mario is nothing more than your standard vapid plotless illumination fare now with a Mario coat of paint
and likewise the sonic films were your typical "fantasy creature enters THE REAL WORLD???" now starring Jim Carrey. some good moments but ultimately incredibly forgettable
FNAF movie is its own continuity but it's highly respectful of the source material, has its own interesting story, drama, etc., with really impressive practical effects. it's nothing spectacular but I enjoyed it
how many youtubers do i need to be subscribed to in order to appreciate it?
none, i took my boomer father to it who has never heard of FNAF and he enjoyed it more than the mario and sonic films which he also saw and is more familiar with the source material
someone who has never heard of FNAF probably could enjoy the film more as they won't constantly be trying to tie everything in the movie to the game lore in their heads or being distracted when a youtuber cameos
Zero. I knew what the FNAF games were about but never played them or had any idea about the lore etc.
The movie paces itself very carefully and whatever fanservice it presents is entirely unobtrusive: reading about it afterwards I realize who some of the characters were but they all seem natural and nuanced rather than grafted onto the story,
Scott Cawthon, says he been doxed by the Antifa troony BLM mob and had received threats of violence and home invasion. The original creator is conservative had his voting records leaked, he perhaps supported Tulsi and maybe voted Trump. It sent the brains of all the perverts, islamics and transexuals into a head-spin, they have hated him ever since. It might not be ground breaking like Citizen Kane but like 'William Randolph Hearst' there are people can order hit pieces by the media mob, and back in the day Hearst didn't like people who voted the 'wrong way' or hated Citizen Kane. Also this also would not be the first time there has been a massive disconnect between professional critics and an audience who enjoy movies.
>heh, it aint supposed to have a message kid
then why all the shit dialogue? you have nothing to say but you're talking? how about shutting the frick up you moronic Black person hack and making a youtube short horror film instead?
>If you aren't telling me what I should think and how I should feel, why are you talking!?!? >Characterisation? Suspense? World building?! Every second you aren't programming me is a second my indoctrination is slipping! >If I watch something like that I might end up HAVING MY OWN THOUGHTS!!!!
Projection. You self trained fanfiction.net, trying cheating your way to maturity, 90 IQ psued, only reads only public transportation, substanceless navel gazing purple prose dribble consooming gay Black person moron.
>You can't change the past, no matter how hard you try. And if you keep living in the past, you'll lose what you have in the present. >Something about children using pictures to communicate idk
There's some stuff in there, but this is like being upset paranormal activity or fast and furious movies had nothing to say. That's not that this is for, pretending all movies are "films" is a shit attitude.
It's probably something similar to the Halo game.
I'm 24yo and a poorgay who lived in the middle of the jungle, so I got surprised when I played Halo for the first time (like 5 years ago) because I clearly remember how the Americans I talked to said it was amazing. The FNAF is the same thing, since I only got internet recently, the whole thing means nothing because it's a classic situation of "you had to be there"
halo was big because they figured out how to get first person shooters to work with a gamepad (mostly auto-aim). the scary animatronics game was "big" because people liked watching streamers overreact to the jumpscares, then "lore."
Should've dropped all the autism about the sister and Afton and just made it like the first game, an anonymous security guard slowly piecing together the story through clues in the restaurant while trying to avoid being violently murdered by the animatronics. Could've been actually scary if done correctly
The fanbase wants epic lore references and meme cameos like MattPat, they don't want a scary movie that emulates when the game was new and the setting was still mysterious, they want a monument to their worship of the brand over the past decade
I love the game series and thought the movie was pretty good. I had a great time watching it even with its flaws: 7/10.
I think critics went in expecting Willy's Wonderland or Banana Splits (both of which they rated around 6/10), and got something different they weren't ready for. In fact, I would have been more surrpised if critics liked the movie.
Has a build in fanbase of children who mistake liking something as a personality so they can't allow anyone to think the thing they like is bad because that means they are bad.
>Hey, anon, I got a job for you. >Come on, sit down, sit, sit, sit, sit. >Okay, uh, well, what is it? >The janitor gig. >Full disclosure: It's not great. Right? High turner over, that's what we call it in the business. >But you get to be your own boss. Sort of. >And you only have to worry about one thing, keeping the shitposts out. And-and, you know, keep the Boards clean. >That's two things. >You want the job or not? >What's the pay? >Not good - actually none at all, BUT the hours are worse.
>uh yeah so this movie that you have to watch 3 different 17 hour long lore info dumps by youtubers, play 8 games, read volumes 2-9 and then books 1-13 to get literally anything out of is the best movie of 2023
I listened to one reviewer say she spent like 20 hours catching up on the lore of the series before going into the movie. It makes me wonder if peole seriously expected the movie to include all of that material in a 2 hour movie. I just don't get it. All you need to do is be familiar with the first game and a litlte bit of the 3rd game maybe (at the very least the premise of it). I can't imagine trying to catch up on a 10 year series in order to watch a 2 hour movie about the first game.
I listened to one reviewer say she spent like 20 hours catching up on the lore of the series before going into the movie. It makes me wonder if peole seriously expected the movie to include all of that material in a 2 hour movie. I just don't get it. All you need to do is be familiar with the first game and a litlte bit of the 3rd game maybe (at the very least the premise of it). I can't imagine trying to catch up on a 10 year series in order to watch a 2 hour movie about the first game.
Wait what are his is from a game?
Lmao why would anyone watch 20 hours about mascot animatronics coming alive to kill people
Why would that require “lore”. Why would that require background info?
Oh yeah, FNAF is a 10 year long video game series. The 10th main game in the series is planning to come out this winter. There's a lot of lore in the series, but is really overblown with what is important. The story is very simple, but people like to overthink it and make it seem like its much more complex than what is required. You can explain the entire series in maybe an hour or two if you wanted to.
Huge franchise, a lot of fanservice. No wokeism for critics to latch onto.
The movie is mediocre at best. objectively disappointing and heavily relying on easter eggs and little memberberries.
>memberberries
Thats why I hated the 'and his name is William Afton' thing. Like the only reason that'd be important is if you knew that William Afton was the major antagonist in the series. But it was pretty obvious in the movie he was the bad guy so that has no weight besides 'oh wow I recognize that name! its the bad guy!!!'. Yes, of course he is, he's the bad guy in the movie too but his name is irrelevant.
I listened to one reviewer say she spent like 20 hours catching up on the lore of the series before going into the movie. It makes me wonder if peole seriously expected the movie to include all of that material in a 2 hour movie. I just don't get it. All you need to do is be familiar with the first game and a litlte bit of the 3rd game maybe (at the very least the premise of it). I can't imagine trying to catch up on a 10 year series in order to watch a 2 hour movie about the first game.
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Wait what are his is from a game?
Lmao why would anyone watch 20 hours about mascot animatronics coming alive to kill people
Why would that require “lore”. Why would that require background info?
Why is so difficult to grasp that the FNAF movie is in a different continuity?
People treat entertainment as homework nowadays. There are literally people who pretend you need to do "homework" to watch marvel movies when most MCU shit is vaguely connected and every movie explains who everyone is in it. There are morons who didn't get the message when Infinity war was just thanos collecting all the stones because him being the main arc villain wasn't even thought of when they were making Iron Man
Because film critics are becoming like art critics. They only like movies with gay political messages or shitty avant-garde
Style to show their superior taste over what the regular rabble enjoy.
That’s why all the movies that win Oscar’s are nonsense art films nobody has seen and all the popular movies are schlock
Well first off, RT reviews are quite seriously paid for. This is an open secret and many of the reviewers have admitted this. What they typically do is pay off smaller reviewers who wouldn't otherwise have reviewed it to give a positive review to bump up the score.
This is why a high RT score often correlates to box office bombs. The user score ca also be useless if the sample size is really small. Thus the best indicator is how much money it made. For it's budget, this movie made a killing.
There's also reason for the reviewers to bomb it, they hate anything remotely conservative. The entire main cast of this is white, Matthew Lillard did an interview on Midnight's Edge (youtube channel that shits on woke shit in movies.) But the biggest issue for them? The creator of FNAF is a white, Christian conservative. I don't care about the game, but I LOVE his story. Boomer Christian guy makes indie games, he released a neat rpg called The Desolate Hope, it's up on steam for free, look it up. He tried creating educational games for kids, but he got shit on that his designs were creepy and triggered an uncanny valley effect. Rather than fight it or attack his critics, he took that to heart. "If my characters are scary, why don't I put them in a horror game?" so he released this dinky honestly fairly shitty horror game that was perfect for jumpscare youtube streamers. Pewdiepie and markiplier jumped on it and overnight dude was a fricking millionaire. Now it's this massive franchise and he never has to work again, but what I really love is the dude took a shitload of his profits and gave them to Christian charities. Could not have happened to a nicer person.
The fanbase did review the movie (very well), you didn't pay attention so you should consider the possibility that you're the one who have some autistic traits
>you aren't paying attention to autistic gibbering? that's autism!
anon?
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As I said, you sound mentally confused. Here's a tip: pay attention to what is written by others and what you write yourself. Reread your comments and realize how nonsensical you come across. Best of luck anon
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>you're mentally damaged if you aren't paying attention to what I write
anon.
7 months ago
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Can't help you more than that. Have yourself tested for autism/ADHD and do an IQ test as well.
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you seem to have trouble with the idea of being able to tell when someone is autistic, just from how/what they write, and disregarding what they say on those grounds.
Some critics tried to harm the movie because it rightfully ignores woke/ESG dreck.
It features an all-white, straight main cast.
It's also unburdened by the type of "social issues" the left overemphasizes and focuses on one the left weirdly tries to brush aside: child abduction and what this entails.
What was the deal with the second youtuber cameo?
afaik he's some moron lets player that nobody but the weird superfans have even heard of, much less watched.
Exception that confirms the rule. Likewise Saw X. But critics tried to undervalue FNAF for the ideological/woke burden which they carry around since they're still essentially ESG lackeys
its not a bad movie, just a little boring at times and its PG13 horror aimed at even lower age groups so i guess they will enjoy it. theres only like 2 horror sequences and only one is visually interesting, the one with the thugs falls flat. i havent seen the cage one, but i'll go on a limb and say this ones better. the Zathura kid also did an okay job, theres worse performances and rhe blonde cop is kinda cute
>older community
71% of its audience is 13-32 yo or something like that. It's a movie that signals 3 large scale elements:
-younger audiences establishing their own presence and preferences at the theater;
-yet another evidence that capeshit is no longer the sole main mass entertainment vehicle and is losing appeal compared to newly established franchise which have grassroots, organic appeal;
-critics, now more than ever, are entirely irrelevant.
I thought it was pretty good although the ending was a bit clunky
Overall I liked its though it’s not a typical horror movie more like a horror comedy/fantacy
First reason is the movie is pretty bland and contradict the lore of the games. Second being is too old to really enjoy it. Third is Marvels comes out a week or two after this and Critics are trying their best to sabotage this film to save the Marvels from it potentially making less money than Black Adam
Hmmm they seem more reliable than a sea of moronic manchildren who want fan service and references over well told stories
Wait a minute I realize that you’re the same homosexual replying to everyone in this thread lmao I wonder what you look like
That whole middle part with the sister and the fort was a waste of time. Same with the dream sequences.
It could have just been a good suspenseful basic story but they tried to spice it up with unecessary plot details and shit.
Just let it be a guy trying to do his job, with shit getting weirder each evening. There's no need for some missing brother backstory nonsense.
Critics get paid to see the movie, autists pay for the movie. Of course the moronic autists who went to go see a fricking FNAF movie are going to rate it highly
Its a shit movie with a moron fanbase
fpbp
FNAF was better than the mario and sonic movies
That's really saying something. If The sonic movies didn't have Jim Carrey would they have even been that well received?
mario is nothing more than your standard vapid plotless illumination fare now with a Mario coat of paint
and likewise the sonic films were your typical "fantasy creature enters THE REAL WORLD???" now starring Jim Carrey. some good moments but ultimately incredibly forgettable
FNAF movie is its own continuity but it's highly respectful of the source material, has its own interesting story, drama, etc., with really impressive practical effects. it's nothing spectacular but I enjoyed it
none, i took my boomer father to it who has never heard of FNAF and he enjoyed it more than the mario and sonic films which he also saw and is more familiar with the source material
someone who has never heard of FNAF probably could enjoy the film more as they won't constantly be trying to tie everything in the movie to the game lore in their heads or being distracted when a youtuber cameos
anon you're autistic. he pretended because it was important to you.
The Mario movie was just to wacky for me.
how many youtubers do i need to be subscribed to in order to appreciate it?
Zero. I knew what the FNAF games were about but never played them or had any idea about the lore etc.
The movie paces itself very carefully and whatever fanservice it presents is entirely unobtrusive: reading about it afterwards I realize who some of the characters were but they all seem natural and nuanced rather than grafted onto the story,
no one cares
You just did. Think it through next time dummy
you're autistic.
Self-descriptive comment. Keep seething botty and stop lying to yourself
You could've just said "no u."
>$10 of roblox cash has been deposited into your account
Audiences love goyslop
Scott Cawthon, says he been doxed by the Antifa troony BLM mob and had received threats of violence and home invasion. The original creator is conservative had his voting records leaked, he perhaps supported Tulsi and maybe voted Trump. It sent the brains of all the perverts, islamics and transexuals into a head-spin, they have hated him ever since. It might not be ground breaking like Citizen Kane but like 'William Randolph Hearst' there are people can order hit pieces by the media mob, and back in the day Hearst didn't like people who voted the 'wrong way' or hated Citizen Kane. Also this also would not be the first time there has been a massive disconnect between professional critics and an audience who enjoy movies.
Children.
Critics recognized that it’s an objectively shit movie but the rabid autist fans will defend anything the franchise shits out
Critics have a hateboner for slasherkino for whatever reason.
>heh, it aint supposed to have a message kid
then why all the shit dialogue? you have nothing to say but you're talking? how about shutting the frick up you moronic Black person hack and making a youtube short horror film instead?
>If you aren't telling me what I should think and how I should feel, why are you talking!?!?
>Characterisation? Suspense? World building?! Every second you aren't programming me is a second my indoctrination is slipping!
>If I watch something like that I might end up HAVING MY OWN THOUGHTS!!!!
I'm sorry OP but you might be mentally moronic. You don't even know the first thing, literally the first thing about writing a story.
Projection. You self trained fanfiction.net, trying cheating your way to maturity, 90 IQ psued, only reads only public transportation, substanceless navel gazing purple prose dribble consooming gay Black person moron.
Most kids movies have a message or theme. This image is incredibly moronic and you should go back to plebbit.
>You can't change the past, no matter how hard you try. And if you keep living in the past, you'll lose what you have in the present.
>Something about children using pictures to communicate idk
There's some stuff in there, but this is like being upset paranormal activity or fast and furious movies had nothing to say. That's not that this is for, pretending all movies are "films" is a shit attitude.
zoomers are easily impressed
Because the autists that play the shit games already know what they think of the movie before they saw it, and real people see it for what it is.
It's probably something similar to the Halo game.
I'm 24yo and a poorgay who lived in the middle of the jungle, so I got surprised when I played Halo for the first time (like 5 years ago) because I clearly remember how the Americans I talked to said it was amazing. The FNAF is the same thing, since I only got internet recently, the whole thing means nothing because it's a classic situation of "you had to be there"
For its time Halo was amazing. You are comparing it to 20 years of people improving upon it. It was like the first console fps
halo was big because they figured out how to get first person shooters to work with a gamepad (mostly auto-aim). the scary animatronics game was "big" because people liked watching streamers overreact to the jumpscares, then "lore."
Halo 3, Reach, and Wars are the only good halo games
Halo 2 is a masterpiece and you suck gangly rotten wieners if you disagree.
bruh its a console shooter. its shit.
Why did they build a fricking fort destroying all tension in the middle of the movie
Because then that leads back into the twist and it’s kino
Woke SJW journos being triggered by classical, old-school filmmaking that doesn't reflect their ideological preferences.
Should've dropped all the autism about the sister and Afton and just made it like the first game, an anonymous security guard slowly piecing together the story through clues in the restaurant while trying to avoid being violently murdered by the animatronics. Could've been actually scary if done correctly
The fanbase wants epic lore references and meme cameos like MattPat, they don't want a scary movie that emulates when the game was new and the setting was still mysterious, they want a monument to their worship of the brand over the past decade
Critics rated it based on how much they liked the movie
Audiences rated it based on how much they like the game
>Audiences rated it based on how much they like the YouTube videos they watched of the game
ftfy
lel, this, I played the first 2 FNAFs and that's probably more than 90% of the fanbase
I love the game series and thought the movie was pretty good. I had a great time watching it even with its flaws: 7/10.
I think critics went in expecting Willy's Wonderland or Banana Splits (both of which they rated around 6/10), and got something different they weren't ready for. In fact, I would have been more surrpised if critics liked the movie.
Its a shit film, kiddies and tards love it though. That ok, but it doesnt make it a good film.
Has a build in fanbase of children who mistake liking something as a personality so they can't allow anyone to think the thing they like is bad because that means they are bad.
Hutcherson is a good actor but the movie is shit
Cinemaphile on the side of the journos, as usual.
for theatrical releases, you can only leave an audience review when you buy a ticket through fandango and that review can't be lower than 7/10
>Hey, anon, I got a job for you.
>Come on, sit down, sit, sit, sit, sit.
>Okay, uh, well, what is it?
>The janitor gig.
>Full disclosure: It's not great. Right? High turner over, that's what we call it in the business.
>But you get to be your own boss. Sort of.
>And you only have to worry about one thing, keeping the shitposts out. And-and, you know, keep the Boards clean.
>That's two things.
>You want the job or not?
>What's the pay?
>Not good - actually none at all, BUT the hours are worse.
>uh yeah so this movie that you have to watch 3 different 17 hour long lore info dumps by youtubers, play 8 games, read volumes 2-9 and then books 1-13 to get literally anything out of is the best movie of 2023
I listened to one reviewer say she spent like 20 hours catching up on the lore of the series before going into the movie. It makes me wonder if peole seriously expected the movie to include all of that material in a 2 hour movie. I just don't get it. All you need to do is be familiar with the first game and a litlte bit of the 3rd game maybe (at the very least the premise of it). I can't imagine trying to catch up on a 10 year series in order to watch a 2 hour movie about the first game.
Wait what are his is from a game?
Lmao why would anyone watch 20 hours about mascot animatronics coming alive to kill people
Why would that require “lore”. Why would that require background info?
Oh yeah, FNAF is a 10 year long video game series. The 10th main game in the series is planning to come out this winter. There's a lot of lore in the series, but is really overblown with what is important. The story is very simple, but people like to overthink it and make it seem like its much more complex than what is required. You can explain the entire series in maybe an hour or two if you wanted to.
>memberberries
Thats why I hated the 'and his name is William Afton' thing. Like the only reason that'd be important is if you knew that William Afton was the major antagonist in the series. But it was pretty obvious in the movie he was the bad guy so that has no weight besides 'oh wow I recognize that name! its the bad guy!!!'. Yes, of course he is, he's the bad guy in the movie too but his name is irrelevant.
The basic story is very simple. The lore is extremely convoluted and autistic depending on how deep you go.
>2013 max
take me back, lad.
I did none of that besides watch the movie and I enjoyed it. It's not part of the "continuity" of any of that other shit, it's an adaptation.
Why is so difficult to grasp that the FNAF movie is in a different continuity?
why is it difficult to comprehend that no one cares?
People treat entertainment as homework nowadays. There are literally people who pretend you need to do "homework" to watch marvel movies when most MCU shit is vaguely connected and every movie explains who everyone is in it. There are morons who didn't get the message when Infinity war was just thanos collecting all the stones because him being the main arc villain wasn't even thought of when they were making Iron Man
You could screen the 1 guy 1 jar video and put in 1 frame of that fricking bear's face at the end and FNAF fans would rate it 10/10
Because film critics are becoming like art critics. They only like movies with gay political messages or shitty avant-garde
Style to show their superior taste over what the regular rabble enjoy.
That’s why all the movies that win Oscar’s are nonsense art films nobody has seen and all the popular movies are schlock
Because audiences are 80% moronic and that's being generous, meanwhile only like 60% of critics are moronic
Huge franchise, a lot of fanservice. No wokeism for critics to latch onto.
The movie is mediocre at best. objectively disappointing and heavily relying on easter eggs and little memberberries.
Autistic kid fanbase that are just happy their fav game series got some 'slop
Well first off, RT reviews are quite seriously paid for. This is an open secret and many of the reviewers have admitted this. What they typically do is pay off smaller reviewers who wouldn't otherwise have reviewed it to give a positive review to bump up the score.
This is why a high RT score often correlates to box office bombs. The user score ca also be useless if the sample size is really small. Thus the best indicator is how much money it made. For it's budget, this movie made a killing.
There's also reason for the reviewers to bomb it, they hate anything remotely conservative. The entire main cast of this is white, Matthew Lillard did an interview on Midnight's Edge (youtube channel that shits on woke shit in movies.) But the biggest issue for them? The creator of FNAF is a white, Christian conservative. I don't care about the game, but I LOVE his story. Boomer Christian guy makes indie games, he released a neat rpg called The Desolate Hope, it's up on steam for free, look it up. He tried creating educational games for kids, but he got shit on that his designs were creepy and triggered an uncanny valley effect. Rather than fight it or attack his critics, he took that to heart. "If my characters are scary, why don't I put them in a horror game?" so he released this dinky honestly fairly shitty horror game that was perfect for jumpscare youtube streamers. Pewdiepie and markiplier jumped on it and overnight dude was a fricking millionaire. Now it's this massive franchise and he never has to work again, but what I really love is the dude took a shitload of his profits and gave them to Christian charities. Could not have happened to a nicer person.
>box office numbers are a measure of quality
fricking moron
It's all we've got since reviews are worthless.
yeah they should've asked the autistic fanbase to review the movie.
The fanbase did review the movie (very well), you didn't pay attention so you should consider the possibility that you're the one who have some autistic traits
>you aren't paying attention to autistic gibbering? that's autism!
anon?
As I said, you sound mentally confused. Here's a tip: pay attention to what is written by others and what you write yourself. Reread your comments and realize how nonsensical you come across. Best of luck anon
>you're mentally damaged if you aren't paying attention to what I write
anon.
Can't help you more than that. Have yourself tested for autism/ADHD and do an IQ test as well.
you seem to have trouble with the idea of being able to tell when someone is autistic, just from how/what they write, and disregarding what they say on those grounds.
2049 was utter horse shit.
Some critics tried to harm the movie because it rightfully ignores woke/ESG dreck.
It features an all-white, straight main cast.
It's also unburdened by the type of "social issues" the left overemphasizes and focuses on one the left weirdly tries to brush aside: child abduction and what this entails.
What was the deal with the second youtuber cameo?
afaik he's some moron lets player that nobody but the weird superfans have even heard of, much less watched.
I definitely enjoyed Willy's Wonderland more.
FNAF doesn't build enough tension and deflates it too quickly.
Critics hate horror.
Critics hate video game movies.
Exception that confirms the rule. Likewise Saw X. But critics tried to undervalue FNAF for the ideological/woke burden which they carry around since they're still essentially ESG lackeys
More of an arthouse drama than a horror movie. Shit like Hereditary is specifically made for critics.
its not a bad movie, just a little boring at times and its PG13 horror aimed at even lower age groups so i guess they will enjoy it. theres only like 2 horror sequences and only one is visually interesting, the one with the thugs falls flat. i havent seen the cage one, but i'll go on a limb and say this ones better. the Zathura kid also did an okay job, theres worse performances and rhe blonde cop is kinda cute
Game dev voted trump. I expected it to be total dogshit but it was no better or worse than the slop that gets good reviews
why do people ask questions like this all over Cinemaphile, Cinemaphile, Cinemaphile, /tg/ when the answer is always autism?
or the answer is that RT only allows audience reviews if you pre-buy tickets through fandango and they can't be less than 7/10
It's a movie "for the fans" so the critics got filtered
Because critics are homosexuals.
Audience (little kids) loved it because it's their favorite "scary" game.
Critics hated it because of lack Black folk
Film critic intellectuals are a bunch of gaywads
FNAF's older community is unsurprisingly autistic and surprisingly massive.
>older community
71% of its audience is 13-32 yo or something like that. It's a movie that signals 3 large scale elements:
-younger audiences establishing their own presence and preferences at the theater;
-yet another evidence that capeshit is no longer the sole main mass entertainment vehicle and is losing appeal compared to newly established franchise which have grassroots, organic appeal;
-critics, now more than ever, are entirely irrelevant.
source?
The audience demographics is available in a Hollywood Reporter article but should be easy to find anywhere if you google it.
I thought it was pretty good although the ending was a bit clunky
Overall I liked its though it’s not a typical horror movie more like a horror comedy/fantacy
Thinking of watching this tonight and every showing is just about fricking empty. Is it really that bad?
First reason is the movie is pretty bland and contradict the lore of the games. Second being is too old to really enjoy it. Third is Marvels comes out a week or two after this and Critics are trying their best to sabotage this film to save the Marvels from it potentially making less money than Black Adam
Cinemaphile told me critics are always beta leftists with wrong opinions but they’ve been the only ones calling out shit movies
Name five
Your false impression about critics being in any way reliable comes from the fact that you seem very dumb
Hmmm they seem more reliable than a sea of moronic manchildren who want fan service and references over well told stories
Wait a minute I realize that you’re the same homosexual replying to everyone in this thread lmao I wonder what you look like
my homie
When something like this or the mario movie comes out that has a giga autistic fanbase they meltdown over critics
Because the critics are actually right and the movie sucks ass
has it made more than paranormal activity yet?
That whole middle part with the sister and the fort was a waste of time. Same with the dream sequences.
It could have just been a good suspenseful basic story but they tried to spice it up with unecessary plot details and shit.
Just let it be a guy trying to do his job, with shit getting weirder each evening. There's no need for some missing brother backstory nonsense.
Anything popular means it's bad.
No wonder why no one here gets laid or has friends
Critics are worthless shitheads.
Professional movie critics are snobs.
Critic scores are adults, audience scores are kids
Critics get paid to see the movie, autists pay for the movie. Of course the moronic autists who went to go see a fricking FNAF movie are going to rate it highly
Your comment sounds autistic.
Autistic FNAF fans.
I watched this shit knowing nothing about the games besides the premise and it felt like a shell of a movie. Utter garbage.