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Why isn't Chet Hanks a big time actor?
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Hollywood is desperate to suppress White Boy Summer and prevent us from acquiring our rightful chocolate gfs.
Tom had him black listed
This
Why? Is he a pedo? Speak the truth
it's funny cause it's true
He thinks his dad is weak and his mom pushed his dad around so he rebelled. He saw black culture as strong and macho so he adopted that.
Pretty good explanation, makes sense
>Pretty good explanation, makes sense
Someone leaked a bunch of texts where he outlines it directly. He's not a difficult beast. With some digging a year or two ago you can find it.
Americans literally choose BBC as a father figure replacement?
Nice posture chet!
Cast his breakout role
Fast and Furious XI: White Boy Summer
>Vin Diesel is back under some premise, but this time he’s broke, homeless, and blacklisted from society by the CIA or something and the only way back on top is to unite with some guy (chet) who caught him stealing food out of the garbage at his trap house. Now, funded by HANXXX (chet hanks) and his elite team of highly trained thick mulatto b***hes, it’s all gonna come together in one last, BIG, JOB (kaboom)
>this summer
>*white boy summer plays*
>Vin Diesel
>Martin Short
>Chet Hanx
>And Ariana Grande as…
>”WATCHU WANN GRINGO?!”
>Big fat auntie taco love
In…
FAST XI: White Boy Summer
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/viPu8UkLe90
why does he have Jamaican accent?
He wants to
he identifies as Jamaican
hes a transhomieh
Why don’t you?
I look like this and talk like this
is it true your dad fricks kids
Yes, he stays away from immediate family though. Can't say as much about some of the cousins.
unfathomably based
Sniff
That was funny as frick
>https://www.youtube.com/shorts/viPu8UkLe90
What a spoiled homosexual. Of course he didn't earn his expensive ass car lol.
Kek love this fricking guy
Why didn’t they push Chet instead of milquetoast, bland, forgettable basedboy Colin?
his eyes look empty
He ruined Eric Andre’s career by exerting himself on Eric while Eric screeched so for that he will be forever based.
>haha it's a genie lamp like "make a wish" haaaa
>I wish my son wasn't a fricking moron
I liked when he clobbered in fant4stic
>be dumb wigger israelite
>still cant get job from hollywood
why do gay dorks ironically into Chet Hanks and think hes funny to laugh at? Hes a lot cooler and more interesting of a person than their gay Wes Anderson watching asses
Sup Chet
You pussy, blood.
>interesting
He is a textbook random instagram douchebag moron.
I wonder why children from big actors ever become doctors, engineers or lawyers. They always end up reality tv stars or instagram influencers.
It's hard to both provide someone with everything they could ever need or want and also teach someone to have drive to attain thingswnha2a
>grow up without boundaries being spoon fed your entire childhood
>don’t have the patience to put effort into anything
>still have enough money to be useless their entire life
>repeat for the next generation
My uncle fricked up and raised two brats that skip school when they have math tests because he never set any boundaries when they were little. They’re in for a rough ride when they’re 18 and have to work at a gas station or something lmao
Lol i forgot he's in Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
Too alpha. Plus the tats don't help. That shit is haram outside of America.
Every day is white boy summer if you’re hard enough
Too busy slaying jamaican pussy. You know he taking such good care of his phat black kweenz
Thicc loud black queen x ratchet ass white boy is the kinoest of kino pairings
Based! Me and my queen always yelling and pissing off the neighbours and shit. Only time we quiet is when we sleeping! Love living that white boy summer life! Love it!
>tat of a pyramid with an all-seeing eye
Chet is an Illuminati Black personlover, frick him.
Hollywood nah wan see di jamaica man fi succeed.
He got rid of the illuminati tat and says his life's purpose is to serve God.
He's based in my book
jfc that's gay
Is he all talk or does he actually act Christian? I haven't seen him humble or generous before
>“At one point, he has a dude come and jump a dirt bike on the stage,” Hanks said on an Instagram Story. “Well, he must not have known that I ride dirt bikes because I picked that shit up and start riding it around the set.
>“Everybody’s like, ‘No, no, no, don’t do that. You could get hurt!’ I’m like, ‘Chill I just popped a little wheelie.’ I put the bike down. Now he wants to come out and talk shit about me? “You must’ve just not liked the fact that I outshined you on your own fricking show.”
>He added: “There’s a lot of fricking weirdos in Hollywood, but I didn’t think you were one of them. I thought you were funny and cool, but turns out you’re just a pussy.”
>Mogs the absolute frick out of you on your own show.
Heh nothin' personal, Jamal Ginsberg
>SIR! STOP IT SIR! STOP THE PRANK BEFORE SOMEONE GETS HURT!
day see me
day hatin'
why would he get a plastic girl?
>exotic "island woman"
>cant help but act like an american
sad
Name?
Did Chet bring into fruition Dr.King's vision of peace and unity between races?
Eternal White Boy Summer
When MLK said he had a dream, was this what he was thinking about? Maybe the answer to solving racism is eternal white boy summer?
He had a dream blacks would be judged, not by their skin, but by their character/actions and as that turns out, didn't matter because they are still judged poorly and inferior by that too.
BWC for all black queens and BBC for all white girls and within a couple generations we will all look the same and can finally take down the red menace AND our israeli overlords? Chet is onto something her fr fr
Probably, his dream came into reality.
Based Chet.
Gross. At least get one like Britney White
This is Tom Hank's only grandchildren
Life is about doing what you want to do. And sometimes the only thing a man wants to do is black pussy
I’m glad that Chet keeps her away from her granddaddy
Cookie cutter tatts lol MUH LUMINATTI PYRAMID ALL SEEING EYE DUUURRR
since when were tattoos not shitty little doodles, logos and stupid animals, skulls, and other shit stickers are made of? Like there's a reason low IQ people get them because it's a extension of their completely npc personality.
>white guy acts civilized
4chinners: REE BETA KEK WHAT A LOSER
>white guy acts like blackest gorilla darkie
4chinners: Now there's an alpha male!
American Black worship really knows no bounds.
seethe
under 6ft
most actors are
Another "Kid Rock" who started out being a race-mixing degenerate and red-pilled himself into based-ness.
>pec implants
Oh Chet, I thought you were better than that mah boy