Why no horror kino about mosquitoes? Too boring?

Why no horror kino about mosquitoes? Too boring?

POSIWID: The Purpose Of A System Is What It Does Shirt $21.68

The Kind of Tired That Sleep Won’t Fix Shirt $21.68

POSIWID: The Purpose Of A System Is What It Does Shirt $21.68

  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    jurassic park

    • 5 months ago
      Anon

      Solve this yourself. Just mix Ticks with The Bees and you have direct-to-streaming horror film

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    x-files had a spooky green aphid episode

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The one where they were stuck in a cabin? That was a good one

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mansquito

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Came here to post this. The channel name change was gay.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    mosquitoes are too tiny to focus on anything on them

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      What about giant mutated mosquitos who stab people and drain all their blood until a dry hus remains?
      Soldiers be like pewpewpewpew but still failing, so people hide in a bunker but still need to go for help so some try to run outside but get stabbed and one gets into his car but they just stab straight thriugh the windshield.
      Then the hero ends up with the stacy and while they're making love she gets stabbed in the back and she dries up right in front of him, leaving a dry grey corpse with obvious implants.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds like an episode of Star Trek Voyager tbqh

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    homie you dumb af no cap

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have a very early memory of watching this movie in theaters that i swear by, but i was born in ‘94

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Weird that the two most well known mosquito horror movies came out around the same time

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        SKEET SKEET SKEET

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      fr fr ong bro

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Weird that the two most well known mosquito horror movies came out around the same time

      These, and I think there's also a Sci-fi channel original movie called "Mansquito"

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      the one was fun as hell. had Gunnar Hansen (the original leatherface, cool scene where they work in him using a chainsaw on the giant mosquitos) and Ron Asheton from the stooges in

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        The two stars were literally mentioned in OPs image.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      the one was fun as hell. had Gunnar Hansen (the original leatherface, cool scene where they work in him using a chainsaw on the giant mosquitos) and Ron Asheton from the stooges in

      I saw this scene at a very young age and it left such an impression on me. Only years later did I put the right search terms into google to find out the actual name of the movie

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >big nosed blood suckers.

    The Pianist (2002)

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    mosquitos are gay
    these things are terrifying but i allow them to build webs on my porch because they kill em

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I used to be scared of spiders, but I think I watched too many cute videos of them on youtube and now I'm desensitized. I like how they keep annoying bugs like earwigs and silverfish away, so if I see a spider setting up shop in my house in some secluded corner, I'll leave it be. They seem to know the popular insect roads and build there, which is usually right next to the front door

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        The only cute ones to me are jumping spiders

        • 5 months ago
          sage

          I used to be scared of spiders, but I think I watched too many cute videos of them on youtube and now I'm desensitized. I like how they keep annoying bugs like earwigs and silverfish away, so if I see a spider setting up shop in my house in some secluded corner, I'll leave it be. They seem to know the popular insect roads and build there, which is usually right next to the front door

          jumping spiders are cute
          for the rest of the arachnid - kill it with fire
          small harmless ones can stay as long as the eat all the other annoying insects

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I was just thinking of that one too, of the Japanese guy putting a globe of water on the jumping spider's head and its getting flustered at the water hat. I like this one too

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          jumping spiders are cute
          for the rest of the arachnid - kill it with fire
          small harmless ones can stay as long as the eat all the other annoying insects

          Common black house spiders get an automatic pass for me.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            It is very interesting how the average house has its own little ecosystem of insects. You don't always see them, but the house spiders do and will take care of them for you, granted you aren't killing your house spiders and leaving them to their work

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        jumping spiders are cute
        for the rest of the arachnid - kill it with fire
        small harmless ones can stay as long as the eat all the other annoying insects

        jumping spiders are definitely cute. the only spiders I don't like are the common brown spiders because they actually walk around in my basement, pop down on strings, they don't stay in their fricking lane and sometimes they are on the shower wall too. but orb weavers just sit their fat ass in web and will never ever frick with you unless you bump into the web or something.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Orb weavers are really something else. I have some small decorative trees in my yard that about twelve feet apart or so. Fat-ass will take her strings from one tree, then bring it all the way over to the other and make a big net of a web between them. Then she'll sit right in the middle of it. I'll watch her during really windy days, getting blown around on the breeze, not moving at all and the web not snapping. Those cords are really amazingly durable and they are so hard to see unless the sun hits them just right. It looks like the spider is floating in mid-air otherwise

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      idk man I have had an affinity for spiders(snakes too) since I was young. My baby bro used to be legit arachnophobic so it was my job to tease him and protect him from spiders. Over time I got really comfortable with most all spiders and kinda felt bad for the bad rap they get. They aren't aggressive(mostly) and some are just very curious creatures. Some wolf spiders and jumping spiders will just sit, watch you do shit and with some you can play with them. Even black widows are pretty chill so long as you don't try to confine them in your hand. Brown recluses I don't frick with at all though. Watched a family member try to swat one away from their leg, and the fricker bit them. Over a period of a month or so their tissue around the bite got blackish and I'm guessing necrotized. They still have a huge indent in their leg where the bite was. I wanna got to australia so I can mess with the fabled huntsmen spider. I have seen some big wood spiders and a couple tarantula but those frickers look like they get big.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mosquito State
    >it's kino
    >one man slowly melts down and breeds swarms of mosquitoes in his luxury condo as inspiration for his high stress finance job

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mosquitoes are just annoying more than anything else when you see them around even if they are technically the deadliest creature on earth. wienerroaches need more love in horror tbh

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ever see Creepshow?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I did as a kid but I don't remember most of it. Mimic was pretty good roachkino but doesn't go into the infestation angle too much.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mimic is pretty good

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ahem

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        kino font

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >implying

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    There is one horror movie about giant mosquitoes..I saw it on Scifi like 20 years ago.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      *Scyfy
      Get with the times, boomer.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's SyFy, you dolt.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's See Food, moron! AAAAAAAHHHHH!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty sure the giant mosquitos was a made for TV movie on NBC. It was actually pretty good. I mean you really miss, the mosquitoes were the size of large dogs and not a joke. Exactly like Fallout4 mosquitoes on survival mode. Absolutely deadly. Especially the darting ones that you can't shoot without VATS

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wth happened to /hor/? I used to lurk that general for a movie to watch on friday night.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    So, what would mosquito horror be like? Thousands of them swarm a dude and kill him by sucking out all of his blood?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      contagion + it follows

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Too anti-Semitic

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is just called going to Africa without your malaria shots

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    one of these little homosexual tiger mosquitos bit my toe and it became a scar

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Something bit me in the knuckle last Summer and my fricking hand swole up.

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Fly is a very popluar movie you know?

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You mean vampires? It's the same concept.

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Elon Musquito

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no russian mosquito survival horror set in siberia

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    too antisemitic

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Too boring?
    No, too real.

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    MUH EYE
    MY VISUAL CONNECTION WITH THIS BEAUTIFUL WORLD HAS BEEN SEVERED

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thumbnail looked like a ass.

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    suc

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw this little bastard with its syringe nose is suggin on your arm

      Normally I'm very adverse to hurting even insects. I gave up squishing them long ago, even inside the house, instead just opting to let the spiders deal with them. Either they die to the spider, starve, or go back where they came from. Mosquitos though are always actively violating the nap, so they have to die and I don't feel bad about it

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jumanji

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      jumanji

      damn it I didn't see

      Ahem

      the end of this is hilarious btw, it has some great practical effects as well

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >top 10 deadliest animals
    >number 1 is mosquitos
    GAAAAAAY

  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    jumanji

  31. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I woke up in a tropical location one time and had a question mark on my back made from like 10 bites.

    That can be the start of the movie.

  32. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    they need to do their predictive programming carefully

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *