Why Sausage Party Is A Goddamn Godawful Adult Humor P*nis Hell

This is worse than
>Batman & Robin
>Norm of the North
>Food Fight
>Fish 'N Chips
>And even the Tom Cruise Mummy movie.

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's a movie all about how religion is lame and mindless hedonism is cool. Of course it's bad.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hot milf, tho.
      >I can still get up in there.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She's got a nice ass.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's got a nice ass.

      She was literally the only thing good about the movie.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Good taste.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'll taste her ass.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Literally carried the film if you ask me

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Cleanup on Aisle 2, Mrs. Milf dropped a douche.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's just a postmodern gross-out movie, where the crass humor is presented matter-of-factly instead of as punchlines. That's why it doesn't sit right with people, because there's no actual intent to the fricked up stuff, it's just kind of there.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm just glad the final script is a lot more refined.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I guess to be charitable it’s a kind of atheist message that thinks it also has to be kind of nihilistic or at least edgy. Or yeah hedonistic. There is no god and life is pointless and edgy and horrible and crass, so hedonism. Let’s frick and gave an orgy.

      I actually wish this could be an atheist movie without pushing the edgy horrible “everything sucks” bit, it’s like it’s anti-propaganda for atheism. Atheism doesn’t have to be cynical and edgy and bitter and all of this bullshit.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The closest we have on the opposite spectrum is Smiling Friends, but even its anti-nihilism falls flat. (That, and its humor feels largely recycled from Roiland and his clique.)

        Apparently I hear it's pro-christianity, but I personally thought the christmas episode was just a watered down The Most Adequate Christmas Ever

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >main protag cuts a tree
          >tree kills main protag
          >main protag can't enter heaven
          >is sent back to earth by the end of the episode by god himself
          Checks out, I suppose.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            There's subtle differences, like how The Most Adequate Christms Ever takes place in a courtroom and Stan's trying to make a deal with God. Meanwhile in Charlie Dies and Doesn't Come back, it takes place mostly in hell with Charlie trying to make a deal with Satan. (But you're right that the plots are uncannily similar.)

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Meh, American Dad was actually funny. Smiling Friends feels like American Dad if it tried pandering to zoomers.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Wrong show, you're thinking of ATHF-type edge.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                SF's main inspirations are SP and Seinfeld, but that seems like another likely inspiration.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That brazil episode was stolen from seinfeld, so no shit

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The show's not on [as] anymore, so this is about as close as we'll ever get now.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I am a great voice for Bowser when it comes to YouTube voice acting.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Hey evybuddy, Da White Bowzuh hewe!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      funny groomer crab

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The only people who would find this funny are 12-year olds.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The food orgy was unironically hot.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Kys

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I expected more from it tbh

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the earlier draft was more explicit

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    who nose

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SAUSAGE PARTY IS KINO

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Finally, an anon with taste.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I purchased a copy at Goodwill.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >quest for camelot
          >cats don't dance
          >titan ae
          I think we'll get along just fine 🙂

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            here are some others

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are you asking? There’s no question mark and you phrased it as a statement (Why x is y).

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a reference to a kekworthy "review"

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's just not a concept that can be stretched out to 90 minutes. It should've been a short film.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      9 was a short film, yet somehow that became a feature film.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'd frick a stitchpunk.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's a movie I bought a used DVD of for like $2 years and years ago and I've still never watched it solely because of how dogshit everyone always says it is.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I thought it was a great movie, but you'll be pissed by how short it is once it's over.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, and the short film was better because it didn't need to pad out the runtime with boring shit

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I haven't seen the short film, funnily enough.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Enjoy
            https://vimeo.com/37209185

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    THIS IS JUST A RIPOFF OF THE CHILI DOG FROM WIENERSCHNITZEL!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      IT'S A FUSION MASHUP OF WIENERSCHNITZEL AND INSIDE THESE DRONES!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i loved inside job

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sequel series coming out

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A friend of mine showed me this, and I'm super fricking hyped!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The Tick was cancelled because Rogen didn't want it competing with The Boys
      >now this shit
      Frick, I didn't think I could hate this man more than I already did

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If he greenlit an animated Homestuck series, would you hate him more?

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The brother of my girlfriend (at the time) took us both to see this movie. When we got back to the parking lot I found out Kenny Baker had died.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    CURSE YOU TAMATOA

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not even Tamatoa, but the generic Dollar General brand Tamatoa.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know if I should thank or curse Schaffralis for creating such Autism.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Curse him, because he's an eceleb.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anything Seth Rogan touches will be either mediocre or shit.

    He would be better remembered if his career ended after Freaks and Geeks

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm just glad he's not Sarah Silverman, who's an even WORSE writer. (Co-creator of Santa Inc iirc.)

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I ship it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Hiya, how are YA?

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Am I the only person who likes this movie

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nope 🙂

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Cartoon is obviously shit
    >Autistic cartoon reviewer says it's bad for the wrong reasons
    >Cinemaphile says it's "kino" just to spite him
    How many times are we gonna keep doing this song and dance?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I unironically thought it was kino when it came out, though.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Usually you'd get some flippant reply of "it's okay to have shit taste", but honestly, if you're the kind of person who sincerely enjoyed Sausage Party, you might actually be someone who eats shit of his own volition.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I like scat, so you're not wrong.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        thats because you're a homosexual

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I watched this a few weeks ago and it feels like the movie sasuage party thought it was.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm so glad this is a free movie on YouTube.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is totally a Sausage Party thread.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, this is a TamatoaGamingDa thread.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >i'm a mami tomoe lover

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He would be a perfect fit for Cinemaphile

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is a Super Origami Kingdom thread.

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      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The "punishments" are the cherry on top.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It’s pure, raw, unrefined autism.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            My favorite kind, which was why I unironically loved Greeny Phatom when I was younger.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Of course they spare the literal Autistic character.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

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        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i feel like i am getting the lethal injection every time i'm forced to listen to king goomba's "voice"

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Adult Humor P*nis Hell
    Schizo hands typed this post.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I came to the fish milking scene from Surf's Up 2.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'd cum if the fish milking scene was overlayed on top of the food orgy scene.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nah, Batman and Robin is a fun movie.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick happened to capeshit that didn't take itself seriously? Shit like that would be a fresh breath of air in the wake of MCUs and DCUs.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not my opinion, this is something that only makes DED6 seethe.

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