywalker appearing in a midquel when it all leads to green titty milk and being made to look stupid so Kathleen Kennedy's self insert can take over Star Wars
really funny to me how this franchise hasn't had an iconic villain since Kylo Ren. this is what, the 12th or 13th Star Wars TV show since Disney took over? and none of them have iconic villains. the closest thing is when Gus from Breaking Bad was in Mandalorian but that was more about the actor, the character isn't iconic.
Kylo/Hux were the best they could muster and even that was pretty weak. Conflicted Kylo who makes bad decisions vecause of his angsty dark side things along with standard issue British bad guy officer. They were no match for an stronk female Rey, who knows how to control the force better than Luke with no training whatsoever and can pilot the Falcon better than Chewwy or Han despite living on a sand planet looking for trash and never touching a ship before.
Who wrote it? It feels uninspiring and far removed from Filloni's work.
It looks like that Kathleen prostitute micromanaged the whole thing and pushed self-inserts everywhere. Did she?
Of course its a show with a female lead. Also, if it was a show that had a male lead she would need to find a way to ultimately make any supporting female character become the lead and/or gay. Because the male would need to be flawed and weak, probably stupid and need stronk, smort wyminz
Maybe the low image size is hiding the wrinkles, but the Twilek chick looks too young. From what little I saw of Rebels she gave me early 30's/late 20's mom vibes and this is like 20 years later?
I don't get hyped for star wars
why would you be hyped for a midquel. you already know where the story leads to (dogshit)
Might watch for Pullo.
By the gods i did not reconize him..
did he die just after this?
Yeah:( I hope it wasn't v-card
>colorful diverse dykes agaisnt le ebil traditional white empire
I’m all full on tired and moronic Hollywood tropes
>Diverse women mary sue cast
>Villain is evil white male
It's literally that star wars gay
>Why
Rosario Dawson is 60yo, that's why.
Mew's ass looking good in that.
>only one of the main characters is a male
>he's the bad guy and the actor that plays him is dead
pass. I dont see it going anywhere interesting.
>the actor that plays him is dead
The only thing I care about it Ezra banging Sabine's cheeks.
They dropped the whole Ezra/Sabine romance after S2 of Rebels.
Can't wait to see part 2 of this epic fight. I expect it to match Kenobi/Vader FROM Kenobi.
>We want the doctor who homosexual femcel audience
any star wars fan out there explain to me why a metal spear can block a lightsaber?
made out of beskar, which can withstand it.
Still doesn't explain why she doesn't just slide the saber down the spear and slice her fingers/hands off.
some materials can repel a lightsaber. there are also vibroblade weapons that basically vibrate at a frequency that allows them to stand up to lightsabers as well.
>bad guy is Elon Musk
Is that actually Elon Musk?
E CHU TA
3 old women,ONE guy who already died, one ugly girl and one hottie that of course won't show any skin. Nothing for the heterosexual man here.
>5 ugly.old women
>1 old guy
WHY ARENT YOU CHUDS EXCITED OMG THE FORCE IS FEMALE!!!!1
God I love seeing all this Disney crap fail spectacularly
>one white man
Shit, we almost achieved diversity. At least he's dead.
needs more walled actresses who can't act
>Starwars
>2023
No one care about your crappy laser sword cartoon, grandpa.
>live action nuStar Wars
Pass. Everything after Revenge of the Sith (2005) didn't happen and you cannot and will not convince me otherwise.
If you told me we'd have this much Star Wars content, an adult animated He-man cartoon, and an adult animated DC cartoon 10 years ago I'd've been so excited. If you told me it would all suck I wouldn't believe you.
>If you told him Star Wars would suck post-Prequels he wouldn't believe it
Zoomer
the games and cartoons were fine, it was just the movies themselves that sucked. once you had competent directors and writers (ie not George Lucas) playing with the setting it got much better.
Imagine a scene where shin hati flies "home" and crawls into the bed of an already asleep rando farmer/mechanic dude she's clearly in a relationship with. It'll never happen but still.
>What did they mean by this?
She was robbed of her role
what's a shoka
Star Wars is manufactured to appeal to the biggest, feminized losers that would be lucky to become the father of a mixed breed demon spawn while his fat slampig of a wife fricks druggies in a alleyway all day long.
If the basedboys realize that watching something based like LazyTown and listening to that one big bulky guy about eating your veggies would affect them for the better, they would love to take a massive, juicy ole shit on what they once loved.
But of course, these people will never be able to lift a single pushup to save their lives, but their lives aren't important anyway. They would rather call someone like Sportacus out because MUH TOXIC MASCULINITY!!! like they're programmed to do.
You cannot refute this.
I agree with you Anon. Star Wars is for the weak, keep in mind that they genuinely thought that Leia was frickable, but unlike our Stephanie from LazyTown, which is the real mans show, she looked like one of those homeless b***h that would take your wallet.
Based, I would ravage Stephanie's pussy so damn hard that she's gonna have trouble standing up afterwards.
Star Wars is homosexual shit, Stephanie remains safe from the poz.
>listening to that one big bulky guy about eating your veggies
Mr T?
KotOR 2 did girl power best
Atton as Atton will ever be.
>Canderous, T3 and Exile died like b***hes in the Revan novel
I hate this world.
It has a stupid Rebels thing that looks
like a George Floyd mural. No.
are you sure this is Star Wars? where's the legacy white male character that gets shown up by a new diverse female lead? that's like the most important component of Star Wars!
i watch
Damn, they got dumpies in Star Wars now?
THEY DUMP NOW
Keeping Sabine's lightsaber training is one of the most moronic things Filoni could've done.
Genuinely burnt out. This MCU-esque attempt at a connected story is just all too tiresome in wake of the shitty sequels and the fact we all know it's going to be aggressively mediocre. I didn't watch Andor because I was completely burnt out but apparently that one's good.
Also stop shoving Ahsoka into everything. She grew on me in TCW but now I'm starting to hate her again because cowboy hat furry man shoves her in every little thing. The galaxy feels so damn small now, everyone knows everyone it's like a damn high school clique.
>member when order 66 killed all the jedi except yoda and obi wan?
>I member...
I don't watch Nu Wars.
I remember when lightsabers were cool. Where
>"If this doesn't get you hyped"
>character collage is almost entirely women
PASS, next
I watched the 3 seasons of Mando and just gave up after it got steadily worse and worse. I'm done with Star Wars.
>They don't know about the Ahsoka beating Anakin on Mustafar flashback vision
this board is going to lose it's shit lol
does that mean that the sequels can get retconned? because i'm all for that and any other time travel stuff if it retcons the sequels
the sequels stay canon and ahsoka will be in the new rey movie
Didn't know someone actually edited this into a scene lmfao.
>she was a good friend
REBELS
..S
..G
I have a feeling this might be shit because of her. She was so underwhelmingly bad in Mando, and her botox face is pretty distracting.
>Ashoka is female centric
>acolyte is female centric
>Rey movie will be female centric
Why the frick is this happening? Star Wars is a male dominant hobby
What do very young guys watch today anyway, anyone have young children or nephews? Do Transformers and re-runs and Samurai Jack still air on cartoon network?
I assume tiktok and YouTube lets plays between rounds of Fortnite. It sounds distopian, but it’s better than the schlock disney is peddling.
Because despite hating the nu wars trilogy- honestly never saw the last two- I was still excited for the live action shows after the Mandolorian. But between Kenobi, the Book of Fett, and Mando S3 all that good will completely burned out. This show could be great- ha!- but I just don’t care any more. At this point the only thing that would get me back is if Disney sold it or Kennedy got fired.
According to Kennedy “the force is female”! It’s kind of baffling though, I get appealing to female audiences by having some female centric led shows, but you think you’d keep strong male led shows too. Instead we’re getting another female led trilogy, two more female led shows, and male leads turned into side characters in their own shows. I don’t know what dirt Kennedy has to keep her job, but it can’t be worth it anymore.
I'm as hyped for this as I would be being told I get to fly first class to some place tropical in a plane piloted by someone who has crashed every single plane they've flown killing everyone except themselves in the crash somehow.
I don't give a shit about a spin-off from a children's cartoon
>STRONK WOMANZ
>LE EVIL WHITE MANZ
Story is going to suck and be all over the place just like season 2/3 of Mandalorian, Boba Fett. Just excuses to add CGI and special effects to wokeness. Literally its all Disney does now. Gaytroony Black personhomosexual and their stronk womanz do the thing! ( insert CGI)
>promote series
>no Luke Skywalker
>no Ezra Bridger
>no Cal Kestis
>no Zeb
>no Rex
>no Kallus
Who cares about all those male chuds? The force is female b***h
why would anyone care about Luke Skywalker appearing in a midquel when it all leads to green titty milk and being made to look stupid so Kathleen Kennedy's self insert can take over Star Wars
>actually wanting to se more of the rebels characters
The only one anyone cares to see here is Luke.
>5/6 posters of literally who characters and actors
>giving a frick about Star Wars in 2k23
Nah.
Why would I be hyped to watch a bunch of women swing around lightsabers?
I'm only interested in the not Revan and not Meetra Surik characters.
>Meetra Surik
Lmao.
Imagine playing KOTOR 2 and choosing 'canon' female instead of Jedi Jesus
Didn't they go with female Revan as well? Meetra Sunik is such a bad name for a destiny hero
No. Revan in TOR is basically Keanu Chungus whose only purpose is to be the unwilling puppet of the True Sith Emperor
>Female, female, female,
>male, female, female
really funny to me how this franchise hasn't had an iconic villain since Kylo Ren. this is what, the 12th or 13th Star Wars TV show since Disney took over? and none of them have iconic villains. the closest thing is when Gus from Breaking Bad was in Mandalorian but that was more about the actor, the character isn't iconic.
Kylo/Hux were the best they could muster and even that was pretty weak. Conflicted Kylo who makes bad decisions vecause of his angsty dark side things along with standard issue British bad guy officer. They were no match for an stronk female Rey, who knows how to control the force better than Luke with no training whatsoever and can pilot the Falcon better than Chewwy or Han despite living on a sand planet looking for trash and never touching a ship before.
Only going to watch for Ray, and even then I'll pirate it.
I’m waiting for the Kit Fisto series
Seriously did people care about Rebels show?
If you still watch star wars slop you are hopeless
Who wrote it? It feels uninspiring and far removed from Filloni's work.
It looks like that Kathleen prostitute micromanaged the whole thing and pushed self-inserts everywhere. Did she?
Anon Ahsoka is Filoni's pet project and he wrote all the episodes
Filoni is a hack, moron newbie
Of course its a show with a female lead. Also, if it was a show that had a male lead she would need to find a way to ultimately make any supporting female character become the lead and/or gay. Because the male would need to be flawed and weak, probably stupid and need stronk, smort wyminz
>It feels uninspiring and far removed from Filloni's work.
Filoni's work has ALWAYS been uninspiring.
Maybe the low image size is hiding the wrinkles, but the Twilek chick looks too young. From what little I saw of Rebels she gave me early 30's/late 20's mom vibes and this is like 20 years later?
oh look is this guy whos son likes to suck on bike handles
i was curious until i saw the trailer
Honestly... Star Wars needs to be rebooted completely. It's too far gone. Only the 6 films should be left and everything else wiped.
>6 films
You have to be over 18 to post here.