Why the frick does it have a sex scene?

Why the frick does it have a sex scene? I want to go see it with my parents, why does a movie about le bomb need a stupid sex scene? I'm disappointed as frick since I've seen all the other Nolankinos with my family

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would you want to go see it with your parents? Or at all?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because we all like watching movies and the cinema is a nice family event
      They're not interested in capeshit, which I watch with friends from work, so it's nice to go see kinos like Top Gun Maverick or Avatar 2 with them

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        guess you'll have to wait for it to come out on bluray and then edit the sex scene out yourself. Your family will survive not watching the latest goyslop, don't worry anon.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Avatar 2 had fricking in it

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're a fricking liar

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >capeshit, which I watch with friends from work
        Holy fricking cringe

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does it make you want to frick your dad?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anyone who was raised right had parents that forbade sex and nudity in media
      It's incredibly awkward and feels filthy. I don't know how people watch shit like Game of Thrones with boomers

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        They forbid sex and nudity in media until you grow up, not forever you moron.
        Unless your parents are total schizos who want their son to grow up a childless incel.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Do you watch porn in front of your parents?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >a single sex scene meant to visually convey closeness of the characters is the same as an hour of vulgar fricking with on screen penetration
            At worst there's going to be boobs and maybe a millisecond vegana shot.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              titillation is titillation
              it's gross as frick with your parents
              i can watch porn with my guy friends, but even a nip slip is filthy as frick if i'm watching something with my parents or any other boomer

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                you realize your parents fricked at some point? you probably even sucked on your mothers breasts.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >you probably even sucked on your mothers breasts
                purely baby formula for me, gay

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >raised right
                >baby formula for me

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                literally what's the problem? it has everything you need, and made it less stressful for my mom

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >mom too lazy to feed her baby the indisputably healthier food her own body produces
                >makes a gay son who likes getting surrounded by his friends hard dicks

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Is this bait? Are incels product of baby formula?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, we can tell by your low IQ

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Your mom hated you that much huh

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >formula
                That explains it

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >you probably even sucked on your mothers breasts
                purely baby formula for me, gay

                Pure marital love is different to random actresses being raunchy on the big screen. And breastfeeding isnt sexual for babies, it doesn't have to be out in the open

                >i can watch porn with my guy friends
                Sounds pretty gay.

                Not all of us watch gay porn gay, I can appreciate beautiful bawds on Tushy or Tiny4K with my close friends because we aren't prison gay

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I enjoy getting aroused with my close guy friends

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Kek it's not like that
                My friend sometimes shows me bawds he found on Twitter or Insta, or a diamonds scene from a tube site. I say "damn that b***h is spicy" and then go on with my day. We don't jerk off in each others' faces you dumbfrick

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Getting hard with your bros

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                My friend used to do this until I told him to stop texting me when he was horny. Maybe he was talking it further than other people but he would literally just tell me his dick was really hard and he wished he could have sex, and start sending me porn, and I don’t think he realized his behavior there looked exactly like someone asking for a gay booty call.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Kek yeah that sounds fruity, for me its literally just "bro check this out" its basically no different to having posters of babes in your room

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >i can watch porn with my guy friends
                Sounds pretty gay.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Is it an American thing? To view all presentation of sex as pornography?
                And even concerning porn, if I lived with my parents and watched porn and they stumbled into my room it would maybe be a bit awkward at worst.
                No wonder America is incel center.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, it's more of an attention-whoring thing. OP just wants to feel morally superior, so he made up this bullshit thread and here we are.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Americans are insane

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sad you think of it this way. You’re sexually squeamish and find the entire idea of sex pornographic

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              As I said before, marital sex is pure, movie sex is not even if it serves a purpose

              Getting hard with your bros

              Ever heard of self control and discipline?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                So you’re not one for sex outside of marriage, huh.
                Also have you asked what your parents think about sex scenes in movies, I mean you don’t have to make a change here or anything but I wonder if you guys are even on the same page about what is reasonable in a movie

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I haven't asked and I won't. It's very awkward and weird to talk about anything related to sex with boomers. We just follow a Don't Ask Don't Tell policy. I'm sure my dad saw sexy kino in his youth but that's his business

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well I’m not saying you need to change anything but you are talking about being squeamish and awkward about sex around your own parents and children the rest of your life.
                Hey did either of them teach you about reproduction or did you learn that from school or somewhere else? Risks here can include not being a resource for your own children due to awkwardness, and modeling sexual awkwardness to them as their role model

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nope learned it from school, friends, and the internet
                I'll be the same with my kids. I don't even think in the old trad days parents would straight up talk about sex with kids. You were just expected to learn from peers

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >parents raised me right
                >I learned about sex from the state and the internet and share porn with my close guy friends and we get aroused together, no big deal
                >parents raised me right

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                That’s just incorrect man, parents are supposed to raise their children, and your own discomfort at the idea of doing so comes from your parents having never modeled sexual education on you. I’m not saying you have to get gross and lewd with it, but yeah you’re supposed to be a resource and not leave your kids to the wind on the very issue of reproduction and family making. And do you really think mothers aren’t talking to their daughters through puberty? The female reproductive cycle is maybe a bit more to deal with, but the idea of leaving kids to their own and strangers’ devices through that is crazy.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Kinky.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >dude le epic gay bdsm joke haha
                So you don't have an argument

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not every reply is meant to be an argument

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/tKAB1Lm.jpg

          Why the frick does it have a sex scene? I want to go see it with my parents, why does a movie about le bomb need a stupid sex scene? I'm disappointed as frick since I've seen all the other Nolankinos with my family

          Sex scenes and nude scenes are just pointless in film and only exists to have nude scenes which are also pointless. I'm glad Hollywood is finally realizing nobody wants to see them

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            What about scat scenes?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Scat scenes actually serve a narrative purpose tho

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So don't see it with your parents.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish a collection of colours like that weren't stolen by gays and women, it looks pretty nice in that cloud

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Man up and take it back. I'm a big fan of vibrant and bright purples/pinks/blues as a pallette. They convey a certain high energy and tension in my visual works that makes them exciting to work with.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can still work it. It’s not even a gay cloud in that picture you’re looking at

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I cant with this movie anymore. I think I cant even watch it in the cinema, I have to think about the memes all the time and Lauch hysterically.
    If nolan only knew how ridicoules this is

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP you’re going to get some hate
    But I enjoy Barbie Oppenheimer posting

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does the name on the poster say Manhatten project anon.
    Oppenheimer slept with multiple married women, it would be stupid not to include that

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm pretty sure your parents know what sex is. They might've even had sex themselves. They're gonna be fine

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    your parents have the wrong attitude anon

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Women don't want to watch a movie about men unless there's a love story involved. Doesn't matter if it's about the consequences of war, science and history that shaped their civilization for the last century, they don't want to relate unless there's a micro-scale drama involving other women occurring.

    Instead of devoting half an hour of runtime to a romance plot, it's more efficient to write in a sex scene and more effective at checking that box in the lizard brain of either sex. The fault isn't with women for (not) understanding what they want, it's with producers for giving it to them.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Women don't want to watch a movie about men unless there's a love story involved.
      The love story is between her and her man who she’s going to the movies with

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's boring and not escapist at all. Not nearly as interesting to a modern woman as self-inserting to sympathize with a character onscreen.

        People raised by learning about the world through fiction, especially women, find it hard to formulate the story of their own identity without a sympathetic attachment to characters. Not unlike men exposed to porn before puberty, it can warp their sexual identity and might always be what they prefer over their own identity.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >our love isn’t as interesting as what’s going on on screen
          Yet unlike the fiction it’s entirely real and right there with her

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Women don't want to watch a movie about men unless there's a love story involved
      Idk my gf liked Generation Killl
      Inb4 le gay Marines

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        did she like Brokeback Mountain as well?
        Being titillated by shirtless fruity Rudy and self-inserting as fruity Rudy isn't mutually exclusive to a woman.

        >our love isn’t as interesting as what’s going on on screen
        Yet unlike the fiction it’s entirely real and right there with her

        Pre-modern women would see it this way, yes.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nolan lost me when he cast Damon as Groves.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Nolan lost me when he cast Damon as Groves

      Who should've gotten it instead?

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nukes aren’t real. Save your money

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because Opp was a massive horndog who cheated on wife with mistresses. Since that was a pretty big part of his life, Nolan made sure to include it

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      this and also the everyone at the base were fricking eachother

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Watch film with mother
    >sex scene comes in
    >mother bites her lips
    w-what did she mean by this????

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    is it with ellen page? nolan likes her and this one has olivia thirlby who readily fricks ellen

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Doesn’t belief that arousal is the only response to the subject of sex around parents, indicate one’s lack of non-arousing context on the very subject of family making and relationships when taking to your own family? Doesn’t this mean your only response to the subject of sex in your family is incestual?

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hahah, that image is just wonderful
    You guys are getting pretty good with paint.exe

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did OP disappear at the realization he never got the talk as a kid and therefore thinks all mentions of sex in a family are arousing and incestual

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    All these contrarian homosexuals pretending sex scenes in front of your parents aren't awkward as frick. My dad always makes comments when it happens and its so embarrassing. I never see R rated movies with him anymore because of it.

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >sex bomb starts playing

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because Oppenheimer had affairs?

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ok but what about sex scenes when you're watching with your gf or anime body pillow. Is it cucked or hot.

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    wait. so you're telling me that america nuked themselves, and nobody noticed?

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nuclear weapons don't exist. Never have, never will.

    It's communist war propaganda. Do you remember? The COMMUNISTS WON WW2.

    2. Splitting atoms does not release energy rapidly, only very very slowly. Fuel Yes, bombs no. DU warheads are real.

    3. All Nuke footage you've ever seen was either 1920s style composite scale effects, or just huge TNT explosions. Kids these days can tell the difference, even if you still cannot.

    4. Hiroshima + Nagasaki were FIREBOMBED along with 65 OTHER CITIES before anyone had taken up the Nuke rhetoric. You don't find memorials for burning Japanese children alive with gasoline, only for incinerating them with fake 'flash nuclear' bombs.

    5. Did you know it's 100% Illegal to deny the existence of Nuclear bombs in USA, UK, Japan, Korea, etc etc etc. WHY IS THAT??

    Did you know that Fusion between Hydrogen into Helium has *NEVER* been proven in a lab? Bet you didn’t know that. It might not be possible. Even if it were possible, there’s no guarantee that Fusion (the opposite of Fission) actually releases energy at all!

    The bigger picture here is that nuclear weapons DO NOT EXIST. Neither Fission reactions nor the hypothetical Fusion reaction is capable of releasing INSTANTANEOUS energy. Fission is in fact very SLOW, which is why it is used in Nuclear Power Plants.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      > 5. Did you know it's 100% Illegal to deny the existence of Nuclear bombs in USA, UK, Japan, Korea, etc etc etc. WHY IS THAT??
      Citation needed

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Go back your containment thread, flerf inbred.

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Come on Bobby, let's go potty

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oppenheimer's orgasm is interspersed with scenes of the bomb decimating Hiroshima. Death and life are juxtaposed, yet united by the physical intensity of nuclear fission and emotional intensity of ejaculation. It's quite beautiful

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the bomb was like a dirty lover, it’s detonation my scandalous release
      Sexy

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just finger your mum with one hand and jerk yer dad with the other.
    Break that ice.

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