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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why not discuss the topic of the board instead, moronic iPhaggot?

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I tried 4 again but the Minutemen bullshit pissed me off. Bastard comes to your settlement, makes you general, and then starts ordering you around. It's complete crap. Also the dialogue options are hilariously bad.
    They really need to stop developing 76 and redo 4 with all the system improvements. Even shit as simple as making it so you can sort crafting menus so ONLY the stuff you have plans / resources for appears would be a massive improvement.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No. They need to stop wasting time on games from 10 years ago. They shouldn't be encouraged to re-release the same game 10 times ala Skyrim. Frick you. Frick your parents. Frick your delicious little freckle-faced sister.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Superb post. Simply sublime

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the fo4 dialog system is the reason I never played it, just insulting.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's a mod where you can kill preston or throw him in jail. That sack of shit has been rotting in a diamond city jail cell for years now.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >They really need to stop developing 76 and redo 4
      You know they wont do this specially after wasting so much time on starslop

      Bethesda is renowned for being a stubborn 0 fricks given company from the use of it's game engine to it's refusal to let fallout 76 die to its shit updates for both elder scrolls and fallout games that brick mods. They didn't even care about fallout 3 crashing to desktop without a mod untill Microsoft FORCED them to do it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can skip the minutemen stuff entirely. It's not obvious at first since the game kind of points you in that direction, but you can walk right past that spot and proceed to diamond city and it doesn't affect the story or your progress in any way

      my brotherhood of steel character pretty much lived there

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Also the dialogue options are hilariously bad.
      I think 3 has even worse dialog

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >They really need to stop developing 76 and redo 4
      what they actually need to do is make a remaster of 3 and NV

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is 3 really any good these days? I enjoyed it as a kid but I get the feeling I wouldn't enjoy it these days after playing the originals and NV

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I barely made it an hour as someone that started with NV. Just felt like a huge downgrade.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://gematriaeffect.news/amazons-fallout-release-date-on-the-116th-day-of-pope-francis-being-87-years-old/

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just what I was thinking.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I played 3 NV once but never got into it. I just prefer TES

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why did oblivion have so much frickin sovl

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It was the last game before a new era they helped create

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Cursed image

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You just have nostalgia for it. I played morrowind first, and Oblivion felt soulless by comparison.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I played Morrowind first and I still enjoyed Oblivion even if it felt obvious it was headed in a more casual direction, Hell Skyrim still had plenty too. I'm scared to death of ES6 though, after 76 and Starfield modern Bethesda seems to have completely lost the ability to make even a passable game

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      FO was good as Oblivion with guns. Something about that generation of Bethesda games is just the right mix of old and new.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have that moose painting in my Fallout 76 house

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    none of them are as good as the show

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If a film starts with
    >Based on the novel ______ by ____ ____
    I turn it off immediately and buy the novel.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what happens when you make a woke television program based off the most MID RPG series of all time?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Manchildren refuse to stop crying.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Did she freeze it and frick herself with it bros? I know I would.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >show has black people in it
      >IT'S LE WOKE
      have a nice day

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          WOAH! FELLOW CHUDBROS, LOOK AT THIS! BLACK PEOPLE IN A TV SHOW! SEETHING ABOUT THIS WILL SURELY CONVINCE PEOPLE OUR IDEAOLOGY IS THE RIGHT ONE

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            same

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous
              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Hitler didn't wear a gaudy gold PPK

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            clearly bezos is sending his best shills

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              When you saw the black Little Mermaid for the first time, did you cry and write a manifesto about the fall of the west?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Shown to be remorseless villains
          And they still whine about it

          Who would makes such a gay ass character build? She better be sucking some wieners.

          She was literally bred to be submissive and breedable. The whole vault was like that except for the Vault 31 plants.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I find it strange that they made the black women straighten their hair. Kinda proves the point that they are being forced to assimilate. If this was woke, they'd both have giant afros.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >mid
      Being very generous there.
      >fetch quest to unlock the fetch quest to unlock nothing at all.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >MMMOOOMMMMMMM THE WOKE TV SHOW IS GENOCIDING ME AGAIN!!!!!

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    which fallout game should i play bros?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      New Vegas then 3 then 76. It's great to see how the game systems progressed, regressed, and eventually stabilized. Just be patient with the modding. It can take a long time to get your game just the way you want it and a very short time to frick it up by applying a mod that does shit it isn't supposed to.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      2

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you only pick one, make it New Vegas. If you’re going for multiple, go Vegas, 3, then 1&2 if you’re into that kind of RPG. I’m going to continue to pretend 76 doesn’t exist. Just be aware that you’re going to need to install several mods and tinker A LOT to get 3 to reliably run on your pc. People joke about Bethesda games being janky but it’s on a different level.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that would be better than watching the show
    but they all require 2 hours of modding to even be stable enough to play

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because the show is kino
    Once you stop listening to the insufferable contrarians here and make up your own mind on what to watch

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Your posts would be more meaningful if you didn't out yourself as a moronic frogposter.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Stay mad joyless homosexual.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >i'm not just moronic, i'm a hedonist as well
          You sure told me, kid.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Only reddit homosexuals hate Pepe

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I predate pepe. He was always newhomosexual moron shit. Time to grow out of that Cinemaphile folder, kiddo.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Sure thing troony

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Crying about trannies is also a post 2014 phenomena.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Go back and dilate

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You ever wonder if maybe you bring up dickgirls all the time because you're always thinking about dick?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No, I'm not you

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You sure showed him! Thanks for bringing up trannies in every thread btw, you're the reason this chinese basket-weaving board is still thriving.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Take your meds

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I barely know anything from the games so I don't have much to complain about lore, but I still didn't like it much. Only character I enjoyed was The Ghoul, other than him everyone else was ultra bland and some were downright insufferable.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Because onlu the parts with the ghoul is kino
      the rest of the show is the Halo tv show with fallout paint

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are pajeets so bad at shilling

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why can't people with brown eyes find the question mark?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I have blue eyes saar

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I've already explained why that isn't possible.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Go play 76 now
    Reclamation day is from that

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Why not just play the games
    Because I already beat the first 2, and the rest are fricking shit.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Back to Cinemaphile troony

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bros i actually am enjoying it, episode 6 now. streaming is healing

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    idk. play the games; watch the show?
    I'd rather do neither.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I do play the games.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Al what the hell are you doing here, post some new stuff on yootoob

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not me but I know who that is.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I do play the games.

          I played new vegas for like 30 mins and uninstalled it.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Well, that was a stupid thing to do.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Actually those are screenshots of Fallout 3 modded into New Vegas.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >troon vegas
      correction: you only play one game and it's on repeat

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I've played all the main games. New Vegas is just the most kino.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sitting on both seats. Now I've seen everything.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      mfers will really say how soulless the new ones are and then play in a desert with everything modded out

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'd like to mod you out of the desert, if you catch my drift.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        most broccoli headed post of the day award goes to you
        you know the "new ones" you're referring to are nearly universally shat on, right? lol go back to Tiktok or wherever the zooms go

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nice metric for success dipshit
          >umm actually you know normgroids and ~~*reviewers*~~ said it was bad!

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Fallout 4 has an ugly aesthetic, shit writing, and mediocre gameplay only normies would be able to tolerate. Plus reviewers mostly like it. Do you even know what you're talking about? Lol.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yes that's why I play the superior Fallout 76

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                K, let people who actually care about this series and don't just play the spin-off slop talk about it then

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >spin-off slop
                lmao post some more of your totally not spin off troon vegas pics
                >care about this series
                You play one (1) game from it

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You are not even a broccoli head zoomer, you are a mentally challenged turd worlder.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >zoomergayspeak
        Opinion discarded

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          "Motherfrickers" is zoomer speak?
          Ok, moron.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            But that's not what you said. You wrote "Mfers" which is classic zoomer gay slang. Time for mommy to tuck you into bed now, the grown ups are talking here.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Crying about abbreviations now? What causes you to be this miserable?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is NV the ugliest game ever made?

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't play video games.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >isometric RPG with a cool points-based action system
    >turn it into an Oblivion FPS thing
    Why? It's not like when old NES games 'went 3D'. It's a completely different game, like if Neverwinter Nights 3 was a fighting game.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they managed to convert one of the main turn-based mechanics (V.A.T.S.) into 3D FPS gameplay

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I played New Vegas for a bit and I really wanted to like it but this is where it felt clunky. With 1&2 it was like this risk-reward system when to use action points and where to shoot. Tactical RPG system because you can't, y'know, pixel hunt for a sprite's head or whatever.

        In New Vegas it had the percentages but the game literally FROZE when you could actually just aim the mouse and shoot an enemy in the leg. Why have both? I feel like it was there just because that's 'part of Fallout' but at that point remove it entirely, call it Fallout Stories: New Vegas or something. (Assuming 3&4 are similar here.)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So sweaty. So fat.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Will TES 6 be another starflop?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Won't get made. Actual apocalypse coming.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If they have the core gameplay revolve around procedurally generated "content" again then yes

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how does one keep their clothes routinely that clean in the perpocaplypse

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why do skeletons with no flesh even left on the bones have perfectly clean and colored clothes?
      Fallout has always been silly. The more you think about it, the more it falls apart

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Except you described Bethesda fallout.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lel just noticed the moose painting that's everywhere in FO4

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The music in this is so fricking kino.
    I want a new fallout game now.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shut the frick up you huge queer

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        suck my dick, whiny b***h

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This isn't even true, most Fallout fans are aware the IP has been casualized since Bethesda acquired it.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Too hard for drones such as yourself op. It also would have been too hard to watch fallout so they made it straw wars.

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    really tho the FO show is probably the best video game adaptation since Mortal Kombat.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      On that note, check out the Mortal Kombat cartoon movies. They got this new cheesy one about Johnny Cage trying to solve the kidnapping of his costar that's a riot. It does a decent job of capturing the fun of those old cheesy 80s action flicks.

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because bethesda wasted half a decade making Starshit

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Those suck too

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So is Mr House le bad if he didn't buy into the vaults? Also why aren't they showing how horrible communist China was? Nevermind all the other woke garbage

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They haven't even shown American soldiers gunning down Canadian partisans yet. For that matter, they didn't even explain what the NCR was or what they believed in. Enclave got the same treatment. They'll obviously never get around to showing what alternate timeline commies were like.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        > they didn't even explain what the NCR was or what they believed in. Enclave got the same treatment.
        Based, frick normies

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there another elisode coming? Surely that build up isn't season 2 bait, right? I was hoping they'd have an entirely new set of characters and stories...

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    because they're not particularly good

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am already fricking your mom.

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've been thinking about starting a new NV playthrough with the community patches that restore/complete the unfinished content. Naturally I would want to side with the Legion since they had the most cut content.

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ah, a question for the ages

    >why do people do things?

    A question indeed.

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    1st person games are lazy unfinished white where they couldn't be added to think up or design a real protagonist that you would be happy to have on screen for the entire game.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The game is constantly showing your character

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because I can watch this with my girlfriend and show her why I like the games, while also enjoying a decent show myself

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >while also enjoying a decent show myself

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who would makes such a gay ass character build? She better be sucking some wieners.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Who would makes such a gay ass character build?
      Some coomer playing a porn mod

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yet zero holes. I want holes. I want wieners in said holes. No blacks.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think her build is decent. She's basically Natalia but with charisma swapped with agility

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She's a danty lil lady. Where the frick are my Rhea Ripley builds. Gay n not sexual.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Charismamaxxing is always the way to go imo in rpgs, always delivers the most interesting outcomes. You have to appreciate how her she's as weak as she is dainty, I was surprised by how brutal that scene with the raider was at the start

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Everything is gay now, I get it, but can't you once try the cool gay...

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        shes 1 INT with 10 luck like max

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't play the games i don't watch this show.
    I only like Ella : )

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They are shit and there hasn't been a new one in years.

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It’s in the fallout universe, but they are not doing the character or plot of any game. If you played the games, you’ll know the history, you’ll know the tech, the factions, etc. You won’t know the story of the show.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I enjoyed watching the show and trying to figure out what the vault experiment were

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >It’s in the fallout universe, but they are not doing the character or plot of any game. If you played the games, you’ll know the history, you’ll know the tech, the factions, etc
      Yet they simply deleted the largest and most prominent faction in the game

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Largest and most prominent faction in the games
        The Brotherhood of Steel was in this. They even got a scene where they avenged Helios One and kicked the shit out some NCR remnants. I think there even was a line about them receiving orders from the Commonwealth so Fallout 4's Brotherhood ending might be canon.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The Brotherhood of Steel is like a thousand guys spread across half a dozen chapters, half of which are defunct.
          The NCR is a proper (corrupt) government spanning multiple states with a total population likely in the millions

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Population of 700,000 at their in-game peak.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The NCR will obviously be in season 2 doing some shenanigans at the strip

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That makes absolutely no fricking sense. They should already be fricking EVERYWHERE. THEY ARE THE FRICKING GOVERNMENT. THEY KILLED THE BROTHERHOOD IN CALIFORNIA, THE ONLY ONES LEFT ARE TRAPPED IN THEIR FEW FRICKING REMAINING BUNKERS

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The Brotherhood in the show are also weakened and dispersed. We see the enclave are still ticking along, up to something. I'm sure they will find a way to tie it together. Also it's clearly a "we can't afford to show all this shit" choice, and the budget for season 2 is apparently 25 million higher.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >The Brotherhood in the show are also weakened and dispersed
              They were beyond weakened, the Brotherhood in California was fricking surrounded, presumably besieged
              >We see the enclave are still ticking along
              That's almost as moronic as there being no trace of the largest faction in the setting.

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is crazy. Fallout was always popular, but now it's being discussed on every board daily. What's next in Todd's masterplan on hooking the world on fallout? Just imagine how much of a piece of shit Fallout 5 is going to be. It's probably like 1/4 done right now, on the same shitty engine.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just imagine if Todd had used his money to set up an Elder Scrolls team and a Fallout team or even just gave Obsidian some money and resources to release a new Fallout game in conjunction with the show, not 20 years from now. Instead we got No Man's Starfield

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the games frequently crash if i'm not playing a second game of memory management. That isn't fun.

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how does she know how to poop outside the vault? there isn't a scene explaining this, or the expertly applied eye makeup. this is a cartoon for children and i will not be watching any more of it because i am a sophisticated adult 🙂

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm currently playing 76. The show is an original canon story in the same universe. Being able to passively experience a live action show and then go play a game in the same universe is really fun, anon. That's why you should do both.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Go to bed, Todd

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Can't. Working on Fallout 5.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i want to have gay sex with Xelia Mendes-Jones

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have had fun in every fallout game ive ever played

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’m not much of a gamer but I’m playing fallout 4 right now and it’s all action that gets broken up by characters telling you the story in a monotone voice yeah I just don’t really like video games I sometimes like the stories like in the case of fallout but I’m glad they make shows now so I don’t have to play them

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