Why the frick does this guy even exist? Why do Marvel writers shit on literally the most popular superhero on earth? They literally cucked him. Whose idea was this? Why? Why ? Why?
Why the frick does this guy even exist? Why do Marvel writers shit on literally the most popular superhero on earth?
"Parker must suffer. He can never be happy." - Spider-Man editorial
Because no matter what, you morons will continue buying, reading, and/or discussing Spider-Man.
I don’t fricking buy garbage
Fine, you don't. But there's an army of blabbering apes who will keep buying Spider-Man no matter how bad it is. There's not even a single point in recent history where Spider-Man reached cancellation numbers despite each new arc being worse than the one before.
How was the sales for the last issue
I think it’s more a small collection of collector autists that keep the book going, remember when Jim Lee gave up the goat that variants are mostly bought by people already buying the book so the get both covers? I genuinely think you can break down a multitude of those sales to a dedicated bunch of people who feel they HAVE to have every cover. Though even when we got sales numbers, weren’t they just diamonds shipping numbers and not purchases?
I think spider writers are burnt out. You can't write cool fun Peter forever, making Peter cold and forceful only works in retaliation because then he's just the Punisher who makes Frank look like a b***h. What's left? Multiverses, character torture? Peter and MJ have twins after MayDay and those two boys compete for who gets the title of Spider-Man?
Just go the Renew your vows route.
>everyone gets spider powers
Frick no
It’s just Anna May that does. MJ just gets a costume
You make the twins Mayday's sidekicks, one being the un-powered techy nerd and the other the trouble-making wannabe reporter selling photos of his sister in action to a hopped up on cocaine old as frick J Jonah Jameson. It's like its your first day writing fanfic, anon.
Where does that leave little Ben
New candidate for Anti-Venom
Huh?
It's a joke on how so many kids in the Spider-Man series seem to get a symbiote suit stuck to them for one reason or another, anon
How many of them actually had though
Dylan has Venom, turned Sleeper into a cat, they gave Normie Osborn Rascal, Mayday's had numerous symbiotes glommed to her in different settings, she has a symbiote clone of her as well, they had a family infected by symbiotes in the leadup to King In Black, that Carnage series gave one to the little girl, so at minimum two more than there should be
I don't actually know what I want. I only know what I don't want, which is whatever I get.
Why... Why can't you write cool fun Peter forever? Everyone says this but why not? Isn't that what we're all aiming for?
A character like Spider-Man should not exist for this long, period.
After a while, there's nothing left to do with him, nowhere to go. That's why you get this shit.
The real Spider-Man is Lee/Ditko, Lee at bare minimum
Spiderman is childish trash. How could any full grown adult care about him? Fatherless generation.
Woah there, don't project your baggage onto us homosexual
Bad writing
I don't know but he looks like a staff member's self insert and for that I hope everyone involved in writing him gets executed cartel-style.
Paul was just supposed to be a background character type boyfriend with zero involvement in the plot.
"Parker must suffer. He can never be happy." - my HEROES
Peter has a micropenis.
the only people who bring this character up don’t read comics. there’s seriously no reason to be discussing him or what brought him into existence considering he’s going to be written out after the jackpot issue and MJ loses her powers and paul after hitting 3 skulls.
>inb4 three casuals replying “UMM I READ FROM AMAZING FANTASY 15 ONWARD”
You know, the answer to "why does this character exist" isn't "he's going to be written out anyway so stop asking."
I wish we had spider family by now. Raising mayday and sometimes she almost gets caught climbing walls in daycare and stuff
If they don’t want a baby arc for years they could’ve done some time bubble shenanigans where MJ and Mayday are stuck for 8-10 years in a weird time bubble where they age. Then Peter has to rebuild his relationship with his daughter.
Come to think of it I think they did a similar thing in Invincible
You start to grow on him, just for the meta reasons.
The never ending story style of Superhero comics are the true reason why this sort of stuff happens.
You can't write a continuous story for 60+ years (that also soft resets every 15-20 years) and expect anything good to come out of it.
If Superhero comics were allowed to have an actual ending like nearly every other piece of literary media on the planet then it would of never got this bad.
It's like that weirdo that kept commissioning "Peter has a micropenis" humiliation fetish porn got a job at Marvel.
That guy's literally in the thread
Is he working for Marvel now?
Spider-Man is like Dick Tracy, the era that made it popular has become a tiny island in an endless sea of forgettable piffle
>Why do Marvel writers shit on literally the most popular superhero on earth?
Batman's not a marvel character.
spidey's more popular than the bat