why no biopic yet?

why no biopic yet?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i have seen so much shit these past few years that i think bin laden was actually a nobody
    dude was probably a video game developer in utah or something

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They would have to show him being a CIA/Mossad asset

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He is probably chilling on a balcony in Israel as we speak

      Because they'd have to show him touring US bases as Tim Osman and being childhood friends with the Bushes

      you guys are certified skyzo. The guy used to work for the CIA when the taliban or whatever the frick they used to call themselves when they were fighting the soviets. End of story

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah and most Americans have no fricking idea about that and the government definitely doesn't want to shed light on it
        I'm not claiming it's some hidden conspiracy. Just not emphasized and if more people realized it they'd probably raise an eyebrow

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Americans are astonishingly ignorant of their own history and the hypocrisy of their government. Personally I love the story of what happened to the Philippines after the Spanish-American war
          >we would like freedom please
          >no, you’re our vassal now
          >b..but freedom?
          >murders you for asking

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, we are a country of moronic people. The 80s really did everybody in because they cultivated a culture of money and consumption and that's been the religion ever since. Even today's youthful libs are still entirely consumption driven. The real history is only zeroed in on by people with autism and true Chomsky style dissidents/critics, and when they speak up everybody just calls them homosexuals.
            Never had a chance

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >history and the hypocrisy
            in kinder words that means we are not stagnat, you wienersucking left behind throwback old world peon.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You also evidently don’t know how to spell. Frick yeah!

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                do my math homework next you fricking dork

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Go back to school esl

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the mujahideen... it is likely just some guy still out there today abusing a pack animal in a dust storm somewhere.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Six words:
        School of Americas

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        pure coincidence, nothing to see here. btw we threw him in the ocean lel.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Story aint over yet. No body and a bullshit story

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He is probably chilling on a balcony in Israel as we speak

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >ooooh! no, sorry everyone, we threw the body in the sea right away before anyone could see it, anyway.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hollywood is very antisemitic.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cast him

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >This summer, Danny Trejo in: Osama

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who would play him?

      Adrien Brody

      >This summer, Danny Trejo in: Osama

      osama was 6'5, trejo is 5'6

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        billions must reject america

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who would play him?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If I lost a lot of weight I could probably do it.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ryan gosling has been too busy

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Too many people would agree with himk

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BASKIN ROBERTS BASKIN ROBERTS KEK ITS KINO BASKIN

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the film has been delayed because the keepsake popcorn vests get shit everywhere when they detonate.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    imagine if the footage was broadcasted live

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    s

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    whats the premise though? how do we sell tickets?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Tucker Carlson on the left

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      basically the Mandrin plot from Iron Man 3 but up the wacky

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's like Shooter where the main character is an elite american zogbot with a long-term grudge. He starts out serving in a-stan where he helps train terrorist ragheads and future leaders, including Osama.
      Through the next decade he gets multiple assignments and wild-goose chases to stop Osama or deal with his organization, but it's like trying to catch smoke. He starts to doubt if higher-ups really want Obama dead.
      Mostly retired by the late 90s, he falls to paranoia tracking terrorism on his own, at the same time wondering if the terrorists have a point.
      His own bosses on capitol hill are small-minded blobs, going along with the current thing. Wouldn't th-4K HD NINE ELEVEN SEQUENCE NOT LESS THAN TWENTY ABSOLUTELY BRUTAL MINUTES cut to black screen. The MC probably died in the wreckage.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >*freeze frame*
    >yeah thats me. you're probably wondering how I ended up at the bottom of the ocean
    >well as long as I can remember I always wanted to join the CIA

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    because amerigoys might wonder why we were arming this "terrorist" to the teeth in the 80s ?

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hmm

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    shit, almost there

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    oh yeah and btw then we found him and killed him and we dumped his body in the sea, yeah, no. we cant release any video or any other sort of evidence sorry
    yeah hes dead, so dead

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    glownig psyop fairy tale you could say the real life thing was the biopic itself

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Osama's descent into jihading against America is fifty times more hilarious than the /misc/troon babble going on this thread. Dude was ready to fight Saddam via cave warfare despite SA having no complex cave system, lost his shit when the Americans arrived and then fricked off to Sudan where the government ripped him and made him a doomer.

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