Because most media is made, especially now more than ever in history, to make money foremost and artistry or interesting exploration comes second, or third, or fourth.
Gen X here, it's only scary if you're a specific kind of Christian (Catholic), very sheltered and find things like little kids cursing or voice changers frightening. I had heard it hyped up for decades and was very disappointed by how nonscary it was. The hospital sequences with the giant needles being put into the patient's body were scarier than the hyped up sequences. The only parts that actually were good were the initial scene in Iraq and the more subtle background signs of the demon's presence in the house. The actual scenes of posession failed to deliver.
>The actual scenes of posession failed to deliver
listen, I get that you think you know what you're talking about, but you're absurdly wrong
it's a shame that people like you are being born
Nobody knew what exorcisms were before The Exorcist came out. It didn't become popular with Catholics (who were like 10% of the US population back then), it became popular with typical middle Americans. About ten years before that it bordered on scandal that the country had a catholic president.
You don't really need to be Catholic to like the movie, you just need to be able to engage with media seriously and not be a post-ironic cynic the entire time. The movie literally builds up the exorcism as a last resort because its own characters don't believe it could be a demon. Even the dogshit reboot from this year has its characters be more accepting of the demonic possession premise.
Protestants believe in the devil. They might not believe in catholic exorcisms but a film about demons possessing a child is going to have the same effect.
1973 was right after the evangelical resurgence meaning those ideas were actually pretty new to most Americans. The "mainline" Protestant churches haven't really believed in witchcraft of any kind for centuries
Right, and it’s still as worthless a comment as it ever was. You might as well say it’s a monster movie and replace demon with whoever the frick. It’s the underlying THEMES that define things.
Yes you tard, it's the THEMES of an ancient evil who comes from the east to corrupt young girls and challenges modern scientific understanding, forcing us to revert to old folklore in order to combat it. Not at ALL like Dracula.
Based boomer. The first date was always to a romcom to show the lass a good time. If you had a second or third date you pick up the movie that you just know won't have any audience. You're alone in an empty theatre for 2 hours and you're definitely not going to waste that time!
>tfw all theaters are recliners now meaning you can’t casually initiate a cuddle or handsy things with your date
And they wonder why nobody goes anymore
>as long as semen left in your body >as long as semen IS left in your body
You should be able to fill in the blank easily enough it's like when someone makes a typo it shouldn't completely throw you off.
>FDVR >time dilation >immortality >regenerative healing >anti-syncope >infinite cum >anti-boredom drugs >infinite aphrodisiacs
Computer, disengage safety protocols and run program. I'll be here until the sun burns out.
I heard a story that, at least partially, the gay porn industry in the US developed out of attempts to make porn for women, only to realize that men were the majority of the buyers. Or that men would get their wives to buy the tapes for them, lol
I heard a story that, at least partially, the gay porn industry in the US developed out of attempts to make porn for women, only to realize that men were the majority of the buyers. Or that men would get their wives to buy the tapes for them, lol
That's what the general consensus was on Playgirl down the line. Women weren't buying it and all the hunks who had previously done shoots for it were appalled they were just doing spank bait for gays
The tentacle room doesn't sound bad at all. Getting your dick milked 24/7 and having to orgasm constantly with an incessant and inexhaustible flow of semen? Oh no how horrifying, I guess.
It doesn't say whether the tentacles get pregnant or how long the gestation period would be, or if they give birth to humans or tentacle monsters. There are a lot of factors here. It could just be that the tentacles rely on human semen for nutrition and pregnancy doesn't occur.
NGGGGG, I know Bible Black had a serious case of same body-itis but damn if I didn't waste gallons of cum watching the series. Because of this hentai I have a serious fetish for blondes.
I was discussing this yesterday, the Prometheus movie was originally much darker. Aliens would capture people and use pheromones to make them breed, but since they are not very good at understanding people in one scene they would put two guys together and they would engage in rape. Producers deemed too shocking, but the comics did (however in the comic the guy fricks his mom...).
Someone suggested that they actually vetoed the idea because depicting gay sex as something rapey and brutal nowadays is taboo. Too close to home I guess.
it's like the original script for interstellar has a lot deeper time dilation mechanics, where you see the consequences of decisions across time and space. very different feeling.
or how the matrix was about brain processing power. keep that in the script and the matrix becomes horrifying. any second you're not actively trying to bring down the machines, you're letting them turn humans into morons and stroke victims, basically. who'd have time for a rave? who'd care about dressing up in matching all black? I need to get my fricking friends and family out of here.
I guess it's easier on the audience to turn premises into adventure films
>or how the matrix was about brain processing power.
That one was pretty clever. Instead of batteries, human brains were used as a neural network to catalog and store information, but the producers thought it was too complicated to the audiences. Nowadays they could say "it's like Google" or something, but in 1999 there was nothing of sorts to make a good analogy.
>constantly get milked for free
Heh don't forget my prostate tentacle gays
Because most media is made, especially now more than ever in history, to make money foremost and artistry or interesting exploration comes second, or third, or fourth.
Lol'd.
Hahahahaha
my body is ready
Please never post this again.
why not
Frick kind of degen, batty boi shit is this? This is clearly not for women. Its more some diapergay fetishist shit.
Any gays in here to confirm, is this sexy to gay men?
The pose is very weird, reminds me more of a little child than a grown man. Not very exciting.
but Mulder is a coomer
>Mulder sees the word Roswell
>can't help himself
television will never be so based ever again
the perfect reaction image
Sounds like an average Tuesday for me LOL
haha that's really funny
I didn't laugh.
See you next Tuesday.
Stop laughing it's not funny
>room is completely filled with tentacles
>somehow you fit in it too
lazy writing
Obviously it implies you are a tentacle as well - that’s part of the challenge.
>you must be semenless to leave this prison
>also, we cast an infinite semen spell on you
I think this game is unwinnable.
Only if you pick that power up.
goofy pls
World ain't scary anymore unless a darkie shows up and he's pissed off. But you can't make movies about that.
Sounds like Hellraiser but without the skin play.
People have developed anti bodies to horror movies
If you show a zoomer the exorcist they would probably laugh at it because s/he most likely doesn't take religion seriously
The bar has been raised. All the Evil Dead movies are comedies to me.
They have always been comedies, that is literally the point
Remake and Rise weren't.
Yes, women ruin everything.
Gen X here, it's only scary if you're a specific kind of Christian (Catholic), very sheltered and find things like little kids cursing or voice changers frightening. I had heard it hyped up for decades and was very disappointed by how nonscary it was. The hospital sequences with the giant needles being put into the patient's body were scarier than the hyped up sequences. The only parts that actually were good were the initial scene in Iraq and the more subtle background signs of the demon's presence in the house. The actual scenes of posession failed to deliver.
>The actual scenes of posession failed to deliver
listen, I get that you think you know what you're talking about, but you're absurdly wrong
it's a shame that people like you are being born
You're wrong.
Nobody knew what exorcisms were before The Exorcist came out. It didn't become popular with Catholics (who were like 10% of the US population back then), it became popular with typical middle Americans. About ten years before that it bordered on scandal that the country had a catholic president.
You don't really need to be Catholic to like the movie, you just need to be able to engage with media seriously and not be a post-ironic cynic the entire time. The movie literally builds up the exorcism as a last resort because its own characters don't believe it could be a demon. Even the dogshit reboot from this year has its characters be more accepting of the demonic possession premise.
Protestants believe in the devil. They might not believe in catholic exorcisms but a film about demons possessing a child is going to have the same effect.
1973 was right after the evangelical resurgence meaning those ideas were actually pretty new to most Americans. The "mainline" Protestant churches haven't really believed in witchcraft of any kind for centuries
>demons are witchcraft
you're genuinely too stupid to understand what you're talking about
I've said this before, but The Exorcist is just a Dracula adaptation with a demon instead of a vampire.
Right, and it’s still as worthless a comment as it ever was. You might as well say it’s a monster movie and replace demon with whoever the frick. It’s the underlying THEMES that define things.
Yes you tard, it's the THEMES of an ancient evil who comes from the east to corrupt young girls and challenges modern scientific understanding, forcing us to revert to old folklore in order to combat it. Not at ALL like Dracula.
>it's only scary if you're a specific kind of Christian (Catholic),
Simply not true.
I don't think The Exorcist is scary but this post is wildly inaccurate lol
>Gen X here
There has never been a good post that started with this.
What is the first language of the artist who made this
What is syncope tho
fatigue
I have african american syncope.
🙂
fainting
Syncope New York. It's a great movie.
It's like seething and coping at the same time.
Synchronistic coping
Like all asians regarding wmaf couples (I too think there are to many but I'm white and don't like racemixing)
This pic reminds me too much of Slither. I'm getting the frick out of there before I turn into that blob lady.
When FDVR becomes a thing this is the first thing I'm doing.
Why not have a testicle room instead where you can't leave until your body is composed entirely of semen?
reminds me of a story of a kindly old farmer and a traveling salesman
Can syncope happen to you if you deposit sperm in milking tentacles.
Happens to the best of us.
>syncope
what roy did at the end of bladerunner
Nice. Very nice.
Horror was never about being scary, it was about giving you and excuse to cuddle/feel up your best gal in the backrow of the theater.
Based boomer. The first date was always to a romcom to show the lass a good time. If you had a second or third date you pick up the movie that you just know won't have any audience. You're alone in an empty theatre for 2 hours and you're definitely not going to waste that time!
>tfw all theaters are recliners now meaning you can’t casually initiate a cuddle or handsy things with your date
And they wonder why nobody goes anymore
am i fricking dyslexic or does that sentence not make any sense
>as long as semen left in your body
what the frick is he saying?
Anon it was written by a (probably)japanese guy that doesn't have the best grasp on english, it's not surprising that some sentences are a bit weird.
Not only the sentences.
>as long as semen left in your body
>as long as semen IS left in your body
You should be able to fill in the blank easily enough it's like when someone makes a typo it shouldn't completely throw you off.
Does this keep you alive forever?
Might be interesting.
>FDVR
>time dilation
>immortality
>regenerative healing
>anti-syncope
>infinite cum
>anti-boredom drugs
>infinite aphrodisiacs
Computer, disengage safety protocols and run program. I'll be here until the sun burns out.
replace the prostate massaging tentacles with giant futas and i'm in
because it is verboten to notice the things that are actually frightening in the world today, even metaphorically.
am i getting dumber or does this image make no sense?
It’s some autists fantasy or a weak attempt to force a meme
Like that “foreverial tied up delitized” shit from a few years ago
>Playgirl magazine
>It's actually just for a bunch of homosexuals
But what if you're just a fan of Duchovny and you wanted to read the article and interview?
I heard a story that, at least partially, the gay porn industry in the US developed out of attempts to make porn for women, only to realize that men were the majority of the buyers. Or that men would get their wives to buy the tapes for them, lol
You're saying Bret was right all along?
That's what the general consensus was on Playgirl down the line. Women weren't buying it and all the hunks who had previously done shoots for it were appalled they were just doing spank bait for gays
Someone post the "treadmill inside a closed room" horror pasta
they should adapt the camp of the saints to create the definitive dystopia horror movie of the millenium
>Why Isn't the Horror Genre Scary Any More?
Anglo authors aren't having existential crisises over seeing an Irishman on the streets anymore
>tfw i've been seething and syncoping ever since i entered the tentacle room
The real world is scarier. True crime. 411 cases. Daily encounters as you're out & about. That's were the frieghts occur.
thats right stay inside and watch tv goy
The tentacle room doesn't sound bad at all. Getting your dick milked 24/7 and having to orgasm constantly with an incessant and inexhaustible flow of semen? Oh no how horrifying, I guess.
How are you supposed to take responsibility for so many children when the tentacles give birth.
This is the real terror.
It doesn't say whether the tentacles get pregnant or how long the gestation period would be, or if they give birth to humans or tentacle monsters. There are a lot of factors here. It could just be that the tentacles rely on human semen for nutrition and pregnancy doesn't occur.
Oh noooo
NGGGGG, I know Bible Black had a serious case of same body-itis but damn if I didn't waste gallons of cum watching the series. Because of this hentai I have a serious fetish for blondes.
The earliest video porn I ever downloaded
I was discussing this yesterday, the Prometheus movie was originally much darker. Aliens would capture people and use pheromones to make them breed, but since they are not very good at understanding people in one scene they would put two guys together and they would engage in rape. Producers deemed too shocking, but the comics did (however in the comic the guy fricks his mom...).
Someone suggested that they actually vetoed the idea because depicting gay sex as something rapey and brutal nowadays is taboo. Too close to home I guess.
This is what happens to guys who accidentally enter a fujo convention.
The smell alone would be enough to deter someone from doing something so mindless.
What if they were just at the nose plug expo and forgot to take off theirs...
It would probably resemble something like the OP pic. Only stinkier.
it's like the original script for interstellar has a lot deeper time dilation mechanics, where you see the consequences of decisions across time and space. very different feeling.
or how the matrix was about brain processing power. keep that in the script and the matrix becomes horrifying. any second you're not actively trying to bring down the machines, you're letting them turn humans into morons and stroke victims, basically. who'd have time for a rave? who'd care about dressing up in matching all black? I need to get my fricking friends and family out of here.
I guess it's easier on the audience to turn premises into adventure films
>or how the matrix was about brain processing power.
That one was pretty clever. Instead of batteries, human brains were used as a neural network to catalog and store information, but the producers thought it was too complicated to the audiences. Nowadays they could say "it's like Google" or something, but in 1999 there was nothing of sorts to make a good analogy.
this seems like something out of monmosu quest but i stopped playing around chapter 2
Never forget. You might think it's impossible but it actually happened