Why not snap to make the stones not harm you then snap again to get rid of thanos

Why not snap to make the stones not harm you then snap again to get rid of thanos

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I haven’t taken a shit in three days

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      iktfb

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hillary lost

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      trump won.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      thats normal

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      2020 was stolen

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why not snap to make the stones not harm you then snap again to get rid of poop

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He was already dying when the stones got on his body.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It doesn’t work that way because it would kill him first before the stones become harmless

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      he was alive after the first snap

      so
      >snap 1: stones dont harm
      >' 2: restore to full health
      >' 3: get rid of thanos

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he was alive after the first snap

        Bro he couldn't move and died shortly after.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    why didn't he just tell jarvis to snap for him?

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Expecting logic in movies where people prance around in candy-colored spandex suits

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      well it's the equivalent of "wishing for more wishes", if you don't address the issue it's a plot hole

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        can i wish for more genies instead?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ah, yes, my favorite Avenger: Spandex Man. Who else remembers the end of the iconic first movie where Tony Stark looked a crowd of reporters in the eye and said "I am Spandex Man," immediately followed by the old Black Sabbath classic, Spandex Man.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wonder if this guy actually thought this made him sound smart

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        For me, it's the Spandexer

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    u know why u zoomer c**t

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    actually the snapping doesn't do anything, it's just a figure of speech.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why not remove the "put the stones back into the past when you're done" element by snapping the stones out of existence across every other multiverse

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The bald lady said that will poopoo the timeline or something. Dr strange needs a time stone to beat Dermmamu

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        but Doctor Strange doesn't have the stone anymore. So what's his excuse now? He fricked up by being lazy

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Or why not give the stones to THE LITERAL FEMALE GOKU that's pretty much immortal and can probably snap no problem?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Carol had the Stones multiple times during the fight. The dumb b***h never snapped.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stones were never meant to be harmful
    Drax kept his stone in his stomach

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why doesn't he just snap for infinite snaps

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why not just stop casting the lightning here? It's hurting him and he has the power to simply turn it off

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    okay one thing I never bother understanding. what did he ACTUALLY wish for?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      "Erase Thanos and all his forces and all their hardware"
      imo it was unnecessary for the crashed ship to get dusted. Just dust any remaining crew on board, and humanity could probably benefit a lot from salvaging the rest

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        how did people come back alive then? if it was just to defeat thanus

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          They were brought back by pic related, earlier.
          Two different snaps with different wishes

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            is that real? i never watched the movie

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Erase Thanos and all his forces and all their hardware
        Good thing he also thought "Except for that one green girl that was working for him a few minutes ago but doesn't actually seem to like him all that much, not that I would know this, as I haven't actually spoken to her. But yeah, keep her alive, she seems cool."

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's likely an event that happens in the mind (like when one acquires the soul stone) in some kind of compressed time thought so you can iron it out without any hiccups and go around and figure out allegiances and paths to determine who is on what team.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why not have one of the much more durable characters snap Tony back to life later
    Wtf

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did the magic gems even need a finger snap to initiate the wielder's wish anyway? Seems dumb to design it that way.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I could be wrong, but I always thought it was to show how easy it is to change the course of the universe using the stones: it's as easy as a snap of the fingers.
      Also snapping is a physical action that's fast and immediate, and it translates better visually than having the characters do it vocally or mentally. I think you can still use the stones even if you don't have hands; just make an infinity loafer, gather the stones, think real hard and stomp.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't Thor just snap Tony and Vision back? He couldn't have waited a little bit and then did it. It's not like they had a time limit to return the stones. As long as they eventually get around to it, they can return the stones whenever they want to.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The real question is: why not just start a new quest to gather the infinity stones again to bring him back to life DBZ style?
    >but they're really hard to find!
    Just have Captain Invincible c**tface help, the movies pretty much established that she's literally omnipotent, I'm sure she could round up the stones again in no time

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because RDJ wanted out.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its too difficult to control a nuanced thing like that while all the gems are running through your body it would be comparable to being pumped full of adrenaline having just done cocaine and then being tasked with something logistical. So he probably did what was most instinctive and simple.

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whats the science behind the infinity stones anyways?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not science, it's religion

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Okay whats the science behind the infinity stone religion

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because it would take the drama out of the film.

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The gauntlet in the movie is clearly not omnipotent like the gauntlet in the comics. It can't even stop an axe from hitting you. It just dusts people, nothing else.

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why not snap his fingers and make anyone who pays any attention or cares about capeshit kill themselves?

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