While that's what he's going for, he went with Iron Monger, not Iron Warmonger. He's a guy who sells iron. Not even steel. It's a lame name. He's supposed to be a big business magnate and he sucks this hard at branding? How about War Chest? Bounty? Hell, if he's so bent on keeping the I'M SELLING IRON MAN shit in the name, Iron Magnate(or magnet) works better.
>How about War Chest? Bounty? Hell, if he's so bent on keeping the I'M SELLING IRON MAN shit in the name, Iron Magnate(or magnet) works better.
Horrible names
Your comics and movies would never sell
I know they're horrible, they're dogshit ideas I pulled out of my ass in a second in my capacity as a dipshit with a moron job. Iron Mong is a capable businessman who presumably invested a lot of time, money and effort into this enterprise, yet didn't do any better on the name.
I imagine if it was the new MCU that directed this movie it'd be like that doctor or w/e saying "Monger, what kind of name is Monger?"
And Jebediah would shit himself and be like "uhhh you know uhh Monger."
"You mean like warmonger orrr."
"uh idk"
And the audience will laugh as another tense scene is ruined.
100% rt guaruanteed
Ironmonger warmonger fishmonger cheesemonger prostitutemonger newsmonger rumormonger scaremonger scandalmonger hatemonger before my autocorrect starts to complain.
I imagine if it was the new MCU that directed this movie it'd be like that doctor or w/e saying "Monger, what kind of name is Monger?"
And Jebediah would shit himself and be like "uhhh you know uhh Monger."
"You mean like warmonger orrr."
"uh idk"
And the audience will laugh as another tense scene is ruined.
100% rt guaruanteed
All the sequel villains have just basically been an imitation of the guy in their gimmick ultimately. They fight Tony using tech based on his own, or outright stolen from him. Even Killian in 3, he was basically controlling Tony's other suits.
god iron man 1 had such a diferent uniq feeling comapred to today marvel.
is not like the movie was trying hard to be serious but i miss when not everything was a joke on screen
Because it sounds cool. Also an allegory to war monger since the guy wanted to make weapons at the height if the war on terror
But it also sounds very close to fishmonger.
If i didnt know what that is, i would be scare of something call fishmonger
Sounds like some hulking fish person. And by fish person, I mean human body, fish head.
So I agree.
a fishmonger sells fish
a warmonger deals in war
stane intended to mass produce and sell the armor
so the chosen name, iron monger, makes perfect sense
While that's what he's going for, he went with Iron Monger, not Iron Warmonger. He's a guy who sells iron. Not even steel. It's a lame name. He's supposed to be a big business magnate and he sucks this hard at branding? How about War Chest? Bounty? Hell, if he's so bent on keeping the I'M SELLING IRON MAN shit in the name, Iron Magnate(or magnet) works better.
>How about War Chest? Bounty? Hell, if he's so bent on keeping the I'M SELLING IRON MAN shit in the name, Iron Magnate(or magnet) works better.
Horrible names
Your comics and movies would never sell
I know they're horrible, they're dogshit ideas I pulled out of my ass in a second in my capacity as a dipshit with a moron job. Iron Mong is a capable businessman who presumably invested a lot of time, money and effort into this enterprise, yet didn't do any better on the name.
Ironmonger is an actual word, which immediately makes it stickier than anything you've suggested.
Okay who cares
OP, apparently.
This doesn't translate well to other languages who don't have a sleek word like "warmonger"
It's a proper noun. Translations can replace it with anything they want or leave it in the original English, whatever fits best. Happens all the time.
Warmonger also sounds very close to fishmonger because they are partly made up of the same word
monger means merchant
Ironmonger as in someone who sells "iron" which is to say, weapons
this
the five things you can monger in modern english are iron, fish, fear, war and wiener
Iron Fearmonger sounds alright actually.
No
Terror Steelseller
Ironmonger warmonger fishmonger cheesemonger prostitutemonger newsmonger rumormonger scaremonger scandalmonger hatemonger before my autocorrect starts to complain.
You’re thinking of “mongLer”. wienermongler, with an L.
>ESL
It's a play on "warmonger".
But
Major Dickface couldn't come up with a good name
First name, wiener.
Because he's a Mongerloid.
"Tony we're iron mongers"
there you go anon.
cause he mongs
>I call him Iron-er Man
That's his thing. He mongs people.
It sounds close to mongoloid, something he is.
I imagine if it was the new MCU that directed this movie it'd be like that doctor or w/e saying "Monger, what kind of name is Monger?"
And Jebediah would shit himself and be like "uhhh you know uhh Monger."
"You mean like warmonger orrr."
"uh idk"
And the audience will laugh as another tense scene is ruined.
100% rt guaruanteed
The real question is why was he the most memorable Iron Man villain?
All the sequel villains have just basically been an imitation of the guy in their gimmick ultimately. They fight Tony using tech based on his own, or outright stolen from him. Even Killian in 3, he was basically controlling Tony's other suits.
god iron man 1 had such a diferent uniq feeling comapred to today marvel.
is not like the movie was trying hard to be serious but i miss when not everything was a joke on screen
but marvel movies ARE a joke
Warmongoloid was deemed too offensive.
Because it's Man, but stronger